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Post by Syrup on Jun 13, 2010 19:36:10 GMT -5
Whoah, Wheezy's got a little crush. Interesting. By the way, nice story so far.
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Post by Mellow on Jun 13, 2010 22:56:16 GMT -5
Chpt 5 Breaking-in And Breaking-out
Wheezy walked to the door labeled angel and knocked four times.
Angel: Who is it?
Wheezy: It's your space angel. he walked in and handed her flowers.
Wheezy: I never met a girl like you before, angel.
Angel: Thank you, but my name isn't really angel, it's Rosanna.
Wheezy: Ok. Sooo....Do you want to help me and my friends catch someone?
Rosanna; It wouldn't involve a weasel i heard on the news by any chance?
Wheezy: You mean Devious?
Rosanna: Yeah. Sure. I'm also a secret crime-fighter anyway. I'll meet you outside in a few.
Wheezy: Ok. he then left her to change. he sat back down thinking about her.riz spoke up.
Riz: Well, well. Look's like somebody's in love,huh?!
Wheezy: Shut Up! Don't talk about me like that?! Since when do i do it to you. She raised an eyebrow at him and then he remembered the times he teased her and psycho.
Wheezy: Oh yeah that's right. Sorry.
Riz: It's ok. i can help you. All you have to do is follow one simple thing.
Wheezy: And that is?
Riz: Be yourself. He nodded and rosanna came back out in a green dress that went to her knees. he stared at her, but snapped ot of it quickly. Smart guy and stupid went looking for greasy and found him at a bar beat up with hearts around his head.He regained his self.
Smart Guy: Sheesh, grease. what the heck happened to you.
Greasy: I don't know, But these are some fine senorita's here! they shook their heads and walked him back to the nightclub where the other's were. Rosanna caught greasy's eye.
Greasy: (Whispering to wheezy) Who's the hot-looking woman. this made him ticked off.he punched greasy in the side.
Greasy: What the heck was THAT for?! He cursed in spanish, but was stopped by riz.
Riz: Look, that's wheezy's love at first sight, ok?! So don't try and ruin his chance of getting a girlfriend.
Greasy: I bet you $50.00 he won't get her tonight.
Riz: All right, Greasy. You're on! They shook hands.
Greasy; Finally, i got what i wanted. the touch of your hand. she rolled her eyes and they jumped in the car and drove off. they were on a street when they saw devious running with a bunch of magazines. riz and smart guy pulled out their guns and started shooting. he ran faster ad vanished around a turn, dropping a magazine. they stopped and greasy picked up the magazine which was a Playboy magazine. he grinned happily and ran back in. e loked at it with his eyes wide and tongue hanging out panting. when they finally caught up to devious keeping their distance, he walked into an old building. they though of a plan.
Riz: I'll distracted the guards while you guys sneak in. they nodded and riz disguised herself as a business woman and walked up to the guards.
Riz: Hello, I'm saleswoman, Rizzle Razzle. Is this a bad time to talk about a special offer. the two toon dogs looked at each other.
Dog 1: No problem, miss.
Dog 2: What did you hve in mind, miss?
Riz; Just come along with me and we'll talk over it. They nodded and walked off. the other's snook in and just when they thought it would be easy, a flash of light came on all of a sudden. and devious was right there on a chair.
Devious:Well, well. It's look like i found a few snoops in my lair! And do you know what i do to snoops?! I kill them.
Smart Guy: Yeah. I bet you do! Look, just come with us and it will be over. don't make us play rough. then a cage fell on all of them.
Devious: You were saying?
Psycho: (To Himself) Hurry up, riz. Riz was now showing the dogs a book. when she gave it to them, they opened it and were sprayed with knock out gas. she carried them to the car and threw them in the trunk. she ran in quietly and saw the other's tied over tank of dip. she panicked. she couldn't let him murder her honey and her friends. The door was locked. she then got out her gun and aimed at the door.
Devious: So long sucker's! He was about to lower them when he heard gun shots and saw the door kicked open.
Riz: FREEZE!!!! she then was lifted up in a rope net. she struggled to get out.
Riz: You won't get away with this.
Devious: Oh do shut up, ya stripper. this made her angry instantly.
Riz: What did you say?!
Devious: You heard me! Stripper. She made her teeth razor sharp and cut herself free. she landed on her feet. the toon patrol saw fire in her eyes, and she had an angry-evil grin. she ran to him and kicked him, then punched him. she saw wheezy's tommy gun and picked it up ans shot at him with it.
Riz; That's right, DANCE!!!! she then started shooting at him with her gun. she then took stupids bat and hit him multiple times with it.
Devious: OK, OK! I surendder! You win! I'm sorry. he then passed out cold. she looked at the other's who looked at her with wide eyes.
Riz: What?! I don't like being cad that!they looked at each other and nodded. she took the control remote and moved them away from the dip and lowered them to the ground and untied them.
Smart Guy: And i know now why not to call you stripper.
Greasy: No you did not!
Smart Guy: Well i knew she'd get angry. i just didn't expect her to do that though.
Wheezy: Who knew? they all carried him to the car and threw him in the trunk. they then drove to the police and returned him. then they went back to the nightclub. wheezy then came to rosanna blushing red in his face.
Wheezy: Rosanna. I want you to know that i love you. i really do.
Rosanna: Really? oh your so sweet. she then grabbed him and locked lips with him. redness started rising from his feet to his head and he made a high whistling sound like a kettle on a stove. he then melted into a puddle of love. Riz then looked at greasy with a sly grin on her face.
Greasy: Why are you looking at me like that?
Riz: The bet?
Greasy: Darn it! he then gave her fifty bucks. she giggled and put it in her purse. Then the light's stared dimming high and low, and flashing colors. Riz was excited. she and psycho ran to the floor and started dancing hand and hand widly. the other's watched the two.
Announcer: now it's for.....RANDOM DANCING!!!
Riz and Psycho: YAAAAAAAAAY!! They then danced randomly, but it lasted only for 2 minutes. they then square danced. and finally, they stopped and sat back down. after an hour, they all got in the car and drove back home. It was good fr all of them. They al took a vacation...kinda, Wheezy got a girlfriend, riz and sycho got to dance their own way without people saying anythin about it. They all got in bed.
Psycho: This has been a crazy night huh riz?
Riz: Yep, psycho. it sure has. You were great on the floor.
Psycho: Was i really? She then kissed him. he blushed.
Riz: Does that answer your question? He nodded happily, and they both fell asleep. they all learned two important things that night.
1. Love can happen at anytime, any place.
2. Don't EVER call riz a stripper or else she'll rip you to bits. They'd never forget this night. Ever!
The End
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