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Post by Weasel Freak on Dec 4, 2010 15:52:58 GMT -5
Really funny.
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 4, 2010 17:26:09 GMT -5
Thanks.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Dec 4, 2010 17:44:48 GMT -5
welcome
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 6, 2010 20:27:52 GMT -5
Chapter 15
Smart Ass snuck out of his prison cell, disguised as a samurai ninja. "All right," he thought, "I just go back to the headquarters, pick up a ration of food, get the Bernie costume, and then go to Bernie's studio to tell the whole world who he really is!" Smarty went to the Toon Patrol Headquarters to pick up his ration of food in case this perilous journey would take more than a month. However, as Smarty was grabbing the canned food in the pantry, a strange shadow came up behind him.
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Dec 6, 2010 20:34:52 GMT -5
this is getting good
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 6, 2010 20:39:09 GMT -5
Thanks. Here's a karma.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Dec 6, 2010 20:41:35 GMT -5
thanks
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 18, 2010 20:26:04 GMT -5
Chapter 16
"Hey Boss," said the figure, which happened to be Wheezy. Smart Ass jumped up in horror. "Wheezy! What are you doing out here?" "I just wanted to remind you to take your Bernie costume to the studio." "Wait!" Smarty cried, "You know about my secret mission?!?" "No, I was just reading your note," said Wheeze. "Phew!" said Smarty, "Now, Wheezy, can you help me a bit?" "How?" Wheezy asked. "Well look here," said Smarty, "Bernie's true personality is a greedy, money grabbing, tax evating slime ball who wants to take over the world's television sets with his own channel, and then later, kids' brains! So I need your help BAD!" So Smarty whispered into Wheezy's ear on what to do. "Okay, Boss," said Wheezy. So two prepared their dangerous quest to stop Bernie until Greasy, who was eavesdropping on their conversation, came to the scene.
To be continued...
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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 4, 2011 20:40:50 GMT -5
Chapter 17
"Please, Boss," said Greasy, "Don't do it!" "Look here, Greasy," said Smart Ass, "I gotta do what i gotta do. I need to stop this Bernie dictator from taking over TV. In fact, Bernie must die!" "That sounds like a very dangerous quest for you an' Wheezy!" exclaimed Greasy, "Don't go!" Greasy's eyes started to become wet. "Now, Grease," said Smarty, "I know this is hard, but I simply must do it. Don't cry for me, Grease-entina!" As Smarty and Wheezy headed out the door, the head weasel told Greasy, "This task must be complete, but maybe not today, or tomorrow, or next week, or next month, er... Do you have a calendar?" "In er out, Boss, you're lettin' in some cold air," said Greasy. "That's my brave little boy!" Smarty called as he and Wheezy headed off for Bernie's TV studio.
To be continued...
PS: Sorry that I have to double post, but I haven't written anything for a couple of weeks.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Jan 15, 2011 14:21:37 GMT -5
nice
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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 28, 2011 20:21:49 GMT -5
Chapter 18
Meanwhile, at Bernie's studio, Bernie was talking to a storeowner on the phone in his evil voice. "Listen," he said, "I want Bernie merchandise at the front of you store, in the window! I don't care if it's an appliance store! Get rid of all those useless lamps and vacuum cleaners! Put Bernie video tapes and toys up front! Cause if you don't, Bernie will tell all of his little fans not to let mommy and daddy shop at your chain of stores. Yes, I thought you'd see it my way. And remember, you're special! But not so special I can't crush you like a bug!" Then he hang up the phone and went back to his dresser where Smart Ass and Wheezy were watching from above...
To be continued...
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Post by PsychoJr on Jan 28, 2011 21:39:33 GMT -5
oh wow nice job so far but keep going
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Post by The Forgoten One on Jan 28, 2011 21:43:16 GMT -5
ya it's funny
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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 30, 2011 16:05:23 GMT -5
Chapter 19
At his dresser, Bernie was practicing singing in his evil voice. "Lalalalalalala," he said as he sprayed some spray in his mouth. Then he went to his normal voice, singing:
"I hug you, you hug me, I'm the richest guy in histor-ee!"
Then Wheezy walked up to him. "Uh, excuse me, Mr. Bernie." "Who are you?" Bernie asked in his evil voice. "Oh, I'm Wheezy." "Huh?" "I'm just an ordinary fan looking for an autograph," said Wheeze. "Oh, a fan!" Bernie said in his normal voice, chuckling, "Well, anything for one of Bernie's little fans." "Gee, thanks," said Wheezy. "Who's it to?" asked Bernie. But Wheezy needed to think of some name for a fan. "Oh, uh, wait, lemme think of a name, uh...." But as doing so, Bernie clicked the pen, and a fume of sleepy gas made the yellow dinosaur fall to the floor, putting him in a deep sleep. "Okay, um, Annie Banks," Wheezy said when he came up with a name.
"Good work, Wheezy!" said Smart Ass, running into the room with his Bernie costume. "Now, tie him up while I go onta dat stage and tell the whole world what a snotball he is!" "Thirty seconds to go, Mr. Bernie!" announced an announcer over a speaker. "Oh, I'll be right there!" said Smarty in his Bernie voice. "Now, remember," Wheezy called, "You're not alone out there, Boss! You also have the hopes and dreams of millions of annoyed parents around the world! Even our dreams are to make sure this dinosaur goes extinct!" So Smarty rushed to the stage for capturing footage for Bernie's TV show.
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Feb 7, 2011 19:58:26 GMT -5
so far so good
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