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Post by psychoangel51402 on May 28, 2009 23:31:43 GMT -5
They might come in handy for writing Greasy, no? Well, fatal, Cooper and I were talking about 'em on another thread, and we all figured the topic deserved its own thread. So here 'tis.
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Post by Fatal hilarity on May 29, 2009 1:53:44 GMT -5
I thought of one... but I think it'd be too suggestive.
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Post by kishi on May 29, 2009 5:15:44 GMT -5
Most pickup lines -are- kind of suggestive. XD
I've found a few that sound just terrible enough that a Toon might use them. *laughs*
"All those curves...and me without brakes."
"I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?"
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"Just where do those legs of yours end?"
"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. "
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Post by cooper on May 29, 2009 14:38:06 GMT -5
Lol here are some that or so idiotic I heard on the bus XD
"You are the Rick to my James."
"I want to 23 times 3 you."
"I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get."
And the others are well in the M section I think XD
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Post by Fatal hilarity on May 29, 2009 15:25:52 GMT -5
Well, here's what I came up with, then... it's very toon specific.
“What a curvy outline you have... lucky for you, my outline is straight as an arrow.”
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Post by psychoangel51402 on May 31, 2009 19:50:46 GMT -5
Lol, I don't get most of these but they crack me up!
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Post by kishi on May 31, 2009 20:09:17 GMT -5
Some of them you have to really think about to 'get'. XD
(Like the 23 X 3 one. And then you need to be slightly perverted enough to know what that number -means-.)
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Oh, and a few more I cooked up myself, most of them Toon specific or that could be twisted to a Toon theme:
"I like to color outside the lines, baby."
"I'd Ink and Paint you any day."
"D*** baby, was your character design by Hef?!"
(Sorry about that last one. XD If you don't get it, good. I'm almost too ashamed to post it. *laughs*)
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Jun 1, 2009 1:07:25 GMT -5
Yeah... you'll probably only understand them a long time from now, psychoangel. XP It's just as well...
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jun 4, 2009 18:44:25 GMT -5
Indeed! 'till then, I can laugh like a little kid who has no clue what's going on...
I like it that way. ^_^
Hey, kishi, (can i call ya keesh?) is that your fic in your signature? Is it posted here? i'd like to read it =)
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Jun 5, 2009 0:15:53 GMT -5
That proves that we have completely different interpretations of these things...
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Post by kishi on Jun 5, 2009 0:32:50 GMT -5
I don't have it all written yet. That's a scene from the 'future' in it.  I just wanted to have Annabelle say "ossified". (Say it! It's hilarious!) And you just have to love a kid that knows how to 'roll' a drunk. ;D Believe me though, when you do figure out what half of these mean, you'd be hitting the guy using them with a frying pan. Right in the forehead. XD Annabelle says: "Frying pan! Apply directly to the forehead!" (You ever seen that horrible commercial for "Active On", a headache remedy? Picture her saying it in that voice.) |
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jun 5, 2009 13:12:06 GMT -5
-fatal: What do you mean? 'cause I don't get 'em and I think it's funny? Why, how would you respond?
-kishi: lol, I haven't seen those commercials, but it still sounds funny!
Can't wait to see your fic when it's done!
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Jun 5, 2009 15:36:43 GMT -5
Oh, um... well, I too find them funny and stupid, and am well aware of how non-PC they are, but they also make me think of beautiful women, since I know what they mean.
Yeeaaahhhh... I lost my innocence a long time ago.
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Jun 8, 2009 20:53:03 GMT -5
Oh...
well...
I like your new avatar and signature, by the way.
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Jun 8, 2009 21:34:36 GMT -5
Er... I'm sorry. I don't want to disappoint you.
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