Who Shot Gendo Ikari? a Toon Patrol Mystery.

[Cobrawolf]

Note to everyone: Me and Julayla do not own The Toon Patrol or any toons or animes that will appear. and no we did not bribe Seto Kaiba.

Kaiba: Lier!

Now on with The story.

Chapter one: Oil and Boil and Troubles

Animeville High School

It all started when Buka The Rat Died, just before any Kids came to school, The Headmaster, Owner of The School and CEO of Kaiba Corp, Seto Kaiba soon told The Cat girl, Ichigo of the Tokyo Mew Mews to bury The Dead Half eaten Rat (Guess how The Rat Died?)

"You want Me to Bury The Rat because i ate it? FORGET IT!" Ichigo yelled at Kaiba, who just looked at her, "You are going to do it or would you like to talk to Mr Blue Eyes White Dragon, our new Vice Principle?" Kaiba said as he pulled out The Card he was well known for useing in duels.

So Poor Ichigo was digging a hole for the dead rat, grumbleing. "why should I have to dig this dumb hole for that rat," She said, "I never did like that rat anyway......" just as she reached six feet, The Shovel soon started shakeing, along with The school grounds. Ichigo started backing away when Kaiba showed up. "why are you backing away from The hole and what is with that Shakeing?" he said as he pulled the shovel out......

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With The force of 12,000 Hyrdogen Bombs the blast of The newly founded Oil Well was heard all The way to Toon Town.

Weasel Territory

"That sounded like a blast in Animeville!" Gressey said as The Toon Patrol heard The Blast. "Nyah, Animeville it Two miles away Greese." Smart Ass said. Sarah Looked out to where Animeville was. "There appears to be something Black coming up from The Ground Near Animeville High." she said looking at The Oil Gysser riseing up. The weasels soon looked out the window. "Ok Guys and gals," Smart Ass said, "We are heading for Animeville" Gressey soon Radioed to The TTPD HQ, "We need a Oil Rig soon."

GeoFront, NERV HQ, Outside Animeville looking at The oil coming from The ground was The head of NERV, The Guy who could make Eric Cartman look like Mr. Rogers, Gendo Ikari, aka The Fat *Beep* who turned his son into a Angel Killing Machine and owned most of The Power Plants in Animeville and Toon Town.

"This is going to make me a Very Rich Man." He said to him self. With that Oil, Gendo would be richer then anyone in California., even The Goverener would be in the Poor House.

"That Oil will be mine!" He said

CHAOS HQ, Downtown Animeville

Kanna, one of Naraku's Detachments was busy planning to Launch a Missile at Inuyasha to help Naraku when Seto Kaiba came crashing though The roof.

"Don't mind me..." he said as he passed out, Covered in Oil. Kanna soon done what anyone who was in a Evil Villain Group who was payed by Kaiba Corp NOT to Kill Yugi (Bakura Ignored that of course).................call 911.

This is how it started.

[Cobrawolf]

No replies?

[julayla]

Sorry, didn't had time. Anyway, I hope to find a way to think the next part up. And since Spikey's not involved with this, you may have to edit out his name in the credits.

[julayla]

Chapter Two: Iron Mouse's Frustration

GeoFront, NERV HQ, Outside Animeville

At a meeting, Gendo Ikari was finishing the meeting with some villains as he said, "Now, before we adjourn, my allies, I have one last matter of utmost importance. I need to send this parcel with the profit projections to Jafar in the Agrahbah Badlands. And it absolutely, positively 'has' to be there overnight."

"Yes, sir." the members said.

Then, Gendo handed the parcel to a man named Gozaburo, who handed the parcel over to Zirconia, who handed it over to a cat named Katz.*

*A/N: I'm going to use the PPGZ fanfic series version of him if it's okay.

The cat looked at the employee saying, "Forgot prende asked for highly pressing package of power plant profit projections for Jafar in Agrahbah Badlands."

Then, each employee passed it down to one office to another until it reached to the office of a white haired girl in a mouse suit named Sailor Iron Mouse. She gasped as she noticed the package, then quickly snatched it and headed to Gendo's office.

At Gendo's office, she placed it down in front of him, saying, "Here's your package, Mr. Ikari!"

He frowned, sputtering, "My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate."

He then turned to a woman named Neherina asking, "Neherina, who is this nincompoop?"

The girl frowned, thinking, 'Oh man, this is just like him. I've worked hard for a long time and he never even remembers my name. Well, that's about to change!'

She then began to speak as Gendo pressed the button, "My name is Sailor Iron-ow!"

She then got hit on the head by a small anvil.

"Hmm, sounded large when I ordered it." he muttered to himself before sighing and continuing as he glared at her, "I can't make hide nor hair of these metric booby traps."

Animeville High School

Back at the school, Miyako with Amy Mizuno was talking to the principal of the school as the blonde girl asked, "I believe we should open a program for the music department."

"Yeah, we've got a really great instructor lined up." she said, pointing to the door.

Out stepped a man playing the horn as they gasped.

"Midvalley the Hornfreak!" Seto and Ichigo exclaimed.

Amy then said, "He's ready to give up being a member of the Gung-Ho-Guns and settle into a nice teaching job."

He grinned to Seto, saying, "These two have told me all your students are as bright and dedicated to jazz as she is."

The two laughed nervously as the owner of Kaiba Corp grinned, placing an "Approved" Stamp on the paper.

"Next!" he said.

After a while, the Toon Patrol came in, looking at the school, now partially an oil factory.

"Wow, I can't believe this school got so much oil," Sarah said to him.

"Duh, yeah," Stupid began, "it even converted to a oil pump."

Then, the intercom began to buzz with a voice saying, "Excuse me, Seto. There's one more student here to see you...someone named Gutsman or something."

Seto grew suspicious, then sighed and said, "Send him in."

Then, in came Gendo Ikari in a badly made Gutsman costume as he walked up to the desk.

"Guts, guts, Seto," he began, doing a bad impression, "I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh?"

He then tried sitting on the desk, trying to place his leg up.

He then continued, "Well, me and my fourth form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern."

Seto groaned, telling him, "Listen here, Gendo."

He gasped while Kaiba continued, "It was naive of you think I would mistake this town's most prominent fat man for one of my students."

He frowned, glaring angrily at Kaiba as he said, "I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain! I own the electric company, and the water works -- plus the hotel on Naoko Avenue!"

"That hotel's a dump and your monopoly's pathetic. This school's oil well is not for sale, particularly to a blackhearted scoundrel like yourself." Smart Ass told the fat man.

Gendo then prepared to attack as he said, "I see. Then I'll just have to...attack you!"

Furiously, he tried attacking, but to no avail due to Psycho and Greasy tripping the fat man to the ground.

"Senor," Greasy began, "he said it ain't for sale."

"Help me, men!" Gendo shouted.

Then, a few of his men came, one of them trying to use stables at Seto.

The man sighed, saying, "Please, don't waste the staples."

Gendo and his men groaned. It would seem they would need to try another way to get the oil.

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Chapter Three: He Stoups to Conquer.

At Cafe Mew in Animeville Park, Usagi, Nadia, Shinji, Asuka and Sailor Iron Mouse were talking. "I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities" Nadia said, Usagi looked at her, all glum. "Big deal."She said " They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible"


"It is unfeasible to resurrect the dead, Usagi." Asuka said " And even if Capitan Kangaroo was alive I doubt he'd want to hang around with you." Usagi Shrugged. "Oh yeah. I guess he'd probably want to be with his Family or something, huh?"

Iron Mouse on the other hand was pissed off. mostly at Her Boss, and The fact that he always forgot her name. Perhaps she could ask Yami Bakura (Who was in charge while Sailor Chaos was spending six Weeks in Rio with Eric Cartmen and Misato, or so he said.) to send Gendo to the Shadow Realm or Chop him of and feed the bits to Usagi and tell her it is Beef Pocky Bits. "Oh, I hate my job. I mean, what's the point when your boss doesn't even remember your name?" She said That was when Sarah and Psycho came in to The Cafe. "Well at lest My dad hasn't done anything Stupid.........Yet" Shinji said, "Don't Tell me...Gendo is at it again?" Sarah said walking over to them.

"Yep," Usagi said "He dressed as a student and tried shooting Seto Kaiba with Staples." Soon she started laughing as did the rest of them.

"You better be laughing that that Son in law of mine and not at Me!" said a Deep dark Voice. They turned and saw the Co-head of Security and Dark Lord of The Sith, Darth Vader...........in The maid like Uniform of the Mew Mew Girls when they were Working in The cafe. everyone in the Cafe stayed quiet.....then Grievous walked by."Well, well Vader....You starting to Crossdress?" the Cyborg General of The Droid Army said, then Everyone started laughing. Vader was now pissed off, But He didn't want to face The Anger of Mint, who was waiting for her Tea. and Mint was more powerful then Palpatine, who was with her........waiting for his Tea.

"Well Iron Mouse," Sarah said, "I have an idea." Iron Mouse looked at the Weasel from Toon Town, "What? What's your idea?" "When my father was first trying to catch my mother's eye, he senther a box of candy with his photo in it. After that, she never forgot him." Sarah said, Iron Mouse looked at Sarah again. "That's all well and good, but it's not really your idea, is it now, Sarah?" Yoda walked by soon saying, "Missed The Point, Iron Mouse characteristically has."

CHAOS HQ, Downtown Animeville

Watching the Building of The Oil Well, Gendo looked at with with Hate. "That's it. Fumble about with your widgets and do-bobs. It will all be a monument to futility when my plan comes to fruition." He soon looked at his own Drilling Team, made of of NERV Agents and Neo-Atlantian Troops. a Sign read "CHAOS Oil........Makeing The world a Better Place..............To Destroy." Gendo's Deputy Commander and close Friend, Kôzô Fuyutsuki, look at Gendo and sighed."Sir... What I am about to say violates every sycophantic urge in my body, but I wish you would reconsider.This isn't a rival company your battling with: it's a school. People won't stand for it." Fuyutsuki said, "Pish posh," Gendo said, looking though his binoculars, "it will be like taking candy from ChibiChibi," Gendo soon saw ChibiChibi eating some Candy, "that sounds like a larf. Let's try it right now."

"Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir." Fuyutsuki said, Pointing to the Box that Iron Mouse left. "Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?"

Gendo looked at the Box. "Oh, very well." The two started eating till they were sick, Then Fuyutsuki saw a Picture in The Box. "Now look, there's a photo in here" he said, Gendo looked at it. "Ah yes, I believe that's Sailor Aluminum Siren, the woman who found my precious teddy bear Bobo. Oh, and that Lead Crow gal, my former Bodyguard. Oh and um, that's uh, Tin Cat, she was my heir for a brief period, you know?" He said. then he saw one last Piece. "what is that Piece of candy, Fuyutsuki?" Gendo said. "the sour quince log, sir" Fuyutsuki said., That Piece of camdy was Covering Iron Mouse's Face. "Ew! Dispose of it." Gendo said " And, uh, send a thank you note to Siren, Crow and Cat for Me."

end of Chapter Three

[Cobrawolf]

Yep and More Anime Characters are on their way

[julayla]

Chapter Four: Mickey's Dog's Injured

Animeville High School

Later, the next day, the crowd gathered around as Seto Kaiba, next to his brother Mokuba, began to announce what would happen that day.

"My fellow Animeville Citizens." Seto began, "Today Animeville High embarks on a new era: an era of unbridled spending where petrodollars will fuel our wildest educational fantasies. These young minds will enjoy every academic advantage until they have graduated to the proper colleges, which has no oil, I bet."

He then pointed as he said, "Now to switch on our oil pump for the very first time, here's our top student, Ami Mizuno."

A voice shouted, "Nerd!"

Ami ignored it as she threw the switch. Then, the ground began to rumble until only a squirt of one drop of oil came out.

Mokuba, looking at the radar, gasped, "There's no pressure. Someone else has tapped this well!"

"Aye Caramba!" Midvalley shouted.

Unknown to any of them, the pipe was becoming short to reach the pool of oil in the crust as another pipe was sucking the oil down. The oil was now going into a familiar oil factory that Gendo's men had built as the boss laughed wickedly.

"Ah, soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its precious fluid. Almost sexual, isn't it, Fuyutsuki?"

Fuyutsuki chuckled a bit nervously. Then, all of a sudden, the oil, which was pointing to Toon Town, shot oil as the workers there cheered.

"Excellent," Gendo grinned wickedly.

Mickey's House, ToonTown

At Mickey's place, Pluto was sleeping in his dog house until he heard something rumbling. He then gasped, then he with his doghouse were hit. The dog house was broken as Mickey came out.

"Pluto?" Mickey asked.

He then gasped as he saw his dog in the wreckage.

"Holy Christmas! Pluto!"

He rushed to his dog, covered in oil. The mouse quickly dug him out of the wreckage of his dog's house, seeing Pluto howl, due to his leg being broken.

"Oh, Pluto." Mickey said, hugging his dog.

Toon Town Hospital, Uptown Toon Town

A bit later, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy looked at Ludwig Von Drake, who helped Pluto, in a cast on his leg with a doggy wheelchair out of the "Emergency" room.

"Well, Mickey, your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, and he's free to go. His legs should be as good as new in a few weeks," he began, "but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout."

Mickey just looked down as he hugged his dog, saying, "I'll get even with whoever did this to you, boy, I swear it."

The professor then realized something, saying, "Whoops, almost forgot. Wouldn't want you gnawing on those casts, eh boy?"

He then placed a huge cone on Pluto's head, making one of the owners with a parrot laugh at him while Mickey, Donald, and Goofy glared at them.

Donald quietly said to himself, "Maybe we should get the Toon Patrol to arrest them."

[julayla]

Don't worry, more will appear, and oh, I almost forgot to mention, Miyako from PPGZ did make a cameo in this in chapter 2.

[Cobrawolf]

Chapter Five: Gendo's Evil Spreads

Seto Kaiba didn't like this, He had fond out that Gendo was The one who had took The Oil and now The Oil derrick was nothing more then a eye sore. He was tempted to go after Gendo and sic his Blue Eyes White Dragon on him and Watch Gendo Burn to death. "I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Gendo and his slant-drilling operation." Mokuba said. "The oil belongs to whoever pumped it first."

This was becoming a Bad day and it was getting worse, Sesshomaru was griping about Oil Blasting out of The Ground in Parts of Animeville and now reports of a Eruption of Oil in Toon Town.

Ichigo soon came in, fallowed By Grievous, Vader, Amy and Miyako. "What about all the expensive stuff we wanted? Can we still have it?" Ichigo asked, "Yeah? what about that Stuff?" Said Smart Ass as he and The Toon Patrol came in with Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Jessie, James, Mewoth and of course, Sango, The Sheriff of Animeville and Demon Slayer Pro. Kaiba looked at them "No!" was all Seto said.

Suddenly, Stupid soon Ripped his Shirt and Screamed "uhh.....Blast it!" Ichigo Sweatdroped along with James "I don't get it?" James said.

"In fact, to pay for the construction and operation and demolition of our new derrick" Seto said, "the school will have to eliminate all nonessential programs: music --" Midvalley Was so Shocked that he punched through his bongos, "and maintenance."

Ichigo was soon pissed off "Argh, I'll kill that Mr. Burns! And, er, wound that Fuyutsuki. Out of my way!" She said as she headed back home as Yugi, Iron Mouse and The other Animates came in. "Oh no, that's awful, Seto!" Yugi said. "Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too." Sailor Lead Crow said. Aluminum Siren soon looked at Iron Mouse "Mouse, How can you work for such a man, Sure Galaxia-sama is a bit harsh, but Gendo is Evil." Siren said. "Well, he's not all bad. He did send me this nice thank-you card." Iron Mouse said, Kyle soon grabbed The card and read it "'Siren, Crow, and Cat.,' Sorry Mouse your name isn't on this." Kyle said, Tin Cat soon was on The Foor laughing. "He forgot you Mousey! HAHAHA" Mewoth said.

Iron soon looked at Seto, "Can you take your Little Brother out of here Please?" She said. Soon Mokuba and Miyako were out of The Room when The 'F' Word was heard though out Animeville.

Obi-wan heard it also "By The Force," he said That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard, and I've probably heard plenty."

Dead Moon Bar, 23 miles from the Dead Moon Circus Tent.

Tiger's Eye, Hawk's Eye and Fish Eye were sitting in The now hazy Bar watching a plant die because of The Toxic Fumes that the three couldn't see. "These fumes aren't as fun as beer." Tiger's Eye said as most of The Yomas and other monsters were dead from the Fumes, "Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?" another Yoma soon dropped Dead. "Prehaps it died with that thing you call a Brain." Hawk's Eye said, he was wearing a Gas mask along with Fish Eye. VesVes was serving the Drinks today, wearing a Eco suit "Hey, if you guys are getting loaded of them fumes I'm gonna have to charge you." she said as Tiger's Eye was starting to turn Green, then suddenly, a Bunch of Battle Droids came into The Bar. "Man alive! There are, uh, men alive in here." The Lead Battle Droid said. another Battle Droid was testing The Air "I'm detecting over twenty different toxins in the air." it said, then Tiger's Eye belched, "Make that twenty one." it said again.

The Lead Battle Droid looked that The ones still living. "All right, everybody out! As long as Gendo Ikari is pumping oil, this bar is closed!" It said, "By Order of Mayor Sesshomaru." "Damned Gendo." VesVes said, "Let me just get one thing." she said as She Pulled a AK-47 from behind The bar. "Me Two." Tiger's Eye said as he pulled a Blaster out. "Ah: now there's the inflated sense of self-esteem!."

Toon Town

Every toon was out walking and having fun when the Ground started to Shake and then Oil started Blasting out. then.....

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Oil Pipe that Gendo had Built had exploeded and Oil was now blasting out and was soon on Fire as Toon Town was soon Being Destroyed in Oil and Fire.

Animeville High

Everyone soon came out tp see Toon Town and it's Toons Being Blown Sky High "OH MY GOD! OUR HOME!" Sarah said as she soon started Crying on Pyscho's Shoulder. The others were shocked. "Oh no! Those Poor Toons!" said Maximilian Pegasus as he watched with everyone. "Oh my God! Gendo Blew Up Toon Town!" Stan said, suddenly a Piece of wood flew right into Kenny, Dead Center of his head. Lets just say Kenny was Sleeping with the Fishes. "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" Stan Yelled "You..." Kyle started to say, but Smart Ass soon Blocked it out by Yelling "DAMN YOU GENDO IKARI! NO ONE TRASHES MY HOME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

Geo-Front

"Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemies: the High School, the local tavern, Toon Town...you must be very proud." Fuyutsuki said to Gendo Ikari. Gendo was looking at a model of Animeville. "No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy." he said. "I call this enemy...the sun. Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!" He soon Pushed a Button and a Shield soon raised up over the Model. Fuyutsuki was shocked "Good God!" he said. Gendo was soon laughing like a Nut job. "Imagine it, Fuyutsuki: electrical lights and heaters running
all day long!" Gendo said Fuyutsuki soon did what he could do in this, Try talking Gendo out of it "But Sir! Every plant and tree will die, owls will deafen us with incessant hooting...the town's sundial will be useless. I don't want any part of this project, it's unconscionably fiendish." He said Gendo soon looked at Fuyutsuki with Maddness in his eyes. "I will not suffer your insubordination." He said "There has been a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of your toadying, Fuyutsuki. And you will fall into line, now!" Fuyutsuki soon started backing to the Door "No...no, I won't. Not until you step back from the brink of insanity. Your Wife wouldn't want this!" Fuyutsuki said as he soon bolted out of The Room. "I'll do no such thing. You're fired!" Gendo yelled at the Door. Gendo soon started setting The Model on fire "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!" he laughed..........till The Fire Reached The Model of The Geo-Front and Burnt it Down.

"oh, fiddlesticks" was all He said.

end of Chapter Five

[julayla]

Chapter Six: Iron Mouse' Invasion

Muto Residence/Game Parlor, Middle Animeville

That evening, at the Muto residence, both Yugi and his grandfather, Solomon Muto were reading the paper, which read, 'Gendo Plans Sunshine Halt', 'Special Section: Your Guide to Perpetual Darkness', and 'Town Meeting Friday'.

"Well, I have to say, Yugi," his grandfather began, "Gendo is being awfully inconsiderate...selfish even."

"Well," Yugi said to his grandfather, "I believe he needs some serious boostafazoo, I think."

He then noticed something under the sheet as it moved a little. Solomon also noticed as they both pulled the cover out. They screamed as they saw Stupid lying on the couch.

He awoke from the scream saying, "Uh, what's going on?"

"Oh my goodness," Solomon began, "Sorry about that. For a minute there, I thought we had mutated rats."

"Well, you'll have to get use to it for a while, 'cause we're staying here." a voice said to them.

There, they saw the Toon Patrol and three familiar hyenas.

"What are you guys doing here?" Yugi asked.

"All of Toon Town got destroyed, thanks to that stupid well of Gendo's." Wheezy coughed.

"Yeah," Shenzi agreed, "so it looks like alot of Toon Town survivors are gonna stick by here in Animeville for a while."

Ed laughed his usual laugh while Banzai glared at him.

"It's not funny, Ed." Banzai told him.

Yugi sighed, saying, "Come on then. We were just about to have dinner."

He then placed some carrots for a familiar baby, then to Stupid as he said, "Strained carrots for ChibiChibi, and strained carrots for you, Stupid."

"Duh, I want a bib too." Stupid stupidly replied, earning him a hit on the head by the pink cladded leader.

"This is gonna be a long stay over." Greasy replied to himself.

Outside Geo-Front

Meanwhile, with Sailor Iron Mouse, the angry Animamate drove as images of Gendo forgetting her kept repeating on her head saying the following.

"Fuyutsuki, who is that ignoramus?"

"Fuyutsuki, who is that lollygagger?"

"Who is the blubberpot?"

"Who is that baffleweed?"

"Lummox?'

"Puddinghead?"

"Beanhead?"

"Goon?"

"Goldbricker?"

"Goofball?"

"Drizzlepuss?"

"Fumblefist?"

She then angrily shouted, "STOP IT! STOP IT!"

The ghosts then gasped as they shouted, "Look out!"

She then screamed as she crashed through the gate of the Geo-Front.

"Just a minute," the old guard replied as he lifted up the stub of the gate.

Inside Geo-Front

Later, inside, Sailor Iron Mouse went into Gendo's dark office as she took out some spray paint, spraying the wall as she chuckled.

"Oh, you are so clever," the sailor said as she continued.

Then, all of a sudden, the lights came on as she gasped. On the wall was the words, 'Property of Sailor Iron Mouse' with the middle 'e' a little shorter before she could finish. There, she saw a surprised Gendo Ikari as he glared.

"Who the devil are you?" he asked her.

That was when the mouse girl couldn't take it as she screamed and ran toward Gendo, then began to shake him angrily with an anger mark on her head.

"Sailor Iron Mouse!" She shouted to him.

"What?" he questioned as he was shakened by her continously.

"Sailor Iron Mouse!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Mouse..."

"You're not making any sense, ma'am!"

"Shut up! Sailor Iron Mouse!"

"I can't understand a word you're saying!"

"I'm Sailor Iron Mouse!"

"You're just babbling incoherently..."

"My name is Sailor Iron Mouse!"

That was when she was dragged by two guards out of the place as she shouted, "Oh, you're a dead man, Ikari! Oh, you're dead! You're dead, Gendo!"

[Cobrawolf]

spikey said:

Plus, Ichigo is out to kill Mr. Burns and wounds Smithers, (Is this a written mistake or should it be that way?)

Thanks for pointing it out

[Cobrawolf]

Chapter 7: The Shot heard round the world! Gendo is shot!

Animeville City Hall

The Building was packed full of animes, Battle Dorids, Clone Troopers, Stromtroopers, Jedi, Sith, Rebels, Imperial Officers and toons. The Toons were talking each other and to a few Animes, all of them had guns and other Weapons.

"That Gendo has finaly made EVERYONE mad." Smart Ass said, "Well, he is going to get it for Destroying Toon Town." "He's Screams will be Music to my Audio Receptors." Grievous said, "His along with that Bloo." "Duh, Why do you want Bloo Dead?" Stupid asked when Bloo walked by them "Hi, Grievie." Bloo said "AGAHAGAH IT IS GRIEVOUS! G-R-I-E-V-O-U-S!" Grievous yelled.

Soon, The first one to start talking has Kagome, The Co-Mayor of Animeville " People,take it easy." She said, "We're all upset about Gendo's plan to, uh, block out our sun. It is time for decisive action. I and Mayor Sesshomaru have here a polite but firm letter to Gendo's underlings, who with some cajoling, will pass it along to him or at least give him the gist of it." Tea and Shippo soon cme up to Kagome. "Ah, Kagome, their are a lot of people with Weapons." Shippo said. "I think we should let them start talking, even Sesshomaru is armed." Tea said. Kagome soon looked at the Crowd. "Also it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are Armed. Therefore I will step aside and open up the floor." She said as The first one, Fuyutsuki, Unshaven and Dirty started talking. "Gendo Ikari was the closest thing I ever had to...a friend." Fuyutsuki said as he was crying. "But he fired me! And now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Comedy Central!" Everyone gasped. "Ehh, it's not that bad. I never miss South Park." Fuyutsuki said as Kyle put a Blanket on him.

Kishu soon came up to The Foor. "That Rat Gendo turned by Dear Ichigo into a Gun Wealeing Psycho." He said "Hey!" Psycho said.

"Because of Gendo, Toon Town was destroyed and now us Anime Villians can't take over Toon Town Because there is no Toon Town!" Yami Bakura said as The Anime Villains were soon crying out "Kill Him! KILL GENDO!"

"He killed Kenny!" Stan said, "That B*****d" Kyle Said.

"He Killed Music in the School!" Amy said.

"He robbed the school of financial security!" Seto Kaiba said

"He robbed the school of Me!" Midville said

"I lost my bar!" Neherenia said

"We lost Her Bar!" Tiger'e Eye said

"He Dared to Be More Evil then Me!" Naraku said.

"He Forgets my Name!" Iron Mouse said

"He Is a Jerk!" Asuka said

"He makes Bloo Look Smart!" Grievous said

"He is My Dad and I don't even like Him!" Shinji said.

"He Kills us Angels!" Tarbis said as the 16 other Angels agreed with him.

"He is Makeing us all Yell!" Nadia said as ChibiChibi said "Chibi Yell!"

then everyone stopped as one toon came to The Foor...Mickey with Pluto "Look what he did to my best friend!" Mickey said and started Crying.

"Oh, those wheels are squeaking a bit. Perhaps I can sell him a little oil" Gendo appeared, chuckling. The Toons looked at him and knew Fear and hate while The Star Wars Characters and The Animes got their weapons Ready "You Heartless Monster!" Mickey yelled, "You are a twisted old monster!" with that Mickey Charged at Gendo, then suddenly Gendo Pulled a Gun out and pointed it at Mickey as everyone gasped. "I've decided to protect myself ever since I was attacked in my office by an unidentified assailant." Gendo said, "Do'h!" Iron Mouse said. "If any of you Move," Gendo said, "The Toon will have one DIP Bullet in his head." The Toons soon started Panicing.

"Gendo!" Luffy said your scurvy schemes will earn ye a one way passage to Davy Jones Locker!"

"I'll see to it that You will suffer the infernal machinations of Th Shadow Realm!" Yami Bakura said while Gressey flicked his switchblade "Yeah!" Gresssey said as everyone with a weapon were ready to attack.

"Oh, you all talk big. But who here has the guts to stop me From putting this Buttet into Mickey's Head??" he said as The Animes and Star Wars Characters started avanceing at him, Gendo knew that if he did shoot Mickey, He wouldn't be alive.

He soon turned to leave then he turned back around. "One last question." he said. "have you ever seen the sun set...at three p.m.?" "Aye, once. When I was sailing 'round the arctic..." Luffy started to say when Gendo stopped him "Shut up, you!" Gendo said as he pulled out a Remote "Take one last look at the sun, Animeville!" he exhortd, pressing a button on The remote control. Soon a Giant Shield that had Gendo's Face on it started riseing out of Mount Anime and soon Blocked out Th Seting Sun. The Toons Started Screaming while Amy said "That can't Block out the sun forever, only till Morning."

Gendo, The Toons and The others were not lissening though. Gendo soon laughed as he walkd out when a Taxi pulled up and Misato came out " Hey Hey Hey! I have been in Rio for six Weeks and Sailor Chaos and Eric Cartman are busy trying to take over Columbia, did I Miss any thing?" She said.

The people were soon walking out of The City hall into The sunless day. "Eternal darkness. Well, that's just great," Queen Beryl said, "I could do better." "Listen, someone's got to get that Gendo. Where is that gun-Holding Mew when you need her?? " Palpatine said as Ichigo came up behind him "Sorry, I was useing the Litter Box." She said as The Street lights came on as Gendo started walking home. "Perpetual twilight, bathed in
the glow of NERV brand electricity." He said. he then jumped on a Lamp Post "Hello, lamppost. Whatcha knowin'? I've come to watch your...power flowin'" He Rhymed then jumped back down.


Back in City Hall

"Hey, that is odd, Kuyutsuki left his Jacket Behind." Usagi said

"Dude! Kaiba left his Brother Behind." Joey said as Mokuba was alone playing with Rin and Jaken, The Latter wanting Sesshomaru to save him from being a playtmate for The Humans. But Sesshomaru was also Nowhere to be found.

"Hey? where did Ed Go?" Banzai said.

"Gressey left his Hat Behind!" Sarah said.

In the Parking lot Yugi, Smart Ass, Nadia and ChibiChibi soon saw that The others were gone. 'Hey? Where is Stuipd? and Psycho and Wheezy?" Smart Ass said "Where is Grampa?" Yugi said as they soon started looking for The Missing People, leaveing Nadia and ChibiChibi alone.

Sango was walking out when she saw Gendo walking past talking to him self "After all these years, things are finally
starting to go my way. I feel like celebrating." He said as he arounded The Corrner, Sango soon started to head that away after makeing up her mind to arrest Gendo. then she stopped when this Happened.

"I -- oh, it's you." Gendo said to someone " What are you so happy about?...I see. I think you'd better drop it. I said, drop it!" Soon the Sounds of a fight Started up, Sango started Running when She heard "Get your hands off!" From someone, not Gendo, but a female, then.....

BANG!

the sound of a Gun going off.

Sango soon saw Gendo stumbleing and Gaspping, with a Ginshot to The left side of his Chest. Joey came out with Miroku "Hey! Are you alright Gendo? Joey said, Gendo looked at him, "I won't..... dignify that .......with a ..........response" Gendo stammered as he fell down.

"OH MY GOD! GENDO IKARI HAS BEEN SHOT!" Joey Screamed as everyone ran up to where Gendo Ikari was. "Hold it, this an't Gendo at all." Smart Ass said as he cae up. "It is a mask!" Soon Smart Ass was Pulling at Gendo's face then stoped. "Wait, it is Gendo Heh, his wrinkly skin, it...looks like a mask."

"I don't think we'll ever know who did this." Yugi said " Everyone in town's a suspect"

"Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery Can...you?" Tiger's Eye said, Pointing to Sango and Smart Ass.

"Yeah, I'll give it a shot, I mean, you know, it's my job, right?" Sango said.

"Me and The Boys will Help." Smart Ass said.

The Clock stuck three.

[julayla]

Chapter Seven: The Dream & Report

Fuyutsuki's Apartment

The next morning, a familiar man that was drunkfully sleeping dropped a bottle of scotch to the ground, waking him up.

He looked around saying, "Uck! My mouth tastes like an ashtray."

He then belched out some cigarette butts. He then headed to the bathroom, then saw someone in the shower. He then opened the glass shower door, seeing Gendo taking a bath, humming.

"Oh, Fuyutsuki," he noticed, "wait your turn. There's plenty of hot water for all."

"Sir...you weren't shot!" He said, sighing in relief, " It was all a dream."

The other man turned off the shower, telling his sidekick, "That's right. The year's 1965, and you and I are undercover detectives on the hot rod circuit."

He then placed on a helmet, continuing, "Now let's burn rubber, baby!"

Then, the logo showed on a race track saying, "Speedway Squad! In Color!"

In a hot rod, Gendo, in a racing suit, stood up while the other man was driving. The man in glasses then shot through his gun.

That was when Fuyutsuki awoke, back in his own room, saying, "Wait! That was all a dream."

He then sighed, continuing, "Hey, then maybe I haven't become a hideous drunken wreck, and-"

He stopped, noticing his apartment a mess, then groaned before belching out cigarette butts.

Animeville News

An announcer named Scarlet Garcia began to announce, "Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but until now none of them was important. I'm Scarlet Garcia."

As she continued, it showed Gendo being loaded into an ambulence.

"At 3 pm, Friday, local villain, Gendo Ikari, father of Shinji, was shot following a tense confrontation at Animeville hall."

It then showed a still shot of where he was shot, then to two hospitals.

"Gendo was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to alive, due to the Dip bullet missing his heart."

It then showed back to her as she spoke, "Now let's talk to the ones that are out to solve this mystery: Sango and the Toon Patrol."

Animeville Police Department

At the police department, Stupid was eating some ice cream while the pink cladded leader said, "Oh. Oh, hi, Scarlet. Ahem. Uh, right now, we are questioning two witnesses who were in the vicinity at the time."

It then showed a woman named Officer Jenny showing a photo to the witnesses asking, "Did you see this guy? Was he anywhere near the parking lot when Gendo got shot?"

Sango sighed, looking at the two witnesses, who were really Mickey's dog, Pluto, and ChibiChibi.

"It's no use," Sango said, "We can't get them to talk, besides ChibiChibi saying 'Chibi' all the time."

[Veggirl]

Hey! Looks like Grievous is in this story! ;D ;D ;D My favorite character from Episode III!

[Cobrawolf]

I will start on Chapter Eight soon