Who Shot Gendo Ikari? a Toon Patrol Mystery.

[julayla]

Chapter 15: Confronting Sailor Iron Mouse

The two slashed and dashed, trying to hit one another as Darth Vader and Galaxia continued fighting each other.

"You'll never win!" the Sith said to her. "Everyone knows that I am better than you."

"Over my dead body!" shouted the evil senshi.

Just then, the two saw the crowd heading inside.

"Oh no you don't!" Galaxia said, jumping on top of Vader as she followed.

"Get back here!" He shouted, following her.

The other three sighed as they followed them.

Hospital

Inside, Miyako and Ami noticed the crowd heading to Gendo's room, then gasped as they saw them coming closer. The two quickly blocked the angry mob's way quickly.

"STOP!" they shouted.

"Please, don't hurt Sailor Iron Mouse!" Ami said, "She's innocent...this time!"

"Besides," Miyako began, "it's not like she's starting to choke Gendo Ikari, is he?"

Just then, the door opened and there inside the room was a furious Sailor Iron Mouse choking Gendo angrily.

"You're so very stupid, you jerk!" she shouted to him.

Just then, Gendo finally began speaking, "What the heck are you doing? Fuyutsuki, who is this stupid mouse girl choking me?"

She angrily shouted, "D'oh!"

Then, the mouse senshi grabbed the Dip gun, pointing it to his head as the others pointed their weapons toward her.

"Say it!" she shouted, "Say I never shot you...uh, before."

"Shot? By you?" asked Gendo.

Then he laughed as he continued, "I'm afraid not, my primitive friend. Your kind has neither the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to operate a firearm."

"Say it in English, or a language we can understand!" Greasy shouted.

"I think he means that Sailor Iron Mouse didn't do it." Sango said to him.

"Now," Gendo began, "the one who actually did the shot was..."

He then looked at the room, gasping as he pointed to the one he looked fearful at.

All he could say was, "You!"

[Cobrawolf]

Chapter The Last: ChibiChibi and Nadia.........The Shooters?!

Everyone Looked at who He pointed at and saw Nadia, wearing a Trench coat holding the one who was being pointed at......CHIBICHIBI!

"What?!?" Everyone said. "Ok, Gendo gone off his rocker." Smart Ass said. "No, you dumb Weasel" Gendo said, "ChibiChibi was the Helper of The Shooter!" then he Pointed at Nadia and said "There Is Your Shooter! Nadia Ra Al-war !" everyone gasped as Sango soon Pulled The Trench Coat off and soon everyone saw what was under that........Nadia in her Clothes COVERED IN INK!

"Yes everyone...........I did it" Nadia said "and It was Because He was trying to take candy from ChibiChibi!" everyone gasped at that and Looked at Gendo. "I will tell you what Happened." Gendo started. "With the sun-blocker in
place and the town aghast, I was on top of the world. So I wanted to kick up my heels and indulge my sweet tooth."

(Flashback)

Gendo was Walking to the Parking lot when he saw ChibiChibi walking around "Oh, it's you: what are you so happy about?" ChibiChibi soon held up her Lollipop..

(In the present)

Iron Mouse soon Pulled out a Lolipop and Gendo soon said "yes....That is The one! Fuyutsuki had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from ChibiChibi, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."

(Flashback)

"Well I think you Better Drop it!" Gendo said coming over to her

(Present)

"But the old axiom was misleading: taking the candy proved exceedingly difficult."

(Flashback)

"I said drop it!" Gendo said as He Grabbed The Lollipop and It was a Tug of War as the Gun fell out. Gendo soon hear a "GET YOUR HANDS OFF!" and soon let go to turn to the Person, only to find Nadia pointing The gun........and shooting it!

(present)

"Stricken, I lurched forth in search of aid, but finding only slack-jawed gawkers, I gave up and collapsed on the Town Center" Gendo said "Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to ChibiChibi and Nadia's Names!" Smart Ass said, Hopeful with Ami and Miyako smiling.

"What? No! With my last ounce of strength, I sucked out my gold fillings and swallowed them. Those paramedics have sticky fingers." Gendo said

While this was happening, Yami Bakura came up Behind Ichigo and put His own Millennium Ring around her neck and soon Yami Bakura took control of Ichigo while Ryo Bakura fainted.

Outside, The Sky Darkened and Black Lightning Crashed.

"Well, I'm just relieved that Iron Mouse's safe and that you'verecovered and that we can all get back to normal. If ChibiChibi could talk I'm sure she'd apologize for shooting you. Like I am" Nadia said "I'm afraid that's insufficient." Gendo said and Told Sango "Officer: arrest them" But suddenly Ichigo Soon Jumped up and Grabbed Gendo "DIE GENDO IKARI! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Then Gendo Ikair was soon thrown Though The window and right into The Parking lot, Good News is was that He was alive..........Bad News He soon got ran over by a Steamroller being Driven by Homer Simpson. Homer got out and saw who he ran over "D'oh!" he said.

"OH MY KAMI! SHE KILLED GENDO!" Vader said, "Nah, who cares, no one liked him anyway." Galaxia said. "You do have a Point." Obi Wan said as everyone but Three Cheered Gendo's Death. Ichigo was confused "Nani?' She said. Fuyutsuki was crying his eyes out while Bakura, with The Millennium Ring, got up and left.

"But I still can't Belivie Gendo wanted ChibiChibi in Jail." Sarah said. "No jury in the world's going to convict a baby. Mmm...maybe Texas." ""Besides, she didn't mean it..." Usagi said while ChibiChibi said "Chibi Bang! Chibi Bang!"


Kaiba soon saw something on The table and picked it up and was shocked. "Hey! Look at This!" He said everyone looked and saw a Check that was to be sent to Hezboalah.

Later that day, The APD and The FBI soon uncovered that Gendo was useing The Money from that Oil well to fund Terror Groups like COBRA, Shadowloo and Hazboalah to name a few. KaibaCorp soon took over NERV and The Oil soon funded The High School.

6 weeks later

Toon Town had been Rebuilt thanks to The Animes and The Star Wars Characters helping out. While in CHAOS HQ, Yami Bakura was sitting on The Thorne Reading a Newspaper, his Coup had gone well, with Sailor Chaos and Eric Cartman trapped in The Shadow Realm and Gendo dead He was now The Ruler of CHAOS and soon The whole World. He was reading about something. "hum." He said "The Beyond Ruby.......This might help me with a............Weasel Problem." He soon Laughed as a New Adventure started for The Toon Patrol.

The End.

[Cobrawolf]

spikey said:

All I can say is: Wow!, this was an awesome fan fic parody, and the ending left some new weasel adventures open. I almost could have guessed who shot Gendo, but there was an was array of characters so it was somewhat pretty hard to guess.
Good to see that it varied from the original, but a little person was still involved.

Even though Gendo was an awful person, he did not deserve to get killed like that, he could have ended up in jail for a very long time or so instead if his shady businesses had been discovered earlier, but whatever

Well, Gendo is in The Anime Version of Hell known as...........The Shadow realm.

Gendo: Why am I here? (Is foating in The Shadow Realm)

Sailor Chaos: Blame Bakura.

Eric Cartman: Yeah, Blame Ring Boy.

See what I meen?

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spikey said:

Oh, I understand, so there is a Anime verison of hell too, I didn't know that. But why should Bakura be blamed, when it was Ichigo who killed Gendo, im a little confused?

Bakura took over Ichigo's Body just to kill Gendo. Bakura wants to take over The world and Destroy The Toon Patrol.