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Post by psychoangel51402 on Mar 16, 2009 17:55:58 GMT -5
We established in a different thread how he'd act around a girl. But what kind of girl would he like? Would she be smart, to balance him out? Or would they be stupid together?
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Mar 16, 2009 18:42:35 GMT -5
I think she'd most likely be the motherly type, and playful as well. Like, she'd tickle his belly and she'd go, "Aww, d'ya like that?" or something like that. It'd definitely be a very pure, innocent relationship, because the only impure thoughts I sense in Stupid have to do with violence. It'd be more cuddly than fiery, I'm sure. Very cute.
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Mar 16, 2009 19:40:47 GMT -5
Yes, very innocent. Like a little boy having a childish, innocent crush on a pretty school teacher; that's how I picture his mind functioning towards women.
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Mar 16, 2009 23:16:40 GMT -5
Well, they'd never have kids, then. XP
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Mar 18, 2009 12:00:27 GMT -5
*snerk* I wonder if Stupid could even figure out how... If they DID have a kid, would the kid be dumb, or intelligent? Or even maybe a supergenius?
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Mar 18, 2009 14:12:43 GMT -5
I would imagine that most likely his girlfriend would show him how. I wouldn't trust Greasy to do it, 'cause he'd probably overdo it. On the other hand, there is this exchange in Car Toon Spin:
Greasy: It's... Jessica Rabbit. She gave me the slip! Stupid: Oh boy! Was it a purty pink one?
The kid being a supergenius would be typically toony, but it's kind of rare. I'm not sure how appropriate it would be...
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Mar 18, 2009 22:23:29 GMT -5
i figured there could be a story there (the supergenius kid idea), but most likely the kid would be either of average or below average intelligence, do you agree?
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Mar 19, 2009 0:16:12 GMT -5
Yeah, I think so. Just about a level higher on the intelligence scale than Stupid... but would Stupid make a good father? He might freak out if he had a kid.
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Mar 19, 2009 13:12:21 GMT -5
aw, poor Stupid! i don't know...I imagine he'd be good with a pet kitten or something, but i don't know about a kid... regardless, he'd be better than my father. To clarify, i'm not whining about my father again, I'm just saying, if the court thinks he can be a good parent, then by their standards Stupid would be a GREAT daddy. I'm using an example to prove my point, and i have no better example. Oh, I got one. He'd be a better parent than Britney Spears...oh, wait, anyone would probably be better parent than her...even Psycho. Now I must go to the Psycho threads and ask if HE would be a good daddy ^_^
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Post by Fatal hilarity on Mar 19, 2009 14:31:03 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm not sure if Stupid has the ability to teach things, which is one of the most important jobs of a father. It's one reason I doubt my ability to be one... the lessons of life? If I don't have it all figured out, then how can Stupid? Perhaps the mom would be forced to do most of the work...
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Post by jebikun on Mar 19, 2009 22:06:53 GMT -5
I imagine that stupid would have his own philosophy of life when raising a kid. Like Forrest Gump with his 'Life is like a box of chocolate' thingy...hey this sounds good with Stupid too X) I also think his wife should be at least slightly smarter than him, tho...
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Post by Miss Moonstruck on Mar 19, 2009 22:15:31 GMT -5
I'm sure his wife would have a HEART OF GOLD.
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Mar 19, 2009 22:53:28 GMT -5
i think the kit-rearing would mostly be left to the mother in the case of all the Toon Patrollers... except maybe Smart Guy.
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Post by wifeofsmartass on Apr 2, 2009 22:04:25 GMT -5
I think that Smart Ass and Wheezy would make the best fathers. Followed by Greasy, or if he had daughters. If he had sons, he'd probably encourage them to be chick magnets. But if he had girls, he wouldn't want guys disrespecting HIS beautiful daughters. Stupid is too much of a dingbat in my opinion to have kits, and Psycho is way too hyperactive. But I think that Stupid and Psycho would be good around children and would adore it, although somebody would have to supervise.
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Post by psychoangel51402 on Apr 12, 2009 22:15:45 GMT -5
that's EXACTLY what I was thinking! ^_^ lol, 'parental supervision' takes on a whole new meaning! ^_^
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