The search

[Veggirl]

All righty members, here is a fanfic, which I hope will turn out good. Here's the first chapter.

Chapter 1. Two weeks until Mothers Day

Smart Guy awoke to the sound of two voices bickering.
"It says one tablespoon of sugar! But you probably dumped a handful in!"
"That's how I make my pancakes. One handful of sugar."
"If you want to cook in this kitchen, you gotta follow the instructions! Now where's the salt?"
"Oh that. I put a few handfuls in the batter then took the toast out of the toaster."
"A FEW HANDFULS?!! Now the pancakes are gonna taste like salt!"
"So? It tastes fine to me."
Smart Guy's wife, Samantha, rolled over on her back and opened her eyes.
"Looks like Wheezy and Greasy are cooking breakfast this morning."
"More like having a war." Smart Guy said.
He then sat up in bed. "Well, I guess I gotta go down and make peace."
Samantha sat up. "I'm coming with you."
Going downstairs a few minutes later, they found Wheezy serving the pancakes to the other weasels, Psycho, Stupid, their wives and Stupid's two children, Toby and Tex.
"Just to let you know," He told them, "It wasn't my fault the pancakes taste like they came from Atlantic! Just blame the green suited weasel right there!" He pointed the spatula at Greasy.
Greasy shrugged. "Hey, can't blame me that you have different tastes."
Greasy's wife, Alejandra, smiled at him. "Personally Greasy, I like you as a lover than a cook."
"Duh...at least Toby and Tex like it!" Stupid said, looking at his two sons who were eating the pancakes with delight.
"Mmm, these pancakes are very delicious and warm!" Toby said.
"Yeah, very yummy!" Tex said.
Greasy grinned at Wheezy with triumph. "See, I told you some would like it!"
Smart Guy looked over at Psycho who was sitting at the table next to his wife, Sarah.
"What's wrong with you, Psycho?" Smart Guy asked. "You're usually very jittery at breakfast!"
Psycho looked at him. "Sorry. But...just look at the calender."
Smart Guy looked at the calender on the refrigerator. He noticed the box that said "MOTHERS DAY".
Oh. There's only two more weeks until Mothers Day.
Smart Guy looked back at Psycho. "So?"
Psycho sighed. "I just kinda feel a bit down since my mom could still be alive somewhere and I don't know where she is."
"You don't know where she is?" Sarah asked.
Psycho shook his head. "I was separated from her when I was four."
"Oh you poor thing," Sarah said, kissing him on the cheek.
Smart Guy thought for a moment. Even though Psycho could be a bit annoying, he is a loyal weasel to the gang and Smart Guy hated to see him so down in the dumps. Smart Guy thought and thought then had an idea. It will be tough, it will lead to some disappointments, but Smart Guy vowed to find Psycho's mother in time for mother's day.

[julayla]

Awww...poor Psycho. He really misses his mom. I hope Smart Guy can find her. Keep it up, Veggie Girl!

[FlameTheCharmander]

Ooh, a journey perhaps? Keep on writing VG!

[Veggirl]

Okay, here is the chapter where we reveal how Psycho was seperated from his mom.

Chapter 2. Questions

After breakfast, Smart Guy took Psycho to the living room. They sat on the couch while Smart Guy flipped through a notebook. Choosing a clean page, he wrote down:

SEARCH FOR THE MISSING MOTHER
CLIENT: PSYCHO
CLUES: ?

He then looked at Psycho. "All right Psycho, tell me everything about your mom."
Psycho tilted his head. "Umm...well I remember that she has nice warm fur."
Smart Guy frowned. "Oh yeah, and how am I gonna find her with that? Hug every female weasel in the town until I find her?!"
Psycho frowned. "Sorry, that was a dumb statement."
Smart Guy waved his pencil. "All right, all right. Anything else?"
Psycho thought for a moment.
"She had blue eyes and a plesant smile." He said softly. "She had brown fur and a soft voice, almost like the coo of a dove."
"Very poetic." Smart Guy mumbled as he wrote down the description. "Now, do you remember how you guys were seperated from each other?"
Psycho had a sad look on his face as he recalled the incident.
"There was a flooding in the town where I was living. I didn't know how to swim when I was four, so my mom placed me on a floating wood board. She thought I would be safe there, but the current was dragging me away from her. She tried to swim after me, but the current was too strong and fast. I remembered that she got smaller and smaller until she was gone. Then the wood board took me down the river and into the human world where scientists found me and experimented on me. And that's how I became like this."
Smart Guy glanced at Psycho.
Wow, he thought. Poor guy. He really had a tough life.
Smart Guy cleared his throat. "Well, I guess I can go ask the scientist in the human world. You coming along?"
Psycho stared at him with horror.
"WHAT?! GO BACK!!! NO WAY! I RATHER BE DIPPED THAN GO BACK! NO! NO WAY! NEVER! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!"
"All right! All right!" Smart Guy said, holding up his paws. "Geez! No need to yell!"
Psycho looked down. "Sorry boss. You just don't know what kind of life I had back there!"
Smart Guy patted his back. "I think I do. Now if you don't want to go, then you don't have to go. Just stay here and take care of Sarah. You can do that, can you?"
Psycho grinned. "Heeheehee! You bet!"

[julayla]

Well...looks like everyone's fav. leader weasel is going to the human world to find Psycho's mom. Let's hope the humans that experimented don't try experimenting him too.

[Veggirl]

Okay, next chapter with a CGI character in it.

Chapter 3. At the asylum

"You're sure you are going to be all right?" Crystal asked Wheezy.
Wheezy smiled and stroked her neck fur.
"Yeah, we'll be all right. What can a bunch of scientists do to four weasels?"
It was a few hours later and the four weasels, Smart Guy, Greasy, Wheezy and Stupid were preparing to leave for the asylum. They had everything ready and were just saying good bye to their wives.
Crystal looked down at her growing belly.
"Well hurry back soon, our child can be born any day now."
Wheezy patted the unborn baby. "Don't come into the world until I come back, all right?" He spoke to it.
Kiley and her two children were saying good-bye to Stupid.
"Be careful out there." Kiley told him. "The human world isn't the same as Toontown."
"Duh...I'll be careful." Stupid reassured her.
"Bring us a few scientist so Psycho can cook them!" Tex said.
Kiley stared at them. "Who told you Psycho would cook them?"
"We asked Psycho what he would do to the scientist if he met them again," Toby said. "He said that he will personally skin them, cook them, and make the other scientists eat it!"
Stupid and Kiley looked at one another and sighed.
Alejandra handed Shoey to Greasy. "I'm sending Shoey along so he can tell me everything that has happened."
"In other words," Greasy said, "you're sending a little tattle-tale along!"
Alejandra smiled. "Shoey isn't a tattle-tale. He's a loyal shoe. Remember when he found your hat?"
Greasy looked down at Shoey. "Yeah, I guess." Shoey did a little squeak of pride.
Samantha kissed Smart Guy on the cheek. "Be careful in that asylum, all right?"
Smart Guy kissed Samantha. "I'll be careful."
After a gently embracing his wife, Smart Guy went over to the van. "You boys ready?"
The other weasels nodded.
"Then lets go!"
After a few last good-byes and hugs and kisses, the weasels got in the van and drove off toward the tunnel and into the human world.

Parking in front of the asylum, Smart Guy looked at the bricked building.
"This place gives me the creeps." He mumbled to himself.
"Are we gonna go in?" Greasy asked.
Smart Guy nodded. "But one of you has to stay here. Wheezy, you stay and honk the horn if you see something suspicious. Got it?"
Wheezy nodded. Getting out of the van, Smart Guy, Greasy, Stupid and Shoey went into the asylum. They were surprised to find Roz from Monsters Inc. at the front desk.
"Welcome to the asylum," She said in her scratchy voice. "Home to all the plumb locos in Hollywood. How may we help you?"
The weasel's neck fur stiffened when they heard her voice. Smart Guy cleared his throat.
"Um...we're looking for a file on a weasel named Psycho."
"Ah yes." Roz said. "The weasel that you convinced to join your gang. Hope he's not setting off bombs in the living room. Hah, hah, hah."
The weasels twitched uncomfortably. Roz slunk away.
"Stay put and I'll find the file you want."
When she was gone, the weasels shuddered.
"Gee, she should be one of the plumb locos!" Greasy grumbled.
"Oh, Roz is a very good worker around here." A voice said.
The weasels looked up. Shoey growled. A scientist in a white lab coat stood in the doorway.
"What are you doing here?" The scientist asked.
Smart Guy stepped up. "We're looking for Psycho's mom." He said.
The scientist sneered. "Oh you're looking in the wrong place. We only have files on what experiments we did on the Toons."
Stupid stared at him. "You...you experiment on Toons?!" He squeaked.
"Why sure." The scientist said. "Toons can't feel any pain, so we find experimenting on them quick and easy."
"Why not experiment on CGI characters?" Greasy asked.
"Ah, that's different." The scientist said. "CGI characters have flesh and blood. Toons are just ink and paint."
Smart Guy started to walk toward the doors. "Come on boys, lets get out of here."
"Oh, you won't be going anywhere." The scientist said, placing himself in front of them.
Smart Guy glared at him. "Why not?!"
The man smiled. "We still have three more cells for Toons to experiment on. I say you four are just right for the experiments."

[julayla]

Uh-oh! Doesn't sound good for our weasel trio or Shoey. I hope they get out of there.

[Veggirl]

Sorry if this chapter is a bit too short.

Chapter 4. The first clue?

Smart Guy stared at him. "W-what are you talking about?"
The scientist took a step forward. "We've just discovered that when we experiment on weasels, it will give out more results. We didn't know about that before you took our source of experiment away."
"Source of experiment?!" Greasy said. "Psycho was living in brutal conditions!"
"Toons don't feel anything." The man said cruelly. "Especially weasels."
"WELL FEEL THIS!" Greasy suddenly shouted. Shoey lunged and kicked the scientist right on the groin.
The scientist reeled and clutched his stomach. Roz came slithering back with a folder.
"All I can find was this folder." She said. "Good enough for you?"
"Fine, fine!" Smart Guy said, snatching the folder. "Thanks a bunch, but we gotta leave!"
The three weasels and Toon shoe raced out from the asylum and into the black van.
"You got the folder?" Wheezy asked.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Smart Guy said. "Just drive!"
Wheezy shrugged and started the van. They drove out just in the nick of time when the scientist came out.
Wheezy stared at Smart Guy. "What happened?"
"Dang scientists!" Smart Guy growled. "No wonder Psycho hates them!"
Wheezy shrugged. "So, what does that folder say?"
Smart Guy flipped through the pages of the folder. "Only that they found Psycho near that river just out of town."
"The river it is," Wheezy said, turning the van, heading for the river.
"Duh...do you think we'll find a clue?" Stupid asked.
Smart Guy shrugged. "Maybe, and maybe it will be the first step to find Psycho's mom."

[julayla]

Cool! Their first clue! And very interesting as well...this is getting more and more intense now. And those jerks at the asylum who experimented poor Psycho deserved it. Keep it up!

[Veggirl]

I already have the next chapter up. Warning, it may be a bit sad for Psycho fans.

Chapter 5. Psycho's thoughts

A few hours later, the weasels stood by the roaring river, staring at it.
"So...how are we gonna find Psycho's mom like this?" Wheezy wanted to know.
Smart Guy pointed at the river. "Psycho said he came floating on a wooden board. So we will follow it up river until we find a town or something."
"We're not gonna walk all the way, are we?" Greasy groaned.
"Heck, no!" Smart Guy said. "We'll drive."
Getting into the van, the weasels drove up river, a feeling inside of them saying they are getting closer and closer.

Meanwhile, back at Toontown, Psycho was walking around the park until he noticed a few things. Near a shady tree, Duchess, the white female cat from the Aristocats, was laying in the sun while her kittens pounced on each other. A few feet away, fifteen puppies crowded around their mother, Perdita. Psycho sat on a bench and watched the mothers and their children. He began to wonder how his own mother was like. She was probably nice and kind, that was what he remembered. He also remembered that she had brown fur and cream-colored fur where her muzzle was and down to her lower areas. Psycho then wondered on if she would still love him even though he almost destroyed Toontown.
Heck, would she even love me at all like this?! All wild and crazy looking with sharp teeth, wild eyes and spiked up hair?
He sighed.
Well, one thing for sure is that I will still love her. If the gang could find her.

[julayla]

Awww...it was cute you included 15 of the 101 dalmations along with Perdita as well as Duchess and her children. And poor Psycho is worried. I hope she would still love him. I hope to see more later on.

[Veggirl]

Thanks. Indeed, you will see more. In fact right now. I'm a fast typer. Oh BTW, Sweetie and Honey are two Toons I made up.

Chapter 6. At the cat's house.

"Oh no dear, we haven't seen a female weasel anywhere, haven't we Sweetie?"
"Oh no, Honey, we didn't."
The weasels were warmly welcomed into a home by two Toon cats. The cats were nice. Very, very nice indeed.
And extremely boring. Smart Guy thought as they had a lunch of honey sandwiches.
They called each other by nicknames. Sweetie and Honey. They never said a cross word. Their children had grown up.
"Left home a year ago." said Sweetie, the male cat. "But who knows? Honey might have another kitten."
The cats started to groom each other. It seemed to the weasels that they groomed all the time.
"Well, don't you remember a baby weasel on a board a few years ago?" Greasy asked.
"Hmm." Honey thought. "We did see a young weasel float by on a wooden board. The poor thing looked scared to death."
"Have some more honey sandwiches." Sweetie offered, getting a plateful of honey sandwiches.
"No thanks, we're good." Smart Guy said. "Do you have any idea on which town he might have came from?"
"There is a town where some weasels live." Honey said. "Weasel town, they call it."
Smart Guy smirked. Weasel town. Heh.
"How far is it?" Stupid asked.
"Oh just a few hours away." Honey said. "We've visited there once, didn't we Sweetie?"
"Indeed we did." Sweetie said and started to groom her for millionth time that day.
Smart Guy knew that even if he was starving to death, Sweetie and Honey were the most boring Toons on Earth.

"If I never taste another honey sandwich, it will be too soon!" Greasy groaned.
The four weasels and Shoey had left a few hours ago and bid their farewell to the cats.
Wheezy was the next to groan. "Everything was so sweet and mushy back there! It's enough to make someone throw up!"
"Well just be glad you didn't throw up." Smart Guy said. "It would have been gross."
"Well I guess the next stop is Weasel Town." Greasy said. "That will be a problem."
"Why?" Stupid wanted to know.
Greasy frowned at him. "Weasel Town? Millions of weasels there. Psycho's mom is a weasel! How are we gonna find her?"
Smart Guy sighed. "Oh crap, good point."

[julayla]

Oh boy! Looks like our boys are in a stump now! But at least they know where to find her.

[Veggirl]

Next chapter up. Enjoy it.

Chapter 7. Weasel town

A few hours later, the weasels parked near an old building in the town. Smart Guy got out and looked around. "So this is Weasel Town, huh? Kinda deserted isn't it?"
Greasy got out and stood next to him. "Maybe we got the wrong town. Or maybe those mushy cats gave us the wrong direction. Or maybe---" Suddenly, a motorcar drove past, almost running over the weasels.
"Watch where you're going, you numb-skull!" Someone shouted.
"HEY! WE'RE WALKING HERE!" Greasy shouted back, shaking a fist.
"Duh...were those weasels?" Stupid said.
Smart Guy nodded. "Come on boys, we're following them!"

After walking a few blocks, they found the Weasel town central where weasels in motorcars drove past them as other weasels walked past them.
Smart Guy rubbed his hands. "This is the place boys! Now where do we start?"
"Police department?" Wheezy said.
Smart Guy nodded. "Good thinking. Now off we go!"
The police station was only a few blocks away so it only took them fifteen minutes to get there. A stout weasel with a gray mustache looked up. He stared at the four weasels and Shoey.
"I have never seen you boys around here. Are you new?"
"Sorta." Smart Guy said. "Actually, we're looking for a female weasel. A weasel who lost her kid during the flood."
The weasel nodded. "Ah yes, I say you are looking for Sandy."
"Duh...Sandy?" Stupid said.
The police weasel nodded. "I can give you her address if you'd like."
"Yes please!" Smart Guy said, unable to hide his excitement.
The police weasel wrote down, 424 W. SLINKY STREET. He handed the piece of paper to them. "Here you go boys."
"Thanks!" The weasels said. They raced out of the police station, heading for the street, hoping they found Psycho's mom at last.

[julayla]

Cool! That means that they would finally find Psycho's mom at last! I'll be glad to know that at least they know where she's at.