Life so Unexpected.

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Heyah Guys.
Here's a new fic. I'm still thinking of a new idea for Secrets of an untold truth but so far my ideas stinkz now. Can anyone give me some ideas for the chappie? It would really help. Thanx, enjoy the fic. .

Chapter: 1

"Juarez where ya going?'' asked Smartguy, cocking his brow at her.

She grabbed her black purse from the couch."Out.'' she said.

'What? Why?'' he asked.

Juarez shrugged. She fixed her hat before she walks up to him and kisses him on his cheek. Smartguy still has his brow cocked.

"Your not going to the coffee shop are ya?''

"No, I'm not." Juarez said." Just going to walk, until something stops me on the way.'

As she left, Wheezy came from the kitchen and coughed.

before he asked, " She's out?'' Wheezy wheezed.

Smartguy nodded. The door opened, and Vanessa came in with her uniform on. She fell on the couch and groaned."I hate this...''

"Hate what?'' Wheezy asked.

"Where's Juarez?'' Vanessa asked, looking up at Smartguy.

"She's out. Did'nt you see her on your way here?''

"No. To busy about my problems to notice.''

She got up and threw the pillow. Smartguy ducked his head when the pillow almost hit him."WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?" he asked. "I'm not telling until Juarez shows up. It's more of a girl thing.''.

"Tell me something that isn't.'' Wheezy said, taking his cigarrette out and let out the smoke.

Vanessa rolled her eyes, then put's her head down."I can't go to my mom or dad cause they will probably say somethng that parents would say, and when I talk to Juarez she says the right stuff.'' she said.

"Did'nt you just came from school?'' Smartguy asked.

"Yeah. why?''

"Where's your bookbag?''

"Dance is bringing it to my house.''

Wheezy and Smartguy's eyes widen."*wheezed* You let your ferret bring your bookbag to your house?''. "Yeah, if she can dance and if she can hurt you then why can't she bring my bookbag?''

They both looked at eachother thane at her. Meanwhile, Juarez was walking on the sidewalk. She stopped when she heard something at the trash can. Juarez stares at it for a minute. She walked up to the trash and her face began to cock her head to the side.

"What the-'' she began, then a weasel pop her head out the trash. Juarez flinched.

"JUAREZ!!!'' she yelled.

"BlueBell?''

"You can call me Bella too if you want. I am so happy I get to see you again.'' Bella said.

Juarez stood there, staring at her. How did she get here? Bella then took out a coffee mug out of the trash and began to take some sips.

"OHMYGOD, IT'ST TASTEY, IT'S WONDERFUL, IT'S LIKE FREEDOM IN A CUP, WOOO!!!'' she said then fell off the trash.

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Chapter: 2

Juarez sighed, at Bella. She stood up quickly and brush the dust off. "Dont worry,'' she assured her."I'm good...oh wait.''

Bella then fell on the ground again. Juarez sighed again and said, "This is Montanna all over again.''

She tried to carry the white weasel up. She was still as light as she remembers. Meanwhile, at the Toon Patrol headquarters Vanessa is still lieing on the couch, while Stupid and Psycho looked at her. "Duh, how long have she been here?''

"Two minutes.'' said Psycho.

"Leave me alone,'' Vanessa said. ''Don't you see I'm in pain?''

As they were about to answer, Kenny tries walking up to her. He gave her a cute smile with.

"DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME YOU LITTLE FLEABAG?!? I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

Kenny's smile faded. Tears began coming to his cheeks, he bean to sniffle, and made whimper sounds too. Vanessa bite her bottom lip. She had no reason to yell that to a little kit like himself. With guilt, she picks up Kenny and hugged him.

"Sorry...''

He stopped crying and looks up at her. Kenny giggled. Not to her surprised. The door began to knock. "I'll get it.'' Psycho shouted.

As he opened the door, he looked at the orange shirt first, then he looks up and sees an aligator.

"Uh, hi?'' he said, in a worried tone.

With his eyes widen, Psycho quickly shut the door. Stupid, Kenny, and Vanessa looked at eachother, then at Psycho.

"Who's there?'' she asked.

He ran up to Vanessa and shakes her while saying, "WE'RE NOT SAFE!!!''. She cocks an eyebrow at him. Smartguy, who just came downstairs from his room, looked at Psycho.

"What's the matter?'' Smartguy asked.

"THERE'S A BIG, FAT, HUGE ALIGATOR!!!'' Psycho answered.

"Hey I'm not fat...I'm big bone.'' the aligator said.

"Big bone, must be ALOT of big bones in your body.'' someone said with a spanish accent.

They looked at Smartguy. He shrugged, and walks towards the door. When he opened it, there was the aligator and a darked peach furred chihuahua with brown hair, blue overalls, a white shirt, and a light grey bowler hat.

"Hi mi amigo, we are both here because we here that you and your team are the best Law enforcement officers here?'' said the chihuahua.

"Well, we are the best, so come in.'' Smartguy said, then let them in.

As they entered, Vanessa narrowed her brow at Psycho. "That's what we're not safe from?'' she asked. Psycho gave her a innocent giggle. The chihuahua then looked at Vanessa. He bgan to have hearts in his eyes.

He rushed up to her and took her hand.

"Hi there, after looking at you, senorita, you are the most beautiful sight I have ever seen. My name is Pepe and I will be your corazon.'' said Pepe.

"Hey, hey, not so fast,'' Psycho said, pushing him away from Vanessa. "I saw her first.''.

"Woah, she's only thirteen. And besides what are you here for?'' Smartguy asked.

"WHAT?!? Uh, forget what I just said to you. We are here to find a friend of ours.''

"Yeah, see?'' the gator said, then passes Smartguy the paper.

It had a picture of a white weasel with red hair that has blue and black tips, blue and green eyes with one red spiral on her green eye, yellow markings, light blue shirt, red overalls, and blue, red, and black leggings.

"Duh, if he's Pepe, then who are you?'' Stupid asked.

"Oh, I'm Doger.'' Doger said.

"Alright, we'll see what we can do, in a meantime, you can stay here in the guest room if you want?'' said Smartguy.

They nodded. Vanessa took the picture from his hand and looked at it. Her eyes widen and lifted her upper lip.

"THE HECK?!?"

"Yes, we, know, she looks weird.'' said Pepe.

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Chapter: 3

She gave the picture back to Smartguy as she says,"Take this picture away from me, before I'll get a heart attack.''.

Smartguy rolled his eyes. The door opened and Juarez was there with Bella. Vanessa screamed at Bella. The white weasel puzzled. She began to notice Pepe and Doger there.

"Oh no, sorry, I have this thing with this doctor and-'' she began, but Doger grabbed her arms.

"What are you talking about? You hate doctors.'' he said.

Bella growled, making Doger let go and yelped.

"Doger, Pepe, that you?'' Juarez asked.

"Juarez, so glad to see you.'' said Pepe, and then they both gave her a hug.

The Toon Patrol and Vanessa looked at them with a puzzled look. "You know them?'' Vanessa asked.

"Yes,'' she continued.''These are my friends back at 1932.''

"Yup, *sighed* Good memories.'' said Bella, wrapping her arms around her neck.

Flashback: Back at 1932 in Montanna at nighttimewhen Juarez and her friends were 5 years old, they were at the living room of her house listening to her fathers story.

"So, the jagged claw scratches the door-'' he began.

"This is my favorite part.'' Bella whispered to Juarez.

"He kicks the door-''

Doger was shaking in fear as her father continued.

"HE BEGAN TO MAKE A MEAN ROAR!!!''

A shadow of a monster showed up behind them. They screamed and ran off to Juarez father. Bella was the only one who didn't. Pepe came out and the shadow was gone. He began to laugh."You guys are so easy.''

"Good job Pepe.'' said her father.

"Ah, I want to hug the monster.'' Bella whined.

As the flashback was over, Bella realized she just remembered something.

"I still wanted to hug the monster.''

"You know your still in trouble for running away from us like that.'' said Pepe.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Now something else to talk about, who is this cutie?'' she asked, fluttering her lashes at Psycho.

"Why is she looking at me like that?'' he asked, leaning back.

"Looks like Psycho has his own little crush.'' Vanessa snickered.

"Ok, maybe Bella is right. This is Vanessa, my human friend; these are my friends too Psycho, the one with Bella, Stupid, my son Kenny, and my husband Smartguy. Is Wheezy there?'' Juarez asked.

Wheezy coughed from the kitchen and said, "Here.''.

"That's Wheezy and there's Greasy too. He's with his kits now so he'll come later.'' said Smartguy.

"So...can we stay?'' Bella asked.

Vanessa began standing up and walked up to the door."Well this made my day, bye guys, and good luck with your weird-looking girlfriend Psycho.'' she said, then left.

"He's better than a monster.'' Bella said, then hugged him.

"Of course you can stay. It's been a long time.'' Juarez said.

Greasy came in with Clyde and Bonnie on his legs. They stared at the three guest.

"Ok, what the churo are they doing here and who are they?'' Greasy asked.

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Good story. x}
Yay! Pepe Le Pew! ^:^
Ch 3: haha the churro =P

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Spikey: Thanx. ^_^.

Syrup:Thanx. ^_^. In this fic, my OC Pepe is a chihuahua.

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Chapter: 4

After intruducing Greasy to Juarez new friends, they all settled in for dinner.

"No one makes the perfect jumbalila, like you Juarez.'' said Doger.

"Yeah, well you know, it runs in the family.'' said Juarez.

Clyde and Bonnie looked up at aligator and began to whisper to eachothers ear.

"Hey,'' he said."What you guys whispering about?''

"We were wondering why you are soo big, while Pepe is so little?''

They looked at them and then they looked at eachother. They began laughing."It is 'cause we are both different species. I'm a chihuahua and he's a aligator. Even though he is a gator, doesn't mean I'm going to be in his next meal.'' Pepe explained.

"So, again, are you sure you never had a crush with Juarez?'' Greasy asked.

"Positive mi amigo, she's only a friend. Besides, I get alot of chicks everyday.''

After Greasy dropped his mouth, he says,"Wow. Not bad.''

"ENOUGH!!! Thank you, since we are going to stay we should find jobs and a house too.'' said Bella.

"Well, there's a house near by that park. You guy's should live there. And for jobs, why don't you be jazz musicians?'' Juarez asked.

"Good idea.'' said Pepe.

Doger nodded. Bella shooked her head."I do. But there's other things in my mind beisdes that, like a furtune teller, a teacher, anything including a toon patroller.''. At what she said, Psycho spit out his drink and yelled,"WHAT?!?''.

"We'll think about it.'' said Smartguy.

Bella stood and stretched."Well,'' she said."I'm going to hit the old dusty trail. Night.''. When she left, Doger and Pepe looked at her with narrowed eyes.

"Eh, why you looking at her like that?'' Stupid asked.

'Because, we can never trust that crazy, no good, trouble making weasel.'' said Doger.

"Yeah, when she left Montanna, we have to look for that loca.'' said Pepe, sipping on his drink.

"So, what should we do for tommorrow?'' asked Juarez.

"How about to a carnival their having tommorow? You can take the little ones there.'' Pepe reply.

Clyde, Bonnie, and Kenny gasped and had smiles on their faces. "Dad, give this chihuahua a hug.'' said Bonnie.

"Hug chihuahua.'' said Kenny.

At the sametime, Bella was already at her guest room. She was looking out the window.

'Bored, man,bored.'' she said.

Bella had a crazy day. She finally found Juarez and found herself a cute-looking weasel. But, the rest seemed troubledless. After thinking, she had an idea.

"Maybe it's time I should pay that Vanessa a visit. I hope she don't mind. I mean, I know she'll be sleeping.'' Bella said, then opened the window and jumped off.

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Chapter: 5

Morning arrived, and everyone was at the livingroom. Everyone but Bella. Juarez came downstairs. "Have you guys seen Bella? I checked in her room and she's not there.''.

"Must be an early bird.'' said Smartguy.

Doger and Pepe looked at eachother. "We should be going to the carnival.'' said Doger.

Clyde and Bonnie cheered.

"But, what about Bella?'' Juarez asked.

"We'll leave a note.''

"Yeah, I know I just met her, but my guess would be that she can take care of herself.'' said Smartguy, wrapping his arms around her shoulder.

She moaned alittle then looked at him."C'mon, babe.'' he begged.

Juarez sighed, then said, "Alright.''.

"Great, we'll use the Dodge to get their.''

Everyone nodded. As they got out and went inside the Dodge, Smartguy began driving. Later when they got their, Clyde and Bonnie looked up at the sign.

"WE'RE HERE!!!'' They cheered.

"Finally, stupid traffic.'' said Smartguy.

"If we're lucky maybe some lonely chicas are there looking for a fun time, eh Greasy?'' Pepe asked, winking up at him.

"Yeah.'' said Greasy.

Psycho ran past them and ran towards the entrance. A toon boar security guard grabbed Psycho straight jacket.

"Wow, that's the same speed that Bella runs.'' said Doger.

"Where's your ticket?'' the boar asked.

"Right here. Now can we pass in or not?'' Smartguy asked.

The boar nodded and then stepped aside. Smartguy hit Psycho on the head and mummbled about him being an idot at times. As they entered, the kits looked up at all of the rides.

"I'm going to get Kenny some cotton candy. Any of you guys wanna come?'' Juarez asked.

"No,'' said Clyde.''But can you buy us some?''.

She nodded and left with Kenny.

"What ride should we go first?'' Smartguy asked.

"Duh, let's go to the rollar coasters.'' said Stupid.

As Smartguy was about to say something, Bella ran to Psycho all giggly and gave him a hug."Miss me?'' she asked.

"Actually, now you mention it, no.''

"Bella, where you been?'' Doger asked.

"Oh, nothing, just a visit.'' said Bella.

"YOU GET YOUR WEIRD LOOKING SELF HERE!!!'' someone yelled.

All eyes were at Bella. A light brown furred weasel came running towards them.She had the same hair and clothing as Vanessa. dnace was running next to her, looking angry. Bella laughed at her. They started chasing her around Psycho.

"What's going on? And who are you?'' Smartguy asked.

"I'M VANESSA! AND SHE MADE ME INTO A TOON WEASEL!!!'' Vanessa yelled.

Bella nodded and said,"It's true.''.

"I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FREAK!!!'' she yelled.

Wheezy snickered at first, then laughed."*laughing and wheezing* Your one of us now.''. Vanessa growled at him and so did Dance. Then they both jumped on him and started having a fight.

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Chappie: 6 will come tommorow.

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Chapter: 6

Pulling back Vanessa's arm, he said,"WOAH, CALM DOWN!!!''. She shook her arm away from Smartguy.

"Yeah, it's your friend I'm after.'' said Vanessa.

Bella stood there with her hands on her ears, closing her eyes, and stick out her tongue. Doger picked her up by her collar shirt. 'Why on earth did you do that?'' he asked.

"I JUST HAD AN IDEA, I CAN'T LET IT GO TO WAIST!!!''

"Ok,'' said Smartguy."But you have to think about it first before you do anything like this.''

Bella ran to Vanessa, wrapping her arm around her shoulder and said, "Why? She's going to love being a toon. Think of all the stuff she is going to do that humans can't.''

"No. I rather do some stuff I do.'' she said, sourly, and then pushed her arm away from her.

"Hey guys.'' said Juarez, holding some cotton candy, and holding Kenny's hand, who's also eating his.

Her eyes began to widen and frozed when she saw a weasel who looks like Vanessa. Kenny kept eating his cotton candy, unaware of why his mother forzed. Clyde and Bonnie took their cotton candy from her hands and walked back to Greasy.

"Duh, does that mean we can't go to any rides?'' Stupid asked.

Everyone looked at him with their eyes narrowed. Doger grabbed the kits hands. "I'll be with them while you guys deal with the situation.'' said Doger. Everyone nodded. Passing Kenny to Doger, as he held Bonnie's hand, they began to leave.

Later at the Toon Patrol headquarters, they were all at the living room while Smartguy walks around in circles thinking.

"Does your parents know this?'' he asked, as he stopped and looked at Vanessa.

"No,'' she answered."I took the window instead of the door.''

"Ah man. Then we have to tell them.''

"Again, I don't know how this is my fault.'' said Bella, swinging her leg.

"YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!''

"No thanks. I just ate a sandwich this morning.''

Juarez walked by Smartguy and passed him the phone. "You better get it over with.''. He began to dial 973-678-5565. As the phone was ringing, he began to wait until someone answered.

"Hi, can I speak with Eddie?'' he asked.

"Unless you tell me who is this?'' Dolores asked.

"This is Smartguy. I need to talk with him.''

No answered. So he began to wait again.

"Hello?'' Eddie asked.

"Hey Eddie. Listen did you happened to see your daughter today?''

"I didn't see her this morning.''

"Good, that's kinda 'cause we have her here with us right now, and plus the fact she became a toon weasel.'' he explained.

"WHAT?!?'' Eddie yelled.

"Now, now, now, we just need to figure out how we can turn her back.'' said Smartguy.

"You better.'' he said, then hung up.

They stared at him."So,'' Wheezy said."What he say?''

"He said as long as we turn her back, it ok with him. He took it well.'' he lied.

"Ok, so how are we going to turn me back?'' Vanessa asked.

"Yeah, boss. How?'' Greasy asked.

"Let me think...how did Eddie turned into himself again when we painted his face as a pig?'' Smartguy muttered.

"OH YEAH. HE HEE IT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN WE MADE HIS FACE INTO A PIG FACE. WE STARTED MAKING PIG SQUEAL!!!'' Psycho shouted.

Smartguy groaned and slapped his hand on his forehead. As for the rest Pepe looked at him with his brow cocked and Juarez eyes widen. Stupid made a sheepish grin and Greasy muttered something in spanish.

"I love how you giggled.'' said Bella, fluttering her eyes at him.

Wheezy slapped him behind the head and said,"You *wheezed* idot.''.

"YOU MADE MY FATHERS FACE A PIG?!?'' Vanessa asked.

"Um...too loud?'' Psycho asked.