I Found Something Interesting

[Weasel Freak]

Here's what it says from wikipedia:


After the film, Jessica also appeared in the Roger Rabbit/Baby Herman shorts Tummy Trouble as a nurse, Roller Coaster Rabbit as a damsel in distress, and Trail Mix-Up as a park ranger. She also appeared frequently in the Roger Rabbit comic book series, and she had her own feature in most issues of Roger Rabbit's Toontown such as Beauty Parlor Bedlam, where she comes face to face with female weasel counterpart, Winnie.



Female weasel?! Finally! I've only seen male up to this day. Wish I could get the book but unfortunately, I'm broke right now.

[Fatal hilarity]

Lucky for you... I've got that one.
I was going to have my brother scan another story, the one about Roger being paranoid about his new weasel neighbor, but we tend to forget that sort of thing.

She's okay looking, with an hourglass figure and all, but dear Lord, does she ever have enormous lips.

[Ginger Ale]

AH! NO!! I've been waiting for you to scan and post the story. PLEEEEEEEEASE post it!!

Big lips??? Oh. Good. -.-

[wifeofsmartass]

Does she have hair? What color is her fur? What's her disposition in a nutshell?

[Fatal hilarity]

Hmm, well, you'll get a better look at her when I scan the story... but she's generally Jessica's foil.
That means her figure and hair closely resembles Jessica's. Her hair is blonde, although something about the color printing or age makes it look platinum blonde instead the plain ol' yellow on the cover. Her fur is about the same as Smarta**'s.
(Interestingly enough, she pictures herself being on magazine covers in one panel, and the colorists make it look as though she intends to dye it grey.)
...And like I said, she has these big red lips that, amazingly, distract from her idealized hourglass figure.

The point of the story is that she wants revenge, because apparently Hollywood prefers redheads over blondes, making Jessica a big star instead of her. So now she's a hairdresser and makeover artist, and intends to ruin Jessica's looks.
So I'd call her vengeful, but everything goes wrong with her plans, which makes her sort of like Wile E. Coyote.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot you can't look at the scans with your cell phone... Maybe you could borrow someone's home computer.

[wifeofsmartass]

I intend to get a new library card as soon as possible, then i can walk down to the library (it's real close; only a 25 minute walk) and use a computer there. They give you an hour a day.

[theamericanmarten]

Post some pictures some time!