Chirstmas Calamities: A toon patrol and riz story

[Mellow]

The Toon Patrol and Riz were driving home from a christmas party at thier friend's, roger and jessica rabbit's house.

Riz: We gotta keep a close eye on stupid next time, huh smart guy?

Smart Guy: Yeah. even though poor flasher had tried to stop him.

While they were at the christmas party, stupid was just looking around, but wasn't looking where he was going. flasher was beside a barrel of eggnog they made for the party when stupid bumped into him, and both fell in the barrel full of eggnog, and to make it worst, the lid shut on them. they drank all the eggnog when the barrel was tipped over and they both came out, drunk, smiling, and hiccuping. the toon patrol decided it was time to go. so they left. when they finally made it home, Stupid and Flasher jumped out the back and started singing in the front yard.

Flasher: Seven maids of milking,

Stupid: Six maids of milking,

Both: FIVE MAIDS OF MILK-. a tree branch fell on thier heads.

Flasher: Look at the pretty stars.

Stupid: Oooo Hee hee, Look at the cute tweeting birds.

Riz and psycho tried to hide their giggles, but couldn't.

Riz: What the heck. we can't hide our giggles in. They both collapsed on the ground, clutching their stomach's laughing. riz controlled her giggle's, but she had to stop psycho from laughing too much. she threw a snowball at him. he looked at her.

Psycho: What was that for?

Riz: To save you from laughing yourself too much.

Psycho: True. thanks.

Riz: My pleasure.

Wheezy: Well, what will we do with the two drunk singers?

Riz: I'll carry them in.

Greasy: (snickering)I'd like to see that happen.

Riz picked up the two weasels and put them over her shoulders and laid one of them on a chair, and the other on the couch.

Greasy: I stand corrected.

the other 6 then got dressed for bed and went to sleep after that.

[psychojr]

good chapter. drunk singers good one

[Syrup]

Oh no, Stupid got drunk. XP
More stupid than usual, heh heh. Nice chapter.

[Mellow]

When they woke up the next morning, all 6 of them went to see how stupid and flasher were.

Flasher: (moaning) Guys, remind me never to be by a barrel of any drink as long as stupid isn't beside me.

Stupid: Duh, last night's kinda a blur.

Riz: We'll explain what happened later, right now, can i play on the piano?

Smart Guy: Sure.

Riz; Thanks. She got on the piano in the guest room and started playing and singing a song.

Riz: " I was walking in the snow, it was freezing below,
as i was walking to my friend's house on christmas
day in the morning".

As she was singing, she noticed Greasy and Wheezy pretending to play a piano like as if they were mocking her. she was beggining to be convinced, but she continued.

Riz: "While i was walking along the road, two boys came along,
and started copying my movements along the way
on chrismas day, in the morning."

She turned around again while playing, and noticed greasy was acting exacly like her and wheezy was saying words like she was. she was beggining to get mad. she kept playing.

Riz: " I'm was getting very angry, i wanted to clonk their
heads together, and mash them together since
their making me mad on christmas day in the. she
stopped playing.

Riz: ( Managing to pick up the piano with her powers and run at them and throw it at them) " MORNING!!!"

Wheezy and Greasy's eyes widened.

Greasy: run, run, Run, RUN!!! they tried running, but were running in the same place without moving. then the piano landed on top of them. Wheezy saw stars while greasy saw blue tweeting birds. both eyes were rolling in their heads. Psycho saw what happened and started laughing at them.

Smart Guy: ( With his mouth dropped) Riz, how did you get these powers anyway?

She shrugged, and went to the kitchen to get a cup of hot tea. she wanted to read a story. she still had twas the night before christmas, she took it to the living room and read it aloud to herself.

Riz: Twas the night before christmas,

Slimy; And wheezy was smoking.

Riz: And all through the house,

Stupid: Duh why is it always a house? There's kids who live in apartments.

Riz: And all through the APARTMENTS, not a creature was stirring,

Smart Guy: Expect for Stupid snoring.

Stupid:Duh,Hey! Not true.

Smart Guy: So true.

Stupid: It is not!!

Riz: ( Speaking annoyed, but soft) Stop it You two! she continued reading.

Riz: Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Psycho: A mouse? Ha! You wish. Your in an apartment, sister. that's a rat!!

Riz was laughing so hard, that she fell to the floor.

Smart Guy: Is this the part where the kids have sugar plums dancing in their heads?

Riz: Yeah.

Stupid: Duh whats that mean, i think their hulusinating.

Riz: ( Looking at wheezy and greasy) i think their still hulusinating. they laughed at what she said.

Riz then used her powers to lift the piano up off of them and put it back in the proper place. the two weasels got up and apologized to her for mocking her like that.she forgave them.

[Mellow]

They all went outside to have fun.Smart Guy and Greasy teamed up against Psycho and Riz to a snowball war, while Stupid was busy making snow angels, Wheezy was relaxing in a chair, while Slimy and Flasher threw snowballs at each other.
Just as they were playing, roger and jessica came up to them.

Riz: Hey Jessica , Hi Roger. You wanna play with us? they both nodded and both built a fort to battle against the other four. after awhile, they all went for some hot chocolate to warm up.

Roger: Hey riz, can you guess what this tune is? He then put a record on a record player and right away she knew what it was.

Riz: Ooo Merry Go round Broke-Down, my favorite. let's dance.

Roger grabbed riz by her hands and started dancing and laughing. the others watched as she was able to keep up with roger's constant movements.

Smart Guy: How does she do it?

Wheezy: ( shrugging) i guess we'll never know.

Jessica: (chuckling) I'm a bit surprised myself. i can only keep up with him for only five minutes.

After ten minutes of non-stop dancing, roger and riz took a break.

Smart Guy: How do you do it, riz?

Riz; ( giggling) Easy, Just let your legs and laughter do it for you.

Greasy: Makes sense. they looked up at the clock. it was 6:00. Roger and his wife had to leave but promised they could come back in an hour. The toon patrol had to leave anyway to finish shopping.

Riz: I'll stay here and watch the turkey. You guys go ahead.

Smart Guy: Ok riz, we'll see ya soon when we get back. they all left to go to the mall.

[Mellow]

When they arrived, the toon patrol went inside.

Slimy: Me and flasher will keep an eye on the car. the others nodded and went in. slimy then looked at flasher.

Slimy: i dare ya to stick your tongue to the pole.

Flasher: Deal. he stuck his tongue to pole and then tried to move away, but it was stuck to the pole like glue.

Flasher: uh slimy... Help!

Slimy: i'd knew you'd fall for that one. we'll have to wait until the other's get back out. Flasher glared at him. he then punched slimy in his stomach.

Flasher: There. Now we are even.

Meanwhile back at their house, riz was watching tv when she heard the timer go off in the kitchen. she walked out of the living room, but when she did, a light on the tree shorted out, setting the tree on fire quickly. she went to pull the turkey out the oven when she touched the stove handle.

Riz:(pulling her hand away) ow! If i were an ovenmit. Then she heard the smoke dectector go off. she ran into the living room and saw the tree on fire. she ran and grabbed a fire exinghister. but when she squeezed the handle, snakes like those in a can shot out making the fire worse. she read it and it said novelity toy.

Riz: Darn it, guys. she ran to get another and came back and used it. this one squirted out liquid, but it was a brown, flammable liquid. she read it and it said rum on it.

Riz:( Throwing it down hard) Oh, come on! is there not anormal one in here?! she ran in her room to get another, but while she was doing this, the oven started smoking up. She got a third one, and this time it squirted out foam. the fire was put. she sighed with relief.

Riz: Oh no, the turkey! she ran into the kitchen to see orange in the oven which was flames. as she stepped passed it, it exploded in front of her. her face looked like it was sun-burned, a piece of flying glass cut her across her forehead and chest. the impact of her hitting the wall knocked her unconsicious. Roger and Jessica walked through the back door and into the kitchen and saw the girl.

Jessica: oh no, Riz! Roger, put the fire out, i'll carry her to the car. she picked up the 13-year-old girl and carried her to their car, while roger put out the fire with baking soda. they then sped off to the hospital.

Jessica: I'll call the other's. She then picked up her phone.

[Mellow]

Meanwhile, The Toon Patrol had just finished getting flasher's tongue off the pole and when it did, Flasher held back screams of pain. as they got in the car, smart guy's phone went off. he picked it up and answered it.

Smart Guy: Hello?

Jessica: Smart Guy, It's jessica.

Smart Guy: Hello.

Jessica: Me and roger are at the hospital.

Smart Guy: What's Wrong?

Jessica: it's Riz.

Smart Guy: Hang on, we'll be right there. He then sped like he never speeded before.

Greasy: Boss, what's wrong?

Smart Guy: Jessica and roger are at the hospital. She said that it involves riz. we gotta hurry and see what happened. 5 minutes later, they arrived and jumped out of the car fast. they ran into the waiting room where they saw roger and jessica.

Smart Guy: What happened to her?

Jessica; When we walked in, we saw flames coming out of the oven, and riz was unresponsive. she looked sun-burned in the face, had two cuts. one on her forehead and one on her chest. Her doctor will come out soon and tell us if she's okay.

Smart Guy: I sure do hope so. They all waited. Psycho looked more worried than ever. he looked paler in the face than ever, he was shaking all over, Had lit three cigarettes in his mouth, His swirls were swirling faster by the minute, and was sweating constantly. He looked like a nervous wreck. smart guy went over to him and patted him on his back. greasy kept looking at the clock, wheezy sweated all over, slimy and flasher were all shakey like jelly, stupid constantly sucked his thumb to calm himself down, and smart guy kept walking back and forth looking at the clock. after 20 minutes of waiting, a doctor came in. Smart Guy looked worried.

Smart Guy: How is she? Is she gonna be all right?

Doctor: She's in a coma right now. she has 1st degree burns on her hands and face from the flash of the fire, all of her wounds from the glass are treated. We think she'll be okay, but just to be safe, we'll keep her here tonight. you can all go see her, but no smoking allowed, pressurized oxygen is very flammable. Psycho and wheezy put out their cigarettes and they all went to see riz. her room was 278, and they walked in and saw her. she was in a bed, still in a coma. the other's had sad expressions on their faces. Psycho seemed the saddest of them all. Psycho and Smart Guy went beside her. everyone in her room each had a teardrop in their eye.

Greasy: I hope she makes it.

Wheezy: So do i.

At this point, Psycho was in tears. His eye's were streaming with tears. everyone noticed, but didn't say anything. they knew this was the toughest thing to face. he then went beside her and gently touched her cheek.

Psycho:( pulling his finger back) Ow! No one said her face would feel hot. I hope she makes it guys. really i do.

Smart Guy: We all do, buddy. it's really scaring me as much as it is to all of us. the others decided to go home and clean up the damage. psycho said that he would call them if anything happened. it was just psycho and her. he went beside her with his hand on hers and broke down.

Psycho: (sobbing) Please Riz, please wake up, please wake up. i need you. i love you. Please wake up, PLEASE!! at that time, smart guy had to come back up to get something. when he opened the door a crack, he saw psycho beside riz sobbing and telling her to wake up. this made his heart sink. he went beside his pal and patted him. just then, psycho felt her hand move. they both saw her eye's blinking. smart guy went to get the other's. she then looked at psycho.

Riz: Psycho.. where am i?

Psycho: Your in the hospital. but what matters now is that your ok. he played with her hair and kissed her cheek. she smiled.the other's came in and saw her. they all cheered, played games, and talked.

Riz: How long was i out for?

Greasy: About an hour to be exact.

Wheezy: What do you recall?

Riz: I remember a big explosion from the stove and that's it.

Smart Guy: Well what matters now is that your ok.

Riz; I'm glad im alive too. They all spent the night at the hospital.Smart guy, greasy, and wheezy slept on a chair, stupid layed on a table, slimy and flasher layed on the sink counter, and psycho slept on the end of riz's bed. they all went into a deep sleep.

[Mellow]

The next morning at 9:00, riz was released from the hospital in stable condition. They went home to celebrate her survival of a horrific accident. while the others were inside, riz and psycho were outside making snow angels. they then went walking around the house. when they looked above them, there was a mistile toe tree. riz smiled at psycho.

Riz: Merry Christmas, Psycho. they both put their lips together and kissed. but when they were, smart guy sneaked up behind them.

Smart Guy: Looks like i found two lovebirds out here, huh? I knew you had feelings for her, i just knew it.

Psycho: How'd ya know?

Smart Guy: I heard you in her room last night.

Psycho: You saw all that didn't you?

Smart Guy: Yep. I heard and saw everything.

Riz: Just promise you won't tell the other's, ok?

Smart Guy: Your secrets safe with me. Come on in, there's hot chocolate in the kitchen.

Psycho: CHOCOLATE!!! he then ran inside. riz looked at smart guy and smiled.

Riz: He sure loves chocolate.

Smart Guy: He's been like that. but at least it doesn't get him hyper.

Riz; Thank goodnees for that. They both laughed and went inside. Despite she ended up in the hospital in a coma in an accident, she was happy to be alive andshe thought that this was the best christmas ever.

Riz: And one more thing.

Smart Guy: Yeah?

Riz: Who had two novolity fire estinghister's?

Smart Guy: I have no clue. They chuckled again and hittheirs mugs together and enjoyed their hot chocolate.

THE END

[psychojr]

oh man, that made me cry, and thats exstreamly hard to do. it made me believe it really happened. good story.

[Syrup]

Good story, but eh... deja vu with chapter two.

[Mellow]

Here's a joke/ question. boy and girl are on the phone

Boy: so what do you get when you get this dejavu thing?

Girl: dejavu.

Boy: What do you get with this dejavu thing?

Girl: Dejavu.

Boy: What do get when you cross this ummm dejavu thing?

Girl: ( a little angry) Dejavuuuu!

Boy: What do you-

Girl: ( Angry) DEJAVUUUU!!!!!!. she then hung up the phone.

Buy: Yeesh! I was just gonna ask her what do you get when you cross a bug with a monkey.