Favorite Quotes of All Time

[Miss Moonstruck]

"Make Tea Not War"

Some quotes from Freddie Mercury:
-"I dress to kill, but tastefully."
-"I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear. "
-"The reason we're successful, darling? My overall charisma, of course."
-"We're a very expensive group; we break a lot of rules. It's unheard of to combine opera with a rock theme, my dear. "
-"What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?"
-"When I'm dead, I want to be remembered as a musician of some worth and substance."
-"I'm the first to accept fair criticism. But the dishonest reviews-where people haven't done their homework - I just tear them up."

"Big girl, you are beautiful."-MIKA

Me: So what are you planning on doing this spring break?
Juan: Some art--
Me: SEX?
Juan: YES! Art IS sex!
Me: ...

((Actual conversation with one of my friends. He's really promiscuous XD))

[wifeofsmartass]

Lolz, that's funny!! Here's my favorite quotes from Snitter, from the movie The Plague Dogs:
"The road was black and white, and then the truck came, and lightning shot down my head."
"I'm in my head now, and it's where I should be."
"Damn this place! Damn the Whitecoats! Damn you all!"
(the Whitecoats are the jerks that engage in cruel science experiments on animals)

[wifeofsmartass]

"Herein lies the tragedy of the age: not that men are poor,- all men know something of poverty; not that men are wicked,- who is good? not that men are ignorant,- what is Truth? Nay, but that men know so little of men."
- W.E.B. Du Bois

[wifeofsmartass]

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-Robert Heinlein
YEAH!!!!!!!! X3

[Miss Moonstruck]

Conversation with my cousin while playing Crash Tag Team Racing:
Gaby: So what is Crash Bandicoot anyway?
Me: He's a bandicoot.
Gaby:Oh.
*silence*
Gaby: Are those animals even real?
Me: Uh...yes.

"I tried to be like Grace Kelly, but all her looks were too sad. So I tried a little FREDDIE!" - MIKA (referring to Freddie Mercury)

[Weasel Freak]

Guy: You know what? That's it.
I've had it with you.
I've tried to be nice, but now you're outta here!


LATER


Priest: The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! *throws holy water*


Ghost Woman: He can't even see me.


Guy: A little more left, sir.


Ghost Woman: You ARE going to mop that up.


Guy: More left, more.


Ghost Woman: *leaves*


Priest: *is still yelling and throwing holy water*


Guy: T__T;;;



From the movie "Just Like Heaven".