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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 21, 2010 0:20:14 GMT -5
Thanks, girls!
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 21, 2010 10:55:56 GMT -5
i love funny stuff
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 21, 2010 13:47:32 GMT -5
Don't we all?
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 21, 2010 15:27:21 GMT -5
Chapter 12
As Greasy left the prison, Bernie's voice changed to evil and said to Smart Ass, "A LIFE TIME!" "What?" said Smarty. "Bernie co-witness fees doesn't take kindly to piracy of our intellectual properties," said Bernie, "I'm gonna make an example of you, Smart Ass! Nobody, but NOBODY SCREWS WITH MY EMPIRE!" "Gee," said Smarty, "I'm sorry about you empire. I was just putting on a little show for my colleagues. I though you wanted to make kids smile." "Yeah, it's about smiling kids," said Bernie, "FOR THE FIRST TEN MINUTES! Now it's about cash, tapes, dolls, t-shirts! Our market subterrain is on rival! And that's just phase ONE!" "Phase one? You've got some plot in mind, don't you?"
Bernie laughed an evil laugh. "That's not your normal laugh," said Smarty. "Soon we will unveil phase two!" Bernie said, "The Bernie cable channel. Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week of non-stop Bernie programming and advertising! Yeah! Plugging every convievable Bernie product, and selling it, selling it, SELLING!!" "Oh, yeah, well I won't let my guys watch your evil channel! I'll exercise parental discresion!" "Ah, it won't make any difference," said Bernie, "By the time phase three kicks in, we won't NEED television sets! We'll be leading our program directly into children's brains, through small recievers secretly implanted during routine doctor visits!!" "Know what?" said Smarty, "I'm startin' to think you're not a good role model!" "It doesn't matter what you think," yelled Bernie, "Because you're never leaving this cell! You're gonna rot here for the rest of your life!" Bernie then laughed his evil laugh and went back to his cheerful voice, saying, "Bye, now. And remember, you're special!" Smarty just shrugged, realizing that Bernie would not only take over TV, but also the world!
To be continued...
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Post by Mellow on Nov 21, 2010 15:30:46 GMT -5
OMG!!!! Evil Bernie!!! AAAHH!!!
Nice chapter. Can't wait to see what happens next.
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 21, 2010 15:36:09 GMT -5
Thanks, Psychogirl!!
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 21, 2010 15:57:52 GMT -5
Evil Barine XD
Nice Job so far
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 21, 2010 16:19:59 GMT -5
Thanks. Here's a karma.
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 21, 2010 19:33:37 GMT -5
Chapter 13
A week passed, and Smart Ass hadn't felt so gloomy in all his life, just sitting inside a prison cell. One night, a block in Smarty's cell was starting to break through. "Uh oh," thought Smarty. The block kept pushing its way into the cell. "Guards!" shouted the poor weasel, "Someone's breaking into my cell!" But no one answered. After about ten seconds, the cell's wall burst. Out of the burst and into Smarty's cell came a Japanese snow monkey.
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 21, 2010 22:03:16 GMT -5
ooh this is getting good
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 21, 2010 23:26:20 GMT -5
Thanks.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 25, 2010 12:47:23 GMT -5
welcome
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 28, 2010 13:26:17 GMT -5
Chapter 14
The snow monkey bowed to Smart Ass and said, "I am Hiroshi. And this is my wife, Suzuki." Suzuki, the other snow monkey came into Smarty's cell and said, "Quick, Hiroshi! We must hurry!" "Whadya guys doing here?" Smarty asked, puzzled. "We are coming to rescue you, Smart Ass-san," said Hiroshi. "How did you get in, and why do you need me?" Smarty asked. "I smashed my through with these pieces of sushi!" Hiroshi answered, "They are hard like concrete! Now, Suzuki and I are secret agents for a group of annoyed parents protesting against a giant, yellow dinosaur with blue spots!"
"Wait," said Smarty, "That's Bernie!" "That is right, Smart Ass-san!" said Hiroshi, "Now, we need you on this quest. We must go to Bernie's TV station and stop his evil plans, even if it takes the rest of our lives!" "Hiroshi, you steal my heart!" said Suzuki, "We kiss now." "There is no time," said Hiroshi, "Now, Smart Ass-san, you have a homemade Bernie costume, correct?" "Yep," said Smarty, "What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Dec 4, 2010 12:16:16 GMT -5
funny and cool
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 4, 2010 14:03:36 GMT -5
Thanks.
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