Post by Sour Plum on Mar 20, 2008 15:34:09 GMT -5
The Wildebeest Cafe` is totally responsible for this chapter! THEY'RE GUILTY UNDER ALL CHARGES!!!
Chapter 1.
It was a hot day in the Serengetti, and all the animals were doing everything they could think of to cool off, including a few hyenas we all know and love.
"Man, I just gotta get me some water. I'm so hot, I feel like I could fry an egg on my brain," Banzai complained. The Hyena Trio were lying under a shady rib cage in the outlands.
"What brain?" Shenzi asked snidely. At this, Shenzi and Ed laughed. Banzai acted annoyed. He growled and pulled himself wearily to his feet.
“Are you sure you checked all the watering holes?” Banzai asked Shenzi, starting to pace.
Shenzi sighed. “Yeah, an’ they’re all either dried up or over-crowded,” she said for the hundredth time. Ed whimpered patheticly.
“Shutup, Ed! You’re not the only one who’s dehydratin’ ‘round here!” Banzai snapped, letting the heat getting to him. Ed growled his reply.
“Ok, break it up, you two!” Shenzi broke in. “We’re thirsty, so what? It’s not the end of the world. I’d rather be over-heating then have some lion chewin’ on meh behind.” Ed nodded enthusiasticly and Banzai shrugged agreeably.
“I hate lions,” Banzai muttered under his breath. He stopped pacing.
Shenzi walked over to him. “So pushy.”
“And hairy,” Banzai answered.
“And stinky,” Shenzi put in, circling him.
“And man, are they uuuuu-glee!” they said together, then burst into a fit of giggling. Ed snorted.
A loud roar sounded from the distance and they all jumped.
“Wha’s that?” Banzai asked, glancing at his companions.
“And I thought you’d know a roar when you heard one. That’s Simba’s warning call, you moron!” Shenzi replied, rolling her eyes.
“Wonder what’s going on,” Banzai thought aloud, staring into the distance.
“Whatever he’s yowling about, chances are it won’t mean noththin’ to us.” Shenzi started to relax now, and lifted a hind leg to scratch her ear. Ed giggled.
Simba roared again, and Shenzi resisted the urge to go over and stop him herself. “He’s giving me a headache,” she complained.
“I’d rather-” Banzai began, but got cut off by Shenzi.
“Don’t even start,” she said. “…..You hear that?” Shenzi asked after a couple of minutes.
“Hear what?” asked Banzai irritably. Ed gave her a questioning look.
“Tha’…. Tha’ rumblin’ noise,” she answered, looking around in confusion.
“Uh, no?” Banzai said. Ed shook his head, his tongue swaying. Just then, he noticed some pebbles on the ground hopping. He squeaked and started waving his arms wildly, trying to get his friends’ attention.
“What is it, Ed?” asked Shenzi, now on higher alert. Banzai stared ahead in horror.
“Uh, did we order any wildebeest?” he asked casually. You could now hear a great rumbling sound.
“No. Why?”
“Because WE’RE GETTIN’ SOME!!” he yelled, pointing. Indeed, there was a huge stampede of wildebeest- headed straight for them! The Hyena Trio jumped and bounded in the opposite direction.
“STAMPEDE!!” Shenzi shouted at the top of her lungs.
“WHAAAAAA!” Ed screamed. A zebra herd walked in front of them. The desperate hyenas just pushed them out of the way.
“Move it, buttheads!” yelled Shenzi. After the hyenas ran ahead, the grazing zebra herd looked in the direction of where Shenzi, Banzai and Ed came from. Their eyes widened dramatically at the huge cloud of dust and wildebeest. They all leaped out of the way in the nick of time.
Meanwhile, the Hyena Trio were running out of breath, and the stampeding wildebeest herd was edging closer.
“We’re not gonna make it!” Banzai cried, beginning to panic. “We’re hyena soup!”
Right then, Shenzi noticed a wide crack in a heap of boulders. A crack wide enough for three hyena friends to squeeze into!
“This way, guys!” she called, leaping into the gap. Shenzi stuck her head out. “Unless you wanna go two-dimensional,” she added. Her pals followed her without a moment's hesitation.
The earth shook so violently in the next few minutes, you’d assume it was a earthquake. Shenzi, Banzai and Ed got many bruises from being thrown around like tennis balls. After what seemed like a century, the rumbling stopped and the shaken hyenas crept out of their little cave.
“Well, that was exciting,” Banzai remarked.
“Yeah, let’s do it again sometime.” Shenzi replied sarcastically. Her black hair was standing on end.
“Uh-huh, right. Over my dead body,” said Banzai. Ed chuckled.
Chapter 1.
It was a hot day in the Serengetti, and all the animals were doing everything they could think of to cool off, including a few hyenas we all know and love.
"Man, I just gotta get me some water. I'm so hot, I feel like I could fry an egg on my brain," Banzai complained. The Hyena Trio were lying under a shady rib cage in the outlands.
"What brain?" Shenzi asked snidely. At this, Shenzi and Ed laughed. Banzai acted annoyed. He growled and pulled himself wearily to his feet.
“Are you sure you checked all the watering holes?” Banzai asked Shenzi, starting to pace.
Shenzi sighed. “Yeah, an’ they’re all either dried up or over-crowded,” she said for the hundredth time. Ed whimpered patheticly.
“Shutup, Ed! You’re not the only one who’s dehydratin’ ‘round here!” Banzai snapped, letting the heat getting to him. Ed growled his reply.
“Ok, break it up, you two!” Shenzi broke in. “We’re thirsty, so what? It’s not the end of the world. I’d rather be over-heating then have some lion chewin’ on meh behind.” Ed nodded enthusiasticly and Banzai shrugged agreeably.
“I hate lions,” Banzai muttered under his breath. He stopped pacing.
Shenzi walked over to him. “So pushy.”
“And hairy,” Banzai answered.
“And stinky,” Shenzi put in, circling him.
“And man, are they uuuuu-glee!” they said together, then burst into a fit of giggling. Ed snorted.
A loud roar sounded from the distance and they all jumped.
“Wha’s that?” Banzai asked, glancing at his companions.
“And I thought you’d know a roar when you heard one. That’s Simba’s warning call, you moron!” Shenzi replied, rolling her eyes.
“Wonder what’s going on,” Banzai thought aloud, staring into the distance.
“Whatever he’s yowling about, chances are it won’t mean noththin’ to us.” Shenzi started to relax now, and lifted a hind leg to scratch her ear. Ed giggled.
Simba roared again, and Shenzi resisted the urge to go over and stop him herself. “He’s giving me a headache,” she complained.
“I’d rather-” Banzai began, but got cut off by Shenzi.
“Don’t even start,” she said. “…..You hear that?” Shenzi asked after a couple of minutes.
“Hear what?” asked Banzai irritably. Ed gave her a questioning look.
“Tha’…. Tha’ rumblin’ noise,” she answered, looking around in confusion.
“Uh, no?” Banzai said. Ed shook his head, his tongue swaying. Just then, he noticed some pebbles on the ground hopping. He squeaked and started waving his arms wildly, trying to get his friends’ attention.
“What is it, Ed?” asked Shenzi, now on higher alert. Banzai stared ahead in horror.
“Uh, did we order any wildebeest?” he asked casually. You could now hear a great rumbling sound.
“No. Why?”
“Because WE’RE GETTIN’ SOME!!” he yelled, pointing. Indeed, there was a huge stampede of wildebeest- headed straight for them! The Hyena Trio jumped and bounded in the opposite direction.
“STAMPEDE!!” Shenzi shouted at the top of her lungs.
“WHAAAAAA!” Ed screamed. A zebra herd walked in front of them. The desperate hyenas just pushed them out of the way.
“Move it, buttheads!” yelled Shenzi. After the hyenas ran ahead, the grazing zebra herd looked in the direction of where Shenzi, Banzai and Ed came from. Their eyes widened dramatically at the huge cloud of dust and wildebeest. They all leaped out of the way in the nick of time.
Meanwhile, the Hyena Trio were running out of breath, and the stampeding wildebeest herd was edging closer.
“We’re not gonna make it!” Banzai cried, beginning to panic. “We’re hyena soup!”
Right then, Shenzi noticed a wide crack in a heap of boulders. A crack wide enough for three hyena friends to squeeze into!
“This way, guys!” she called, leaping into the gap. Shenzi stuck her head out. “Unless you wanna go two-dimensional,” she added. Her pals followed her without a moment's hesitation.
The earth shook so violently in the next few minutes, you’d assume it was a earthquake. Shenzi, Banzai and Ed got many bruises from being thrown around like tennis balls. After what seemed like a century, the rumbling stopped and the shaken hyenas crept out of their little cave.
“Well, that was exciting,” Banzai remarked.
“Yeah, let’s do it again sometime.” Shenzi replied sarcastically. Her black hair was standing on end.
“Uh-huh, right. Over my dead body,” said Banzai. Ed chuckled.