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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jan 11, 2009 19:32:24 GMT -5
Since we got a little off-topic on Smart Guy's thread of the same name and begain discussing Greasy, I said I'd make a new thread for Greasy. So, here it is!
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jan 11, 2009 19:33:09 GMT -5
Hey, umm, I need a little help for my fanfic if you don't mind. (I can hear the chorus of groans and "not again!"s from here). I am considering writing a scene where Dizzy watches Greasy sweet-talk a girl into giving him some information about a case, then Dizzy asks Greasy to teach her how to flirt to get what she wants. What do YOU think Greasy would say/do to that?
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Jan 11, 2009 22:50:05 GMT -5
He'd say "Anything for a beautiful señorita such as yourself..."
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jan 12, 2009 0:15:33 GMT -5
lol, of course! ^_^
what advice would he give her, and how would he present it, you know? i am totally inept at that kind of thing. i am sheltered - i know nothing of flirting *^_^*
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Jan 12, 2009 0:16:40 GMT -5
XD Lol Greasy would always be willing to help somebody out, so long as that somebody is a hot little skirt! XD
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Jan 12, 2009 0:20:37 GMT -5
Hmmm... I dunno. I'm not a flirt either, Lil' Kit.  I think perhaps a male could answer this better, since Greasy's a guy, he's giving her the advice, and he'd know what behavior he'd enjoy and be attracted to as a woman flirts... (Now i'm tempted to make a thread about talking to girls for Wheezy. Should i?) |
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jan 12, 2009 0:41:43 GMT -5
oh, poor Wheezy! I dunno, i think he'd rather not talk if he can help it, but if a girl started talking to him...that's a different story, especially if he liked her ^_^ DO IT!!! you're right about Greasy, though - about knowing what he'd want to hear and see. another reason why i need help...  |
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Post by Greasy on Jan 12, 2009 9:33:41 GMT -5
Well, in your fic it looks like he wants her, so Boss could be right and he tells her: "If you really want to be a boy-magnet, so you must look very hot." Than he wents away and comes back with a little dress wich will show much skin and she says: "What, this I shall take on?"
I´m sure Greasy feels proud him self, when a girl he would like to get comes to him and needs his help, especially flirting help.
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Jan 12, 2009 17:15:53 GMT -5
Hmm... expanding on that, it's quite possible that Greasy would take the opportunity to get Dizzy to seduce him... boy, what a jerk.
"Si! You're doing VERY well!" (beads of sweat form on his head)
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Jan 12, 2009 18:55:27 GMT -5
Hmm... expanding on that, it's quite possible that Greasy would take the opportunity to get Dizzy to seduce him... boy, what a jerk. "Si! You're doing VERY well!" (beads of sweat form on his head) I can totally see him taking advantage of Dizzy like that. He'd, of course, plead that he's ONLY doing it to help her. |
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Post by Greasy on Jan 13, 2009 6:57:24 GMT -5
I think he only would do it in friendliness, if she would just be a good friend.
But this only happens if she´s not so handsome like in Psychoangel´s story.
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jan 13, 2009 13:52:42 GMT -5
Hmm... expanding on that, it's quite possible that Greasy would take the opportunity to get Dizzy to seduce him... boy, what a jerk. "Si! You're doing VERY well!" (beads of sweat form on his head) I can totally see him taking advantage of Dizzy like that. He'd, of course, plead that he's ONLY doing it to help her. you're absolutely right! or maybe would he use her as a demonstration? "You talk in a low, soothing voice, like this...and get very close, like this...and breathe on her, er, his neck, like this..." yeah, WAY too much info, i know, but that's kind of what i picture him doing, you know? pushing his boundaries, you know? am i totally under the wrong impression? again, i have NO experiece in this area, and i've hardly seen any examples even in movies, so correct me if i'm wrong, that's why i posted this in the first place... |
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Post by Greasy on Jan 13, 2009 15:21:41 GMT -5
No, you haven´t understand me!
I wanted to say in your story she´s handsome, but if she wouldn´t be handsome, he would be only like a friend to her.
It looked like Smart Guy wanted her, but in your fic it sounded like Greasy wanted her, too.
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jan 13, 2009 16:50:48 GMT -5
No, you haven´t understand me! I wanted to say in your story she´s handsome, but if she wouldn´t be handsome, he would be only like a friend to her. It looked like Smart Guy wanted her, but in your fic it sounded like Greasy wanted her, too. oh, okay, that's what i thought. i'll delete those comments, then ^_^ sorry, i can be a little slow some days. i was trying to imply that Smart Guy and Greasy both liked Diz (...i hope i don't annoy anyone by doing that  ), and i did try to make Diz attractive...well, you've seen her picture. Do you think Greasy would find her attractive? |
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Post by Greasy on Jan 14, 2009 5:05:00 GMT -5
Oh, well absolutly, she looks like Smart Guy, just as a girl.
I find her very beutyful.
Well, she doesn´t have big breasts like Jessica, but I think Greasy would like her.
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I think perhaps a male could answer this better, since Greasy's a guy, he's giving her the advice, and he'd know what behavior he'd enjoy and be attracted to as a woman flirts... (Now i'm tempted to make a thread about talking to girls for Wheezy. 
), and i did try to make Diz attractive...well, you've seen her picture. Do you think Greasy would find her attractive?