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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 5, 2010 17:36:04 GMT -5
Chapter 6
When Stupid and Psycho heard Smart Ass's impersonation of Bernie, the two thought it was the REAL Bernie. "Is Bernie out there?" Psycho asked out loud. "Eh, I don't see him!" said Greasy. "Duh, Psycho and I heard Bernie!" called Stupid. "Hey, guys," Smarty said to Wheezy and Greasy, "They think I'm Bernie. I sound just like him." Then Smarty sang Bernie's favorite "special" song in the Bernie voice:
"I hug you, You hug me, You're so special I can see!"
"Hey, Bernie," said Psycho, "I want a hug!" "Duh, me too," said Stupid. "Say," said Smarty to Grease and Wheeze, "I got an idea. You guys entertain Stupid and Psycho while I try to dress up like Bernie."
To be continued...
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 13, 2010 18:45:52 GMT -5
Chapter 7
Wheezy and Greasy went out to the living room to check on Stupid and Psycho. The two were still hankering to see Bernie. "Eh, guys," Greasy said to the two, "Bernie is in this building." "Duh, he is?" asked Stupid, "Where?" "He's getting ready to see you," said Wheezy, "So both of you should wish very hard for Bernie to come out." And Greasy and Wheezy went upstairs. "Let's see," said Psycho and Stupid, "We're wishing for Bernie. Wishing. Wishing." "Uh huh," said Smart Ass in his homemade Bernie costume, "Hi, kids!" "BERNIE!!" Psycho and Stupid shouted together.
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 13, 2010 18:58:13 GMT -5
oh this is good
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 13, 2010 19:25:39 GMT -5
Thanks. Karma for you.
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 18, 2010 23:42:57 GMT -5
Chapter 8
As the Bernie disguised Smart Ass made his entrace to Psycho and Stupid, he tripped on an electric cord. "Ah, stupid piece of junk," said Smarty in his normal voice, but then he went to his Bernie voice and said, "Hi, Stupid and Psycho!" "Duh, hi, Bernie!" said Stupid. "We own all your video tapes," said Psycho, "And we watch them over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over," "That's great," said Smarty Bernie, "Now Bernie would like it if you put on a football game." "Where's the backyard friends?" asked Stupid. "They're over there," said Smarty Bernie, and the "backyard friends" where really Wheezy and Greasy pretending to be kids. "Hi there," said Greasy. "Glad to see ya," said Wheezy.
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 19, 2010 0:25:29 GMT -5
love how Greasy and Wheezy are both pretending
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 19, 2010 19:27:36 GMT -5
Chapter 9
"Duh, can you sing the special song?" Stupid asked the dressed weasels. "Of course!" cried Bernie Smart Ass, so Greasy and Wheezy turned on the radio to play the special song.
I hug you, You hug me, It's a special day you see, Yes, we're all very special and you're my special friend, You're so special, I'll sing it again!
But Bernie's police appeared before the weasels started the second verse. "Hey, you," one cop said, "You're under arrest!" Everyone gasped. "What for?" asked Smarty, going back to his original voice. "Copyright infringement," said the second cop, "You screwed with the wrong dinosaur, pal!" So off poor Smarty went to prison.
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 19, 2010 19:43:17 GMT -5
*laugh* poor him
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 20, 2010 16:19:20 GMT -5
Chapter 10
Having been in prison for thirty minutes, Smart Ass was pacing in a black and white prisoner's outfit, shrugging and muttering, "Geez, I hate prison already!" Soon the announcer on the speaker said, "VISITOR, SMART ASS!" The visitor was Greasy. "Eh, hey, Boss," said Greasy. "Grease, ya gotta get me outta here! I hate this place already! The nights are long and the guards give you cold glares!" said Smarty. "Boss, you've been here for only half an hour," said Greasy, "Listen, everything will be fine. I called Bernie's company and got to speak with Bernie himself. He was very nice and said that he'd come over here shortly to talk." "Thank heavens," said Smarty. "VISITOR, SMART ASS!" the announcer said again, "A very special visitor." This time, Bernie walked in with his happy chuckle.
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 20, 2010 16:20:40 GMT -5
Funny my friend
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 20, 2010 17:48:15 GMT -5
Thanks.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 20, 2010 17:48:53 GMT -5
welcome
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Post by theamericanmarten on Nov 20, 2010 20:17:56 GMT -5
Chapter 11
"Hello, Smart Guy and Greasy!" said Bernie, " I wanted to come over here as soon as possibly possible. Smart Guy, I'm super sorry for the inconvience. Honestly, I'm such a dodo brain when it comes to international copyright laws. But really, I all I ever wanna do is make children smile!" "So, do I get out pretty soon?" asked Smarty. "Hmmmmm," said Bernie, "Greasy, do you mind if I had a word with Smarty alone?" "Sure," said Greasy, "Boss, I'll see ya back at the headquarters soon. I hope." "Now, Greasy," said Bernie as Grease left, "I'm sure it's just a matter of time."
To be continued...
PS: In the next chapter, Bernie will get evil!
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Post by Mellow on Nov 20, 2010 23:02:44 GMT -5
Ooh!! Can't wait then.
Great chapter.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 20, 2010 23:59:34 GMT -5
oh this is getting good
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