OK, OK, sorry. BUT...
CHAPTER 5, I BELIEVE...
Next chapter! Gomen nasai for taking so long, I was really, truly, utterly out of inspiration!! Writer’s block, I think...
I’m going to change the way of writing, changing the – for “”, a friend of mine called Aki said it was easier to follow the story that way, soooo...
BEGIN!!
A nice, sunny day had just begun.
Nansy and Sam ran out of their room with black bags under their eyes. They had stayed up all night discussing on their lyrics.
“Guys, listen up!!” Sam hollered hysterically to her friends “We did it! We’re geniouses!!”
“Please” Nansy rolled her eyes sarcastically “We had no inspiration, so we just wrote our silly versions of ‘Barbie Girl’. You know, that girly song from Aqua.”
Sam stuck her tongue out at Nansy. “ Well I think it’s brilliant. But not as good as Weird Al, I must say.”
“Sigh... You and Weird Al. Never mind, do you guys want to hear?”
“Of course!!” Sofie, Nutcase and Keith exclaimed in unison.
“OK, here goes version number one...” Nansy sighed. “ The Schizo version”
And her and Sam started singing:
She’s a sexy girl,
In an awful world...
She’s sarcastic, it’s fantastic!
She is always fair,
Wears perfume everywhere,
I just hate her, makes me wanna date her!
... Yeah?
Sofie, Keith and Nutcase started rolling on the floor, laughing.
“So... so that’s it?” Keith cackled.
“You couldn’t have done it better, jackass!!!” Sam screamed at him, enraged.
“OK, OK, chill! Gee, sorry!!!!”
“Is there another version?” Sofie asked.
“Unfortunately, yes. This was all Sam’s idea. But this one is... well...”
“It’s ultra mega cool!!” Sam jumped. “And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three!”
I’m a psycho girl,
My eyes always swirl
Ditch the plastic, blood’s fantastic!!
I can really scare,
Hear gunshots in the air,
Three massacres per hour,
Death sure is my power!!!
Come on killer, let’s go kill her
Ooh ooh ooh, yeah!
Come on killer, let’s go kill her
Uau, uau!
Do it, do it, do it wrong!
Make it, make it, make it worse!!
“Hee hee, the end!” they stuck their tongues out cutely.
“BRAVOOO!!! THAT ROCKED, IT ROCKED!!!!” Sofie applauded hysterically.
“We knew you would like it!”
“It was written for you, sis... Really, really written for you... oof...” Nutcase shook his hand in an exaggerated gesture.
“Hell yeah! Except the... Gun part... Right?” Keith moved away from Sofie for security.
“Don’t worry. I won’t kill you!!” Sofie smiled at him.
“YOOOOOOOOOO!! SING IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” A zooming sound was heard.
“What, who, when, why, where??” Sam looked all over the place.
“... ...Duck.”
“What duck are you talking about, Na-” Sam was cut off. Psycho had fallen on top of them both.
“I loved it, loved it!!!!!! Hee hee hee heeeeeee!!!!” He shook Sam and Nansy.
They laughed, and then Sophie # 1 appeared.
“Hey, Psycho, can you come for a moment?” she asked.
“Um... For what purpose exactly and precisely??” Psycho didn’t get an answer, he was dragged away.
“ Bye, Psycho!! Say hi to Wheezy for me!!!!!” Sam waved.
“Eheh heh...” He waved back.
They all went away from there (the common room, or one of them...) to search for new people/characters to meet.
Sam met a hyper young blonde Chinese girl called Purin Fong. She ate a lot, and performed endless tricks.
Sam was quite fond of young Purin.
Nansy met a girl with long purple hair called Kagami Hiiragi. She was calm, she liked tea, and she was good at many things. She was the oldest Hiiragi twin, and always looked after her disastrous sister Tsukasa.
She sat next to her and started chatting.
Keith was outside with this cute girl who looked like a pink fox/squirrel called Rosie (OK, her name is really Marron, but Rosie is so much cuter!).
He was teaching her how to skateboard. She had felt certain interest towards the skate, and wanted to know how to use it.
“...So first you put one foot on, and with the other one you take impulse. Then you place both feet on the skate. Got it?” Keith explained.
“I think so!” She smiled, and tried. But... She slipped, and fell off. She was still and quiet, laying on the floor.
“Oh my God, I’m a murderer!!!” Keith held his face, and cried out in alarm.
But, as they say, the silence comes before the storm. Rosie started wailing and weeping.
“Ooh, I’m sorry, Rosie!! Are you OK??”
“WAAAAAH!!!”
Sofie just said hello to diverse characters. She liked them all.
Nutcase wanted to chill out, and sat on a sofa with his Nintendo DS. He started playing Feel The Magic.
The weird black creatures with bunny hats appeared on the screen, singing their funny little song.
Next to him, a guy with orange hair and amber eyes played with a ball of yarn. Nutcase stared at him.
Then, the guy, who was by the way Kyo Sohma, started eating sardines. Tons and tons of sardines.
Nutcase decided to ignore him.
He focused on the black things singing ‘Teke teke’, the name of the song.
When he looked up and saw the black creatures actually in front of him, singing.
“Wow, dude... What a weird place...”
But back to Psycho.
“OK, get into this room. I’ll play this music for you” Sophie told him. She held up the Original Soundtrack of Amélie to him, so he could see it.
“But that’s girl’s music! Hee hee!! And I’m no girl! Hee hee hee!! You wish!!!!” Sophie just pushed him in.
“Don’t say that, you might like it” She wanted to see his reaction.
So he got in, Sophie closed the door and watched him through a big window. The CD started playing.
Psycho automatically held his hands together, smiled and started rocking from one side to another. He swayed all around the room, during all 20 songs.
He got out of the room humming the 20 songs in order.
“Woot, woot... Amazing. Did you like it, Psycho?”
“No, no, not like... Love... Hee hee!!” He smiled and giggled.
“Well, here you go. All yours.” She held out the CD to him.
“For me?? For real?? It’s not a dream?
? Aï, thanks!!!!!!” He grabbed the CD and ran off.
“Hey, boss, have you realized no chicas have paid any attention to me? I merezco more than this!!” Greasy huffed.
“Couldja just imagine why, Greasy??” Smart Ass asked him.
Greasy shook his head. “No, boss.”
“Because you’re a goddarned pervert. No girls like that.” He smirked.
“Ey, boss, be careful with what you say! You might be boss but I’m más older que tú!”
“Yes, yes, doncha confuse me. Hey, where’s Stupid?”
“Pffffff... Haven’t seen him all day... But don’t worry... Cough, cough... He’s probably just lost.” Wheezy said.
“Yeah, yeah, don’t worry, he says...” Smart Ass rolled his eyes. “Come on, Greasy, go look for him, will ya?”
“No, no, I no go, boss! Sorry!!”
Smart Ass glared at him. Greasy sighed and went off.
Then, Sophie popped in.
“Uh, Smart Ass, can I talk to you for a sec?” she asked.
“Why not?”
So she sat down, and started talking to Smart Ass.
Wheezy pretended he didn’t hear, but he got each and every word.
“So... What was ya gonna tell me?” Smart Ass asked, taking a sip of his coffee.
“I want Psycho to be under someone’s care” As Sophie said this, Smart Ass spit out his coffee. Sophie used a blocking spell, to prevent from being coffee stained.
“What!? What need is there to...!?”
“I want to see what happens.”
“You know what? I’m kinda getting sick of your “defenseless” experiments! You’re messin’ with people’s lives!!” Smart Ass yelled at her.
Sophie looked down at the floor ashamed.
“I...Just don’t think it’s comfortable to be some psychotic weasel and to be running around freely with no rules, no organization, no anything.”
“He’s not a weasel anymore, thanks to you” Smart Ass glared at her.
“Oh, OK, but that’s not my point. I want to know how he feels being taken care of.”
“You think he’s stupid and can’t take care of himself, or what!?” Smart Ass was getting red.
“On the contrary. He’s very intelligent, extremely intelligent” Sophie had laser-scanned him with her eyes “And I want that intelligence to be used for good. That’s another reason.”
She told Smart Ass a few other reasons, and finally convinced him.
“Oh, fine!! But if anything happens to him, you’ll pay dearly!!” He gave up.
“Don’t worry, it’ll be for the better.”
Wheezy smiled. He liked the idea.
“Who’s gonna take care of him?”
“You’ll see...” Sophie giggled.
“Now listen here, little missy!!” Smart Ass stood up, and pointed at Sophie “If you mess with him just one bit, I’ll hafta take dramatic consequences!! In da name o’da law, of course!!!”
He sat back down, breathing heavily, and took a huge sip of his coffee.
“Calm down, chief. Oh, and by the way...” Sophie started.
“What!?”
“... You have a coffee mustache.” She said pointing at his face.
Smart Ass blushed a dark shade of crimson, and wiped his face. He frowned and looked at the floor, tapping his feet.
“You’re really funny!” Sophie giggled.
“All right, outta here!!!” He screamed at Sophie.
“Sorry!!” She laughed and ran out.
“Caramba, boss, what a way to treat our hostess...” Greasy had come back with Stupid behind him. By the way, Stupid had been watching a movie in the huge TV room.
“Shut up. Don’t disappear like that again, Stupid.”
“But it was a good movie, boss!!” Stupid whined.
Smart Ass closed his eyes, slightly pissed off.
“Greasy’s right, boss. You act like you’re in love with her.” Wheezy stated, reading the newspaper.
“You’re sick, Wheezy...” Smart Ass glared at him with disgust. “Really sick, man...”
“Why’s that? It’s perfectly OK to be in love.”
Smart Ass threw his coffee cup at Wheezy. He dodged it, but got the message and shut up. Greasy laughed, and Stupid didn’t quite understand what was going on.
A while later, Smart Ass told Psycho about Sophie’s idea.
“So, any opinions?” Smart Ass asked Psycho, waiting for a sign of refusal.
Psycho lay back, and just said:
“Fine with me, boss...” Then he giggled.
Smart Ass was really pissed off, he walked away.
Psycho took out his CD and contemplated it, happily.
Outside, Keith sat next to Rosie.
“I give up, Two-Bits... I just can’t skate!”
“Aw, come on, practice makes perfect!” Keith cheered her up.
“Hey, guys!” Someone called out. It was Vázquez.
“Oh... Hi” Grumbled Keith.
“What are you doing?” Vázquez asked.
“We’re skating!! But it’s not easy...” Rosie sighed.
“Oh... Well, it’s easier to start with a bicycle! I have a spare one, why don’t you come learn how to ride?” Vázquez offered.
“Can I really?? Yaaay!! Thanks for your time, Two-Bits, I’ll come back to skate when I’ve mastered the bike! Bye!!” Rosie smiled and ran off.
“Goodbye!” Vázquez waved at him.
Keith was frozen. He couldn’t believe it. He started heating up. When Vázquez and Rosie were out of sight, he yelled:
“ I HATE YOU, WILLIAM VÁZQUEZ!!!!!!!!” He was redder than he ever was, and stomped his foot.
Nutcase observed the scene through a window, and shook his head. Suddenly, behind him, he heard a strange noise. It sounded like “Nunonuno? Nuununonoo!” and some other gibberish. He slowly turned around, to find...
The three black beings from his videogame once again!! He got so frightened, he started to yell and run away.
And we come to the end of a wonderful day. It was dinner time.
Outside, three people were about to ring the doorbell. One of them, a girl, muttered the words to ‘Eat It’, by Weird Al.
“I hope I meet the Happy Tree Friends!” She said. But the truth was, they hadn’t arrived yet.
“Yuck. Hey, what about meeting Jessica Rabbit? Now that’ll be a nice experience!!” Another person, a boy, exclaimed.
“Whatever! But what about you, Des?”
“Huh? Oh, me? Anyone, really. You know, I only care about the music...” The so-called “Des” confessed.
“Oh, party pooper...”
They rang the doorbell, and Sophie opened.
“Biskits, Des, Salvador! How nice to have you here! Come in, dinner is at the table!” Sophie welcomed them.
At night, after dinner, Diego, Paloma, and Sophie got into the Eye Spy van, leaving Inu Yasha (as usual) in charge of the house. They were going to the airport to pick up a very special person...
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The chapter is finished. Phew. It was long. The longest yet. I hope you liked it...
Let me tell you where some characters in this chapter come from:
Purin Fong- Tokyo Mew Mew
Kagami Hiiragi- Lucky Star
Rosie/Marron- YAT! Anshin
Kyo Sohma- Fruits Basket
Three Black Beings- Feel The Magic
Inu Yasha- Inuyasha (Huh? Why’s it written differently?)
Diego- My cousin
Paloma- My other cousin
Vázquez- My friend
Weird Al- A singer
Amélie- A really cool move
If I forget something, I’ll add it later. Sorry for the typos, if there are any. Thank you. (18 pages man!!!!!!)
Sokkï
