Toon Patrol's Middle Ages Fairy Tale

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TOON PATYROL'S MIDDLE AGES FAIRY TALE

This is my 9th fic about weasels.
Starring:
Smartass (David) aka David (King's Knight)
Greasy (Diego) aka Diego (King's Knight)
Psycho (Charles "Charlie") aka Charles (King's Knight)
Stupid (Michael) aka Migel (King's Knight)
Wheezy (Albert) aka Albert (King's Knight)
Ginger aka Gerita (A young witch)
Kira aka Kleopatra (A dancer from Egypt)
Nicolay aka Nicolas The Sixth (The King of the Kingdom)
Liza aka Princess Elizabeth (The Princess of the Kingdom and Nicolas's daughter)
Rocky aka Rocky (a farmer who is in love with Elizabeth)
Beki aka Rebecca (an evil Duchess who wants to be queen of the kindom)
Garret aka Gregorio (Rebecca's spy)
Fifi aka Phoebie (Rebecca's spy and Gregorio's lover)
Sarah aka Sophie (Elizabeth's servant) (Belongs to Julayla)
Rose aka Rosin (Elizabeth's servant)
Bailey aka Bonie (Elizabeth's servant)
Judge Morrison (Jakob) aka Boris (Judge)
Tzitzianno aka Theodore (A guardian of the palace)
Zeke aka Zeke (A guardian of the palace and Theodore's partner)
Veronica aka Aksinya (Gerita's help)
Lola aka Olga (Gerita's help)

CHAPTER 1

Smartass's house, February, the 29th, 7:00 PM. Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Stupid and Wheezy were looking after their grandchildren - Rice (Smartass's and Psycho's grandaughter and Liza's and Alex's daughter), Kairiel (Stupid's grandaughter and Peggy's and Zeke's daughter), Scooter (Wheezy's grandson and Nina's and Vlad's son) and Victoria (Greasy's and Wheezy's granddaughter and Elena's (Greasy's elder daughter) and Manny's (Wheezy's son) daughter) - and their friends - Eddie (Rocky's and Jennifer's son), Donny (Twitchy's and Bridget's son), Marissa (Tzitzianno's and Mutya's daughter) and Elliot (Garret's and Fifi's son).
- Ok, children, would you like to listen a fairy tale? - asked Smartass
- Sure, grandaddy! - said Rice
- Yes, granddad David! - yelled the rest of the children
- Ok, sit down, children, and listen. Me, Greasy, Psycho, Stupid and Wheezy are going to tell you a tale - "Toon Patrol to rescue". - said Smartass
- A middle ages fairy-tale with knights? - asked Donny
- With witches? - asked Kairiel
- And rescuing of beautiful princesses? - asked Victoria
- Yes. - said Smartass - Ok, are you ready, children?
- Sure! - yelled the children
- Ok, I'll start.
Smartass sat in his rocking chair and started:
"Once apon a time there was a kingdom - Toonkingdom. A leader of Toonkingdom was a king - Nicolas The Sixth."
- He looked like our boss, Nicolay. I told you about him. - added Smartass and contuned:
"He had 5 knights who were Toon Patrols - Sir David, Sir Diego, Sir Charles, Sir Migel and Sir Albert."
- David looked like young me, Diego looked like young Greasy, Charles looked like young Psycho, Migel looked like young Stupid and Alber looked like young Wheezy - added Smartass:
"And he also had a daughter - Princess Elizabeth. She was the beautifulest girl in the kingdom, and Nicolas loved her very much."
- And how did she look like? - asked Rice
- She looked like your Mom, Rice. - said Smartass
"And there was a farmer named Rocky"
- He looked like your dad, Eddie - said Smartass
"Rocky was in love with Princess Elizabeth but he couldnt marry on her because she was a princess and he was just a farmer.
But which story can handle without antagonist. And the antagonist was a duchess named Rebecca"
- She looked like Boss of Rice's, Kairiel's and Scooter's mothers. - added Smartass
"She was sleeping and having only one dream - that someday she'll be the queen of Toonkingdom.
At this day Princess Elizabeth had a birthday - she turned 16 years old. A lot of guests from different kingdoms were invited. And in this day Rebecca sitting in her kastle invented a plan of becoming of a queen.
- I need a help of my best spies. Chester, call the gong! - she orderd
And a toad named Chester took his hammer and rang the gong.
And living on the kastle's attic Rebecca's best spies - Gregorio and Phoebie - woke up from gong's noice.
- This Rebecca doesnt think what she does when she uses her gong! - said Phoebie angrily
- Come on, Phoebie. Its our job. - said Gregorio
And they came to Rebecca's bedroom"
- And how did Gregorio and Phoebie look like? - asked Victoria
- They looked like Elliot's parents. - said Smartass
- Wow! - said Elliot
And Smartass contuned:
"Can we help you, boss? - asked Phoebie
- Sure. You and Gregorio will enter Princess Elizabeth's room and put this poison apple. She will eat it and fall in sleep. After that you'll kidnapp her and I'll blackmail Nicolas that he'll have to marry me if he wants that his girl was alive. - said Rebecca
- Very good plan, Miss. - said Gregorio
- So come on! - ordered Rebecca"

TO BE CONTUNED...

[Just Plain Rydell]

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CHAPTER 2

- Rebecca is very treacherous. - said Rice
- Ok, its my turn. - said Greasy
He drank some coffee and contuned:
"In king's palace preparation for the holiday was in full swing.
- Your Majesty, today is one of the greatest holiday in the kingdom - today is your daughter's 16th birthday! - said David
- And Im going to choose a groom for her today. - said Nicolas- I will choose such groom who will deserve Elizabeth.
At this time Phoebie and Gregorio came to the gates of the palace
- The pass ticket! - ordered one of the guardians named Theodore"
- He looks like Marissa's father. - added Greasy
"- What are you talking about? - asked Gregorio
- Show the pass ticket or go away! - said another guardian named Zeke"
- He looks like Kairiel's father. - said Greasy
"- The password ticket? Ok, get it! - said Phoebie
She kicked Zeke, then Theodore.
- Help me to tie them. - she said to Gregorio
They tied the guardians and locked them in the guardians' booth
- Now how can we get to Princess's room? - asked Phoebie
- By rope. - answered Gregorio
They entered the yard, get on the hightest tree, and Gregorio tried to threw the rope, but he failed
- Let me to do it. - said Phoebie
She was lucky and the couple get to Princess's room.
Gregorio put the apple in the basket with fruits.
- We've done it. Now we just need to wait the girl and then kidnap her. - said Gregorio
Suddanly Phoebie heard steps.
- She's going there. - she said
And Gregorio and Phoebie hid under Elizabeth's bed.
Elizabeth and her servants - Rosin, Bonie and Sophie - entered the room"
- Rosin looked like young granny Rose, Bonie looked like young granny Bailey and Sophie looked like young granny Sarah. - added Greasy
"Rosin, Bonie and Sophy were dressing and brushing the princess and congratulating her.
- Ok, girls, leave me. And tell my father that I'll be in Trone Hall in a minute. - said Elizabeth
- Sure, Your Highness! - said servants and left Elizabeth
She took the fateful apple, bitet a piece of it, closed her eyes and fell down.
- Ok, take the girl. - said Phoebie
She and Gregorio took Elizabeth and left the room"

TO BE CONTUNED...

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CHAPTER 3

- Oh, poor Princess. - said Victoria
- Ok, let me to contune. - said Psycho
He put a blanket on his laps and contuned:
"In 5 minutes Nicolas said:
- Elizabeth is late today. Its strange. Rosin, Bonie, Sophie, call her!
- Sure, Your Majesty. - answered the servants
They came to Elizabeth's room, but soon they returned to Trone Hall
- Your Majesty, your daugher is lost! - said Rosin worriely
- She is lost? - asked Nicolas surprisely
- Yes, we cant find her in her room. - said Bonie
- But we found a note and a bited apple. - said Sophie and gave the apple and the note to Nicolas
Nicolas took the note and read it:
"HI, NICOLAS! MY GUYS KIDNAPPED YOUR DAUGHTER. DONT WORRY, SHE'S ALIVE BUT SHE'LL DIE IF YOU WONT MARRY ME AND I WONT BECAME THE QUEEN OF TOONKINGDOM. THINK ABOUT IT! DUCHESS REBECCA."
After reading the note Nicolay ordered:
- Toon Patrols, come here!
And the Toon Patrol knights came in Trone Hall.
- I have very bad news. My daughter was kidnapped by duchess Rebecca. She wanted to be a queen of Toonkingdom. So you must find my daughter. If you will find her alive one of you becames her husband and a new king of Toonkingdom. - said Nicolas
And Toon Patrol knights started their trip.
When they were walking threw the farmers's territory they saw Rocky playing with his friends.
- Lets ask this farmer. Maybie he knows something and he can help us. - said Migel
- Very good idea, Migel. - said David
They came to Rocky. Rocky saw them.
- Good afternoon, Toon Patrols! - said Rocky
- Good afternoon. - said Diego
- We need your help. - said Albert - An unknow duchess named Rebecca kidnapped Princess Elizabeth.
- Princess was kidnapped? - asked Rocky
- Yes. And Rebeca is going to kill her if King Nicolas wont marry her. - said David
- Well, I think I can help you. We can go to my godmother. Her name is Gerita and she is a witch. But dont worry she's kind witch. She is smart and wise and I think she can help you.
- Thank you... whats your name? - asked Charles
- Rocky. Simply Rocky. - answered Rocky
- Thank you, Rocky. We'll ask the king to make you and your family a feudal lords. - said Migel
And they came to Rocky's godmother - witch Gerita."

TO BE CONTUNED...

[Just Plain Rydell]

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CHAPTER 4

- Its good that Rocky decided to help Toon Patrols. - said Donny
- Now its my turn to tell a tale. - said Stupid
He closed the vindow and contuned:
"Rocky and Toon Patrols came to a hut on chicken legs."
- Chicken legs? - asked Marissa
- Yes. Its from Russian folklore. - said Stupid and contuned:
"The hut was standing back to the company.
- What shall we do? - asked Charles
- I know that to do. - said Rocky
He turned to the hut and said magic words:
- A hut, a hut, turn your front to me and your back to the forest!
And the hut turned its front to Rocky.
Gerita looked out of the door"
- Gerita looked like young granny Ginger. - added Stupid
"- Who alarmed me? - asked Gerita - Oh, hi, Rocky!
- Hi, aunt Gerita! - said Rocky
- What are Toon Patrol Knights doing here? - asked Gerita surprisely
- We'll tell you everything. - said Rocky
- Ok, come in. - said Gerita - Aksinya, Olga, make a tea for our guests!
The company entered the hut. Aksinya was finishing to bake pies and Olga was making tea"
- And how did Olga and Aksinya look like? - asked Elliot
- Aksinya looked like Veronica - a girlfriend of our friend Slimey, and Olga looked like Lola - Veronica's twin sister and a girlfriend of our friend Fleshier. - said Stupid
- Wow, Aksinya is beautiful. - said Eddie
- No, Olga is better. - said Donny
- You are very dump, Doony. - said Eddie
- Look at yourself. - said Donny
And the cousins started to fight with each other.
- Boys, dont argue with each other. Tastes Differ. - said Stupid and contuned:
"- Guys, meet Aksinya and Olga - my students and assistants. Aksinya, Olga, meet Toon Patrol - Sir David, Sir Diego, Sir Charles, Sir Migel and Sir Albert. - said Gerita
- Good afternoon! - said Aksinya
- Nice to meet king's knights there. - said Lola
- How did you guess our names? - asked Migel
- Dont forget, Im a witch. - said Gerita - Ok, lets have tea.
During the tea Rocky told Gerita the story with kidnapping the Princess.
- And king said that Princess Elizabeth is alive one of Toon Patrol will be her husband. - finished Rocky
- Well, about being a husband. None of Toon patrols will be Elizabeth's husband. - said Gerita - She will choose you, Rocky
- Me? - asked Rocky surprisely
- You'll see it. Now about Rebecca. Her castle is on the top of the hightest mountain in Toonkingdom. - said Gerita
- The mountain of evil? - asked Aksinya
- Yes. - said Gerita
- Is it in the end of the forest? - asked Olga
- Yes, you're right. Ok, before you go, take these talismans. -said Gerita
She took five necklaces. She put a necklase with rubies on David, a necklase with emeralds on Diego, a necklace with pearls on Charles, a neckace with sapphires on Migel and a necklace with topazes on Albert.
- And what about Rocky? - asked Migel
- Dont worry, Sir Migel. - said Gerita
She took the 6th necklace - with all this stones in it and put it on Rocky.
- Ok, you should go. - said Gerita
- Good bye! - said Aksinya
- God saves you. - said Olga"

TO BE CONTUNED...

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CHAPTER 5

- Its getting better and better. - said Eddie
- Ok, I'll tell you what will happen. - said Wheezy
He caught and contuned:
"At this time in Rebecca's castle Rebecca was talking to Gregorio and phoebie in Trone Hall:
- Gregorio, Phoebie, You've done good work. You deserved an award.
Rebecca gave to her spies two bags with coins.
- Thank you, Duchess. - said Gregorio
- It is a privilege to work for you. - said Phoebie
- Ok, go and have a rest. - said Rebecca
Gregorio and Phoebie left the castle.
- Lets go to market and buy something useless but pleasent. - said Phoebie
- Sure. - said Gregorio and kissed Phoebie
At this time Rocky and Toon Patrol came to the couple.
- Stand up dont move! In the name of Nicolas The Sixth! - ordered David
- Hey, Gregorio, who are they? - asked Phoebie with sarcasm
- Some clueless Kingihts from Toon Patrol and a beggar farmer. - answered Gregorio with sarcasm and laughed. Pheobie laughed with him.
After these words Rocky hit Gregorio.
- Im not a beggar. - said Rocky
- You'll spare for hitting him. - said Phoebie
She was going to kick Rocky but he pushed her.
- Where is Princess? - asked Rocky
Toon Patrol surrounded Gregorio and Phoebie.
- She is on the top of the hightest tower of the castle. - said Phoebie
- We're sorry. We'll be good. - said Gregorio
- I believe in you. - said Rocky
After that he and Toon Patrlo came in the castle.
Rebecca met them.
- Wow, King's knights came to rescue Princess. But they were afraid of the battle and they took a farmer with them for guising. Hahaha. - said Rebecca
- Free the princess. - said Rocky
- He's not joking. - said David
- In the name of Nicolas The Sixth. - said Diego
- Free Princess Elizabeth. - said Charles
- Or it will be worse for you. - said Migel
- Did you understand us? - asked Alber
- Sure. Phoebie, Gregorio, kill them! - ordered Rebecca
- They wont help you anymore. - said Rocky
- So meet my other guys. - said Rebecca
She clapped and a lot of ghosts, monsters and sceletons came in trone hall and Toon Patrol and Rocky were fighting with them.
After a battle Rebecca stayed alone.
- The final fight will be bettwen me and you, Rocky. - she said.
After that she clapped and a fire curcle arised around Rocky and Rebecca so Toon Patrol couldnt come to them.
- What a nice necklase. But I dont think it will help you. - said Rebecca
- Are you sure? - asked Rocky
He took the magic necklase and started to whisper something.
- Oh no! - yelled Rebecca
She closed her eyes and fell on the floor. The fire curcle evaporate.
- Bravo! - yelled Toon Patrol Kinghts - How did you do it.
- I took my necklase and said a spell. - siad Rocky - By the way you were invulnerable with these necklases.
- We'll tie her. - said Toon Patrol knights
Rocky came on the hightest tower. Elizabeth was sleeping. Rocky came to the bed and kissed her. She woke up.
- Who is such handsome boy? - asked Elizabeth
- Im one of your rescuers. - answered Rocky - I came with your father's knights.
In the evening Nicolas had a ceremony of awarding.
- Rebecca was burned by Judge Boris. - said Nicolas"
- He looked like Judge Morrison. - added Wheezy
"- So the kingdom is safed. And Id like to award Toon Patrol and a young farmer - Rocky for rescuing it and my daghter.
And Nicolas put medals on the company.
- And I promised my knights that one of them will be my daghter's husband. Since today is Elizabeth's birthday so she will choose who of Toon Patrol will be her husband. - said Nicolas
- I'll choose him. - said Elizabeth
And she came to Rocky
- He is one of the rescuers. - she said
- Well but... who will be Toon Patrol's wives? - asked Nicolas - You can choose them.
- I'll marry Princess's survant - Rosin. - said David
- I'll marry Princess's survant - Bonie. - said Diego
- I'll marry Princess's survant - Sophie. - said Charles
- I'll marry Rocky's godmother who helped us - witch Gerita. - said Migel
- I'll marry your dancer from Egypt - Kleopetra. - said Albert"
- She looked like young granny Kira. - added Wheezy
"After that rocky married Elizabeth and became new king of Toonkingdom, David married on Rosin, Diego married on Bonie, Charles married on Sophie, Migel married on Gerita, Albert married on Kleopatra, Gregorio married on Phoebie and they both became king's spies, Theodore and Zeke met Aksinya and Olga and Theodore married on Aksinya and Zeke married on Olga. And they lived long and happy."
- The end. - said Wheezy
Children clapped.
- We are pleased that you liked our fairy tale. - said Smartass - Ok, who wants cookies?

THE END