their love interest

[Harley]

since it's apparently off-topic to mention in previously posted threads, i am curious...

has anyone ever considered that the toon patrol/some of them could be gay? i mean, no one other than Greasy shows any interest in girls.

discuss.

[Tokey]

Well, I agree, They very well could be!

I just like to think that Greasy is a sex addict. That way if I dressed up and stuff, he could still take me out on a date.

[Harley]

i think Greasy would just take what he can get. a romantic, yea...

[Syrup]

Could be possible, yeah. But I think they're just focused on their work, that I know of. Greasy is focused on his work, too. But when he's around girls, he's most likely got nothing else but them on his mind. But I agree with what Tokey said, too.

[KrazyRandomness]

*shrugs* Could be. Never really talks about their sexuality...

*cough* And I DO make slash fics of them....

[Tokey]

*cough* I would like to be set up with Greasy *cough*

[KrazyRandomness]

Okie dokie.

[Greasy]

I thought many times about that, to make that clear and I´m not ashamed about it,
so for the start I sometimes thought Smart Guy could be gay, cause of the pink suit and he looks like he takes care of his appearance. He has maniquered nails, very short wriskers.
But don´t really know, we don´t see enough about his behavior in the movie.
Greasy is one who often or very often thinks about sex for sure, but I wouldn´t think that i is gay, or in any other way interested in a boy, he would more goo to an ugly girl it he doesn´t get a hot lady, than to a boy. Or went to a brothel. I always saw my elf as one of those people who are similar to Greasy and I would see other males as rivalry for getting girls.
I don´t have anything about that slash things, but if I would be Greasy I would make fun of Wheezy and Psycho cause I´m a real macho and it would be shameful for me, if someone thinks that I would like boys. And I would say Greasy has a real big ego, he would lock the door of his room and satisfy himself with porn magazines, than to to go against his nature.

[Harley]

i think smartass is the most likely the be full out gay, but i totally see wheezy and greasy having a secret romance. none of them would ever admit it though!

[Cooper]

Or they could have prison syndrome.

I like to think that since they all work together, if they be together and don't go off to do their wild fancies for a long, they'd have no CHOICE but to resort to other methords.

Prison syndrome is basically "Oh gosh we've known each other for so long, and I can't play my games!! I wonder what'll it be like to do..... other things *WINKWINK*"

But, the thing is, if they ever depart/fired/quit from their jobs, the syndrome'll wear off and they'll go back to their old lives.

That's why every time I see a yaoi/slash piece, I like to think they're under prison syndrome.

[Harley]

i kinda thought that would be how their interest started. always working together, five male weasels living together. you know they aren't good with ladies, seeing how hated they are...you'd get desperate.

but iuno, i could see love.

[Cooper]

It's possible, but with Greasy's outright attraction to woman (Hand down breast as an example), there's a slight chance he could still like women (Or be Bisexual). With his love for sex, he may do both.

They don't seem hated THEN, they'd just look feared. I'm hated by a lot of people and I'm averse to it, but I don't get desperate and kill myself to get out of my troubles.

[Harley]

yea, i mean, i'm sure they'd be bisexual if anything

[Cooper]

Well good, we found an answer to the pointless arguments.

"THEY'RE GAY."
"THEY'RE STRAIGHT"
"They're bisexual. Shut up."

[Harley]

badabing!