How would HE talk to a girl?

[Fatal hilarity]

Most likely the fiery, exotic type- highly sensual, seductive, and romantic- more or less his equal. But with a heart of gold and guts! XP And maybe the ability to cook.
It might be difficult for Greasy to see past the physical and like her for who she is, so I think someone as bold as he is would get his attention.

Or maybe he'd like the sweet and innocent type? I dunno.

Greasy (the forum member) certainly seems to have his ideas...

[psychoangel51402]

i agree about the first one, but i think someone sweet and innocent would avoid him at all costs...unless he got the drop on her and seduced her before she could figure out what was going on...
i hate to say this for lack of decency, but it seems to me that such a girl would not be able to...satisfy him, no? poor girl would never get much sleep...
i shouldn't have said that...

[Fatal hilarity]

Actually, I think you're right. She would have to be able to keep with him, wouldn't she? I guess she'd have to have just as much of an appetite for it, then...

We don't have to discuss this any further, of course.

[Greasy]

I actually know what you wanna say.
Well as the oridinal charactor of Greasy I represent here, I would say that I totally like women, who are not only hot.
Greasy is the one, who is satisfied, when he can get a woman, who is dominant and romantical in one thing, a girl who is not for all boys.
But self-confidented sexy women are hard to get for every one, eh?
And Greasy is too naive to handle a woman right.
But think he´s so young and must take some experinences.
That´s a thing we all must learn.

[psychoangel51402]

Greasy?! Unable to handle it?! Dude...coming from YOU...that sounds COMPLETELY mixed up...

[Greasy]

Well, in the movie he totally showed it.

[Fatal hilarity]

I think what he means is that he would surely offend some of the women he seduces, by being too macho or piggy, and get a good hard slap in the face.
In the booby trap scene, he assumed he got get away with, uh... well, fondling Jessica, not knowing that she was tough enough to prepare immediate payback for it. He's not terribly subtle or courteous, you gotta admit.

Most women I've seen would dislike Greasy's relative coarseness, and in my mind I think he'd be a lot more successful if he talked romantically and smoothly, like Don Juan, instead of saying dumb pick-up lines- and I like to think that he does use that former method.
The way I see it, Greasy is definitely sensual (and his many fangirls is proof of that) but he's not terribly sensitive to a woman's needs or personal space.

[psychoangel51402]

Ohhh...sorry...I thought you were saying he wasn't experienced in...never mind ^_^'

So you don't think Greasy would ever settle down and marry, and be loyal to her to boot?

[Fatal hilarity]

Well, I think it's within the realm of possibility if he really, really loved her, but it's most likely he'd struggle with the temptation of other women. That is, if she cared if he was faithful or not. I kind of doubt his dream girl would have perfect morals...

[psychoangel51402]

porbrecita...well, not really, i guess...
but how could a marriage work if both members were always off with someone else? It'd never last. but a guy's gotta want to settle down and be a daddy at SOME point...
Right?
On the subject...would Greasy be a good daddy should he finally settle down and have a kit?

[Fatal hilarity]

That all depends... how much would Greasy's wife CARE if he was faithful? I mean, after all, some men marry prostitutes... XP
You and I, as Christians, both know that being unfaithful is wrong, but we have to remember that some people aren't as moral. Greasy, obviously, isn't terribly moral.
I think he could be faithful if she was drop dead sexy... admittedly, I know I would. Men find it harder to look past physical appearance, sadly... not to say that I would go after another woman, of course.

Hmm... well, if he did have children, the most he could teach them would most likely be how they could find a mate... Greasy's not the wisest person there is, after all.
I honestly don't know the criteria of what makes a good father. I know my father is fantastic, but I couldn't tell you what makes him that way.

[psychoangel51402]

aw, sheesh, you gotta b kidding...
personally, i don't think i'll be ABLE to marry, because when it comes to my loved ones, i'm INSANELY jealous. a guy looks at my sister too long, and i'll hate him for life. i can't imagine how it'd be with my HUSBAND...
i imagine he'd only MARRY her in the first place if she was the sexiest thing he'd ever seen...so mayhap their marriage would work out after all! goll, that'd be horrible if it didn't...all the experts say divorce is the most stressfull thing a person can go through. it'd be horrid if poor Greasy had to go through that...

i agree. he would be very helpful in showing his offspring how to make themselves attractive, but although he wouldn't be the most sage of fathers, i think he'd at least TRY.

[Greasy]

I think Greasy would be clever enough that every sexy woman will be not so pretty in the next 10 or 15 years.
I never wanna marry somene, well I think I could be a good father, but I can´t take the responsibility to handle children.
And my freedom with realationships and even friendships are very important for me.
An other point is, a girl, sexy or just hot, you have for a while, can become boring after a time. I made this experiences and this said to me, that I´m not the one for a marrieage.
Some of the girls had great persons, too, but sometimes it´s hard to be close to a girl for longer time. Don´t know if you can understand this, but girls sometimes are a bit complicated.
Well, I meant Greasy has made much experiences, but he sometimes doesn´t learn about it.

[Fatal hilarity]

I'll betcha he'd do everything to make the divorce as fast and easy as possible, and pretend to not care... but of course he would care.

[Greasy]

Maybe, if he makes that he will see that there isn´t a real exit.