Keyblades of Toon Town

[julayla]

(Spoiler Alert: If you have not completed Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, or Kingdom Hearts II, do not read this yet! I kinda hate it when some people get spoiled and turned out upset over it.)

It had been a week since the return of Sora & Riku, after finishing off the Organization XIII. Now, they with Kairi, Jiminy Cricket, Donald, Goofy, Pluto, and even the king, Mickey were sailing on the rafts they made as they looked at the sky.

Goofy: Do you think the queen will be happy to see you back in the castle, Mic, uh, I mean your majesty?

Mickey: Aw, you know you can all call me Mickey if you want. And yeah, I'm sure Minnie will be happy to see me.

Donald: I just hope Daisy, my nephews, my Uncle Scrooge, and the others will be happy to see me...unless it's Gladstone!

Sora: (confused) Who's Gladstone?

Goofy: He's Donald's rival for Daisy. But I do think even Gladstone will be glad to see Donald. And I'll be happy to see my son, Max, again as well?

Riku: (looks at him) You never told us you had a son.

Jiminy: I guess he forgot to mention it to you guys while we were traveling.

Sora: So...is Disney Castle really in California?

Goofy: Of course...it's also the main center of our city: Toon Town.

Kairi: I was hearing the rumors of that place when I was still locked away with Pluto.

The dog barked and nodded.

Mickey: You mean about the incident with Maroon's star, Roger Rabbit in the 1940s?

Kairi: Yeah...and I've been also hearing rumors that the weasels that were suppose to be dead then are still alive now.

Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Pluto looked at each other with guilt, then looked at the group.

Donald: They're just rumors! And those weasels are gone!

Sora: Are you guys sure?

Donald: Uh...

Jiminy then looked shocked as he spotted a massive land.

Jiminy: Land ho!

They turned and saw from where they were the castle Sora had been to before as of other strange buildings in the town.

Sora: (laughing) That must be Toon Town, right?

Toons: Yes.

Pluto barked in excitement as he looked at the land happily.

Sora: Looks like we're off to another adventure!

Little do they know that some of the rumors might be true and that a certain chain of events, once they land, will begin...

(So...what do you guys think?)

[Veggirl]

Good start so far!

[julayla]

(Here's the next chapter of the fic, then I'm away for the day)

Later, as they arrived in Toon Town's small dock, the gang got off as the humans looked surprised at the town.

Sora: Wow...so this is Toon Town, huh?

Riku: (smiles) Impressive.

The group walked out of the docks and into the city as Goofy spoke.

Goofy: I'm sure glad my Maxy's protecting Toon Town as of the castle while we were away.

Mickey: I can't wait to see Minnie when we get to the castle.

Kairi: (looks around) So...does Merlin live here too? Or is the Merlin that helped you guys different?

Donald: Aw, he's the Merlin from this town! And I bet he and Master Yen Sid have returned.

Then, a pat on Mickey's back was felt as he heard a voice.

Voice: Ha-cha-cha! Welcome back, Mick!

He turned and glared at the taller rodent as he spoke.

Mickey: Mortimer!

Mortimer: Don't worry about a thing. I've been keeping Minnie in line.

Donald: (angrily) You were trying to take over Toon Town and the castle!

Goofy: Yeah, and you even try to hurt my son!

Sora: Is that so, huh?

The three brought out their weapons, preparing to attack.

Mortimer: Ah, don't bother. I was uh...under Pete and Merlock's spell. Yeah, that's it. Under their spell.

Mickey: Hmmm...but they tell me from Max's point of view that you were still acting like the way you were even after the crystal broke!

He looked shocked as he backed away from them slowly.

Mortimer: Oh, uh, well, you see...(points to the sky) Hey look! Your girls are sky-diving!

They looked, then Mortimer ran as they turned back to where he was.

Riku: (angrily) Come back here!

The others chased after him into the town as Kairi tried following them. But then, she tripped, but got back up. Unfortunately, when she did, they were gone.

Kairi: Oh no...this is not good.

Then, she heard growling as she saw three familiar hyenas coming out of the alley and circling around her.

Kairi: Oh my...

Banzai: Well, well, fresh food!

Shenzi: And it happens to be a human girl...the others won't mind if we pick on her.

Ed: Ha-ha-ha-ha!!

She backed up to the wall as they prepared to pounce.

Voice: Don't you dare!

They turned and saw a violet pink-haired weasel in a green top and black shorts with boots and gloves on walking timidly to them.

Shenzi: Aw, Sarah, come on. We were only going to take a nibble.

Sarah: No, this girl's special...and you guys know that you shouldn't hurt anyone that hasn't been to Toon Town before. Besides, what would the boss say if they saw you guys do that?

The human girl and weasel girl looked at each other.

Sarah: (sighs) I'm sorry, they tend to harass new people. But I only give them the order if it's someone bad...like Judge Doom.

Kairi: Hmmm...you know Judge Doom, huh? Oh, anyway, I'm Kairi, and you are?

Sarah: My cousin, Alex, calls me "lil' sis" sometimes, even though we're just orphaned cousins, but you can call me Sarah.

(There, another chapter done...the other weasels will appear when I get back. I promise.)

[Veggirl]

Shenzi, Banzai and Ed! I love those three hyenas! ;D

[julayla]

(Wow, I can't believe we have another thing in common: Liking the Lion King's Hyenas, especially Banzai and Shenzi! And yes, the weasels will appear in this one.)

At the castle, Daisy jumped in Donald's arms as Goofy, Scrooge, Huey, Dewy, and Louie chuckled as Pluto barked. As they did, Minnie and Mickey, near the throne, eskimo kissed.

Minnie: I was so worried that you might've gotten hurt.

Mickey: Aw, I'm all right, Minnie. (points to the doors) And you have to thank the Keyblade Master and his friends there.

Sora: (notices) Hey, where's Kairi?

Riku: Wasn't she following us when we lost Mortimer?

Minnie: (gasps) Oh my...it's dangerous for a human to get lost in Toon Town.

Sora: (confused) Is that bad? Why?

As she spoke next, the scene slowly shifted from the castle to an old factory where two weasels were sleeping, trying to take the whole couch.

Minnie: If a human is lost in Toon Town, who knows what would happen? It happened once in 1938, and if it's possible, it's bound to happen again.

Then, Sarah and Kairi came in as she looked around.

Kairi: Oh my...

Sarah: I know, it's old, but we mostly hang out around here.

Kairi: Who?

Sarah: Well...besides me, there's my boyfriend, my boss, two of my friends, and my cousin, Alex.

Sarah then noticed a weasel in white napping as she giggled.

Sarah: (giggles) Oh, Justin. You're a silly weasel sometimes.

Weasel: (mutters in his sleep) My name is Psycho...

He awoke a little, then looked shocked as he saw Kairi next to the girl weasel.

Psycho (Weasel): Eh? Who are you and what are you doing (glares) next to Sarah?

Kairi: (gulps) Please, don't kill me.

Psycho: (confused) Kill you?! Not again! This happens every time either a new toon or a human comes near us weasels! They assume we're bad guys!

Kairi: Oh, I'm sorry...I was just scared because you looked like you were insa-

Psycho: (takes out his mallet) Say the "I" word and I'll hurt you and break your fingers!

Voice: Psycho! Down!

He turned and saw the pink wearing weasel kick the stupid-looking weasel on the couch up.

Psycho: Boss, this human's trespassing in Toon Town and our territory-

Kairi: I was lost and was only helping Sora return the king back here.

Psycho: (glances) How do you know about the Keyblade Master?

Kairi: (smiles) It's easy...I grew up with him.

As she saw a gray weasel coming over, coughing from the smoke he was smoking, Sarah realized something.

Sarah: Oh, I forgot to introduce you to everyone. (points to the pink weasel) This is my boss, Julian. But we mostly call him Smart Ass, Smart Guy, or Wise Guy.

Psycho: Personally, I like the name "Wise Guy" better.

Sarah: (points to the weasel in beanie cap) This guy is Cain...but we mostly call him Stupid cause...well...

Wise Guy: He's an idiot.

Sarah: And the gray one is Michael, but we call him Wheezy cause he smokes alot.

Wheezy: A human? (coughs) You know that's forbidden to take a human to Toon Town.

Sarah: And you know my boyfriend, Justin aka Psycho. He really hates being called his real name unless it's either me, his sister, or his dead mom.

Kairi: Oh...I'm sorry.

Sarah: And if I can find him, his name is Alexander Henrico Weasely...my cousin.

Kairi: I remember you telling me that.

Sarah: But he's mostly called Greasy because...well...

Kairi then felt a hand rubbing her bottom, making her scream.

Kairi: Ahhh!!

She hit the weasel with black hair in a green zoot suit.

Wheezy: Ugh, there he goes again!

Kairi: (shocked) Again?!

Wheezy: Why do you think we call him "Greasy"?

The black haired weasel got up and smiled dazily at her.

Greasy: Hola, Senorita. So you're with the keyblade master, huh? We met him once before he left Toon Town.

Kairi: Uh, thanks, but I rather not hear about what you've been doing.

They then heard banging as a voice shouted out.

Voice: Open up! It's the cops! We heard from Mortimer Mouse that you've been hiding the culprits in here, Sarah Weasely!

They looked shocked about the situation.

Wise Guy: Great...

[Veggirl]

Ooh, cliff-hanger! ^_^ Mortimer is such a jerk!
Psycho has a sister? In your first fanfic you posted up here, it didn't said anything about a sister, only a brother.

[julayla]

(Well...though he has a sister, I'm afraid I didn't have room for her in the first weasels fanfic. Anyway, here's more of the fic. Enjoy. And in case you don't know who Chief O'Hara is, he was in those Mickey Mouse adventure comics, including the ones with the Phantom Blot (plus the House of Mouse episode: "House of Crime".)

Kairi opened the door and saw Chief O'Hara tapping his foot down as he spoke.

O'Hara: Oh, sorry, miss. I thought you were that weasel girl.

Kairi: It's all right.

She looked behind as the weasels were heading to the back door, then turned back to the officer.

Kairi: That reminds me...do you know where my friends are? My name is Kairi and-

O'Hara: Oh, so you're the Miss Kairi the king and keyblade master told me to look for. Why didn't you say so? (smiles) Now, come along. Just stay away from weasels and hyenas.

Kairi: (confused) Is there anything wrong with either one?

O'Hara: I'll explain when we get back to the castle, ma'am. Besides, Mortimer must've been seeing things lately about five certain weasels back from the dead.

She looked sadly and sighed as she went along with the officer. Later, back near the castle, Sora sighed in relief as Kairi came to him.

Sora: Kairi, I thought you were lost.

Kairi: No, a girl made sure I wasn't harmed, especially around three hyenas named Banzai, Shenzi, and Ed.

Donald, Goofy, and Sora looked a bit surprised about the names of the hyenas in Toon Town. But the boy and his friends shook it off as Riku looked concerned.

Riku: Tell me, what kind of Toon was she anyway?

Kairi, noticing that Chief O'Hara had already explained to Mickey about finding Kairi, left the castle area as she spoke.

Kairi: It was a weasel...a violet weasel.

Daisy: Wait a minute...that's Sarah!

Minnie: (giggles) Oh my, at least we know she took good care of you.

Kairi: But why did Chief O'Hara tell me that I had to stay away from weasels and hyenas?

Jiminy Cricket, poking out of Sora, came out as he spoke.

Jiminy: Well, you see, Sarah, ever since the year 1947, everyone in Toon Town has labeled every single weasel and hyena as "evil".

Daisy: But in reality, we only met Sarah and the five weasels that were suppose to be dead in the late 1970s.

Kairi: (confused) Wait, these weasels were suppose to be dead and from 1947?

Sora: Wait a minute, I thought everyone ages.

Minnie: Well, mostly not Toons. You see, Sarah did save us once in the late 70s from being sacrificed to Magica De Spell's brewery...along with Scrooge's dime of course.

Donald: That's right! She was an old witch!

Mickey: But she did prove to us that not all weasels are evil, especially her.

Daisy: So, years after our castle was finished and the king and queen were ruling, just 3 days before your journey, Donald...

Donald: (sighs) Yeah, I remember.

Daisy: We decided to go back into the past and when we went there, we met three beings from the future as well. We then realized what all this nonsense about what happened in 1947 was about and how Sarah and her friends knew us.

Riku: (crosses his arms) So that's it, huh? Well then, shall we go look for them?

Sora: Yeah, I want to see those guys again before we head back home!

Mickey: (chuckles) Gosh! What are we waiting for!? Let's go!

[Veggirl]

Good, good, so far. I can see a bit of discrimination against weasels and hyenas. I'll bet you're gonna write about their nice side, huh?

[julayla]

Back with the weasels, inside the exact Toon replica of the Elephant Graveyard, the hyenas looked frustrated.

Shenzi: Geez, what's with these guys? First they labled all hyena and weasel species as "evil", then we recently got trapped in that stupid rat's Heartless hypnosis, now they're coming after us because we're hiding five weasels who are suppose to be dead, but aren't thanks to you, Sarah.

Sarah: (sighs) I know...that Mortimer is such a racist rat!

Psycho: (gasps) Sarah!

Sarah: What? I only said "rat".

Banzai: (glancing) But she's right! I mean, Shenzi, Ed, and I sometimes like to pick on Simba and sometimes try to eat him, but we're not really bad. It's Scar that was.

The dumb hyena babbled in agreement.

Shenzi: Yeah, the meerkats also. But we're not really evil.

Stupid: Duh, I think we got something in common.

Wheezy: (hits him) You numbskull.

Greasy: (sighing) Besides, I have to blame it on the judge. He made us amigos nearly kill the ones we love, especially me cousin.

Sarah: I'm your only cousin, Alex.

Wise Guy: Anyways, bad news is thanks to Mortimer, the cops are gonna look for us. (glances) All right, ya mugs! Move out! We need to hide in the castle, and Sarah? Whatever you do, don't let go until we get there.

She nodded as they heard sirens. They looked shocked as Banzai spoke.

Banzai: Go, we'll take care of them!

Shenzi: Yeah, with all the bones around, they won't pick up any scent from you.

Sarah: Thanks, hyenas.

Meanwhile, in a dark alley, Mortimer sighed as a black fog appeared and there stood two familiar figures.

Mortimer: (gasps) Uh, Pete! Maleficent! (sweatdrops) How was the past?

Maleficent: Silence! The Keyblade Master and the King have arrived back in Toon Town, my home...

Pete: Uh, whatcha think we should do?

Maleficent: (smirks) Find the Ultimate Princess...and in order to use her power...kill her!

[Veggirl]

Oh boy, hyenas to the rescue! ;D
*shakes fist at Mortimer* Dirty, rotten traitor!

[julayla]

Later, Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy, Daisy (all six in normal outfits instead of royal outfits), Sora, Riku, and Kairi ran, as they looked around for them. As they did, the group bumped into six familiar weasels.

All: Ugh!

Donald: (angrily) Hey, what's the big idea?

The girls gasped as they recognized each other.

Girls: You?

Sarah: (gasps) Minnie! Daisy! Kairi!

Three Girls: Sarah!

Minnie: Are you all right?

Sarah: Yeah...that jerk, Mortimer's after us.

Daisy: That's not good. (sighs) Now listen, we'll help settle all this out and make sure they drop any charges you and your friends have against-

Greasy: No! Don't tell on us, duck! No one else has to be knowing about us!

Wise Guy: I hate to say it, but Greasy's right. If anyone outside of you guys sees us, then we'd be in prison for life!

Kairi: Oh, that's so full of Toon Racism there.

Goofy: Now come on, everyone. So what if they did try to kill us back then. They didn't know anything about hurting their loved ones, and they learned their lesson. I forgave each of those guys, so why can't the rest of you?

Riku shrugged as he spoke.

Riku: You know...you're probably right. Perhaps we can trust them.

Stupid: Is this gonna be like the Sci-Fi Con?

Wheezy: (coughs) No!

Sora: So, come on. Why can't Toon Town forgive you guys like everyone here has?

The weasels looked at the group, smiling toward them as Psycho spoke.

Psycho: He-he-he. I guess we should.

Sarah, looking the other way, noticed the hyenas were being dragged by a chuckling Pete as Sarah noticed.

Sarah: (thinking) Oh no. Pete's got my friends!

[Veggirl]

Oh no! What is Pete gonna do to the hyenas?

[nauticusvergil]

Good story so far. I like Psycho's girlfriend Sarah, plus they're named, that's cool ^_^

[julayla]

(A/N: In case you don't know anything about this next post, go read "Toon of Their Lives".)

Back with Maleficent, she held a keychain with an Egyptian eye as she smirked to the hyenas.

Maleficent: It's times like this I'm glad Merlock decided to keep the Millenium Keychain.

Banzai: (confused) What's with that stupud keychain anyway?

Pete: Eh, Maleficent, are you sure you want to use it to bring back Judge Doom?

Maleficent: Of course...after all, he was my and Mirage's pupil.

Mortimer: Pupil? I thought that red cat you kept talking about was his pupil!

Maleficent: (glares) Do you dare question me!? I'll have you know I'm the reason why you weren't placed in the DIP!

The tall mouse gulped as he spoke.

Mortimer: Sorry.

She then turned to the hyenas as she spoke.

Maleficent: Have you ever heard of someone called "Baron von Rotten"?

Shenzi: That guy was a legend! He used to be the villains in all those classics before he disappeared!

Maleficent: Good, because you'll be in for the most shocking news of all...Baron von Rotten wasn't really a toon human like Princess Aurora or myself...he was, in fact, a weasel..a twin of the one you call Sarah.

The hyenas dropped their jaws as Mortimer lifted them back up.

Mortimer: Wait, you mean that legendary guy was really a weasel?

Maleficent: Yes, but before he became Baron von Rotten, (shows the keychain) he aquired this keychain and gained amnesia. Mirage and I were the only ones to know of this until now...but when he conked his head again, it was the right time to give him his true memories and his purpose: to help us both rule Kingdom Hearts!

Shenzi: (glares) I don't believe that fact for one second!

Maleficent: (looks closely) Oh no? Then perhaps Sarah never told you what he tried to do in the year 1947: he tried to destroy your town along under the new name "Judge Doom". He was growing up so fast and I believed he would've made a great assistant...(glares at Pete) unlike some useless imbosile.

Pete: (shocked) But...but...

Maleficent: The king was suppose to be on vacation with his friends that day, but they were there with those three meddling time travelers from the future. The one that time-traveled to us also had a little helping hand. And as long as his darker side kept his lighter side inside this keychain, he would grow to become more powerful...then, as fate would have it...the former Toon detective, Edward Valiant was it? He, the time travelers, and the king's fools all ruined it all! They even found one of the seven ultimates from his twin!

Shenzi: Ha! Serves that jerk right!

Maleficent: How dare you! (summons lightning) How dare you speak that way!

Sora's Voice: That's enough!

The villains and captives turned as they saw Sora and his group, preparing for battle.

Sarah: Maleficent...so it was you that corrupted my brother, Dominic! (teary) How could you bring him to the dark side and let him nearly kill us?

Banzai: Sarah, get out of here!

Shenzi: They'll hurt us if you stay close!

The evil witch, however, smirked as she looked at the female weasel along with the other weasels.

Maleficent: Well, isn't this a surprise...Sarah, one of the seven ultimates...here so I can bring him back.

Sarah: (confused) Bring who back?

Maleficent: (smirks wickedly) Your brother, Dominic aka Judge Doom.

The others gasped at what they heard her say.

[julayla]

That was when Sora went in front of the evil witch, with his keyblade in his hand.

Sora: (glares) If you are going to take her life, you're gonna have to get through me first!

Psycho: Eh? (confused) Why are you protecting her?

Sora: (shakes his head) Because even if everyone says that all weasels are evil, I won't believe it because you, Sarah, and your buddies are all friends.

The weasels looked shocked as Maleficent, Mortimer, and Pete laughed.

Maleficent: How touching, yet pathetic...a boy who believes that not all weasels are evil...perhaps I under estimated you, Keyblade Master.

Kairi and Riku blocked her as Minnie and Daisy went to her.

Daisy: We better get out of here, quickly.

Minnie: Who knows what they'll do to you!

The female weasel nodded as she with Daisy, Minnie, and Jiminy ran off as (after being freed by Mickey), the hyenas joined the ones preparing for battle.

Pete: So, you think you're all so tough, eh? Ha-ha-ha-ha! How stupid can you get?

Mortimer: (points to Psycho) Yeah, and you better be saying your prayers, Justie!

That made Psycho furious as he brought out his mallet and prepared to hammer the tall rodent.

Psycho: (anger mark) THAT'S PSYCHO!!!

Wise Guy: (to Mickey) So...you're actually helping us? For real?

Mickey: (nods) It's like I once said: any friend of Sora's is a friend of mine.

Mortimer, Pete, and Maleficent then summoned the evil Toon Goblins as the group prepared for battle.

Banzai: (to Shenzi) Hope you're hungry, cause this is gonna get messy!

Ed: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!