Even MORE Disney weasels

[Fisi]

OMG thats great.

[Fatal hilarity]

I buy all my comics online now (which mostly consists of Disney comics with weasels at this point), especially since the local comic store near where I live only has the same old superheroes that everyone else likes. I'm pretty picky about superheroes, and I generally don't care for the most popular ones.
I get a lot of online scans of old funny animal comics these days. Some real obscure ones...

[Viles]

That comic with Smarty in it looks interesting, though the pessimistic voice in my head tells me he may just be based on our pink weasel... But even then, I'd like to see the complete comic. :3

[Fisi]

Me too. ^_^.

[Fatal hilarity]

It's most likely that it only has Smarta** in it, rather than having any other Toon Patrol member- also, I have my doubts that they'll give any reason that he's still alive. I have a feeling they'll just go "we're old enemies!" and leave it at that.
...Which would support my theory that Roger had encountered the Toon Patrol before the events of WFRR, and that Car Toon Spin is a prequel.

Do you really think that it may just be based on Smarta**? That seems like a bit of a stretch. I mean, the only reason that that Greasy cameo in Bonkers can't truly be considered a Greasy cameo because his suit has the wrong colors.
Actually, something tells me that they won't identify him as anyone in particular.

God, the suspense is killing me... there are so many questions we haven't been able to answer!

[Fisi]

I know right.

[Fatal hilarity]

Okay, I just ordered that issue with the potential Smarta** in it. I'll be scanning and posting it, so it'll surely answer every question we've got!
I get the feeling some details will be ambiguous, in which case I shall choose the more pre-WFRR, Toon Patrol-centric option.

[Fisi]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY. ;D.

Can't wait to see it.

[Fatal hilarity]

You know, looking more closely at the fragmentary scans I found, I realize that even though they drew Smarta** sloppily, they do his expressions nicely- they're in character.
It hasn't arrived yet, by the way.

[Fisi]

Oh ok.

Can't wait when it comes.

[Fatal hilarity]

I don't know how I managed it, but I forgot to write about these guys:

Mugsy, Bugsy, Pugsy, and Percival
Well, YOU Name It!
In a story that deliberately does away with any linear logic or attempt to take itself seriously, you can imagine that if there were any weasels in it, they’d be the silliest weasels ever. Well, you’d be right- that’s just the case here. Meet Mugsy, Bugsy, Pugsy, and Percival, a quartet of indistinguishable yet marginally interesting weasels who work for a pair of talking pants, named Fancy Pants.
They’re very short, and have circular eyes, but their muzzles are more or less standard. Their fur is a solid brown color with no markings of any kind, unless their hidden bellies have something, which I doubt. They all wear loose-fitting dark blue trench coats and fedoras, pants and shoes that change from stark black to two shades of brown, including light blue socks, and of course white Mickey-style gloves. They’re probably the least intimidating weasels you’ve ever seen, especially when they get scared of the Dreaded Flying Pizzas.
Yes, that’s right- flying pizzas. Apparently they’re threatening because Fancy Pants’ collection of pants- which is a result of his quest for another pair of talking pants to “share his life of loneliness” (have you ever tried the personal ads?)- would be badly stained by their pizza sauce and leave Fancy Pants with a horrendous cleaning bill that would bankrupt him.
What isn’t explained is why the pizzas would want to do this, or how Fancy Pants makes any money stealing other people’s pants. He does mention that he’s the boss of “one of the more reputable crime syndicates in Toontown”, so one would assume that committing other crimes would be the only way to become “reputable”. Also, my only guess as to why the weasels would be scared of these pizzas is because being bankrupt would make them lose their salaries, which is the only reason I can think of as to why they would want to work for a pair of talking pants. Then again, it could be because they’re wimps and don’t want hot cheese flung into their faces.
See, I told you this story was silly. You try to apply logic to it, and you find that it’s a big mess- but when you think about it, that’s the beauty of it: it’s completely insane. They’re toons, for crying out loud! For once, the standards that weasels normally have to live up to have to be forgotten, although I notice they’re still criminals who kidnap Roger- albeit to steal his pants.
Like the story with Ace and Squinty, there’s a joke that breaks the fourth wall, making this another contender for a Roger Rabbit comic that exists in his world.

Handcuffed weasel
On the front cover of the first issue of the Roger Rabbit’s Toontown comic book series
Amongst the crowd cheering for a parade apparently honoring Maroon Cartoon’s biggest stars is a weasel who’s handcuffed to a cop, and has managed to get his key and is unlocking it while the cop isn’t looking.
He’s your fairly typical Mr. Toad-based weasel, with a sweater and bowler. One thing that makes him stand out is his misshapen muzzle, and stubble-like whiskers. His coloration is unknown, due to the fact that the color blue is used to represent shadows.

“Salty” (named by my brother)
On the front cover of the third issue of the Roger Rabbit’s Toontown comic book series
Amongst the crowd of seafaring types who are getting ready to pummel the living daylights out of Roger and Baby Herman stands a weasel rolling up his sleeves to prepare a mighty sailor punch. He wears a typical sailor outfit, as if you couldn’t guess.

This comes right after the section about the Mr. Toad weasels.

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[Fisi]

Cool. .

[smartguy02011986]

I like it! ;D

[Fatal hilarity]

I'd greatly appreciate it if you read all of the guide, and check out the photobucket collections I have linked in my signature.

[jebikun]

your work is always appreciated!