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Post by theamericanmarten on Feb 7, 2011 20:34:43 GMT -5
Chapter 20
Back at the Toon Patrol Headquarters, Psycho and Stupid were waiting for Bernie to show on TV. "Is Bernie on? Is Bernie on? Is Bernie on?" Psycho asked. "Oh, do we have to watch it again?" Greasy asked, groaning. "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!" said Psycho. "Duh, yes," said Stupid. "And now here's everybody's favorite dinosaur, Bernie!" the announcer on TV said as a crowd of children cheered. "YYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!" said Psycho. "Hooray, it's Bernie!" cried Stupid. Then the iconic Bernie appeared. But this time it was really Smart Ass in his Bernie costume, ready to tell the whole world what a crook Bernie really was...
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Mar 6, 2011 19:02:20 GMT -5
man this is getting good
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Post by theamericanmarten on Apr 18, 2011 19:22:31 GMT -5
Chapter 21
"Hi, kids!" said Smart Ass in his Bernie voice, "Today Bernie has something important to say to all of you. You see, Bernie is not who you think!" "Is dat da boss?" Greasy asked surprised back the Headquarters. "You kids might think that Bernie is the happiest, sweetest dinosaur who likes to give everybody hugs..." Smarty continued, but then all the children chanted, "We want a hug! We want a hug!" "Uh, excuse me for a moment," Smarty said, then he went backstage to Wheezy. "Wheeze, I can't do this!" Smart Ass whispered. "Look, boss," the smoking weasel said with a slight hack, "You CAN do it, and millions of annoyed parents know you can, too!" "Okay, I guess you're right," said Smarty, "So he went back to the spotlight just as the real Bernie opened an eye from his unconciousness...
To be continued...
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