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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 5, 2008 17:56:32 GMT -5
Eh, haven't seen that movie yet.
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Post by Eternity on Aug 5, 2008 18:07:04 GMT -5
Just watch it on YouTube and it'll all make sense.
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 6, 2008 13:39:50 GMT -5
Wheezy swiftly drove down the highway. The sun was hot and bright and the air was dry.
"Okay, now I've figured out where we're going, but when are we going to get there? And what are we going to do?"
"How the heck should I know when we're gettin' there?" Smart Guy said in reply to Wheezy. "And as for the other question... Just because Doom is roasting in Hell at the moment doesn't mean we still can't destroy at least part of Toon Town and those other stupid idiots of Toons. The east side Toons. Rich and brainless meatballs raised by Satan himself, I'll tell ya. Those buttholes made me lose all of my my money AND spend some time in jail. And I didn't do a thing. They made up a whole stinkin' lie about me doing something so nutty that I can barely think it. And then their snobby police force was always making my life worse, bein' the same as the citizens. No, our lives worse, starting with poor Psycho here."
Psycho shivered and winced at that.
"Oh, no, it's payback time now. And once East Toon Town is gone, there will be positively no more trouble for any of us anymore!"
"But what about Valliant?" Greasy asked from the back seats, smiling, while Roger was staring at Smart Guy, looking horror-struck.
Smart Guy chuckled wickedly. "Oh, don't worry. I'll make sure he never finds out."
Greasy and Wheezy grinned and chuckled back, Stupid nodded and Psycho bounced in his seat and giggled.
"You cant do that!" Roger protested. "That's impossible! And even if you could make it happen, some of those Toons are completely innocent!"
Smart Guy ignored him. "The entire East Toon police force would be wiped out. And their followers, too. Those racists. And we would finally be able to live peaceful lives. And all without anybody suspecting a thing." Smart Guy leaned back and put his folded arms behind his head. "I've already got the other boys movin' the DIP Machine over here. Heheh, this is going to be a blast."
"DIP Machine? What are you talking about?"
"Nothing, Roger, nothing."
"I don't like the sound of this," Roger said.
"And I care, why?" Smart Guy looked at Roger.
"You aren't really going to do that, are you?"
"You know what, I think I just might change my mind and DIP you."
"NO!!"
"Then shut up. You'll only get yerself and us into more trouble with that blabbermluth of yours."
Roger gulped. "Yes, sir." Roger paused, and his eyes widened. "Wait, other boys?"
"Guess it won't hurt to tell him, Boss." Wheezy stated.
"Alright, alright. Roger, will you shut up after I tell you?"
"Yes."
"Okay. We've got a back-up Toon Patrol. Spies. Okay?"
"Can you tell me their names?"
"You already know their names, though."
"Huh?" Roger said. Smart Guy reached into his coat and pulled out a poster. A Wanted poster of which Roger immediately recognized. With four weasels on the front. Beneath the picture were their names and crimes: Slinky the Weasel; Sleazy the Weasel; Zany the Weasel; Sneaky the Weasel: Wanted for Petty Larceny; Grand Larceny; Really Grand Larceny.
"They're wanted!" Roger gasped.
"Of course they're wanted. Most of us Law-involved weasels are "wanted". It's just one of the Cops' ways of saying that they think we suck eggs. Me 'n' my boys didn't actually commit any kind of Grand Larceny. The police just don't like us. Okay?" Smart Ass explained with patience.
Roger nodded.
"But that doesn't mean they aren't wanted for Petty Larceny." Smart Guy grinned. Psycho giggled.
Wheezy stopped the van suddenly. "We're here!" he hollered in his usual raspy voice.
Two-Bits let me borrow Slinky, in case you're wondering. Zany and Sneaky are mine; Sleazy belongs to everybody.
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Post by Just Plain Rydell on Aug 6, 2008 13:53:21 GMT -5
...Ugh, no Psycho speech. Just kidding!!! It's good so far. Keep it up!
(Mysterious...)
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 6, 2008 13:59:09 GMT -5
...Ugh, no Psycho speech. Just kidding!!! It's good so far. Keep it up! (Mysterious...) Yeah, sorry about that. Kind of broke my promise, didn't I? |
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Post by Just Plain Rydell on Aug 6, 2008 14:15:17 GMT -5
S' cool. Don't worry. Cya tomorrow!
I'M OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!!
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Go the Hyena Trio: Banzai, Shenzi and Ed!!!
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Post by Sour Plum on Aug 6, 2008 15:30:58 GMT -5
Holy moly, this is good. This is really good. Keep up the good work!  |
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Post by Eternity on Aug 6, 2008 16:30:48 GMT -5
I have mixed feelings about his chapter. On the one hand it helps build up drama. On the other hand, it makes me want to hate the weasels all over again. This is making them look worse than Doom. I would think they'd be more concerned about keeping one step ahead of the law than finishing what Doom started.
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 6, 2008 23:20:11 GMT -5
Actually, Smart Ass got the idea from Doom's plan, he's not actually continuing it. And it'll all get better, don't you worry.
Or will it??
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Post by Larissa Gaines. (: on Aug 7, 2008 3:04:01 GMT -5
i loved the part u added in the second to last chapter. i was cracking up (at 4:00 in the morning on the first day of school.... lol). this last chapter... was MYSTERIOUS!!!!!!!! SO SUSPENSIVE!!!!!!!!!
lol
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 12, 2008 15:35:12 GMT -5
Valliant had been trailing a van for over an hour. He was pretty sure he saw a familiar-looking weasel get into it. The van turned and stopped in front of a large building. Why would there be a building in the middle of nowhere? Valliant jumped when he heard a wheezy, raspy voice shout, “We’re here!”
And, low and behold, five weasels and a white rabbit got out of the van.
I'll try to post the next chapter soon, but I'm working on two fics at once, so be patient!
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 19, 2008 10:43:14 GMT -5
Ack. This fic is sinking. I'm struck with writers' block. I promise you, I'll do the next chapter before labor day- and my first day of school.
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Post by Sodapop on Aug 25, 2008 23:49:19 GMT -5
ARRRGH NEED NEXT CHAPTER BADLY!!!!
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 27, 2008 20:13:26 GMT -5
HOLD ON TO YOUR TROUSERS, LITTLE BOY!!
I'm working on it, it will be up by friday. Hopefully earlier than that.
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Post by Weasel Freak on Sept 20, 2008 12:41:45 GMT -5
I'm such an A-hole. I can't seem to find the document. I'll have to start the next chapter from scratch AGAIN. Arrgh.
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