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Post by wifeofsmartass on Oct 2, 2008 11:05:32 GMT -5
XD lolz! Right on, lil' mug!! And right on, Popeye! XD
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Post by Just Plain Rydell on Oct 2, 2008 14:52:25 GMT -5
YEAH!!!! Karma 4 U!!! (I yam, you jar...)
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Oct 2, 2008 22:10:21 GMT -5
Why, thankyou Lil' Mug!!! ^_^
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Post by Weasel Freak on Oct 3, 2008 22:53:00 GMT -5
That line is bitter-sweet; it's a hilarious quote, but it's so sad that he dies right after. Here's my favorite Smartass quote- "As for you Valiant, step outta line, an' we'll hang you and your laundry out to drryyyy. Heh heh heh heh heh heh! C'mon, boys. Let's am-scray." I JUST realized that am-scray is Pig-Latin for scram (Oink). XD How sad am I? |
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Oct 4, 2008 2:51:45 GMT -5
Lol Oh, don't beat yourself up over a little thing like that! I got a kick outta it when you posted, "oink" XD I've always wondered why it's called Pig-Latin...
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Oct 4, 2008 3:11:52 GMT -5
Here's another quote i love that's from a cartoon character- "I might as well be dead. Nobody wants me for a friend." ~Casper. That's sooo sad!  Poor little guy! Casper cartoons always make me cry. |
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Post by Weasel Freak on Oct 4, 2008 10:49:40 GMT -5
Really? They always make me sick. Ah, well.
My fave Team Rocket quotes:
James: Looks like everything's back to normal.
Jessie: Which means we're back to being losers. -_-'
I love Jessie's face when she says that. It's priceless!
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Oct 5, 2008 5:43:41 GMT -5
Lolz! I've never seen that, but it sounds funny. Here's an old, 1940's saying that i swear applies to everthing. SNAFU, which means, "situation normal: all f***** up." (I make Smartass say that one in my fic. ;D )
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Oct 9, 2008 2:04:11 GMT -5
Yet anudder- "Everything i did in my life that was worthwhile i caught hell for."~ Earl Warren. I dunno who that is, but regardless, i love this quote! =D
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Post by Weasel Freak on Oct 19, 2008 20:24:55 GMT -5
". . . You'd like to have sex with a fish." ~ By Kiss FM. Yes, the radio station. I was randomly flipping through stations when I heard this. You can imagine the look on my face. And if you can't, then it looked something like XD
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Oct 20, 2008 2:17:43 GMT -5
". . . You'd like to have sex with a fish." ~ By Kiss FM. Yes, the radio station. I was randomly flipping through stations when I heard this. You can imagine the look on my face. And if you can't, then it looked something like XD Is there a smiley post for "wtf?" Cuz that's my face! Omg, that is one of the funniest, strangest, and most random things i ever heard! XD |
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Post by Larissa Gaines. (: on Oct 24, 2008 21:23:43 GMT -5
New One... actually, this is from my favorite scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Knights who say NI! part ;D :
Voice over: Meanwhile, King Arthur and Bedevere, not more than a swallow's
flight away, had discovered something.
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
Knight of Ni: The same.
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?
Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....
(pause)
A SHRUBBERY!!!!
(dramatic minor chord)
Arthur: A *WHAT*?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
pass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not *too* expensive.
Arthur: Yes!
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!
(music)
*Part I Don't Remember* XD
Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem....
Arthur: What is that?
Knight of Ni: We are now *no longer* the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh!
Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-P'tang,
ZOOP-Boing!, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, o Knights of.....
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find....
ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
(another minor chord)
Arthur: Oh not *another* shrubbery!!
Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Ni! Ni! Nii! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
mightiest tree in the forest...
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
XD I'm cracking up. I can't believe I just wrote all that. lol you guys would crack up if you saw me laughing. I make my mom crack up when i find something funny.
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Oct 25, 2008 5:09:05 GMT -5
I know i would crack up if i saw u laughing! Lol When i see somebody laughing real hard, i often wind up laughing too! XD Yes, i am weird. X3
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Post by Larissa Gaines. (: on Oct 25, 2008 11:58:59 GMT -5
yea, exactly wat happens.
NIIII-WOMM!
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Post by Just Plain Rydell on Oct 25, 2008 12:08:54 GMT -5
Hi. XD XD XD I'm IN LOVE WITH MY BASELINE.
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Poor little guy! Casper cartoons always make me cry.