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Post by Veggirl on Jun 23, 2006 22:38:42 GMT -5
Hi, again with the new chapter. I hope you like it, even though it will have a disappointing thing in it.
Chapter 8. Slimy and Flasher
The weasels stared up at a building that was two stories high.
"This is it?" Greasy said.
"Looks like it." Smart Guy said. "Well, lets meet Psycho's mom."
He knocked on the door. A black weasel with slicked back greased hair poked his head out. Smart Guy's eyes widened when he saw green snot going down the weasel's nose.
"What do ya' want? We're busy right now!"
Smart Guy tried to look behind the weasel. "Sorry, but do you have a female weasel in there somewhere?"
"There's no female weasel!" The black weasel snapped. "Just me and Flasher!"
"Duh...who's Flasher?" Stupid asked.
Suddenly another weasel stood right besides the black weasel.
It was a brown weasel with a huge snout, a brown trench coat, and a green baseball cap.
"I'm Flasher!" It snapped. "So what are you bothering Slimy for?"
"Isn't there a Sandy weasel somewhere?" Smart Guy asked. "Brown, cream colored fur in some parts? Soft fur?"
"There's nobody like that here!" Slimy snarled, hacking out green snot. Smart Guy had enough. Pushing his way into the house, he turned to the other weasels.
"Search the place boys. Leave no stone unturned!"
The weasels started to search around, looking behind the couch, under tables, and up the stairs.
After a few hours, Greasy said, "There's no female weasel around here, boss!"
Smart Guy turned to the two other weasels. "Wasn't there anybody here when you guys bought the house?"
Slimy shook his head, scattering snot. "Nope. The house was empty when we got it."
Smart Guy groaned and began to bang his head on the wall. He was so close on finding Psycho's mom, but she disappeared into thin air!
"WHY WHY WHY?!" He cried.
"You do know you're loosing brain cells like that." Flasher said.
Slimy held up a paw. "Look, we don't know who you're searching for, but there's no Sandy here."
Smart Guy sighed and started to walk out the door. "Come on boys, lets go and tell Psycho the bad news."
"Hey wait a minute!" Slimy said. "You can't go without a tour of Weasel town!"
"Duh...can we?" Stupid said.
"Yeah, boss." Wheezy said. "Lets do it."
Smart Guy nodded. "I guess it can take my mind off things. All right, lets do it."
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Post by julayla on Jun 23, 2006 23:10:13 GMT -5
Okay, so the weasels and Shoey are now in the tour. It looks like there really is bad news for Psycho. Poor him and poor his mom. I hope there's more to come.
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Post by Veggirl on Jun 23, 2006 23:28:05 GMT -5
Chapter 9. A grand tour and a surprise
Slimy and Flasher seemed to know the whole city by heart. They took them through winding streets and sidewalks. Millions of Toon weasels passed them. Smart Guy saw a crowd of weasels from "The Wind and the Willows." "All right," The chief weasel said, holding up a teapot. "How about this little beauty for ten bucks? Ten bucks for just this!" He pointed to Greasy. "Hey you sir, how about trading that shoe for this nice teapot?" Shoey did a little squeak of shock. "He's my wife's shoe!" Greasy snapped. "So butt out!" Slimy pushed them away. "Just ignore them. Just stare at the sidewalk!" They pointed out the Weasel Central where all weasels from different cartoons come and gather to share news and all. A soldier weasel from Disney's "The Prince and the Pauper" came out from the Weasel Central. "Hey Leon." Slimy said. "How's the thing going? The gathering?" "Fine, fine." The weasel said. He looked at the five weasels. "Who are these? New ones?" "Yeah, so they say." Slimy said. Leon looked at them, frowning. "They look too scruffy to join the army. Captain Pete won't be too happy." "Pete?" Wheezy said. "Who's he?" "The greatest captain ever." Leon said. "He's a grand leader, a bold ruler and---" "A cheat and liar." Flasher said. Leon turned to Flasher. "You dare make a comment against the captain?!"
Oh boy, is he obnoxious! Smart Guy thought. It made him want to spit on him.
Flasher shrugged. "He's taxing all the poor weasels."
"It's for their own good." Leon said.
"Yeah, yeah," Slimy said. "We'll ponder that for a moment so, good bye."
He led them away.
"Can you believe him?!" Greasy said. "He's obnoxious!"
"He called us scruffy!" Stupid said.
"Who's this Captain Pete they talk about?" Smart Guy asked.
Slimy shrugged. "Just this fat guy who wants to rule all Weasel Town. Just ignore Leon. He's obnoxious sometimes, but a good friend."
Smart Guy looked up at the skyscraper. He wasn't looking where he was going and bumped into a weasel. They fell to the ground.
"Oh gee, sorry!" Smart Guy apologized, helping the female weasel up. He then stared at the weasel. She had brown fur, some parts that are cream colored, and when he helped her up, her fur was warm!
The female weasel nodded. "I'm fine."
"Are you Sandy?!" Smart Guy said.
The female weasel looked at him. "Yes. Do I know you?"
Smart Guy suddenly started to dance around. "YES! YES! YES! I FOUND YOU! I FOUND YOU!"
"Why were you trying to find me?" Sandy asked.
Smart Guy looked at her with a huge grin. "Because I know you're son!"
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Post by julayla on Jun 23, 2006 23:36:39 GMT -5
Yay! He found Psycho's mom! Hopefully she'll be willing to go...unless something worse comes to mind.
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Post by Veggirl on Jun 24, 2006 0:26:20 GMT -5
Next chapter up. Chapter 10. Fierce determination Sandy stared at him. "Ch-Charlie? You know Charlie?" Smart Guy nodded. "Yeah!" Sandy blinked. "I...I thought he was dead." Smart Guy shook his head. "Nope, nope, nope! He's still alive!" "He couldn't be alive. He's dead. He floated away in a flood." Smart Guy shrugged. "It's a long story, but he's alive! Now that you're here, we can go back." Sandy shook her head. "I can't." Smart Guy stared at her. "Why not?!" "Captain Pete ordered me to stay in this town. He doesn't want me to leave." "Why not?" "He thought I could be a good maid for his guards. So I have to serve under his rules, serving beer to his men and him." Smart Guy snarled. "What a jerk! Where is he?" Sandy looked toward down the street. "He's coming right now." A carriage pulled by a horse came clomping down the street with a few weasel guards singing to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club song. "Captain Pete! Captain Pete! Captain Pete! Captain Pete!
He never met a man he didn't cheat.
Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat!" Sandy sighed. "I gotta go now. Tell Charlie that I love him." She walked away. Smart Guy growled. "Oh no! I'm not gonna go back to Toontown just to tell my pal that his mom can't come! I'm going!" With fierce determination, he followed the carriage. |
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Post by julayla on Jun 24, 2006 0:32:43 GMT -5
I knew that Pete was a jerk, even in different parts of town, he's a jerk! Oh and footnote, Pete in Kingdom Hearts 2 was once a captain of the guards until he betrayed Mickey (go figure.). Anyway, let's hope they get her out soon.
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Post by Veggirl on Jun 24, 2006 0:34:28 GMT -5
Yeah, he was captain of the guard in Disney's the Prince and the Pauper. The guards are weasels, which the guards in this fanfic are based on. I'm a fan on all cartoon weasels.  |
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Post by julayla on Jun 24, 2006 0:42:01 GMT -5
Yeah, me too. Too bad no one ever made plushes of any of them, especially Psycho!
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Post by Veggirl on Jun 24, 2006 0:44:06 GMT -5
Oh, you have watched Disney's "The Prince and the Pauper" too? Don't you just like those weasels in there?  |
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Post by julayla on Jun 24, 2006 0:45:23 GMT -5
 I do! |
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Post by Veggirl on Jun 24, 2006 0:48:54 GMT -5
They remind you a lot about the weasels from WFRR. Hmm, I wonder if they are related.
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Post by julayla on Jun 24, 2006 0:52:34 GMT -5
Only one way to find out...continue on, Veggie Girl.
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Post by Veggirl on Jun 24, 2006 0:54:48 GMT -5
Okay, I'm almost done with one chapter so stay put!
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Post by Veggirl on Jun 24, 2006 1:12:49 GMT -5
All right, done. This shows the weasel guards miserable lives under Captain Pete.
Chapter 11. Captain Pete
Smart Guy finally made it to a huge castle just a few miles away from the town.
"Oh finally!" He sighed with relief. He knocked on the door.
"Who goes there and what do you want?!" Someone snapped.
Smart Guy frowned. "I demand to get in and see Captain Pete!"
The weasel from inside looked at Smart Guy from a small little window. "Do you have an appointment?"
"Why should I need an appointment?" Smart Guy said. "I want to see Captain Pete now!"
"Captain Pete doesn't want you!" The weasel guard snarled.
A boot slammed onto his foot. The weasel guard yelped with pain. He looked up and almost died with fear.
"C-c-Captain Pete!!!"
"Let the guy in you numbskull!" Pete snarled. "Or I'll kick you around the wall four times!"
The weasel guard gulped, fumbled for the keys and let Smart Guy in.
"Thanks." Smart Guy said. The weasel didn't say anything except stare up at Pete with fear.
Pete threw an arm around Smart Guy. "So little buddy, let's talk about your problem."
He led Smart Guy away. Smart Guy looked back at the weasel guard who was staring down at the ground, rubbing his paws with fear.
Captain Pete sat on a chair, drinking wine from a goblet. Nobody invited Smart Guy to sit, so he just stood. "So," Pete said after belching. "What do you want?"
"I'm here to talk about Sandy." Smart Guy said.
Pete nodded and snapped his fingers. Sandy appeared a few minutes later. Pete held out his cup. "Refrill it to the top, honey."
Smart Guy cringed, remembering the two cats. Sweetie and Honey.
Sandy sighed and nodded, refilling the cup with plum wine.
Pete drank it all in one gulp.
"Thanks sweetie." Pete said to Sandy. Then he belched in her face.
Sandy cringed and took the goblet away.
"Look," Smart Guy said. "I just want Sandy to come home to us so she could see her son again." Pete thought for a moment and led Smart Guy out.
"Look kid, Sandy is happy here. There's no way she wants to see her kid again."
Smart Guy stared at him. "Why not?"
Pete grinned. "Her kid is a loonatic. A complete idiotic loon."
Smart Guy glared up at him. "So what? He's a great friend and a loyal gang member. Can't Sandy see him for a little while?"
Pete then pushed Smart Guy's shoulder a bit, forcing him to sit on something.
Pete did a sly grin. "Let me give you an answer."
He then pulled a rope and Smart Guy felt himself flying in the air.
"Sayonara, Sucker!" Pete called out.
Smart Guy yelled as he went flying, flying and then landed into a bush.
He groaned and stood up.
He glared up at the castle. He could hear Pete laughing.
"Jerk!" He shouted before turning around to go back toward Weasel Town.
Two weasel guards stood on the walltop, watching Smart Guy go.
One of them sighed. "Wish we could go and help him."
"Aye," The other said. "If only Captain Pete lets us."
"Why should we even listen to the fat oaf?"
"You know what will happen to the disobedient. I've seen it and it isn't pretty."
Suddenly Pete's voice shouted from below, "You two! Get yourself into a patrol and patrol the whole ground!"
The two guards sighed.
"Yes Captain."
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Post by julayla on Jun 24, 2006 1:17:14 GMT -5
Oh my, poor Smarty. That has to hurt. And as usual, Pete really is a jerk and a liar! Oooh! Anyway, do go on when you have time.
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I do!