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Post by wifeofsmartass on Dec 30, 2008 5:39:28 GMT -5
Yeah, like trying to make himself numb to it.
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Dec 31, 2008 4:13:46 GMT -5
Here's a thought: does anybody think Smart Ass and his girlfriend/wife would ever have any kids? I don't think Smart Ass would paticularily like children.  |
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Dec 31, 2008 4:21:11 GMT -5
He'd board up the chimney so the stork can't get in, I think. I don't he's the type to want children, either. It'd mean cutting away from his time at work, and no more coming home drunk or smoking cigars! And what about his leisure time? Responsibility! Ack!
He'd definitely have his way with his wife, though... which none of us should elaborate on, of course.
I think that traditionally toons have their babies delivered by storks, by the way. I don't think they get pregnant, unless you're in Baby Blues or you're Wilma Flintstone...
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Dec 31, 2008 6:30:29 GMT -5
I think they can get pregnant, but that's my opinion. Yeah, I imagine Smart Ass getting extremely cross and irritated in the presence of children that aren't even his own or have anything to do with him. XD "Beat it, kid!" XD
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Post by Weasel Freak on Dec 31, 2008 15:41:01 GMT -5
What would he do if he DID get a woman pregnant/get a stork? Would he freak out or something?
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Dec 31, 2008 16:09:24 GMT -5
He probably would! XD Regardless of how much i think he wouldn't want children, i think he'd step up to the plate and care for his baby if such a thing happened. He isn't one to shy away from his responsibilities and duties. He'd certainly teach it to be a tough little boy/girl.
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Post by peenhog on Jan 4, 2009 2:22:39 GMT -5
Get her a nice dead rabbit and splat it on the middle of the table under some candlelight while soft jazz plays in the background...
Ahhh... weasels in love.
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Jan 4, 2009 2:43:20 GMT -5
Oh yeah- jazz would set the mood! X3
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Post by peenhog on Jan 4, 2009 18:19:30 GMT -5
I can imagine him failing miserably at TRYING to be nice to a girl.
And cue the Discovery Channel documentary / romantic comedy: When a Weasel Loves a Woman.
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jan 4, 2009 22:29:35 GMT -5
He probably would! XD Regardless of how much i think he wouldn't want children, i think he'd step up to the plate and care for his baby if such a thing happened. He isn't one to shy away from his responsibilities and duties. He'd certainly teach it to be a tough little boy/girl. i don't think he'd have kids, and take great precautions against it...but if it should happen accidentally, i totally agree with Boss. okay, what if his gal was MURDERED?!?!  dunn dunn dunnnn! |
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Post by Weasel Freak on Jan 4, 2009 22:46:26 GMT -5
Now I can see him crying his eyes out. Secretly, of course.
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jan 4, 2009 22:51:50 GMT -5
of course, and again with the wine, i believe. but what of the murderer? how would he go about getting his revenge then? could that be the one time he loses his cool?
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Jan 5, 2009 2:02:14 GMT -5
If she was murdered, i think he'd devote his life to tracking down, torturing, and killing the murderer.
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jan 5, 2009 13:34:14 GMT -5
i agree. he'd probably have a hard time keeping his cool then, eh?
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Jan 6, 2009 5:55:09 GMT -5
Oh, definitely. I agree. I think he'd be so full of rage and hatred for the murderer that he'd lose all of his cool, rational mind.
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dunn dunn dunnnn!