Post by Sodapop on Apr 7, 2008 11:50:55 GMT -5
Hello, newcomers to the Toon Patrol Board! I bet you have a few questions, and I bet this is one of them: Who are the Toon Patrol? Well, I have typed day and night to get this togethor- Well, OK, it took me five minutes, but still, be nice about, OK?
Toon Patrol
The Toon Patrol were a group of evil though loveable anthropomorphic Toon weasels who served as henchmen for Judge Doom. In the Toon Patrol, there were five weasels: Smart Ass, Greasy, Wheezy, Psycho and Stupid. Like all Toons, they were invincable to most physical and bodily harm, except Dip (A chemical mixture of Terpentine, Acetone and Benze, or in other words, paint thinner and film dissolver) and prolonged laughter, which was lethal to them. Though evil, they do have hearts, as the leader (Smart Ass) was shown trying to prevent his companions from laughing to death. OK, he was trying to prevent it by hitting them on the head with a plunger, but still...
Smart Ass was the leader of the gang of weasels and had the most self-control over his laughter. He wore a double-breasted zoot suit with a gold chain hanging out of his left pocket going down to his knees, a matching zoot hat with a hot pink band and a hot pink tie, held in place with gemstone pin, and spats on his feet. He was the straight-man of the group, being the most serious with the least “Toon-ish” or Looney attitude. He died after disagreeing with a song lyric and being kicked in the groin, thus being sent flying into the dip mixer on the dip machine. Smart Ass was the third to die.
Smart Ass was a big time smart-aleck, and could come up with a comeback to almost anything. He has an voice that sounds like he’s holding his nose and sometimes replaces words with other similar-sounding ones (Example: Disassemble replaced with disresemble). Very loyal, he is the best out of all the weasels to have as a reliable henchman. (Greasy, Wheezy, Psycho and Stupid are good, too)
Greasy is the second-hand man, and the most eager to fight out of the Weasels. He is Puerto Rican, having long greasy black hair and a Spanish Accent. Greasy worea green zoot suit styled trench coat along with spectator shoes, green Zoot pants hiked up all the way to his chest partially obscuring a pink tie and a white shirt, and a tall green zoot hat with a black band. His speech pattern consists of his Spanish accent and his habit of going “Huh, boss?”. He was the second-to-last to die, when he lost control of his laughter. He threw himself out of the cab of the Dip Machine the second before he went buh-bye.
Wheezy would stand out in a crowd, for he had blue fur, pink eyes and long, nicotine-stained fingernails. He is the chain-smoker of the bunch, having at least two cigarettes in his mouth at once. Wheezy wore a light-gray bowling cap littered with cigarettes, a light-gray wrinkled dress shirt and a black vest with a pocket which holds his stash of cigarettes, he resembles a typical mobster. He was the second weasel to die by a combination of laughter and too much smoking, the latter made evident by the voluminous amounts of smoke he coughs up. He was also reluctant to give up his soul as he is seen struggling to pull it back into his body, but to no avail, which is just a fancy way of saying he died anyway.
Psycho was most insane and mentally unstable of the group of weasels. He had a shrilling laugh and high-pitched voice. Psycho wore an unbuckled "Canadian Long Jacket" strait-jacket. His muzzle is unnaturally white, suggesting that he has a pale complexion. Psycho had blue eyes with yellow and white swirls characterizing his psychoticness and his fur was unkempt by the hairline, giving it a spiky appearance. His weapon of choice was a barbershop strait-razor. He was the last weasel to die as a result of laughing to the point of losing his footing and dying while falling into the giant rotating brush of the Dip Machine. Although he was dead, he still proved a threat as his rising soul turned the already activated Dip Cannon back towards Roger and Jessica.
Stupid is the dumbest of the Weasels. He wore a red beanie with a propeller on top, a blue-and-white striped shirt and untied white-ish gray sneakers. He also has a big, sharp tooth sticking out of his upper lip. Stupid, although dumb, does not have a problem with speaking, since he was seen with his one line, AKA “Toontown’s on the other side of the wall, boss,” and to Weasel Fans everywhere, he’s a big teddy bear.
And that's the Weasels for you!
Toon Patrol
The Toon Patrol were a group of evil though loveable anthropomorphic Toon weasels who served as henchmen for Judge Doom. In the Toon Patrol, there were five weasels: Smart Ass, Greasy, Wheezy, Psycho and Stupid. Like all Toons, they were invincable to most physical and bodily harm, except Dip (A chemical mixture of Terpentine, Acetone and Benze, or in other words, paint thinner and film dissolver) and prolonged laughter, which was lethal to them. Though evil, they do have hearts, as the leader (Smart Ass) was shown trying to prevent his companions from laughing to death. OK, he was trying to prevent it by hitting them on the head with a plunger, but still...
Smart Ass was the leader of the gang of weasels and had the most self-control over his laughter. He wore a double-breasted zoot suit with a gold chain hanging out of his left pocket going down to his knees, a matching zoot hat with a hot pink band and a hot pink tie, held in place with gemstone pin, and spats on his feet. He was the straight-man of the group, being the most serious with the least “Toon-ish” or Looney attitude. He died after disagreeing with a song lyric and being kicked in the groin, thus being sent flying into the dip mixer on the dip machine. Smart Ass was the third to die.
Smart Ass was a big time smart-aleck, and could come up with a comeback to almost anything. He has an voice that sounds like he’s holding his nose and sometimes replaces words with other similar-sounding ones (Example: Disassemble replaced with disresemble). Very loyal, he is the best out of all the weasels to have as a reliable henchman. (Greasy, Wheezy, Psycho and Stupid are good, too)
Greasy is the second-hand man, and the most eager to fight out of the Weasels. He is Puerto Rican, having long greasy black hair and a Spanish Accent. Greasy worea green zoot suit styled trench coat along with spectator shoes, green Zoot pants hiked up all the way to his chest partially obscuring a pink tie and a white shirt, and a tall green zoot hat with a black band. His speech pattern consists of his Spanish accent and his habit of going “Huh, boss?”. He was the second-to-last to die, when he lost control of his laughter. He threw himself out of the cab of the Dip Machine the second before he went buh-bye.
Wheezy would stand out in a crowd, for he had blue fur, pink eyes and long, nicotine-stained fingernails. He is the chain-smoker of the bunch, having at least two cigarettes in his mouth at once. Wheezy wore a light-gray bowling cap littered with cigarettes, a light-gray wrinkled dress shirt and a black vest with a pocket which holds his stash of cigarettes, he resembles a typical mobster. He was the second weasel to die by a combination of laughter and too much smoking, the latter made evident by the voluminous amounts of smoke he coughs up. He was also reluctant to give up his soul as he is seen struggling to pull it back into his body, but to no avail, which is just a fancy way of saying he died anyway.
Psycho was most insane and mentally unstable of the group of weasels. He had a shrilling laugh and high-pitched voice. Psycho wore an unbuckled "Canadian Long Jacket" strait-jacket. His muzzle is unnaturally white, suggesting that he has a pale complexion. Psycho had blue eyes with yellow and white swirls characterizing his psychoticness and his fur was unkempt by the hairline, giving it a spiky appearance. His weapon of choice was a barbershop strait-razor. He was the last weasel to die as a result of laughing to the point of losing his footing and dying while falling into the giant rotating brush of the Dip Machine. Although he was dead, he still proved a threat as his rising soul turned the already activated Dip Cannon back towards Roger and Jessica.
Stupid is the dumbest of the Weasels. He wore a red beanie with a propeller on top, a blue-and-white striped shirt and untied white-ish gray sneakers. He also has a big, sharp tooth sticking out of his upper lip. Stupid, although dumb, does not have a problem with speaking, since he was seen with his one line, AKA “Toontown’s on the other side of the wall, boss,” and to Weasel Fans everywhere, he’s a big teddy bear.
And that's the Weasels for you!
