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Post by theamericanmarten on Oct 27, 2010 22:31:05 GMT -5
The following fanfic will be based on an episode of Dinosaurs called, "Georgie Must Die!" In this fanfic, Smart A** tries to stop the latest annoying children's idol, Bernie, a yellow dinosaur from taking over the world's television. Coming soon to a Weasel Board near you!
PS: Toon Patrol (c) Disney/Touchstone Dinosaurs (c) Jim Henson Productions
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Post by theamericanmarten on Oct 27, 2010 23:10:24 GMT -5
Chapter 1
It was an ordinary Saturday afternoon at the Toon Patrol Headquarters, and Psycho and Stupid were watching a video tape of the latest annoying children's idol, Bernie, a giant yellow dinosaur with blue polka dots. "Uh, huh, huh," said Bernie on the tape, "Hi, everybody!" "Bernie!" the kids on TV cried. "We're so glad you're here," said Bernie. "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" said Psycho back at the Toon Patrol Headquarters. "I wouldn't dissappoint my backyard friends," Bernie said on TV, "Hi, kids!" "Duh, hi, Bernie!" shouted Stupid. "Here's a special Bernie hug for each and every one of you," said Bernie, pretending to give a hug. Stupid and Psycho hugged their Bernie dolls.
"Hey, kids," said Bernie, "Do you know what kind of day this is?" "A special day!" shouted the children. "That's right," Bernie said, "And I have a special song to sing!" So Bernie sang this song (to the tune of This Old Man):
I hug you, You hug me, It's a special day you see, Yes, we're all very special and you're my special friend, You're so special I'll sing it again!
Special, special, Special, special, Special, special, special, special, special, special, special, Special, special, special, special, special, special. special, special, special, Special, special, special, special, special, special!
Smart A** was getting very annoying while Wheezy and Greasy already had earplugs in their ears. "Oh, man, make it stop!" shouted Smarty, "This nightmare ends now!" And the mean weasel pulled the video tape out of the VHS player.
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Oct 28, 2010 9:45:42 GMT -5
hahaha poor Smart Ass, Wheezy and Greasy were very smart too have earplugs
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Post by psychojr on Oct 28, 2010 13:05:59 GMT -5
i hate that barny show, every year the my cousin gets a toy of that stupid dinosaur and he ends up setting them on fire do to the annoying song.
but either that nice start.
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Post by theamericanmarten on Oct 28, 2010 16:27:13 GMT -5
Thanks, guys! Karmas for both of you later!
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Post by theamericanmarten on Oct 28, 2010 17:22:59 GMT -5
Chapter 2
"Hey, that's our tape!" shouted Psycho as Smart A** was tearing the VHS apart. "I know you're in there, ya sack of yella suff!" he growled. "What on Earth are ya doin?" cried Greasy. "Morning, noon, and night it's Bernie, Bernie Bernie!" shouted Smarty, "Bernie on the Farm, Bernie at the Zoo, Bernie at the BEACH!" "Duh, that's my favorite," said Stupid. "Oh yeah," said Smarty, "Well this is MY favorite: BERNIE IN A MILLION PIECES!!" And the mean weasel crushed the VHS with his foot.
To be continued...
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Post by theamericanmarten on Oct 28, 2010 17:44:50 GMT -5
Chapter 3
As Smart A** was crushing the VHS of Bernie, Psycho and Stupid started to scream. "That was awful, boss," said Greasy, "Look how you upset them!" "I miss Bernie! I WANT BERNIE!" screamed Psycho, with his face turning red and tears streaming from his swirling eyes. "You apologize to them right now!" said Wheezy. "All right," said Smarty, "Sorry about you guys's tape. Here's a couple of bucks." "I want a Bernie hug!" yelled Stupid. "Me too!" said Psycho. "Sorry, but if there were some magical way, then I'd GIVE you a Bernie hug," Smarty said, "But unfortunately, that's not possible." "Actually, it is," said Wheezy...
To be continued...
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Post by theamericanmarten on Oct 29, 2010 14:33:50 GMT -5
Chapter 4
"What?!?" said Smart A** when Wheezy told him that a Bernie hug was possilbe. "Bernie's making an apppearence at the mall today," said Wheezy. "YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!" Psycho cried, "Wanna see Bernie, wanna see Bernie, wanna see Bernie!" "You'd better get going now," Wheezy told Smarty. "What's the rush?" said Smarty, "The mall's only eight minutes away." "I don't know, boss," said Greasy, "Bernie's very popular; there could be a long line." Smarty hesitated. "You promised them, boss," said Wheezy. "Oh, all right," said Smarty, groaning a little, "Stupid, Psycho, get in the car." "Hooray!" said Stupid and Psycho together. But when Smart A** went to start the car, he noticed a long line to the mall. "What the heck's this?!?" he asked surprised. "The line to hug Bernie," said a mother, "No cuts!" "Oh," said Smarty, "Forget that!" And he went back inside the Headquarters, but Psycho and Stupid weren't happy. "Uh oh." thought Smarty. Then both of the young weasels burst screaming into tantrums.
To be continued...
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Post by theamericanmarten on Oct 31, 2010 18:46:20 GMT -5
Chapter 5
Psycho and Stupid kept screaming, "WAAAAAAAHHHHHH, WE WANNA SEE BERNIE, WANNA SEE BERNIE, WANNA SEE BERNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Oh, that noise!" Smart A** groaned, "It's killing me! It's like a big metal spike right between the eyes!" "I'm startin to feel it too," said Greasy. "I just don't get this whole Bernie thing," said Smarty, "It's like I hafta see that big yella knucklehead. He's not even a real dinosaur." "He's not?" Wheezy asked. "No, he's just some guy in a costume," said Smarty, "Not even a good costume. He looks like that crummy carpet of your's in ya room, Greasy." "Eh, I'll have ya know that it's a kinda carpet ladies like, boss," said Greasy. "Everything about Bernie drives me up a wall," said Smarty, "Even the stupid way he talks. 'Uh, hugh, uh, hugh, you're so special!'" But when Smarty imitated Bernie, he sounded exactly like the annoying dinosaur.
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Oct 31, 2010 18:48:00 GMT -5
awesome so far
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Post by theamericanmarten on Oct 31, 2010 18:51:17 GMT -5
Thanks. Here's a karma.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Oct 31, 2010 19:16:22 GMT -5
thanks
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Post by theamericanmarten on Oct 31, 2010 19:25:29 GMT -5
You're welcome. Next chapter coming soon.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Oct 31, 2010 19:28:41 GMT -5
can't wait
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Post by theamericanmarten on Oct 31, 2010 22:50:22 GMT -5
The next part might be funny.
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