Post by Eternity on May 14, 2008 19:38:01 GMT -5
This is a parody of the opening scene of the Emperor's New Groove, only with the weasels. This is a one-shot thing.
Nighttime at the Acme factory we see the ghosts of the weasels wandering around inside.
Smart Guy: Would ya take a look at that? Pretty prosthetic, huh? Well, this is probably pointin' out the oblivious, but those weasels you're lookin' at were once livin' Toons, and not just any livin' Toons! Those guys were law endorsment officers of Toon Town. That's right, Toons tryin' to keep law 'n order in an otherwise chaotic place. Oh yeah! This is their story. Well, actually our story. Yes, we're those weasels. That there's Greasy, my lieutenant. Then we have Wheezy, Psycho, and Stupid. The name is Smart Guy. Sergeant Smart Guy. We were the world's nicest and most law deridin' Toons and they went and killed us and ruined our afterlives for no good reason! Oh is that hard to believe? Tell ya what, if you just go back aways, before we died, and this'll all make sense.
Cut to: Smart Guy as a baby in a pink diaper, playing with a stuffed toy.
SG: Okay that's goin' a little too far back. Oh ho! Look at me! That's me as a baby!
Brief pause as Baby SG hugs the toy.
SG: (clears throat) Ahem! Okay let's move ahead...
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prosthetic=pathetic
oblivious=obvious
endorsment=enforcement
deriding=abiding
Nighttime at the Acme factory we see the ghosts of the weasels wandering around inside.
Smart Guy: Would ya take a look at that? Pretty prosthetic, huh? Well, this is probably pointin' out the oblivious, but those weasels you're lookin' at were once livin' Toons, and not just any livin' Toons! Those guys were law endorsment officers of Toon Town. That's right, Toons tryin' to keep law 'n order in an otherwise chaotic place. Oh yeah! This is their story. Well, actually our story. Yes, we're those weasels. That there's Greasy, my lieutenant. Then we have Wheezy, Psycho, and Stupid. The name is Smart Guy. Sergeant Smart Guy. We were the world's nicest and most law deridin' Toons and they went and killed us and ruined our afterlives for no good reason! Oh is that hard to believe? Tell ya what, if you just go back aways, before we died, and this'll all make sense.
Cut to: Smart Guy as a baby in a pink diaper, playing with a stuffed toy.
SG: Okay that's goin' a little too far back. Oh ho! Look at me! That's me as a baby!
Brief pause as Baby SG hugs the toy.
SG: (clears throat) Ahem! Okay let's move ahead...
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prosthetic=pathetic
oblivious=obvious
endorsment=enforcement
deriding=abiding
