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Post by netske on Aug 17, 2007 6:44:10 GMT -5
Hey, guys, I know some Roger Rabbit Anecdotes:
Roger came to Valliant.
Roger: Hey, Eddie, you have a mouse in your computer, dont you?
Valliant: Yes, I do. And whats wrong with it?
Roger: It all right. Simply I though that your mouse is bored and I bought a boyfriend for her.
Roger put his carrot pie in the wardrobe and put a note on the door of the wardrobe. There was written "THERE IS NO CARROT PIE IN THE WARDROBE" in the note.
On the next day Roger came to the wardrobe and there werent carrot pie. But threre was a note on the door of it. In the note was written the following: "WEASELS DIDNT TOOK YOUR CARROT PIE".
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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Aug 18, 2007 2:12:10 GMT -5
LOL. That's funny. What are Anecdotes?
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Post by Mondo Gecko on Aug 18, 2007 2:44:58 GMT -5
Short, often humorous stories.
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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Aug 18, 2007 21:04:24 GMT -5
Oh, ok. Thanks.
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Post by netske on Aug 23, 2007 9:33:00 GMT -5
Thank you.
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Post by gardevoir on Aug 24, 2007 0:06:04 GMT -5
Ha, that anecdotes are funny!!!!!!!!!
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Post by netske on Aug 24, 2007 2:32:21 GMT -5
Here you are - a new anecdote:
Smartass told Stupid to paint windows.
Stupid came in the hour and asked:
- Boss, how do you think should I paint the window frames?
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Post by gardevoir on Aug 25, 2007 3:49:48 GMT -5
Ha HaHa!!!!!!!!!!! That's soo funny too!!
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Post by gardevoir on Aug 25, 2007 3:50:12 GMT -5
P.S: Did you make it up?
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Post by netske on Aug 25, 2007 3:51:26 GMT -5
No, simply I take anecdotes what are popular in Russia and put Roger Rabbit characters in them.
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Post by netske on Aug 25, 2007 8:23:25 GMT -5
And this is new anecdote:
Wheezy came to Psycho.
Wheezy: Hey, Psycho, how many chickens could you eat if your stomach was empty?
Psycho: Five
Wheezy: You cant eat five chickens.
Psycho: Why?
Wheezy: Because if you eat one chicken, your stomach wont be empy.
Psycho laughed.
After that he came to Greasy
Psycho: Hey, Grease, how many chickens could you eat if your stomach was empty?
Greasy: Three
Psycho: Its bad
Greasy: Why?
Psycho: Because if you said "five" instead "three" I told you soooooooooo funny story.
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Post by gardevoir on Aug 25, 2007 18:45:27 GMT -5
Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!
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Post by netske on Aug 29, 2007 8:18:19 GMT -5
A new one. Im sorry if the anecdote is not so funny:
Weasels came home and saw that their things are broken and some are laid on different places.
Smartass: Who got in our flat!? We'll teach you the lesson.
Vallinat saw Toon weasels and he decided to stop drinking arkohol.
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Post by gardevoir on Sept 1, 2007 0:38:38 GMT -5
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!!!!!!!!!!! Boy, that's a funny one too!!
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Post by netske on Sept 4, 2007 11:02:43 GMT -5
Roger and Jessica came to bookshop.
Roger: Hey, Jessica, is there "Men are women's leaders" book in this bookshop?
Jessica: Im sorry, Roger, but they dont sale fantasy books.
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