The day we met

[Veggirl]

Hi, this is another fanfic I am working on where the weasels meet their girlfriends. Enjoy the first chapter!

Chapter 1. Love stinks

"She broke up with you?!"
Smart Guy rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Yep, she did. It started out as a normal date together, but then she started talking about things like moving on, and then she said, 'It's been fun and all, but we're done.'"
"And you let her get away with it!" Psycho stared with shock at his boss.
"Well, what could I do?!" Smart Guy snapped.
"Give her flowers." Stupid suggested.
Smart Guy glared at him. The Toon Patrol were in Toontown, hanging near the entrance of an alleyway.
Wheezy coughed. "You think getting dumped is bad? What about a gal who doesn't want to go out with you because you look like one huge cigarette freak!"
"What about someone who thinks you're weird?" Psycho grumbled.
"Duh...or someone who say's if brains were acorns then I'd be a dead oak." Stupid blurted out.
Greasy shook his head.
"Boys, boys, boys. You need to learn how to approach a dame. Make her know you want her."
Smart Guy narrowed his eyes at Greasy. "All right then, amaze us!"
Greasy nodded toward a female hyena named Shenzi.
"You know that hyena dame over there? I know her type. Dames wouldn't resist a Toon like me!"
Greasy spat on his hand and slicked his hair back. Going over to Shenzi, he stood next to her.
"Hey sweetie, how's it going?"
Shenzi glared up at him. "Fine, thanks! What do you want?"
"How about going out, just the two of us?"
"You mean like a date?"
"Yeah, that."
Shenzi glared at him. "I don't think so!" Then she walked off.
Greasy followed her. "Hey wait a minute! Why not?!"
Shenzi turned. "It'll violates many laws of nature."
"Who cares about nature?!" Greasy snapped. "What about Roger and Jessica?!"
"That's different."
"No it's not!"
"It is so! And even if it wasn't, I don't need a guy to marry with!"
And with that, she stalked off.
Greasy stood there as he watched her go. Going back to where the others were, he frowned at them.
"She'll say yes when she simmers down."
Smart Guy rolled his eyes. "Forget it Grease! Nobody's gonna date us even if we begged!"
"Duh, why?" Stupid asked.
Smart Guy glared at him. "Because of the Roger Rabbit incident! They'll just think we're a bunch of evil weirdos! And that's a fact."




Aww, poor weasels. I'll post up more soon.

[julayla]

Yeah...poor weasels...if you like, you can use my character, Sarah, if you like. And I hope they get the girls they like soon.

[Veggirl]

All right, thanks. How does she look like?

[julayla]

Okay...she's a violet weasel with some white where her muzzle and part of her chest down to her lower area is....has sapphire eyes, pink hair in a pony tail, a semi-long tail, and I was gonna base her design on a certain Sega weasel, but decided to design her kinda like Sylvia (from An Extremely Goofy Movie). Anyway, she has a change of wardrobe:
Certain days-Green top, black shorts and sandals
Dress-up-A beautiful princess-like green dress with glass slippers
Mostly-A light red shirt, blue braid, green zoot suit pants with the legs rolled up, and brown boots

Hope that helps.

[Veggirl]

Yes, it does. Thanks! ;D

[Veggirl]

All right, I finally got a chapter written up. It involves the first pairing.

Chapter 2. Crystal

A few days later, Wheezy was in the supermarket, getting a few groceries. He stared at the list.
"Chicken...milk...avocado...what the heck's an avocado?!"
After getting the groceries, he went toward the checkout line. In front of him was a beautiful blue-furred weasel with deep violet eyes.
Wheezy stared at her for a moment and blinked. The female weasel turned and looked at Wheezy.
"Oh, hi." She said in a soft voice like an angel.
Wheezy gulped. "Uhhh..."
"Are you going to pay or not?" The salesclerk, Magilla Gorilla, asked.
Wheezy dumped the food onto the scanner, ears buring when he realized the female weasel was watching.
He turned to her. "Ahem, don't you need to get back home or something?"
The weasel shrugged. "I thought you needed some help."
Wheezy frowned. "Why would you want to help a weasel who is turning into a big cigarette freak?"
"Who told you that?"
"Other females!"
The female weasel frowned. "I don't think you're turning into a cigarette freak."
Wheezy stared at her, then glared. "How can you tell? We've only met for like five minutes!"
The weasel smiled. "I can sense things in Toons other Toons can't."
"What are ya'? A mind reader?"
"No. I just know."
Wheezy sniffed. The female shrugged and started to leave.
"Wait a minute!" Wheezy suddenly blurted out.
The female turned. Wheezy stood there for a moment and gulped.
"Uh...do you want to go out sometime?"
The female weasel paused for a moment. "I'll think about it."
"Great!" Wheezy said. "Uh...here's the phone number."
Grabbing a napkin, he scribbled down some numbers and handed it to her. The weasel read it and nodded.
"Okay, I'll call you. What's your name?"
Wheezy shrugged. "My friends call me Wheezy. And what's yours?"
"Crystal."
"Crystal. Nice name."
"Wheezy's a cute name also."
Wheezy grinned. "Really? I haven't thought about that."
Crystal smiled. She picked up her bag of groceries and walked away.
"Bye," She called over her shoulder.
Wheezy smiled and waved. "Bye."
He then heard snickering. He turned his head. Woody Woodpecker and Sylvester were standing in line, witnessing Wheezy's and Crystal's meeting.
Wheezy snarled angrily, grabbed his bag of groceries and stormed out of the supermarket.

[julayla]

Very nice first chapter. That's good to know that Wheezy finally found someone. I'm glad. Keep up the good work.

[FlameTheCharmander]

Yeah, I suggested to her in person to use Snaggle Puss as the salesclerk, but oh well it's still very cute. Aww Wheezy and Crystal, what a cute couple! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Veggirl]

All righty then! Next chapter up!

Chapter 3. The phone call.

Wheezy burst into a small house-like building and went into the kitchen. He then started to put the food away when Psycho came in. He stared at Wheezy.
"You do know you're putting jelly into the sink."
Wheezy paused and stared down at the sink. Indeed he was scooping jelly down the sink.
"Oh crap," He groaned, scooping it back into the jar.
"Anything bad happened?" Psycho asked.
Wheezy shook his head. "Nothing like that. Except um---"
"What?" Psycho asked eagerly.
"I met this dame." Wheezy said. "And I asked her out."
"What's her name?"
"Crystal."
Psycho did a grin. "Heehee. So, whys that bad?"
Wheezy sighed. "I really, really like her, even though we met for five minutes. Then I asked her out and she said she'll think about it."
"So?"
"So, why would a girl date a guy like me? After all, I am a cigarette freak!"
The phone then rang. Wheezy stared at the phone. He was about to lunge at it, but Psycho was quicker. He grabbed the receiver and put it up against his ear.
"Heeheeheehee! Hello! Weasel house! Psycho talking!"
Psycho listened for a moment and nodded. He handed the phone over to Wheezy.
"It's for you!"
Wheezy grabbed it and snarled a "Thank you."
"Wheezy?" Crystal's voice came from the other line. "Are you there?"
"Yeah, I'm here." Wheezy said into the phone.
"All right, I thought about it for a moment, and I decided we should go out somewhere."
Wheezy brightened up. "Great! So I'll pick you up at eight?"
"Eight sounds fine."
"All right then! Eight it is."
"I'll see you then. Bye."
"Bye!"
He hung up and smiled into space. A voice interrupted his thoughts.
"Heeheeheeheeheee! Wheezy and Crystal! Sitting in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
Wheezy turned to the owner of the voice. Psycho grinned happily at him. Wheezy pointed at him.
"You better stop that!" He snapped.
Psycho giggled and walked out of the kitchen, singing the song.



I'll try to write chapters where the other weasels meet their girlfriends so be patient.

[julayla]

Great work. And lol on Psycho singing that song! I'll wait for more from you, okay?

[Veggirl]

All right, got another chapter written down. I'm such a fast writer! ;D

Chapter 4. Sarah

"You can go now, Psycho!" Wheezy growled as they entered the restaurant with Crystal. Psycho grinned as he followed the weasel couple into the restaurant.
"Hey, you need company!"
Wheezy turned to Crystal. "Please ignore him. He's being a bit...eh..."
"Silly." Crystal finished. "It's all right. We're Toons. We're suppose to be silly."
Psycho grinned and started to walk backwards so he was in front of them.
"Wheezy and Crystal, sitting in a tree! K-I-S---"
BUMP!
Psycho found himself on the floor, ontop of a female weasel. He sprang up and helped her up.
"Oh gee! I am really sorry!"
The weasel turned to him. "It's okay," She said in a soft voice.
Psycho stared at her. She was a violet weasel with white fur on her muzzle and down to her lower area. Her pink hair was tied to a ponytail and she had sapphire eyes. She was wearing a beautiful green dress.
"Ahem!" Wheezy interrupted Psycho's trance. "Are you gonna stare at her all night?"
Psycho looked at him, then down at the ground.
You big dumbbell! He told himself. Don't you know staring is not nice?!
"It's okay." The female weasel said. "I was just going out anyway."
"Why?" Psycho asked.
The weasel shrugged. "I thought I was on a date with my boyfriend, but he just dumped me."
"Well, do you want to stay with us?" Crystal asked. "We have room for one more."
The female weasel looked at Wheezy. "If it's okay with you."
"Oh fine with me." Wheezy said, grinning at Psycho. "It'll be a double date."
Psycho stared at him. A double date?!
The female weasel smiled at Psycho. Psycho weakly smiled back. Going to their table, Psycho asked, "So what's your name?"
"Sarah." The female weasel said.
Wheezy grinned at Psycho as they seated. He then leaned over to him and whispered,
"Psycho and Sarah sitting in a tree! K-I---"
"Oh shut up!" Psycho snarled, grabbing a menu and glaring at it.

[julayla]

Yay! Psycho got a girlfriend! I am just so excited with anticipation! Keep up the good work! ^_^

[Veggirl]

Okay, sorry it took so long, but here it is!

Chapter 5. Samantha

Smart Guy impatiently tapped his foot on the ground as he stood in a telephone booth, listening to the phone ringing.
He hung up. "They're still not back from their yet!" He snapped. "Great, just what I need!"
He glared at his truck which had ran out of gas.
He looked up at the snoring moon and twinkling stars.
"Now what do I do? Psycho and Wheezy are out, Grease is out trying to find a new 'girlfriend', and Stupid might be asleep and that big lug sleeps so soundly, an airplane wouldn't even wake him! I can always walk home. But home is like six miles? Great!"
He went over to the truck and kicked a tire. He winced as pain shot into his foot.
Smart Guy looked up at the sky and shouted, "IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN HELP?!"
Suddenly, a toon car stopped in front of him. The door opened and out came a brown furred female weasel. She looked at Smart Guy. Smart Guy looked at her.
"Do you have a problem?" She asked.
Smart Guy glared at her. "Apart from being stuck six miles away from home and the van is out of gas, and none of the guys are home and one is sleeping like a rock, I'M FINE!!"
The female weasel smiled a bit. "Well, do you want a ride to the nearest gas station?"
Smart Guy looked at her. "You're gonna give me a ride?"
The weasel smiled. "Sure. Suzie can fit in one more Toon."
The Toon car looked over at Smart Guy and smiled. Smart Guy bit his bottom lip. The female shrugged and turned. "Well, if you don't want a ride..."
"Ehh...no, I'll go." Smart Guy said.
He followed her to the car and got in the passenger seat. The weasel got in the drivers seat and they started off.
Smart Guy looked at her. "So...what do they call you?"
"They call me Samantha. What about you?"
"Smart Guy."
Samantha looked at him. "Is that like a nickname?"
"Well, yeah. I'm the brains of the gang."
"Then that names suits you."
"Thanks."
"You're welcome."
The two weasels looked at each other for a moment then Samantha turned her head away. Smart Guy looked at her for a bit longer then turned his head away.
What was this he was feeling? Could this be love? Smart Guy sniffed. Hmph, even if this is love, she'll never love me after what I did!
He then frowned sadly and sighed.

[julayla]

So now the leader has his own gal. I wonder what will happen next. Oh well, that depends on how it goes with you. ^_^ Keep up the good work on this fic.

[FlameTheCharmander]

Aww, Smart Guy gets a girl, how sweet. Oh I didn't get to review chapter 4 in time so here's what I would have put: HA, HA! Revenge can be sweet! LOL! Ok, now here's a review for both of them: Really great story. Keep up the great work! ;D