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Post by Fisi on Dec 19, 2009 18:48:07 GMT -5
Chapter: 1
"'Twas the night before Christmas-"
"And Vanessa is eating chili."
"And all through the house-"
"But what about the apartments? How does Santa get in the apartments?"
"AND all through the apartments. Not a creature was stirring-."
"Except for Roger Rabbit, who you know is screaming "MERRY CHRISTMAS" every Christmas Eve."
"NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING NO EVEN A MOUSE!!!"
"Mouse? Hah, your in a apartment, that's a RAT!!!"
"And the stockings were hung by the chimney with care-."
"And believe me the room could use some fresh air. Seriously, how does that story started?"
"CLYDE! How am I supposed to read this, if you two won't shutup." said Smartguy as he closed the book he was reading to Clyde, Kenny, and Bonnie, who was sitting on the couch.
Clyde and Bonnie snickered, while Kenny giggled. Smartguy sighed. He stood up, picked up Kenny, and went to the kitchen. When he went there he could smell the roasted ham Juarez was making.
"Hey sweetface." said Juarez.
"Hey babe." he said, then put Kenny in a baby seat.
"Did they enjoy it?"
"I wasn't finish, but to me they already enjoyed it." said Smartguy, then walked to Juarez.
At that very sametime, Clyde and Bonnie saw Psycho, Stupid, Wheezy, and Greasy come in. Psycho quickly ran to the couch, grabbed the remote, and turned on the t.v.
"HeeHe, nothings says Christmas without Christmas shows."
"Hey guys." said Greasy.
"Hey Dad, can we go Christmas shopping?" Bonnie asked.
"Not now, I'm going upstairs." he said, then went upstairs while he said something in Spanish.
"Let's into Stupids room, to see what he have." said Clyde.
"Yeah." said Bonnie.
They both nodded, and began to walk upstairs. Leaving Stupid, Wheezy, and Psycho in the living room.
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Post by Syrup on Dec 20, 2009 2:22:19 GMT -5
Omigosh HAH! The beginning is hilarious! xD Did yew get that from Jeff Dunham?
But kewl story thingamabobber =P.
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Post by Fisi on Dec 20, 2009 7:41:58 GMT -5
Thanx Syrup. ^_^.
Yup, it was funny so I put it as the beginning of the story.
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Post by Fisi on Dec 20, 2009 13:49:43 GMT -5
Chapter: 2
There was then a knock on the door.
"Duh, who is it?" Stupid asked.
"It's me, Stupid, let me in."
"Duh, me who?"
"It's the pizzaman, WHO THE HECK YOU THINK THIS IS?!?"
Stupid opened the door, and Vanessa was there.
"Oh, hi Vanessa." he said, letting Vanessa inside.
"Hey Stupid, hey guys." said Vanessa.
"What are you doing here?" Wheezy asked, leaning on the window.
"I'm here cause I need to practice my song I just made up, and since Dad won't buy me a piano since the accident with my uncle, I can use yours."
"What piano-." Wheezy began, but all of a sudden saw the piano.
"Now excuse me, like I said I need to practice." she said, then sat on a seat and started playing.
Vanessa: I saw some dudes come sailing in, on Christmas day, on Christmas day
I saw some dudes come sailing in, on Christmas day in the morining.
As she kept playing the piano, Wheezy had an evil look on his face and looked at Stupid. Stupid didn't know why Wheezy had an evil look, but he just smiled and said nothing.
Vanessa: Everyone was merry, everyone cheered, on Christmas day, on Christmas day
Everyone was merry, everyone cheered, on Christmas day in the morning.
When she looked at the corner of her eye, she noticed Wheezy and Stupid making fun of her.
Vanessa: I'm am starting to get soo mad, on Christmas day, on Christmas
I got up and bashed their heads, Christmas day-
Vanessa picked up the piano and ran towards them.
"IN THE MORNING!!!"
Juarez, Smartguy, and Kenny watched as she began to carry it.Wheezy and Stupids eyes widen. She smashed the piano at them and went to the kitchen mumbling something about them. As for them, they started seeing stars around their heads while Psycho was laughing at them. Vanessa opened the fridged.
"Do you guys have any chili?" Vanessa asked.
"Um, how did you carry that piano?" Juarez asked.
Vanessa shrugged. She walked back to the living room and sat on the couch next to Psycho. Vanessa began to cock a brow when she picked up the Night Before Christmas book. Clyde and Bonnie ran downstairs.
"We couldn't find anything, except for this baseball bat." said Clyde, taking out the baseball bat out of his back.
"Gimme that." said Vanessa, then snatched Stupids baseball bat away from Clyde.
She then puts it down and opened the book. Clyde and Bonnie sat next to Vanessa and looked at the book.
"Isn't that the part when the kids are sleeping while sugar plums are dancing around their heads?" Clyde asked.
"Yeah."
"What does that mean?" Clyde asked.
"Their hullusinating."
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Post by smartguy02011986 on Dec 20, 2009 15:58:24 GMT -5
Chapter: 1 Very nice I am like SmartGuy when my little nephews talk when I am reading a story to them. It gets me mad and upset but I get over it.
Chapter:2 Nice work just like the pic. you did.
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Post by Syrup on Dec 20, 2009 16:05:40 GMT -5
Hehe hallucinating, This is funny story ^:^
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Post by Fisi on Dec 20, 2009 16:11:08 GMT -5
Thanx guys.^_^.
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Post by Fisi on Dec 20, 2009 16:38:22 GMT -5
Chapter: 3
"Just like them?" Bonnie asked, pointing at Wheezy and Stupid who still are having stars.
"Yup."
Smartguy, who was carrying Kenny, came to the living room. He looked at Wheezy and Stupid, then at Clyde and Bonnie.
"So, you want me to continue the story, or what?" Smartguy asked.
They nodded. Vanessa passed the book to Smartguy then stand up so that he would sit next to them. As he sat down, Smartguy put Kenny on his lap. Clyde flipped the pages.
"Is this where we are?"
"Yup, Vanessa read some of it." Bonnie lied.
"Ok, As Santa got on his sleigh and gave his team a whistle-."
"Gotta go quick, there's the cops with their pistols."
"I heard him exclaim and drove out of sight-."
"Merry Christmas to all, oh darn I ran over your bike."
Smartguy closed the book before he groaned. Vanessa snickered.
"At least the story is over Smartguy. You don't have to worry about them interrupting again since your done." she said.
Wheezy and Stupid woked up and stood.
"Duh, what happened?" Stupid asked.
"Smartguy was done reading the story." said Vanessa.
Greasy came down stairs and brung a latter with him. Everyone cocked their heads to the side, seeing Greasy with a latter.
"Greasy...why you brung a latter?" Smartguy asked.
"Cause Boss, you won't mind if we can put up the mistletoe?" Greasy asked.
"Eh, sure why not."
He nodded and put the latter down. He grabbed the mistletoe and hung it up.
"What's a mistletoe?" Bonnie asked.
"It's when you stand under it and if your with someone, you have to kiss 'em." said Vanessa.
"EEEEEWWW!!!" Clyde and Bonnie said in unison.
"Heehe, can't wait." said Psycho, then he ate a mint.
Vanessa rolled her eyes at him, not even wanting to know who he wanna kiss.
"It's snowing outside." she said.
"CAN WE?!?" Clyde and Bonnie asked.
"Uh, Boss?" Greasy asked.
"Yeah, we can. It's perfect for Kenny, since it's going to be his first snow."
"Snow?" Kenny asked.
"Thats perfect, we'll go to the ToonTown park." said Juarez who just came to the living room.
"I'll stay." said Wheezy.
"Why, too "busy", right?" Vanessa asked.
"FINE, I'll go."
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Post by smartguy02011986 on Dec 20, 2009 17:30:18 GMT -5
I like chapter 3 it nice that SmartGuy got read the rest of the story to the kids and what was with Greasy and the latter?
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Post by Syrup on Dec 20, 2009 18:36:18 GMT -5
Poor bike ={
Ooh I wonder who Psycho has on his mind xD Greasy... just any hot girl who comes along he'll try to kiss. Teehee
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Post by Fisi on Dec 20, 2009 20:44:44 GMT -5
Thanx guys. ^_^.
Smartguy: he wanna put up the mistletoe.
Syrup: So far they both like mistletoes. ;D.
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Post by smartguy02011986 on Dec 20, 2009 23:07:47 GMT -5
Oh I see now what you mean mi amiga I must have read it wrong or I would have got it sorry!
And also going off the topic I like your new Avatar its awesome LoL!
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Post by Fisi on Dec 21, 2009 6:35:10 GMT -5
It's ok. ^_^.
Thanx, SunnyD pay for the new avatar that her friend made one for me. She gave it to me as a gift.
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Post by Fisi on Dec 21, 2009 17:21:01 GMT -5
Thanx Spikey.^_^.
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Post by Fisi on Dec 22, 2009 7:58:32 GMT -5
Chapter:4
Everyone came out and headed to the Dodge. Smartguy was in the drivers seat, while Juarez was next to him with Kenny on her lap. The rest are in the back.
"What ya mugs want for Christmas?'' Smartguy asked, before he began to drive.
"I want my first kiss-.'' Psycho began, but got interrupted by their laughter.
"Psycho I think you've had alot of first kiss.'' Smartguy said.
"Oh, ha, ha.'' said Vanessa, with her arms crossed.
"I know that, I want my first kiss under the mistletoe.''
"*snickered* I think I know who's going to be under it.''
"You know what Smartguy? Sometimes you truely can be a reeeaaal Smarta-.' Vanessa began.
"HEY, HEY, HEY, we got kids in here.'' said Juarez covering Kenny's ears.
Greasy did the same with his kids. She rolled her eyes. He stopped the Dodge once they made it. Clyde and Bonnie quickly came out and started running. They got out and watched as they stick their tongues out and let the snow fall into it. Wheezy walked by to a tree and leaned on it having a cigarrette. What he didn't know, Vanessa grabbed a snowball from her hand and smirked. When he didn't notice, she quickly threw it at him. Wheezy let the smoke out of his breath and turned his head. The snowball hit directly at his face. He shaked out the snow from his face and growled.
"What was*wheezed* for?''
She shrugged and left laughing. Greasy stood there, Clyde and Bonnie both looked at eachother and ran towards him behind. They jumped on his back and they sled down the snow.
Clyde and Bonnie: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
They then crashed into a pile of snow.
"That was fun, let's do it again.'' said Clyde, then Greasy began to groaned.
Kenny was making a snow angel while his mom and his dad watched.
"Aaw ain't that cute, hope he's going to like-.'' Smartguy began.
Christmas Carolers: CHRISTMAS!!!
Smartguy jumped in a toonish way and landed on his face on the snow.
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