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Post by Veggirl on Jun 25, 2006 13:22:40 GMT -5
Hi, I have another chapter finished so I can post it up. Sorry it took so long, but I have two other fanfics in mind but I'm determined to finish a fanfic I had already started.
Chapter 12. A new friend?
Meanwhile, Greasy, Wheezy, Stupid, Shoey, Slimy and Flasher was in a restaurant, telling dirty bird jokes. "So you get all these birds who do their business a lot like seagulls or pigeons." Greasy explained. "Oh yeah!" Flasher said. "Pigeons are disgusting." "We should have a contest on who can tell the most slimiest joke." Wheezy said. Slimy laughed. "Ha, that's a contest I'll win!" Smart Guy then came in and sat in their table. "Hey boss," Greasy said. "Want to have a contest to see who can tell the most slimiest bird joke?" "No thanks." Smart Guy said. "I have enough problems of my own!" "What happened?" Wheezy asked. Smart Guy told them everything that had happened. "So what do we do?" Greasy asked after Smart Guy finished. "Plan a revolution?" Wheezy suggested. "Duh...what's a revolution?" Stupid asked. "It's like a war, except the sides aren't equal." Wheezy said. "You know, the good little guys rising up against the big baddies." Stupid nodded but he didn't quite understood. "You plan a revolution and the guards will murder you." Slimy said. "Captain Pete has too many soldiers." "Oh so what am I gonna do?!" Smart Guy suddenly snapped. "Just let Pete have custody over Psycho's mom?!" "You're thinking wrong." A voice said. Leon came over to their table. Greasy rolled his eyes. "What do you want?" "I was just listening to what you were saying." Leon said. "I must say that throwing another weasel out of the castle is the most distrustful thing I have ever heard about. It violates so many of the castle guards code. Do you want me to recite it?" "Oh for crying outloud, no!" Slimy snapped. Leon sniffed. "All right, all right. Don't need to be so snappy. Well, in order to free your friend's mother, you need to make Crispen the new captain of the guard." "Crispen?" Wheezy said. "Duh...who's Crispen?" Stupid asked. "He's another weasel guard." Leon explained. "He doesn't believe what Captain Pete says along with other weasels. After all, not everybody supports Captain Pete." "You mean, you don't support Captain Pete?" Stupid asked. Leon sniffed. "After the thing I heard, it is simply outrageous! I must speak to the king about this." "So you are saying we should make Crispen captain of the guard and drive Pete away?" Smart Guy said. "Seems pretty hard." "I'll help." Leon said. "I'm sure the other weasels who don't support Pete might help too." "Count me in!" Slimy said. "Me too!" Flasher said. Smart Guy grinned proudly at his gang. "Okay, looks like we're gonna do it!"
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Post by julayla on Jun 25, 2006 16:49:29 GMT -5
Wow! Looks like a revolution is about to commence. I can't wait 'til the overthrow of Pete.
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Post by Veggirl on Jul 1, 2006 1:12:44 GMT -5
Okay, I've got the next chapter up. Sorry it took so long, but I was determined to finish my Protector of Toons fanfic.
Chapter 13. Crispen
Meanwhile, back at the castle, a male weasel guard stomped around the walltops. "Always patrol the walltop at midnight. Huh! I should be back at the castle resting up for next day's training. Pete should send Dusk or Fangs to patrol it, but noooo! Who does he send? Crispen! Always Crispen!" Crispen stopped for a moment and stared down at the ground. The bushes were moving. Then he heard voices. "Ouch! Stupid, get your sneaker off of my nose!!!!" "Duh...sorry boss!" "Yeow! I got stabbed by another thorn!" "How long is it until we get there? Ouch!" "Not far, not far." "Who goes there?" Crispen called out. Leon came out from the bushes. "It is me, Crispen. Along with some friends. Come out." Crispen frowned but decided to do what Leon says. Opening the gates, he went out. "What is it?" Leon nodded at the bushes. The six weasels came out from the bushes. "Intruders!" Crispen hissed gripping his spear. "Not intruders." Leon said. "Friends." Smart Guy stepped forward. "Okay Crispen, my name is Smart Guy and we need you to overthrow Pete." Crispen sneered. "That's impossible. Nobody can overthrow Captain Pete." "Look," Smart Guy said. "You don't like Pete do you?" "I hate him!" Crispen snarled. "Well good." Smart Guy said. "Then it will help you with the overthrowing thing. If Pete continues to be captain of the guard, then he will make everybody miserable for your friends and family. You don't want that, do you?" Crispen was silent for a moment then shook his head. He then looked up. "I don't want Pete to make my family miserable. I'll join you." Smart Guy smiled.
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Post by julayla on Jul 1, 2006 1:21:57 GMT -5
Sweet! Looks like they gained another ally! Very good so far.
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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Jul 1, 2006 1:29:25 GMT -5
Let's go weasels, let's go (stomp, stomp)!
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Post by Veggirl on Jul 1, 2006 1:34:59 GMT -5
Thanks. ;D Next chapter up.
Chapter 14. Training
Wheezy pushed his helmet back, looking down at the other weasel guards who were standing at attention. Wheezy had volunteered to go undercover as a weasel guard. He nudged another weasel guard. "So...what are we doing anyway?" "Training!" The weasel guard hissed. Wheezy's eyes widened. Training? Oh no. The first training session was spear throwing. Wheezy watched as the guards threw their spears. The spears went through the air swiftly and silently. They landed point down at the target. Wheezy gripped the spear, aimed and threw. The spear went high into the air and straight into a window. CRASH! THe weasel guards stared at Wheezy. Wheezy looked down in embarrasement. Looking up, he noticed Pete looking at him with suspicion. Wheezy looked away. The next training session was to train a hawk. When Wheezy uncovered the hawk's hood, the hawk glared at him. Wheezy did a small grin. "Heh-heh." Seconds later, Wheezy was running away from the hawk who had it's claws bared and beak opened. Most of the weasel guards began to snicker. Pete meanwhile was starting to get very suspicious.
After a day of training, Wheezy trudged back toward the gates. "You seemed a bit rusty on training." A voice said. Wheezy turned. Pete was standing near the entrance, smoking a cigar. Wheezy gulped. "Well...I guess I am." Pete then frowned. "You don't look like any weasel guard I know. What rank are you?" Wheezy's mind went blank. "Uh...top rank?" "Hah!" Pete shouted, grabbing Wheezy by the neck. "You don't know which rank you are. You're an intruder!" He started to drag Wheezy toward the dungeons. "I think a visit to the dungeons will do you good!" Wheezy closed his eyes and groaned.
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Post by julayla on Jul 1, 2006 1:42:06 GMT -5
Uh oh...this isn't good. That's not good for Wheezy. Let's hope he gets himself out of the situation.
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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Jul 1, 2006 1:55:07 GMT -5
Uh oh, spagetti-o.
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Post by Veggirl on Jul 1, 2006 2:02:21 GMT -5
Here's the other chapter.
Chapter 15. Tito and Hope
Meanwhile back at Toontown, Psycho was at the park again, sitting beneath a tree. Meanwhile, a bunch of Toon cats were gathered around, mumbling about Psycho. "Did you heard that his friends are out looking for his mother?" One cat said. "I think it's outrageous looking for somebody else's mother!" "Well perrrsonally," The siamese cat, Si, said. "I think they went a bit too far." "After all," Katz said. "It's one's problem not anybody elses." Near the park, a Toon chihuahua poked his head out from the garbage can, his jaws clamping a bone. Jumping down, he settled the bone next to him. "Huh, a dog can't eat in piece. Hear, hear, who's gossiping?" "Well, have I've got a pawful of dirt." The other siamese cat, Am, said. "I've heard that one of the weasels is put in solitary confinement." Gasps came from the cats. "No!" "He did?" "Oh how awful!" "Well, personally I don't blame him at all." Lucifer purred. "Of course not." One cat said. "It's all the fault of that little F-R-E-A-K." He nodded at Psycho, who was thinking about his mother. Again. "Yes." One cat said. "It's not so hard to see why his mother abandon him." Tito looked at Psycho. "What's the matter with him? I see nothing wrong with him. I think he's cute!" Katz raised a paw. "Don't forget that his disgrace is our shame." The cats nodded. "Well thankfully," Si said. "I don't live in the same house with him." "Shh!" One cat hissed. "Here he comes now." Psycho was going over to the cats. Katz sniffed. "Pretend you don't see him!" The cats moved closer so there was no visible space. "Uh...hi?" Psycho said. None of the cats answered. Psycho sighed and headed back toward home. Tito suddenly got mad at the cats. "Boy! I'll do something about this!" Squeezing through the cats, he faced them and began yapping. "A DOG!!!" A cat screamed. Yowling with fear, the cats raced off, scrambling up trees. Tito glared at them. "So you like to pick on weird ones huh? Well pick on me why don't you?!" The cats stayed on the trees, staring at Tito with fear. Tito chuckled and began to walk off. The cats started down. Tito turned and bared his fangs. "Woof!" The cats yowled and went back to the trees. Tito laughed and raced after Psycho.
"Hey! Psycho!" Psycho turned. Tito raced over to him. "I took care of the bullies for you." "Thanks." Psycho mumbled. "What's wrong?" Tito asked. Psycho sighed. "That cat's insult. He said that it wasn't hard to see why my mom abandoned me. She didn't abandoned me. But that made me wonder if she will not love me anymore because of my looks." "Your mom will still love you." Tito said. "Heck, weird looking people are famous!" Psycho's eyes widened. "Really?" "Yeah! What about Dumbo? He has big ears, but he's famous! And Donald! He talks weird, but he's famous. Lots of different Toons are famous!" Psycho grinned. "I never thought of that." Tito smiled. "And I'm sure that your mom is still gonna love you. When the gang finds her." "They will find her!" Psycho said. "They will!"
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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Jul 1, 2006 2:06:57 GMT -5
Yay for Tito and Psycho! ^_^
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Post by julayla on Jul 1, 2006 12:18:19 GMT -5
Yayness for Tito and Psycho! ^_^ *huggles them*
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Post by Veggirl on Jul 1, 2006 15:18:06 GMT -5
Here is the next chapter. Maybe after a few more chapters, then this fanfic will be done.
Chapter 16. The plan "They caught him?!" Crispen nodded. "I saw two of the guards dragging Wheezy off to the dungeons. Pete said he will have a little fun after the feast tonight." "Fun?" Stupid said. "What kind of fun?" "Not good fun." Greasy mumbled darkly. "That's why we're gonna go after him." Smart Guy said. "How are we gonna do that?" Greasy asked. "Remember that scene from Dumbo?" Smart Guy said. "And remember when we decided to do that scene for the talent show when we were kids?" Greasy paused for a moment, then stared at him. "Oh no. Not that---" "Yeah." Smart Guy said. He turned to Slimy and Flasher. "You guys get three more weasels and bring them here. Ones who are willing to do a little...performance."
At the castle, Smart Guy looked at the other weasels. "Ready?" The weasels nodded. "Okay," Smart Guy said. "While you guys perform your act, I go to the dungeons and free Wheezy. Got it?" "Why do you have to go get Wheezy?" Greasy said. "Because Pete is in there, and he'll get suspicious if he sees me again." Smart Guy said. Greasy shrugged. "Okay, but I'm still not happy I have to be the bottom weasel!" "Hurry up." Crispen urged. "It's almost time." Smart Guy waved as his gang, Flasher and Slimy went in. "Good luck."
Leon stood in front of Captain Pete who was sitting on a big chair, gulping down wine. After belching, he narrowed his eyes at Leon. "Well, what is it?" Leon bowed. "Captain Pete, there are some weasels here to perform in your honor." Pete grinned. A performance in his honor? That sounded good. "All right, what's the performance?" Leon pointed at a ball. "On that ball, they will balance on top of it while they build a pyramid of weasels." Pete chuckled. "Fine then, do it!" Leon waved his spear and the performers entered the dining hall. Greasy went over to the ball and carefully balanced on top of it. Flasher climbed on top of Greasy, stumbling. "A bit clumsy, aren't you?" Greasy mumbled. Stupid climbed on Greasy and got on top of Flasher. "Gaining a little weight, aren't you?" Flasher grumbled. "Duh...sorry." Stupid said. Slimy leaped up on Greasy, accidentaly stepping on his eye. Greasy shut his eyes tightly, not wanting to get snot in his eyes. Smart Guy watched for a moment then went with Crispen to get Wheezy.
"I'm warning you!" Wheezy growled at a weasel guard from inside the cell. "Let me go or I'll blast this door down! I did it once, and I'll do it again!" "Ah, shat up!" The weasel guard snarled. "Thomas!" The weasel guard, Thomas, looked up. Crispen was standing near the entrance of the dungeons. "Captain Pete wants you." Thomas sighed. "What does he want now?" Crispen shrugged. "I don't ask. I give orders." Thomas sighed. "All right, all right, I'm coming!"' He left. Wheezy poked his head out from the cell. Crispen went over to him. "We're here to rescue you." He said. "Your boss is here." Smart Guy stepped out from the shadows. "Hey Wheezy." "Boss!" Wheezy said. "You gotta get me out of here! Pete said that he'll use me for a little fun when he's done with the feast and I didn't like the sound of that!" "Calm down!" Smart Guy said. "We'll get you out. Crispen, where are the keys?" Crispen held up some keys. "That's the good part on becoming a guard." He replied slyly.
Meanwhile, back at the dining hall, Greasy sweated and panted as seven weasels balanced ontop of him. "Is that the best you can do?" Pete said. "It's not even that big!" "That's all we can do," Leon said. "If we had anymore weasels, then we might build it a lot more higher." "Please no!" Greasy groaned. Pete squinted his eyes at Greasy and Stupid. "Wait a minute. Hey! Do anyone of them know any pink suited weasel?" "Duh...you mean boss?" Stupid said. "Seize them!" Pete said. "They are imposters!" Greasy closed his eyes and groaned as weasel guards pointed their spears at them. "Ohhh, great."
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Post by julayla on Jul 1, 2006 19:31:23 GMT -5
That's not cool! They have to get out of there now! Hopefully, they'll get out of this mess and stop Pete once and for all.
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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Jul 2, 2006 0:23:25 GMT -5
Ooh, not good, not good, not good!
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Post by Veggirl on Jul 2, 2006 1:39:55 GMT -5
Here is the battle chapter and maybe the next chapter will be the last one.
Chapter 17. The battle
“Hold on there, Captain!” Pete turned and stared at Crispen who had his spear out, pointing it at him. To his side was Smart Guy and Wheezy. “You again!” Pete cried out in outrage at Smart Guy. Smart Guy nodded. Crispen took a step forward. “Pete, you are done bullying the guards and taxing the poor weasels! It is time for a new captain to be in charge.” Pete glared at Crispen then bowed to the ground. “I believe you are right. Let me give you a hand!” He grabbed the long rug and yanked. Crispen, Smart Guy and Wheezy fell to the ground. Unfortunately, the ball where the other weasels were balancing on was also on the rug. The ball started to roll, making Greasy trying to roll along with it. The pyramid of weasels wobbled as they rolled around the dining hall. Pete grabbed a sword and advanced on Crispen. He struck twice, trying to get at Crispen, but Crispen rolled away. Leon grabbed his sword and threw it at Crispen. “Crispen, catch!” Crispen caught the sword and a ferocious sword battle began between Pete and Crispen. Six weasel guards raced to help Pete. Smart Guy grabbed a rope and threw the other end at Wheezy. They both tugged, sending the weasel guards tripping and stumbling into a pile. Crispen dived between Pete’s legs and slashed his sword, sending Pete’s pants falling down to reveal his boxers. Every weasel present began laughing their heads off. Humiliated, Pete grabbed his pants, trying to pull them up. He saw the pyramid of weasels rolling towards him. Tripping and stumbling, he tried to escape. “Out of my way you big brute!!!” Greasy shouted at Pete. Pete searched wildly for a place to escape when he saw Sandy near an open door. Without even looking, he dived in to hide. Sandy slammed the door shut. There was silence then a splash. “What was that?” Smart Guy asked Sandy. Sandy opened the door a crack. The door led to nowhere but a falling ten feet into the moat. Sandy smiled. “Looks like he won’t be getting near us anymore.” Pete suddenly came out from the moat, running off with an alligator behind him. “That was for the catapult thing, you creep!” Smart Guy shouted at Pete. There was a crash behind them. The weasel pyramid had crashed into the dining table, but they were all right. Leon raised a spear. “I want to announce, since Captain Pete is gone, we should elect Crispen as the new captain of the guard.” There were loud cheers and shouts of approval. “Crispen! Crispen! Crispen!” Crispen raised his head proudly. “And,” Smart Guy said. “I want to ask if it’s all right if Sandy could come back with us to Toontown so she can finally be reunited with her son.” Crispen smiled at Sandy. “You’re not happy here in the castle, I saw that. I think you would be happier with your long lost son. You may leave.” Sandy smiled through her tears. “Thank you...Captain.”
The next morning, the weasels were loading their van and saying good-bye to their new friends. “Now that you know the way to Weasel Town,” Flasher was saying, “you can come visit anytime you want.” “We’ll do that.” Smart Guy said. Slimy grasped Smart Guy’s hand and shook it. “That was some adventure we had, huh Smart Guy?” “Ehh...yeah.” Smart Guy said, staring down at his snot covered hand. “Lead the army better than Pete!” Greasy called over at Crispen. Shoey landed on Greasy’s hat, squeaking. “I will!” Crispen called back. The weasels said their good-byes and drove off. “Duh...should we stop by Sweetie and Honey?” Stupid asked. “No!” The other weasels except Sandy groaned. Smart Guy looked at Sandy. “Well...it’ll be almost time to meet your son.”
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