Post by Sodapop on Mar 12, 2008 11:01:59 GMT -5
If you need a out, if you don't wanna go to school, if you need a excuse not to look over your baby sister, I've got what you need! A thread full of pro-lies and super-cool excuses! What could be better?
The first few excuses I'll post are in the School catergory.
DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL
Pretend you're sick. Yes, I know, it's the oldest excuse in the book. But I improved it: When your mother/father brings you the thermometer, make sure she/he isn't looking and hold it up to a lamp. But make sure it is on first!
Set back all the clocks in the house and close all the blinds before your parents and siblings wake up. That, or screw with their alarm clocks.
The day before, type a fake school letter and print it out. Make sure it says, "No school the following day: ___". Give it to your parents and it's a school-free day!
HOMEWORK EXCUSES/REPLIES
My sister/brother spilled milk on it.
My baby sister/brother drew a embarressing picture on the back.
My mother threw it in the trash by accident.
What homework???
My dog/cat/hamster peed on it.
My dog chewed it up.
My sister wanted to get revenge on me from putting gum in her hair and she tore it up. (My personal favorite)
The first few excuses I'll post are in the School catergory.
DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL
Pretend you're sick. Yes, I know, it's the oldest excuse in the book. But I improved it: When your mother/father brings you the thermometer, make sure she/he isn't looking and hold it up to a lamp. But make sure it is on first!
Set back all the clocks in the house and close all the blinds before your parents and siblings wake up. That, or screw with their alarm clocks.
The day before, type a fake school letter and print it out. Make sure it says, "No school the following day: ___". Give it to your parents and it's a school-free day!
HOMEWORK EXCUSES/REPLIES
My sister/brother spilled milk on it.
My baby sister/brother drew a embarressing picture on the back.
My mother threw it in the trash by accident.
What homework???
My dog/cat/hamster peed on it.
My dog chewed it up.
My sister wanted to get revenge on me from putting gum in her hair and she tore it up. (My personal favorite)
