carnival kings

[disneyplease]

well folks here y'all are, another parody, also for another act from the amanda show.This one also features the pig from the first, hope everyone enjoys it.


At the annual ToonTown carnival,

A debate for next years carnival king. On stage, Mrs.packard (from disney's Atlantis) is the host.

Mrs.packard:(with an ever bored expression) Greetings everyone . . . ., welcome to the debate for next years carnival king . . ., The winner of this debate will be crowned carnival king, . . . . . ., clap already ya demons!

everyone there claps

Mrs.packard: our first contestant is . . ., Jerald Pitchpork

then a familiar pig boy in a blue suit and orange pokadot tie stands up towards the microphone

Mrs.packard: And running against Jerald is . . ., the Toon Patrol

the 5 weasels slowly rise up behind Mrs.packard

Psycho: hee-hee,hee

Mrs. packard: yeah . . . ., alright lets begin the debate, Jerald . . ., go!

Jerald: thank you Mrs.packard, greetings fellow citizens of ToonTown, I'd like to be the next carnival king because I believe tha-

he is interupted by Psycho, for Psycho was giggling and Jumping on the stage

Jerald: uhh-

Jerald leaves his spot and seizes Psycho

Jerald:(whispering) what are you doing?

Psycho: JUMPING

Psycho tries to jump some more, but Jerald stops him

Jerald:(whispering) Im trying to give my speech!

Psycho: hee, hee-hee , hee,hee

psycho goes back with the other weasels

Jerald: uh, anyway, I'd like to be the next carnival king ,because I believe in a-

he is once again intrupted, for Stupid slowly smashed a cupcake in jeralds face

Jerald:( shouting) WHAT did you just put in my face?

Stupid: Duh, a cupcake

Jerald: WHY?

Stupid: duh, I dunno

Stupid goes back with the others

Jerald: anyway, I'd-

he is once again interupted, for all the weasels were eating corn on a cob. Getting fustraighted, Jerald marches towards them

Jerald:(snarling) WHAT- ARE- YOU- DOING-NOW!?

Greasy: just having some corn, senior

Jerald: Could ya wait til Im done!

Psycho:( showing a noneaten corn on a cob)Do you want some corn too!

Jerald: NO!

Psycho: hee,hee-hee, hee, hee

as Jerald was continuing his speech, Psycho, who was behind him, put his fingers in Jeralds mouth, slowy stretching Jeralds cheeks

Jerald: Wha- aw-ya doin- ta ma mouth!

Psycho: Stretching it

Jerald: MRS.PACKARD!

Mrs.packard:(not even caring) mr. psycho, please take your fingers out of his mouth

Psycho: Okay, since you asked nicely

Psycho let go

Jerald: thankyou!

Psycho: hee,hee-hee,hee,hee

Jerald: in conclusion, fellow citizens, I'd make a great carnival king, if you pick me you're making the right choice and -

he is once again interupted, for Stupid poured a boat of gravy on Jeralds head

Jerald:(angrily) WHAT DID YA POUR ON MY HEAD?!

Stupid: Duh, gravy

Jerald:WHY DID YOU POUR GRAVY ON MY HEAD?!

Stupid: duh, I like gravy

Jerald: me too, BUT NOT ON MY HEAD!

Psycho: hee,hee,hee-hee-hee-hee,hee,hee,hee

Jerald: OKAY, THAT DOES IT, YOU WEASELS DRIVIN ME OUTAH THE RACE

Jerald ran off the stage , screaming and waving his arms in the air like a mad toon

Mrs.packard: and now the new carnival king is . . . . ., the Toon Patrol

then everyone applauses, and cheers

The End

well what do you think?

[Syrup]

Oh my gosh. XD That was funny.

[disneyplease]

Thank you, Syrup. Is there any one else that has anything to say to this fic. Anyone or anything at all . . . . . ., well anyone, (sweetly) please?

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[Fisi]

XD!!! CALL THE DOCTOR I'M LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF!!!

[Syrup]

*calls a doctor* Hello, doctor? I think Fisi is dying. From what? From laughter. WHAT?! You won't come?! Issues. *hangs up*

[disneyplease]

thanks you guys, I totally apreciate your comments. For new parody fics, Im thinking about doing a scene from the Disney live-action movie " the mighty ducks", and a parody for the movie "HomeAlone". Any comments on that, or more for this fic.

DisneyPlease!

[Mellow]

Ha, Haha, ha ha ha, HAAAAA, HHHEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HELP ME! My spirit is coming out!!! grab it, GRAB IT!!! lol x 15

[psychojr]

me. lol so hard. thank god im immune to dieing to laughter. but good story

[Syrup]

I'LL SAVE YOU PSYCHO'S CHICA! *attempts to grab her soul* Oh, nope. Sorry, can't save you. *shrugs*

[Mellow]

NEVERMIND, i got it back in. THANK Goodness I'm okay now.

[Syrup]

D'OH BOY! YOU'RE ALIVE! ^_^

[disneyplease]

Thank you for all the complements people, sorry I have'ent responded for a while, I was at My grandmothers for the weekend, but Im back now

DisneyPlease!