Magical House: Psycho saga

[Just Plain Rydell]

Hello, hello! This is my first fic, so please be nice!! The only characters I own in this chapter are: Sophie, Antilopa, Paloma, Diego and the cuckoo clock.Not many, but 'nyway... OK, let’s start!!!!



Magical House: Psycho Saga

At the Magical House, short for Sophie’s Magical House of Wonders, in central Tokyo, Sophie stepped into her laboratory. In this wonderful house of fun and games, many cartoon characters live in harmony. Well, with an occasional fight, but apart from that...

Sophie, the hostess, had formed a musical group with her cousins Paloma and Diego and some other characters: Inu Yasha, Antilopa, who was Inu Yasha’s cousin, Kagome, Sailor Moon nonetheless, Berry Shirayuki, Doremi Harukaze, and Shippou, the cute little fox demon.

But let’s start with the story. I was saying Sophie was in her lab. Sophie is a wizard of Professional Level, so she possesses amazing powers. Such as... necromancy (the art of reviving the dead). She was mixing various potions into one single formula. Her face was illuminated by the green glow it emitted, and her eyes twinkled gleefully.

Then, the doorbell rang. The cuckoo clock in the main hall started screeching:

Cuckoo!! Someone’s at the door!! Cuckoo!! CU-CKOOOOOO!!!!

-I’ll get it!-Pudding squealed joyfully-Who is iiit?

-I’m... Guess (pronounces the “s” like “th”)

-Hmmm... Our guest for today is... Roger Rabbit!!

-YEES!!!!

She opened the door and Roger, Jessica and Benny stormed in, followed by Baby Herman.

And surprise, surprise!! Roger turned into an anime rabbit-boy, Jessica became manga styled (the same with Herman, he turned into a very cute baby) and Benny, who entered being a cab, turned into a chauffeur!!

- WELCOME, NA NO DAA!!! (She hugs them)

-Thanks!!-they chorused, all except Herman.

-Hey, where are all the Japanese pretty gals?- he asked- Ooh, I see ‘em...

Back to Sophie. She pronounced the following words:

Memento mori, memento mori, memento mori: Irom otnemem, irom otnemem, IROM OTNEMEM!!!!! (“Memento Mori” means “remember you will die”, so she chants it backwards so it has the contrary effect)

Suddenly, rays of light descended from the glass ceiling back to earth. They didn’t have defined forms, but Sophie knew who they were.

-The dog returns to its owner, the child returns to his mother, the soul returns to the body, I order you to do so!!

And magically, all the rays of light started becoming bodies, flesh, blood, bones...

-Agh, where are we!? I felt like I was hit by a train!!!

“It worked” thought Sophie, happily


-Boss, where are we?

- How do you expect me to know!!

-Well, I thought...

- Don’t think, act, dammit!! How many times must I tell you!?

-Hey, Boss... Cough... Who’s she?

-I’m your necromancer.

-Necro-whaaaaat?

-“Necromancer”, Stupid.

-Oooh... And what’s that?

-It means I brought you fellas back to life- answered Sophie.

-Well, well, well... Thanks, then.

-You’re welcome, Smart Ass.

-!? How does she know my name!!??

-Heh heh! I know pretty much everything about you guys.

-Awesome...- they all said, amazed.

-But... I’m afraid to say it isn’t all perfect. You see... You don’t look the same anymore- she declared, sadly, as she apparated a mirror.

As they stared into it, Psycho’s eyes went bigger, and bigger, and they nearly rolled cleanly off his face, but thank God they didn’t.

END OF CHAPPY 1

I know, I know, it was short!! Sorry!! Hopefully, the next ones will be longer! REVIEW!!! THX!!!!!!!!!!!

[Just Plain Rydell]

Oh, geez, sorry... U.U But, each person has their own idea of a fanfic, so I bet that when you see my pics, you'll love 'em (don't worry, Jessica and Herman weren't change almost at all) Of all the pics I made, Psycho's my fave.

[Eternity]

Quite an unusual fic, but I mean that in a good way. Keep going!

[netske]

Good start. The fic is going to become interesting.

[Veggirl]

Hmm, Roger Rabbit characters turned into Anime.

[Just Plain Rydell]

Thanks for all the comments!!!!!!! Yes, Spikey, don't worry, they turn into Toons many times throughout the story (It's gonna be long) for they are constantly visiting Toon Town (well, not constantly, but many times)

KuRuMi

[netske]

When are going to upload next chapter?

[Just Plain Rydell]

Tomorrow, I guess... He he!! It features funny Toon Patrol scenes and at the end, a very scared Psycho.

[Larissa Gaines. (:]

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good job on putting InuYasha in hes H-O-T!!!!!! ;D o & btw good goin 4 ur first time

[Sewer Weasel]

OH MAN!!! This is a fic I'm looking forward to. Keep the chapters coming, pleeease! Oh, I think I guess can guess how they look like. They're humans! Riiiiight?? Am I right???

[Sodapop]

YEH YEH YEH YEH!!! MORE!! xD

[Just Plain Rydell]

Thank you for all your wonderful comments!! I'll try writing some more 2day. I'm glad you liked it!! I love y'all!!!! Btw, just so you guys know, this isn't my first fic!! I have some more on Fanfiction.net and a ton more stored in my computer!!!!! Thanks again!!!!!! TILL NEXT TIME HEEHEE!!!!!!!

[Larissa Gaines. (:]

i bet their anime, since roger & co turned anime, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight??

[Just Plain Rydell]

Yes, they are!!
If I get your email I can send you some pics before I post them here!!

(I´m not a bad artist)

[Just Plain Rydell]

OK!!! I’m finally back!!!! Hi!! Disclaimer!! I own Sophie, Nariri, Antilopa, Tomoyo (1) and… No one else. Let’s start!!


-Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophie emitted a nervous laugh.
-This… Is… Muy raro.
-Eh, I like my pants!!!
-Overalls, Stupid, overalls…
Smart Ass couldn’t believe it. He just couldn’t believe it. He was a HUMAN.
-YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! YIPEEYIPEEYIPEEEEEEEEE!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEE!!!
Psycho fell to the floor laughing out of sheer delight.
-Oh, sí, ahora las chamacas estarán a mis pies…
That translates to “Oh, yeah, now all the girls will surrender to my feet”.
So, Smart Ass, out of his belief, had to raise his voice.
-WHAT’S SO GREAT ABOUT THIS!?
- Bueno, Boss, you see, you’re more guapo like this…
-I DON’T GIVE A **** HOW HANDSOME I AM (or do I?)!!!!! THIS LITTLE TWIT JUST CHANGED US COMPLETELY!!!
-Excuse me!! I, the little twit, just brought you blokes back to life!!
Sophie felt offended by Smart Ass’s cold words.
-I’m happy… (cough, cough)
-Wheezy!?
-I mean, Boss, it’s not very easy to be a weasel, a smoking one, enter a store, and ask for a packet of Marlboro’s, if you know what I mean…
Smart Ass was out of speech.
-Sí, Boss, it’s easier to go on dates too…
‘He always has to put that first”, thought Smart Ass.
-Eh, yeah, boss, and to buy candy!
-Candy!!! Booooooos, think about the candyyyyyyyy, pweeeeeeeeeease!!!!
-Grrr, it’s normal coming out of Stupid’s mouth, but you, Psycho, how can you be so kidlike!?
-Because that’s just how he is. Face it, Smart Ass, being human has many advantages.
Sophie thought she would end the discussion with those words.
But suddenly, Keroro, Kururu, Tamama, Giroro, Dororo and Nariri, the Keroro Platoon, appeared running by.
-Wha…FROGS!?
-Well, you see…
-You can have frogs but you can’t have weasels. Very fair, yes, veeeeery fair…
-Well, I just can’t allow myself to have a thousand talking animals in my house…
-But why THEM and not US!?
-Because they are a race.
-!?
-A race of alien frogs. Changing them to humans would be changing a whole species: the Keronians. And, I mean, you’re only five, and it isn’t that bad…
Smart Ass looked at himself in the mirror, and to his comrades, and back into the mirror… He was pretty handsome.
-Oh, alright, but only if those frogs change to humans temporarily.
-Euh… I don’t know if they’ll want to…
But the Keroro Platoon was delighted to become human, once again.
-There. Happy now?
Smart Ass nodded. The real reason why Sophie had turned into humans was because she was curious to see what they were like (and ‘cause she thought it would be more easy for them to integrate into society), but she kept this to herself.
Suddenly, Psycho walked up to her and asked:
-Where are my buckles?
Smart Ass rolled his eyes:
-Come on, Psycho, what kind of question is THAT!? On your back and sleeves, of course!!
-Are you sure, Boss?
He sounded really suspicious.
-Well, yeah-wait, where are your buckles!?
It was true. The buckles on his straitjacket were gone.
Sophie thought it was time to explain.
-I removed the buckles from his straitjacket so they couldn’t take him away.
-Oh… So what are those weird things at the end of his sleeves??
-Magnets.Freaky… But kinda smart, huh?
-YUP!!!!!!!!! G, THANKS, PERSON-WHO’S-NAME-IS-A-MYSTERY!!!!!!!!
-It’s Sophie, didn’t I tell you?
Well, the “weasels” had the same clothes, but I’ve got to say their face changed a bit…
Smart Ass had light brown hair and amber eyes. His skin was a pinkish tone, I mean normal.
Greasy had greasy black hair and cerulean eyes.
Wheezy had bluish grey hair and green eyes (I know they’re maroon in the movie, but I thought green would look nice). His skin had a grayish tone to it.
Stupid had chestnut hair and chocolate brown eyes. His skin was in perfect state.
But Psycho was bizarre.
He had dark brown hair, OK, but with a white stripe in the middle. His eyes were still blue, but with yellow, white and ORANGE swirls. Under his sleeves, his nails were long, and his hands were small, like a child’s. His teeth were the longest, and sharpest of his team. He was unnaturally white, chalk-white.
He was not normal.
When they said thanks to Sophie and went around the house to explore and meet new people, everyone’s eyes went directly onto Psycho. He just waved.

------------------------------With Smart Ass------------------------
He was walking around, when suddenly this small guy (Yacchi from Mirmo!) yelled at him:
-Hey, what’s with the pink suit? Outta the closet, or what?
Then he sneered.
Smart Ass was mad. He grasped little Yacchi and said in a low, threatening tone:
-I dress in pink because… It’s bizarre, but when I bought it, it was red. But that idiotic washerwoman did something wrong and it was never red again. And they say pink is for tough guys, so another word from your mouth like that and I flush you down the toilet. Is it clear?
Yacchi nodded, petrified. Smart Ass let him go, and he flew away.
Smart Ass laughed a bit.

-------------------------------------Greasy---------------------------

He was following a cute girl (Ayu from Super GALS!), and trying to talk to her.
Ayu stopped, and he grabbed her hand. Greasy started saying:
-Hola, guapa! I’m Greasy, and-
But he couldn’t go on, for Ayu had a glass of water in one hand, and Greasy had scared her so much she threw her glass in the air. The water fell on Greasy’s head, and yes, his hair.
A minute of silence.
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------Stupid----------------------------
He was munching on a Mars bar, minding his own business, when he reached the TV room. He walked straight in.
Tomoyo (1) and her sister Doremi (from Ojamajo Doremi) were watching The Power Puff Girls. Suddenly, a big, “scary” monster appeared on the screen.
Stupid fainted.

-------------------------------------Wheezy------------------------
His mouth was a bit dry, so he decided to go to the bathroom to drink some water.
First he walked into the billiard room, then into the attic, and finally, when he found a door with a label on it, he thought he had reached it. He didn’t even bother reading the label.
When he walked inside, he saw… Natsumi in underwear and a bra (from Sgt.Keroro)
There was a scream, and then a SLAP!!
Wheezy walked out of her room so dizzy, he walked into the patio and fell into the fountain. His hat floated to the surface.
Since the fountain’s water was pure, he just drank out of there.

----------------------------------Psycho!----------------------------
Inu Yasha was cooking (he’s in charge of cooking and cleaning, so he has the biggest room, made of gold), when he heard the clock on the kitchen wall say:
-Inu Yasha, you are required in the dining room.
-Oh, all right, all right!! Darn, all the work for me! Only me!! I need an assistant!!
-Hey, I help you a lot cooking all your food! So a little respect!
That was Calcifer, the fire demon speaking (he’s from Howl’s Moving Castle)
-Yeah, but you can’t compare-
-INU YASHA!!!!!!!
-OK, I’m coming!!!!!!!!!
When he left, a little smiling face with swirling eyes popped out from behind the kitchen door.
-Hee hee, the kitchen’s all for me…
He started juggling tangerines like crazy (he got to eight tangerines), and when he got bored he left them back on the counter. Then he spotted the fish.
He grabbed it, and held it like a sword.
-HA! Davy Jones, you have nothing to do against me! I have a lethal weapon!!!
He pointed the fish towards the invisible Davy.
Then, he grabbed a knife, and peeled the fish, till he only left the bone. Then he screamed:
-Oh, no!! You ruined my sword!!! I’m disarmed!!!! MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-GASP!!
Momoko, from Wedding Peach, had been watching all of this. She dropped dead to the floor.
-Um… Help?
----------------------------------------Later--------------------
Momoko was feeling better, and it was time for lunch. Sophie called everyone through a megaphone:
-OK, PEOPLE, IT’S TIME FOR LUNCH! DON’T FORGET TO THENK INU YASHA FOR THE WONDERFUL FOOD!! ENJOY!!!
-HIYA, HIYA, HIYA!!! I’M THE NEW REPORTER OF CHANNEL FIVE, AND I WANT TO SAY THAT THE FISH YOU ARE GOING TO EAT IS FREE OF ANISAKIS!!!! DON’T FORGET TO EAT YOUR GREENS!!! BYE-BYE!!!! HEEHEE!!!!
-UM, OK, THAT WAS PSYCHO, A NEW GUEST, THANK YOU.
Everyone laughed a bit and walked to the huge dining room.
Smart Ass was giving all his carrots to his neighbor Rika (from Digimon 3),
Greasy drank a liter of beer every 10 minutes, Stupid added sugar to his food, Wheezy definitely was losing his taste-buds, for he thought the food tasted like sand, and Psycho was choking on a potato (he stuffed the whole thing in his mouth).

They all lounged around a while, watching movies and eating popcorn.

----------------------------------At night-------------------------

Each one had his own room.
Smart Ass’s room was big and with a computer, and it was next to Stupid’s, in case he was afraid at night.
Stupid’s was full of plushies and stuffed animals.
Greasy’s was green with Mexican masks on the walls (kind of like me) and away from everyone else, for he snored.
Wheezy’s had a “Smokers” sign on his door, it was kind of messy, and he had a photo camera on his desk.
Psycho was next to Wheezy in a cushioned room (pillows on the walls, ceiling and floor)
and a plain white bed.
He couldn’t sleep. He was alive again! He was so happy he wanted to jump. So he did. After half an hour of jumping, he started feeling sleepy. He got into bed and closed his never-still eyes.
But then he heard a noise. It wasn’t any noise, it was the noise of rusty wheels screeching on the wooden floor. It was getting closer. Psycho started freaking out, and hid his head under his blankets. He started sweating and shaking, and tossing and turning.
The noise stopped right in front of his door. Why did he have to leave it open!?
He couldn’t take it anymore. He let out a loud, high-pitched scream.

END OF CHAPTER 2

Hope you guys liked it!! I know there is more Psycho than anyone else, but it is called “Psycho saga”! Please read and review!!!!!!!!

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