elmyra crossover

[Lola]

thank you

[Lola]

omg i just came up with an idea for a fic
greasy and wakko stuck in an elevator!!!
or something

[Lola]

“What?” Elmyra asked
“Help!” Psycho whispered still holding onto the pole.
“I think we’ve found what you’re looking for” Smartass said turning back his attention to Jessica.
“Me!” Greasy said pushing smartass out of the way.
“Not you!” Smartass said pushing him away. “Her!” He announced pointing to Elmyra
“Me?” She asked pointing to herself
“Yes you” He said
“Who?” She asked
“You!” Greasy yelled
‘Who me?” She asked
“Yes you” Greasy yelled
“Couldn’t be!” She smiled
“Then who?!” Greasy asked turning to smartass and with that he was slapped across the face, making his hat crooked.
{LMAO I could so totally imagine that}
“Knock it off!” Smartass yelled. The other weasels laughed at this until Smartass gave them a look to stop.
“hehe silly fuzzes” Elmyra laughed
“We’re not ‘fuzzes’” Smartass mimicked while fixing his hat
“Then what are you?” She asked as psycho and stupid escaped.
“They’re woozles” Yakko answered pointing to the ceiling
“What?” Wheezy asked raising his eyebrow.
“I thought we were weasels, when did we become woozles?” Stupid asked before Wheezy smacked him.
“Faboo” Wakko said
“What is this faboo nonsense you speak of?” Greasy asked
{I had too}
“We’re not woozles either, we’re weasels” Smartass stated
“Then what are they?” She asked pointing to the Warners.
Music began; the weasels looked around like they did when Eddie started singing
“Where is that coming from?” Smartass asked turning around.
“Don’t even start!” Babs said covering up yakko’s mouth before he could sing and that ended the music.
“Roger would love this” Jessica commented resting her check on her hand.
Dot jumped into Smartasses’ arms. “I’m the cute one, that’s all you need to know” She said then giving him a big smooch-a-roo!
Smartass paused then wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.
“Why don’t you do that?” Greasy asked Jessica
Jessica only giggled.
“So what should we do with her?” Smartass asked bring his attention back to Elmyra.
“DIP HER!” Psycho screamed.
“I’ve still haven’t seen this dip” Elmyra said putting her hands on her hips.
“Dip?” Jessica asked “Her?” She sprang up “No, you can’t dip her she’s too young” Jessica stated
“What? It’s not cute and cuddly and squishy and lovable? You lied?!" Elmyra cried.
"Aww is the little brat sad cause she didn;t get what she wanted?" Smartass taunted
"You little rodent!” Elmyra yelled. The weasels gasped; Smartass glared right at Elmyra. ““Oh, your gonna get it now” Smartass stated taking out his blade.
so what do ya think so far?
whats your favorite part?

[Mellow]

Ha ha ha ha ha, HAAA HA HAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE, MY FRIEND!!!!

[Lola]

thank you
again if any one has any suggestions feel free to let me know, seriously

[Lola]

damn its deserted ;p

[Fisi]

XD. Love it.

[Lola]

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here have a cookie

[Lola]

Okay here you go. I'll probably think of something to add once i submit this.
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“You have no idea who you’re messing with toots!” He added. The other weasels stood besides him.
“I’m in charge here” Smartass stated
“This is coming from a rodent wearing a pink suit!” Elmyra said causing everyone to laugh.
“Yeah, and what are ya gonna do about it, toots!” Smartass challenged holding his blade to her face. The room grew quiet; you could hear a pin drop.
“You can’t do that! This is a kid’s show!” Elmyra stated
The weasels looked at each other and then bursted out laughing.
”Kids show?” Smartass scoffed “Not anymore, you’re in our territory now, toots” He stated, caressing the knife to her cheek. “Whatever happens, happens and there isn’t anything you can do about it” He grinned
“Anyone else want to make fun of my pink suit!?” Smartass challenged turning from Elmyra, everyone else shook their heads.
“We were just leaving” Babs said as the bunnies made their way to the door.
“Oh no you’re not, get ‘em boys” Smartass commanded as greasy and wheezy ran after them.
Greasy mostly got the girls of course.
“Leaving so soon?” Wheezy asked leaning his arm on the side of the door before grabbing Buster and Babs. The Warners jumped on Wheezy; Dot jumped into his arms while Wakko was on his back and Yakko was clinging onto his leg.
“Where are we going huh?” Yakko asked
“Read us a story” Dot said
“Can we call you dadoo?” Wakko asked
“Where’s the dip?” Wheezy asked
“Dip? Where are the chips?” Wakko asked
“You know you really shouldn’t smoke” Yakko commented
“Here greasy, catch!” Wheezy said throwing the Warners to him.
“Dadoo!” Wakko said
“Can we stay up past 10?” Dot asked
“Can we watch the adult channel?” Yakko asked
“Hello Nurse!” Yakko and Wakko howled
“Get off of me estúpido!” He yelled
“Hey we’re not stupid!” Yakko stated as they jumped off of him.
“That is stupid” He said pointing to Stupid.
“I’m hungry” Wakko said
“I’m cute!” Dot said bashing her eyelashes then giving him a kiss.
{This is the hard part about adding new characters, they need a scene}
He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.
“Hey I’ll tell you how to get girls” Yakko said
“Really? How?” Greasy asked while Yakko whispered something to him.
“Okay I’ll try it” Greasy said and with that Greasy jumped into Jessica’s arms.
“HELLO NURSE!” He howled.
“Ugh” She said then dropping him on the floor.
“Gee, Greasy I didn’t think you would need advice on how to get girls” Wheezy commented getting the weasels to laugh.
“Stop Laughing!” Smartass commanded
“Hey at least you were in her arms” Yakko commented
“Now what should we do with the brat?” Smartass asked as he circled her
“Eh boss, I think you’re forgetting something” Greasy interrupted
“Hm?” He replied, suddenly Elmyra squeezed smartass.
“That was not nice, bad fuzzy-wuzzy!” She scolded
“Oh yeah I forgot” He gasped
The weasels couldn’t help but laugh.
“A little help here?” He asked
Stupid bashed Elmyra on the head, knocking her unconscious and giving Smartass time to escape.
“Now then” He began; straightening out his suit.
Wheezy and Greasy tied up the rest of the characters and left.
“We’ve got to get out of here!” Babs whispered to Buster
“If I could just get this” Wakko said reaching for a crate.
“C’mon Wakko” Dot urged
“Got it!” He said opening the crate “Donuts!” He said “I’m hungry” Then shoved them all in his mouth.
“Now what were we doing?” He asked before belching.
“Nice Wakko” Dot commented
They could only hear the weasels as they made their plans.
“Can we frisk them? Why not, I mean look at the nurse she is obviously hiding something in her shirt!” This was followed by a slapping sound
“What are you guys doing?” Yakko asked, butting in.
“We’re talking about….Hey how did you escape?” Stupid asked
“Didn’t you tie him up?” Smartass asked Stupid
“Well yeah I did boss. I got some rope like this” He said taking out some rope.
“And then I tied him up like this” He demonstrated tying himself up.
“See?” He said.
“Where are the other siblings?!” Smartass yelled
“Did you miss us?” Dot asked jumping onto his back giving him a kiss
“How did you get out?” He asked
“Eraser” Yakko said as Wakko released them all.
“Where did you get that?” Greasy asked
“From a crate” Yakko replied
Without untying her Wakko picked up Jessica and began to run.
”Oh no you don’t!” Greasy yelled tackling him causing Wakko to drop Jessica.
Elmyra woke up and looked around; the weasels were turned away from her.
While Wakko was keeping Greasy distracted, Buster untied Jessica and then Wakko got away from Greasy; basically they all escaped.
“Thanks” She said “Now we have to get out of here! Hey where’s your girlfriend?”
Suddenly Babs scooped up Elmyra and ran.
“Oh now you turn into ‘Wonder Babs’” Buster complained
The weasels attempted to run after them.
“No” Smartass stated putting his arm in front of them.
“Let them have her” He added as the toons ran out of the warehouse
“Why couldn’t we of taken the nurse?!” Greasy complained “Or at least asked if the bunnies had an older sister?”

The End
So what did you think? details please

[Lola]

...was it really that bad?

[Lola]

WHERE-IS-EVERYBODY!?
I'm all alone

[Fisi]

Omg, I have to agree, this is the most HILARIOUS out of all.

Good job. ;D

[Lola]

yay thank yous here have candy *hands over candy*

[psychojr]

wow not bad every time i read it it getts better.

[Lola]

thank you, too bad that was the last one, unless i remebr something. but here have a cookie
*hands over cookies*