Post by weaselpatrolseries on Feb 2, 2021 18:45:23 GMT -5
Character: Cast:
David Lander ”Smarty” Weasel………………...……………………………….David Lander
Francisco Pino Santos Scarlato Amaro “Greasy” Weasel……......Alex Ivanovici
Jake Connor Wulfric ”Wheezy” Weasel
And Jack “Flasher” Trench………………..…………………………………......Billy Bob Thornton
Charlie Fleischer Sike ”Psycho” Weasel…………………………………....Gary Sinise
Larry “Strangler” Weaselstone………………………………………………....Rob Mello
Frederick Rojo “Stupid” Weasel…………..…………………………………..Tom Hanks
Ambrick Saint-Etienne ”Orchid” Weasel ………………………………....Veronica Taylor
Mortimer “Wacky” Myers..………………………………………………….......Rip Taylor
Pete “Slimy” Rossi……………………………………………………………........Charlie Schlatter
Matt “Sleazy” Blakes………………………………………………………….......Bradley Cooper
Wayne “Richie” Weaselington………………………………………………....Rob Paulsen
Paul Angelo Collet……………………………………………………………........Christopher Collet
Ace Shepherd………………………………………………………………….........Ron White
Additional Character; Additional Cast;
Young Smarty
Young Greasy
Young Wheezy
Young Psycho
Young Stupid
And Young Orchid…………………………………………………………….Veronica Taylor
Little Water Skier Girl,
Female Camper1,2 and 3
And Counselor Mary………………………………………………………….Sharon Mann
Male Camp Counselor……………………………………………………..David Lander
Weasel Patrol Lyrics;
Weasel Patrol, let’s go
We got some work to solve.
Weasel Patrol, come on
We got monsters to fight.
Come on Weasel Patrol, we need you
Pretending you got a silver.
But you can show me
Because I can see the way you undercover.
You know we have a mystery to solve
So Weasel Patrol be ready for your act, don’t hold back.
And Weasel Patrol if you come through
You’re gonna have to find some clues, that’s what you do.
Weasel Patrol, let’s go
You’re ready and preparing.
If we can count on you Weasel Patrol,
I know we’ll catch that villain.
CAMP ARAWAK(1977)-AFTERNOON
This episode took place in Camp Arawak in June 13,1978. The Young Weasel Patrol: 6 year old Smarty, 7 year old Greasy, 8 year old Wheezy, 5 year old Stupid and 4 year old Psycho are having fun swimming in the lake near by summer camp, Camp Arawak.
Young David Lander “Smarty” Weasel, 6, a young brown fur weasel child wears a pink swimsuit.
Young Smarty: Wow, the water is so nice, guys.
Young Francisco Pino Santos Amaro Scarlato “Greasy” Weasel, 7, a young dark brown fur weasel with short black hair and wears a green swimsuit.
Young Greasy: Yeah, David. Is such a great day for swimming.
Young Smarty:(Saw Young Stupid drinking lake water)Fred, don’t drink the lake water!
Young Fredrick “Stupid” Weasel, 5, a young brown fur weasel wears a red swimsuit.
Young Stupid: But, the water tastes good.
While the weasel brothers are swimming, the counselors Paul and Mary ride on a motor boat while they teach the little human girl how to learn how to ski water.
Little Skier Girl:It’s too fast! Slow down!
Mary, a young female teenage human with blonde hair. Mary is the counselor of Camp Arawak and Paul’s ex girlfriend. Mary and Paul are fired because of the boat incident and accidentally injure Psycho. Mary and Paul blamed each other for the accident and then broke up.
Mary:(Shout at the skier girl)You are doing great! Hey,Paul. Can I try to ride the motor boat?
Paul, 18, a young human male with blonde hair and blue eyes and wears a camp t-shirt. Paul is the counselor of Camp Arawak and Mary’s ex boyfriend. Mary and Paul are fired because of the boat incident and accidentally injure Psycho. Mary and Paul blamed each other for the accident and then broke up. Eleven years later, Paul is now 29 and rehired back to Camp Arawak after the incident.
Paul:Mary, do you realize I get fired? Right?
Mary:Come on, please?
Paul
Ok, Mary.(Mary drive the motor boat)
The young weasels are still swimming in the lake. Young Psycho saw the summer camp near the lake.
Young Charlie Fleischer “Psycho” Weasel,4, a young brown fur normal weasel wears a yellow swimsuit.
Young Psycho: Hey look, guys. That’s summer camp over there. Do you think mommy and daddy will take us there this summer?
Young Jake Connor Wulfric “Wheezy” Weasel, 8, a young normal blue fur weasel with white eyes.
Young Wheezy: I don’t know. Mom and dad can’t decide yet.
Paul and Mary’s boat are heading towards the young weasels. The young skier girl saw the weasels swimming and their motor boat Mary drives is about to run over them.
Skier Girl: (Shout at Mary and Paul)Hey! Hey! There’s kids swimming over there! Stop! Stop!
Mary: What she says?
Paul: I don’t know.
The young weasels are still swimming.
Skier Girl: THERE’S A BOAT!!! STOP!!! STOP!!!
The other young campers and counselors saw Mary and Paul’s boat about to run over the young weasels. They kept shouting and warning them to stop the boat. Mary and Paul finally heard them and saw the young weasels.
Paul: Oh no! MARY, TURN THE WHEEL!!!(Young Smarty, Greasy, Wheezy, and Stupid got out the water except for Psycho who’s still swimming) JUST GIVE ME THE WHEEL!!!(Paul accidentally push the lever shift that makes the motor boat goes faster and accidentally hit Psycho in the head)
Young Smarty, Greasy, Wheezy And Stupid: CHARLIE!!!
Skier Girl(Crying) OH MY GOD!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!
The young campers and counselors were shocked to see the incident. Psycho was unconscious with his head wound.
Young Smarty: MOM!!! DAD!!! HELP!!!(Running to get their parents)
Paul:(Angry)LOOK WHAT YOU JUST DID!!!
Mary:(Angry)ME?! IT’S YOUR FAULT, PAUL!!!
Skier Girl
PLEASE!!! SOMEONE HELP HIM!!! HELP THAT LITTLE BOY!!!(Crying)
Psycho was still unconscious and laying on the lake water.
WEASEL PATROL HOUSE-MORNING
Eleven years later, this episode took place in June 16,1988. In the morning, The Weasel Patrol are getting away for summer camp in Camp Arawak.
David Lander “Smarty” Weasel, 16, a medium tall, male umber red and peach fur weasel wears a white buttoned down shirt, with a pink diamond necklace, light pink zoot suit coat with pink diamond accessories on both sleeves , a matching light pink fedora, pink pants and spats for shoes. Smarty spoked with a young tough guy accent. Smarty is the boss of the Weasel Patrol and the second younger brother of Wheezy Weasel. Smarty is very intelligent and smart. He’s a bit of a coward sometimes. Unlike the Who Framed Roger Rabbit movie where the Toon Patrol become villains, Smarty and his five brothers are good and friendly main heroes of the new series. Unlike the movie, Smarty doesn’t warn his brothers that they will die laughing because the fan made series doesn’t feature people or animals die laughing.
Smarty:(Packing his clothes)I can’t wait for summer camp, guys.
Ambrick Saint-Etienne “Orchid” Weasel, 13, a young and short male human with lavender eyes, white skin, and black hair. Orchid wears a magenta dress shirt with purple bow tie, overalls, shorts, and socks, and magenta shoes and Orchid speaked in a female voice. Orchid is Wheezy’s fifth and youngest adoptive sweet and intelligent brother who was adopted because his abusive father abuses and threatens his son to kill him and he also murdered his wife because he doesn't love her, he only loves her money. Weasel Patrol and their parents take care and be nice to him.Orchid is also in 10th grade in high school. Orchid is the only character who’s not from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Orchid: Me, too, Smarty. It’s going to be so much fun.
Francisco Pino Santos Scarlato Amaro “Greasy” Weasel, 17, a tall, male dark brown and peach fur weasel with black greasy hair and speaking Puerto Rican and Mexican accent. He wears a green zoot suit styled trench coat along with white buttoned down shirt, dark green pants, a light green tie with a green peridot diamond necklace, dark green slippers, and a green fedora. Greasy is an alleged runner-up for leader who’s a skill fist fighter and also Wheezy’s first younger brother who’s in love and being a pervert to women and also sometimes jealous of his younger brother Smarty being the boss, but sometimes Greasy and Smarty get along. Greasy doesn't care about his brother but himself.
Greasy: Yeah. There’s going to be some hot ladies that I’m going to ask out.
Smarty: That’s weird? Where’s Psycho? He was supposed to pack up his clothes for summer camp.
Randy Connor Wulfric “Wheezy” Weasel, 18, a tall and very strong male grayish-blue fur weasel with red bloodshot eyes and nicotine stained fingernails wears a white buttoned down shirt with rolled up sleeves, a black vest and black pants.Wheezy also spoke in a redneck or Deep South White American accent. Wheezy is the eldest brother of Smarty. Wheezy is always smoking cigarettes at the age of 18 and he is shown to be a lone wolf or known as a loner, but a strong fighter. Wheezy sometimes he is always a bully and very aggressive, but sometimes he’s nice to his brothers and other people. Wheezy is very abusive and he harmed his brothers on a regular basis. Psycho is the only brother Wheezy cares.
Wheezy: I saw Psycho get up early in the morning. He seems quiet and sad in his bed. I’ll go check.(Going to Psycho’s bedroom and seeing Psycho sitting in the bed looking sad) Psycho, are you okay?(Psycho didn’t speak) Psycho, what’s wrong?
Charlie Fleischer Sike “Psycho” Weasel, 14, a short, young and cuddly browned and peach fur weasel with blue eyes with yellow and white swirls characterizing his psychoticness and had spiked hair. Psycho also wears unbuckled Canadian straight jackets that were unscraped and covers his paws, wears white pants and he speaks in a high-pitched voice and has a shrilling laugh. Psycho was Wheezy’s fourth and youngest insane and mentally unstable brother. He was locked up at the mental asylum because he accidently blew up a nuclear power plant that he works at and strangled his boss with his bare hands for firing him. Psycho becomes maniacal because the horrible boat accident hit and injured Psycho’s head causing the fatal injury from his brain suffered a complete psychological breakdown. Psycho always does crazy stuff and sometimes he kills people for fun.
Psycho: Wheezy. I remember why I became psychotic. Because the boat accident that happened eleven years ago in Camp Arawak. The injury on my head makes me insane.
Wheezy: Oh, yeah. I remember that. You were hit by the boat. Mom and Dad took you to the hospital and you got a head injury. That explains why you’re psychotic.
Psycho: Yeah.
Wheezy: Don’t worry Psycho. I’ll make you sane and happy. We’ll have a good time in Camp Arawak this summer.
Psycho: Thank you, Wheezy.
CAMP ARAWAK-MORNING
In Camp Arawak, many kids and teens got out of the buses or their own vehicles to go to summer camp. The Weasel Patrol got out their Dodge Panel Truck.
Smarty: Wow! We made it to camp. So many teens and kids are here.
Greasy: Oh no, Smarty look.(Greasy point at the rival gang, The Wild Weasel Gang)
The Wild Weasel Gang is a gang of six weasels and The Weasel Patrol’s rival. They solve mysteries and fight criminals and villains. Sometimes they steal stuff from people. The leader is Mortimer “Wacky” Myers and the five members are Pete “Slimy” Russi, Jack “Flasher” Trench, Larry “Strangler” Weaselstone, Matt “Sleazy” Blakes, and Wayne “Richie” Weaselington.
Mortimer “Wacky” Myers,17, a tall green fur weasel with long green hair and yellow eyes. Wacky wears a purple leather jacket, a pink shirt, and purple pants. Wacky is the leader of The Wild Weasel Gang and Smarty’s rival. He’s a prankster that violently pranks people and The Weasel Patrol.
Wacky:(Look at the Weasel Patrol)Hey look guys, is those patrol losers. Hey, what’s up, Dumbass?(He and the gang are laughing) You guys are camping here too?
Smarty: Don’t ruin it for us, Wacky! We’re about to enjoy summer camp and we don’t want you and your friends to do any tricks.
Wacky: Relax, Pink Faggot. We just tried to have fun outside.
Matt “Sleazy” Blakes,17, a dark brown fur weasel with long hair with dyed purple on hair tops. He wears a purple dress shirt with rolled up sleeves, a magenta dress shirt with a pink coin necklace, dark purple pants, mauve shoes with red straps, and purple sunglasses. Sleazy is the member of The Wild Weasel Gang and could be either Greasy or Orchid’s rival. Sleazy is very attracted to ladies and very fashionable and rich like Wacky and Richie. He sometimes steals Richie’s money to buy clothes and ends up getting beaten up by Richie.
Sleazy: Yeah. There’s hot girls to make out like regular teenagers do in summer camp. Breaking rules like what teenagers do.
Greasy: Are some girls too old and little to you?
Sleazy: Why did you care, pervert? Some girls that are too old and young to you.(Sleazy and the gang are laughing)
Wacky: Nice one, Sleazy! Later losers.(Wacky and his gang went to their cabin)
Greasy: Perra.
Smarty: Yeah, totally. Come on guys, let’s go to our cabins.(The Weasel Patrol are in their cabins to share) Well, this is our cabin to share. Six beds.
Orchid: Wow! I am sharing a cabin with you guys.
Frederick Rojo “Stupid” Weasel, 15, a browned and peach fur male weasel with one sharp and baby teeths and wears a red flat shirt, a red baseball cap, slack jeans, and red sneakers. Stupid is Wheezy’s third younger and below-average intelligent brother who is really dumb and always hit himself with objects and do dumb stuffs.
Stupid: Yeah. You and us together.(Hugging Orchid)
Greasy:(Looking out the window) Wow, there’s girl cabins on the other side. Can’t wait to see the girls! I want them. I want them all!
Suddenly, Paul, appearing eleven years later, has been rehired at Camp Arawak, greeting the Weasel Patrol.
Paul:(Opens the door) Hi. You must be the Weasel Patrol. I’m Paul. The counselor of Camp Arawak. I hope you all unpacked.
Smarty:We will, Paul. Thank you.
Paul:Welcome.(Leaving and close the door)
Smarty, Greasy, Wheezy, Stupid, and Orchid are unpacking while Psycho saw Sleazy by the window iron curling his hair.
Sleazy:(Saw Psycho look at him) What are you looking at?!(Psycho keep looking at him) What are you doing?! Taking pictures?! Quit it!(Shutting the window)
Wacky:What’s wrong, Sleaze?
Sleazy:That psychotic weasel looks at me doing iron curling my hair!
Wacky:What a creep!
Sleazy:Yeah, No kidding.
Psycho sat in his bed, becoming sad.
Wheezy(Sat in bed next to Wheezy) Don’t worry, Psycho. I won’t let those jerks do anything to you. I will protect you.(Psycho look at the other stills sad and didn’t speak)
CAMP ARAWAK-RECREATION CABIN-NIGHT
Three days later at night, there’s a night dance in the recreation cabin. There’s a lot of kids and teens talking to each other and dancing. Smarty, Greasy, Orchid, and Stupid talking each other while Psycho sitting alone and eat a candy.
Orchid: Poor, Psycho.
Smarty: Yeah. Psycho didn’t speak and eat for three days.
Greasy: Well, it’ll pass. Psycho will be happy anytime soon, Smarts.
One of the members of The Wild Weasel Gangs, Flasher and Slimy are walking towards Psycho.
Pete “Slimy” Russi,17, a tall male weasel with black fur, black hair with dyed blue and light green eyes. Slimy appears to be a greaser. He wears a black leather jacket with white shirt, and blue jeans. Slimy is the member and a greaser of The Wild Weasel Gang. He could be Stupid’s rival. He has slime powers from the radioactive sewers.
Slimy:(Psycho ate the candy and threw it in the trash can)Hey, Maniac. Nice shot.
Jack “Flasher” Trench,17, a orange and brown fur weasel wears a trenchcoat. Flasher is the member of The Wild Weasel Gang. He shows his naked body at people for fun. But he always forgets that some animals don’t wear clothes.
Flasher:Hey, Psycho. We should go to the lake and meet some girls. They should like to see our hot bodies. You should join us.(Psycho stares at them and doesn't speak and then Flasher starts mocking him) What’s wrong, Maniac? Do some girls don’t like crazy weasel guys from the asylum?(Psycho keep staring at Flasher and Slimy and still doesn’t speak)
Slimy:(Laughed at Psycho) I’ll try this one. Hey, crazy dog. How about a walk in the woods and pee on trees?(Psycho still doesn’t speak and Slimy mocking Psycho) What’s the matter?! Can you talk?!
Flasher: Wow. Girls don’t like crazy weasels and crazy dogs.(He and Flasher laughing)
Wheezy enters the recreating cabin entrance and smokes a cigarette. Orchid saw Wheezy enter and he waved at him. Wheezy saw Orchid and he waved him back.
Smarty: Hey, Wheezy. You are here on time. (Looked at Slimy and Flasher picking on Psycho) Oh no. Flasher and Slimy picking on Psycho!(Greasy, Wheezy, Stupid, and Orchid looked Flasher and Slimy making fun of Psycho)
Slimy:(Mimicking Psycho) Oh, look! I’m Psycho! I love killing! Hee,hee,hee!
Flasher: Hey, Psycho. How come you’re so weird? What’s your problem?
Wheezy:(Push Flasher)Hey, Naked Freak! Leave my brother alone!
Flasher: What are you going to do about Smoke Breath?(Pushes Wheezy and then he growls at Flasher) Oh, look at that, Slimy. Wheezy’s angry. What’s wrong, smoking redneck? You want a fight with me? Bring it on! Give me your best shot!
Wheezy cracked his knuckles and smiled sinisterly and Flasher looked at him in shock. Then Wheezy beat Flasher up off-screen while the rest of The Weasel Patrol, the rest of The Wild Weasel Gang, and the rest of the campers and counselors watched the fight in shock
Flasher:HELP!!! HELP!!! STOP HIM!!! IT HURTS SO MUCH!!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!
Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, and Orchid grabbed Wheezy and Wacky, Slimy, Richie, Sleazy, and Strangler grabbed Flasher while Psycho stared in shock)
Smarty: Wheezy, that’s enough violence!
Greasy: Enough, Hermano!
Wheezy:(Angry)YOU PRICKS!!! I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASSES FOR THIS!!!
Flasher:YOU AND WHAT ARMY, REDNECK?!!
Slimy: Dude, shut up! Don’t make that punk angry! Let’s go!(The gang leaving while they gave Wheezy their smirked)
Wheezy:(Angry)BITCH!!!
Paul:(Come and calm Wheezy down)That’s enough! They’re leaving, now! I won't let those jerks hurt you and your brothers.
Wheezy:(Calm)Okay. Some day or night, they’ll deserve it for picking on Psycho.
Smarty: Wheezy, come on. Let's just enjoy the dance, okay?
Orchid: Wheezy, your knuckles are bruised. Let’s wash your knuckles, okay big brother?
Wheezy:(Sigh)Okay.
Paul:(Sit next to Psycho) Hey, Paul. I’m sorry about those guys from the Wild Weasel Gang who bullied you. They’re really jerks. Look, Psycho. If those jerks pick on you and your brothers, I’ll stop them for you.
Male Camp Counselor: Hey, Paul. We have to wrap up the party.
Paul: Okay. Psycho, I gotta go. I’ll see you tomorrow, okay? Good night.(Paul hugs Psycho and leave)
Psycho: (Finally Smiles and speak)Good night.
Paul:(Turn around at Psycho and smile at him to finally speak) Good night!(Paul leaves while Psycho’s happy. Smarty, Greasy, and Stupid look at Psycho and they smile)
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-NIGHT
After Wheezy fought with Flasher, The Wild Weasel Gang and some of the female campers were at the lake.
Wacky: Come on girls. Come swim with us.
Female Camper 1: There’s no way we are going swimming with you meanies.
Slimy: Ladies, please. How about we ride with you in the canoe?
Flasher:(Ride on a canoe) Any ladies want to ride with me?
Female Camper 2: I will.(A second female camper rides with Flasher on a canoe) This is great.
Flasher: Yeah. Oh, no! Watch out! CROCODILES!(Flasher lied to the second female camper and knock themselves out of the canoe and got themselves wet)
Female Camper 3: Oh my God!
Wacky and his gang are laughing.
Flasher:(Under the canoe with the female camper)Having fun?Heh, heh.
Female Camper 2:(Angry)UGH!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID IT!!!(Furiously swim away and one of the girls got her out the water)
Female Camper 3: Are you okay?!
Female Camper 2: Yeah.
Female Camper 1: YOU GUYS ARE JERKS!!! ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!!(The girls are leaving and angry at The Wild Weasel Gang)
Wacky and his gang are still laughing.
Flasher: I can’t believe she fell for it!
Flasher laughing and then a shadow person appears under the canoe with Flasher, then Flasher stops laughing and looks at it and then recognizes the person.
Flasher:Hey, what are you doing here? (The mysterious person didn't speak) What? You lucky my guys came here to see you.(Then the unknown person shoved Flasher into the water, drowning him)
Wacky and his gang are still laughing and then stop.
Wacky: Ha, ha! Great job, Flasher. That’s awesome.(The canoe and the lake was silenced, then Flasher is not speaking)
Slimy: Hey, Flasher. You’re okay, man?(Flasher didn’t speak) Hmm? Seems he lost his crush?
Wacky:(The gang agreeds and leaves) Don’t worry Flasher. There're a lot of fishes in the lake?
While the gang are leaving, the lake and the canoe are still quiet. And Flasher is still under the canoe.
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-MORNING
In the morning, a male lifeguard cleaned the water chairs and saw the overturned canoe. He turned the canoe and saw Flasher’s wet and grey color fur body. The lifeguard’s shock and tells the counselors to get the ambulance. The medical cares pick up Flasher’s body. Many campers, counselors, The Weasel Patrol and the Wild Weasel Gang are shocked to see Flasher. Then, Flasher was coughing water to reveal he’s alive and many people were surprised that he’s still alive.
Wayne “Richie” Weaselington, 17, a gray fur weasel with grayish blue long hair. He wears a white dress shirt, black coat and pants. Richie is a richest member of The Wild Weasel Gang. He cares about how rich he is and cares about money.
Richie: Flasher’s alive. Thank God!
Wacky: I can’t believe this! I didn’t know Flasher’s drowning! Damn! We should just rescue him!
Smarty: I can’t believe Flasher is drowning.
Greasy: Because he can’t swim.
Wheezy: Well, that naked and trenchcoat wearing orange weirdo deserves for being a jerk to my brother.
Psycho: Yeah, he deserves it for being a jerk to me.(Psycho leaves)
Orchid: You and Psycho really want them to deserve to die?
Wheezy: Yeah.(Wheezy leaves)
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-DAY
Many campers were swimming in Camp Arawak Lake. The Weasel Patrol are in their swimsuits and go swim in the lake. Psycho wasn’t going to lake his brothers and decided to sit by the lake. Wheezy walks to Psycho and asks him if he wants to go swimming with them.
Wheezy: Hey, Psycho. Do you want to go swimming with us? We could splash each other.
Psycho: No, it’s okay, Wheezy. I just sit here and watch.
Wheezy: Okay.(Wheezy walk to the lake)
Psycho: Oh, Wheezy.
Wheezy: Yeah, lil’ bro?
Psycho: You look hot?
Wheezy smile and blushed and walk to the lake. Then Slimy and Sleazy went swimming, but they looked at Psycho. So they walk to the crazy weasel to bully him.
Slimy: Well, well, well. It’s the maniac weasel just sitting here being crazy.(Psycho glared at him and Sleazy) You know, what? I don’t know why you’re in camp with your brothers? You should be in the crazy house with crazy people.(Psycho keeps glaring at him)What’s wrong, Psycho? Are you going to swim? Can you swim?(Psycho keeps glaring at them and doesn't talk) Psycho, I need an answer! (Psycho still didn’t talk) Psycho, I need you to answer me! Yes or No?!
Sleazy: Hey, Maniac! He is asking you a question!(Psycho is still glaring at them)
Slimy: (Angrily, shakes Psycho violently until he speaks)GOD DAMMIT PSYCHO!!! ANSWER ME!!! ANSWER ME!!! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME?!!
Paul:(Rush to stop Slimy shaking Psycho)SLIMY, STOP IT!!! What the hell’s going on?
Slimy: THAT PSYCHOTIC WEASEL!!! HE DIDN'T ANSWER TO ME!!! HE NEVER ANSWERS TO ME!!!
Paul: Are you okay, Psycho?(Psycho didn’t say a word) Slimy and Sleazy, I don’t want you two bother him and his brothers! Now, go back to the cabin! You two are grounded!
Sleazy: What?! UGH!!!
Slimy: Great job, Psychopath!(Slimy and Sleazy leave in anger)
CAMP ARAWAK RESTROOMS-DAY
Slimy and Sleazy walk to their cabins and are still angry that they got in trouble because of Psycho.
Slimy: I can’t believe we didn’t get a chance to swim thanks to that crazy weasel!
Sleazy: Yeah, I wish there’s some way to get weasel back for getting us in trouble!
Slimy: Hold on, Slimy. I’m going to use the bathroom.
Sleazy: Okay.
Slimy wents to the men's restroom and went to the toilet stall, then pulled down his swimsuit and sat in the toilet seat offscreen. Then, an unknown person locked Slimy in the toilet stall with the broom and cut the window screen with the knife.
Slimy: Hey! What are you doing?! Sleazy is that you?(The unknown person grabbed the beehive with a stick) Sleazy! What are you doing?! It’s not funny!(The person tried to get the beehive off the stick)SLEAZY, STOP IT, NOW!!!(Pull his swimsuit up and try to get out the toilet stall, but the unknown person locks him with the broom)What the hell?!(The beehive has finally got off the stick)AAAAAAAH!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!!(Slimy got out the stall and chased by a swarm of bees)
Sleazy told Wacky, Richie, and Strangler after they finished swimming that Psycho got him and Slimy in trouble.
Wacky: I can’t believe you and Slimy can’t go swimming because that psychotic weasel got you in trouble.(Slimy got out the restroom and got stung by bees)Oh my God, Slimy!(Waiving the bees to go away)Slimy, are you okay?!(Slimy got angry and pounce at Sleazy)
Sleazy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
Slimy: NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
Wacky: Slimy, stop! Get off him!(Wacky and Strangler pull Slimy off of Sleazy) What’s wrong with you?!
Slimy: THAT PURPLE FASHION GUY CUT THE PLASTIC WINDOW AND THREW A BEEHIVE AT ME IN THE RESTROOM!!!
Sleazy: I didn’t do that! I went and talked to Wacky and the guys this whole time!
Slimy: OH, YOU, WACKY AND THE GUYS PULLED A PRANK ON ME, HUH?!!
Wacky: We never pull a prank on you! Sleazy told us that you and him got in trouble because of Psycho.
Slimy: Wait, Psycho?(Slimy look at the Weasel Patrol that they got back from swimming except for Psycho who didn’t go swim)YOU!!!(Grabbed Psycho)YOU THINK YOU CAN PRANK ME LIKE THAT, HUH?!!! PUNK!!!
Smarty: LEAVE HIM ALONE, SLIMY!!!
Slimy: WELL, ANSWER ME, FREAK!!!
Wacky: So you like to prank my friend, huh?! So, Psycho. It's a hot day outside. How about going for a swim? Get him boys!
Strangler and Richie grabbed Psycho’s arms and took him to the lake.
Orchid:(Shocked)OH NO, PSYCHO!!!
Wheezy: LET MY BROTHER GO!!!
Psycho’s five brothers rush to save Psycho from Wacky and his gang and throw him at the lake. Paul sat at the lifeguard and saw Wacky and his gang carrying Psycho and throwing him in the lake. Paul and The Weasel Patrol are shocked while Wacky, his gang, and the rest of the campers laugh at him. Wheezy, Greasy, and Paul help him get off the water.
Wheezy:PSYCHO, PSYCHO, ARE YOU OKAY?!
Greasy: Are you alright, hermano?!
Paul(Angry at The Wild Weasel Gang)YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE, YOU KNOW THAT?!!
Wacky: Hey, that kid needs to swim.(Wacky and his gang laughing)
Wheezy: SHUT UP OR I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!
Paul: Wheezy, calm down! That’s it! Wacky! You and your gang are grounded! The five of you go back to the cabins and stay there!
Wacky: Damn! Come on let’s go.(Wacky and his gang went back to their cabin in disappointment)
Orchid: Are you okay, Psycho?!
Smarty: Come on, Psycho. Let’s dry you up.(One of the male campers throws sand at Psycho hard and laughs) STOP IT!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
Paul: ALL OF YOU STOP IT!!! ALL OF YOU ARE MONSTERS!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!
Wheezy: I'm getting tired of everyone bullying Psycho! They need to be hurt and in pain!
Smarty: Us too, Wheezy. But they’re not allowed to go anywhere because they’re grounded. They are already being punished.
Wheezy:(Saw Psycho crying)Don’t worry, Psycho. I won’t let them hurt you.(Wheezy hugged Psycho while he’s crying)
CAMP ARAWAK CAMPGROUNDS-NIGHTTIME
It was night time. Paul sent one of the counselors and the four young boys go camping in the woods, Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, and Orchid are going to the cafeteria to eat dinner. Wheezy wanted to stay with or want Psycho to go with him and eat. Psycho was sitting on his bed.
Stupid: Oh, boy. I’m hungry.(Walk out to the door while rubbing his stomach.)
Greasy: You’re always hungry, culo gordo. Heh, heh.(Walk out to the door)
Orchid:(Excited)Wow! Dinner date with big brothers in camp!
Smarty: Yeah, like a real date. Are you coming, Wheezy?
Wheezy: Comin’. I was thinking of bringing Psycho some food to eat.
Smarty: Okay.(Smarty and Orchid walk out the door)
Wheezy: Hey, Psycho. I’ll bring some for you, okay lil’ bro?(Psycho nodded in agreement) Okay.(Wheezy walk to the door while Psycho sitting in bed being quiet and miserable)
CAMP ARAWAK-WILD WEASEL GANG’S CABIN-NIGHTTIME
Wacky and his gang are in the cabin since they were punished for bullying Psycho. Sleazy is in his robe with his purple towel going shower.
Sleazy: Okay, guys. I’m going to freshen up.
Wacky: Okay.(Sleazy sleeves and then Strangler is going out)Strangler, where are you going?
Larry “Strangler” Weaselstone,18, a tall male dirty blonde fur weasel with bandages covered his head and snout, a beard and some missing teeth. He wears a grey hoodie consisting of an olive green jacket, a single black glove, dog tags and grey pants. His clothes are dirty and tattered. His feet are wrapped with bandages. Strangler is the member and the psychopathic muscle of The Wild Weasel Gang. He’s probably either Wheezy or Psycho’s rival. He strangled his victims with his bare hands for fun. He has psychotic behavior because he’s in military school for being bad and has a head injury that causes him insane and strangles people. Strangler sometimes acts like a pet dog.
Strangler:(Show Wacky a diversion of him pretend to strangled a victim and flexing his muscles and growls)
Wacky: Oh, working out by strangling your victims. Okay, just be back before Paul catches you.(Strangler leaves and then sees Slimy and Richie walk out the door)Where are you two going?
Richie: Slimy still got a rash from bee stings so I have to take him to the nursery aide.
Wacky: Okay.(Slimy and Richie leave)
CAMP ARAWAK SHOWER ROOM-NIGHTTIME
In the shower room, Sleazy went to the shower, take off his robe, turned on the water, and started showering. Then the same unknown person stabbed Sleazy in the back behind the shower curtains with the same knife it uses to cut the window screen.
Sleazy: OW!!! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?!(The person still stabbed the shower curtains)AAH!!! STOP IT!!! ARE YOU CRAZY?!!!(Sleazy slipped on the tub and was hit in the head by a faucet and he was knocked out. The person opens the curtains and is about to finish Sleazy off, but decided not and it walked out the shower room.)
CAMP ARAWAK- WILD WEASEL GANG’S CABIN-NIGHTTIME
Wacky was reading his book in bed. Then the same unknown person opens the door and walks into Wacky and his gang’s cabin. Then, Wacky sees the person walk into him.
Wacky: Oh, you. What did you want? Well?
The person punched Wacky and he’s knocked out. Then the person laid Wacky on a bed, pulled down his pants, grabbed his pillow and put it on his face, grabbed Sleazy’s burning hair curling irons that are still on and shoved it in Wacky’s butt, burning him. Wacky was mumbled in pain while the person smother him with the pillow, suffocating him.And Wacky’s was frozen in pain and twitching.
CAMP ARAWAK WOODS-NIGHTTIME
In the woods, four same young campers from the lake that they throw sand at Psycho are sleeping in the woods for camping. Then, someone stalks the four young campers sleeping and it carries an ax to hack them offscreen.
Then Strangler, working out in the woods, strangled the trees with his bare hands and made the trees fall down. Strangler’s getting tired and decided to go back to the cabin. Then, he walked in the woods, and he discovered four campers being hacked to death. Feeling shocked, a person shoots an arrow at Strangler, but misses and shoots another arrow in Strangler’s arm. Strangler screamed in pain and the person shot another arrow in Strangler’s leg. Strangler screamed in pain again and fell down and landed on the rock in his head, knocked out.
In the nursery aide, Richie got healing cream for Slimy.
Slimy: Thanks, Richie.
Richie: Welcome, Slime. We should check on Strangler. He probably strangled other campers for training.(Slimy and Richie walk in the woods and discover four corpses of campers being hacked.)OH MY GOD!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!!
Slimy: WHO DID THIS?!! Wait, is that Strangler?(Saw Strangler knocked out)
Richie: Strangler! What happened?!(Strangler is still knocked out)
Slimy: I think he’s knocked out. Oh, God, there’s arrows on his arm and his leg! Someone shot him and someone killed those campers! We have to get the counselors about the murder!
Richie: And we have to get Wacky!
Slimy: Right! Help me carried Strangler!(Richie and Slimy carried Strangler to get help)
CAMP ARAWAK CAMPGROUNDS-NIGHTTIME
Wheezy grabbing some snacks from the vending machine for Psycho. He walked past Slimy and Richie carried Strangler and explained to Paul that four campers were murdered and Strangler was shot by arrows.
Richie: Paul, someone killed four campers in the woods!
Paul:(Shocked)WHAT!!!
Slimy: And someone shoots arrows at Strangler! Is because my friend witness the murder and someone tried to kill him!
Paul: Oh, no! I’m going to call the police!
Wheezy was listening and decided to tell his brothers about the murder. But he went to his brothers’ cabin to give Psycho some food. Psycho wasn’t in the cabin.
Wheezy: Psycho? Oh, no!(Wheezy put the snacks on Psycho’s bed and rushed out of the cabin.)
CAMP ARAWAK CAFETERIA-NIGHTTIME
In the cafeteria, Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, Orchid, and the rest of the campers are eating dinner. Orchid’s done eating dinner and go shower.
Orchid: Okay, I’m going to shower.
Smarty: Okay, Orchid.(Orchid leaves)
Wheezy:(Enters the cafeteria quickly)Guys! I’ve heard there’s four campers were murdered in the woods!
Greasy: What?! Four campers were murdered?!
Stupid: Is it Jason Voorhees or his mom?! Or that boy dressed as a dead girl named Angela?
Smarty: How did you hear it from?
Wheezy: From Richie and Slimy. And Strangler was shot by arrows because he discover the murder and the killer.
Smarty:(Frightened)On, no.
Wheezy: And guys. Psycho’s missing!
Smarty: What?! Where is he?
Wheezy: I don’t know! I just got some good snacks for our brother. And he’s not in the cabin.
Orchid:(Screams)
The Weasel Patrol and some of the counselors and campers heard Orchid’s screaming. Some campers and counselors rushed out of the cafeteria to find out about the screaming.
Stupid: That was Orchid!
Smarty: Oh no! Quick, guys! Orchid need us!(Smarty, Greasy, and Stupid got out their seats)
Greasy: Aw, great! We were supposed to have a great time at camp! But, nooooo! There’s bullying and murder! Tipica!
CAMP ARAWAK SHOWER ROOM-NIGHTTIME
Smarty, Greasy, Wheezy, Stupid, and the rest of the campers and counselors rushed quickly to find out about Orchid’s screaming. Then, Orchid, in his purple robe, rushed out the restroom screaming and hugged Smarty.
Smarty: Orchid, what’s wrong?!
Orchid: It’s Sleazy! It’s...it’s...IT’S HORRIBLE!!!(Crying)
Greasy:(Run to the shower room and angered)Sleazy, what the hell are you doing to my brother, you…(Saw the holes on the shower curtains and one of the holes has blood. Greasy opened the curtains and saw Sleazy still unconscious with his back bleeding, feeling shocked and horrified)Oh, Dios!(Run out the shower)Guys! Sleazy was stabbed!
Smarty: Sleazy got stabbed?! Oh, God. Guys, there’s a serial killer in this campground that kills innocent campers! We need to find the killer and stop it!
Wheezy: And we need to find Psycho, fast!
CAMP ARAWAK-WILD WEASEL GANG’S CABIN-NIGHTTIME
Richie and Slimy carried Strangler, got the arrows out his arm and leg, no longer knocked out and now wrapped them with bandages, back to their cabin.
Richie: WACKY!!! WACKY!!! Someone killed the four campers in the woods! And Strangler was shot by arrows on his arm and leg!(Saw Wacky still has Sleazy’s curling iron in his butt and the pillow on his face, stills suffocated and suffered burning and hard breathing)Wacky? Wacky, what’s with the pillow on your face?And why are your pants down?
Strangler: Woof, woof!(Strangler point Sleazy’s curling iron on Wacky’s butt)
Slimy: What’s that Strangler?(Look at Sleazy’s curling iron on Wacky’s butt) Oh, God! Is that Sleazy’s curling iron shoveling into Wacky’s ass?! That could burn him! Maybe I should…
Richie:Uh, Slimy. I don’t think you should…
Slimy take Sleazy’s curling iron off his butt, then Wacky woke up and the pillow fell off his face, scream in pain, shocked Slimy, Richie, and Strangler.
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-NIGHTTIME
In Camp Arawak Lake, Psycho is sitting by the docks, looking sad. Paul looked for other campers in the woods and saw Psycho.
Paul: Psycho, are you okay?(Psycho didn’t speak)Paul, it’s okay. I need to get you out of each because there’s a killer in the woods.
Psycho: Sorry, Paul. I just remember back eleven years ago. Me and my brothers went swimming nearby Camp Arawak Lake. I got a head injury from the boat accident. The injury makes me turn insane and crazy.
Paul:(Sitting next to Psycho)Yeah, I remember eleven years ago. I was riding the motor boat with my girlfriend when I was working in Camp Arawak.Then, a little girl on skies and one camper and counselors tried to warn us about the kids swimming by the lake. And we ran over the little kid by accident. We got fired and blamed each other. And we broke up. And now, I rehired back to camp and promised I won’t mess up again.
Psycho: Wait a minute.(Shocked and realised)YOU’RE THE ONE WHO RAN ME BY THE BOAT!!! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO GIVE AN HEAD INJURY AND MAKE ME BECOME CRAZY!!! I MURDERED MY BOSS BECAUSE OF YOU!!! I WAS IN THE ASYLUM BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Paul: I didn’t mean it. I didn’t know that was you for eleven years.
Psycho:(Angry and growls)
Paul: Psycho? Are you okay?(Psycho grabbed something in his pocket)
CAMP ARAWAK CAMPGROUNDS-NIGHTTIME
The police and ambulance came to the camp. One of the counselors told the police about the murder of four campers and one of them told and follow the medical cares to the corpses. Then Ace Shepherd, a private German Shepherd dog came.
Ace Shepherd,18, a tall male German Shepherd dog with brown fur and a very muscular body. He wears a white buttoned down shirt with an apricot trench coat, brown pants and a gray hat. Ace is a private detective and the muscle. He’s the Weasel Patrol’s ally whenever he needs them or they need a muscle like him. And he is always here to arrest criminals and stop monsters.
Ace: Weasel Patrol! I’m here! Is there a murderer in Camp Arawak?
Smarty: Yeah, Ace! Four campers were murdered in the woods, someone shot Strangler with arrows, and someone stabbed Sleazy!
Greasy: And I think someone probably drowned Flasher last night.
Smarty: You really think so, Greasy?
Greasy: Yeah. But you noticed something weird today, Smarty? Flasher was drowned, someone threw a beehive at Slimy and was stung by bees, four campers from the lake were murdered, Strangler was shot by arrows, and Sleazy was stabbed in the shower.
Smarty: Yeah, it's weird.(Saw Wacky in the stretchers)
Then, Wacky is in the stretchers, screaming and pain because his butt feels burned and painful.
Wacky: OH GOD!!! MY ASS!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!
Orchid: What happened to Wacky?!
Richie: Someone shoved Sleazy’s curling irons on his ass and burned his butt!(Saw Sleazy in the stretchers,moaning)Sleazy! What happened to him?!
Greasy: Someone stabbed him in the showers!
Slimy: Oh, God! Who did this, man?!
Smarty: We need to find out who’s the killer.
Wacky: I KNOW WHO DID THIS?!!
Orchid: Huh? It seems Wacky knew who did it.
Smarty: Let’s find out from him.
Wheezy: Wait! I need to find Psycho before that killer kills him!
Smarty: Okay, Wheezy. But be careful.
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-NIGHTTIME
Wheezy was searching for Psycho in the woods.
Wheezy: Psycho! Psycho!(Then he heard someone humming and found Psycho by the lake, humming himself, rubbing Paul’s forehead)Psycho, there you are! We have to get the hell out of here! There’s a killer in camp!(Psycho didn’t say a word)You found Paul! Great, now we have to leave! (Psycho stop rubbing Paul’s forehead and stop humming)Psycho? Paul? Are you guys okay?(Psycho didn’t speak) Psycho? Little bro?(Psycho then stands up, then Paul’s severed head drops and rolls down, and Wheezy’s shock)Psycho?!(Psycho turns around and there's blood covered in Psycho's straitjacket and carries a knife,revealing he murdered Paul for make him insane, shocking Wheezy)OH MY GOD!!! PSYCHO?!!!(Psycho glared and angry at Wheezy, then grabbed the knife and charged at Wheezy)AAAAAAAH!!!
CAMP ARAWAK-AMBULANCE-NIGHTTIME
Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, And Orchid:(Shocked)PSYCHO’S DID THIS?!!
Wacky: YEAH!!! THAT PSYCHOTIC WEASEL GRABBED SLEAZY’S CURLING IRON AND SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!!! HE TRIED TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH THE PILLOW!!! IT REALLY BURNS!!!
Smarty: Oh, God! I have no idea Psycho’s a...kill...killer.
Greasy: He probably did this to everyone! He drowned Flasher, threw a beehive at Slimy in the restroom, stabbed Sleazy in the showers, shoved the curling iron into Wacky’s ass, shoot arrows at Strangler, and murder those four campers in the woods.
Orchid: He tried to kill Wacky and his gang for bullying him and kill those campers for throwing sand at him.
Smarty: We have to find Wheezy and Psycho before Psycho kills someone else by mistake!(Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, and Orchid ran out the ambulance)
Greasy: But, who’s Psycho’s next victim?! Psycho already tried to kill Wacky and his gang and failed.
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-NIGHTTIME
Psycho tried to kill Wheezy with the knife, but both brothers struggled with the knife and directed contact with each other.
Wheezy: PSYCHO...STOP!!!(Psycho glared and growled at him)Psycho, please don’t! It’s me your brother, Wheezy!(Psycho keep glaring and growling at him)Psycho, please control yourself!(Psycho stop glaring and growling at him)Psycho, please.I’ll help you.(Psycho let Wheezy go.Wheezy grabbed Psycho’s knife and hugged him, then Psycho crying)
Psycho: (Crying) I’M SORRY WHEEZY!!!(Crying)I’M THE ONE WHO KILLED THOSE CAMPERS AND KILLED WACKY AND HIS GANG!!!
Wheezy: Psycho, you murdered those campers?!
Psycho: THEY’RE BEEN SO MEAN TO ME!!! I HAVE TO KILL THEM!!!(Crying)
Wheezy: It’s okay, Psycho. I will protect you, little bro.(Wheezy and Psycho hugged)
Then Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, and Orchid run to Psycho and Wheezy.
Smarty: Wheezy! It’s Psycho! He’s the one who hurt Wacky and his gang and murdered those campers!(Discovered Paul’s headless corpse)OH MY GOD!!! Psycho, did you just kill Paul?!
Psycho: Yeah, I killed Paul! He’s the one who ran me with the boat and made me become psychotic eleven years ago!
Smarty, Greasy, Stupid and Orchid were shocked. Then, the police came along with Slimy, Richie, and Strangler to arrest Psycho for murdering those four campers.
Richie: That’s him, officers! He’s the one who did this to Wacky, Sleazy, Strangler and those four campers!
Psycho:(The officers handcuffed Psycho)WHEEZY!!!! GUYS!!! HELP!!!
Wheezy: OH NO!!! THEY ARRESTED OUR BROTHER!!!
Smarty: I can’t believe it they arrested our brother for murder!
Wheezy:(Thoughts)I can’t believe Psycho did this! Don’t worry, Psycho. I’ll get you out of there. I promise.
THE END
Hi Toon Patrol fans. I hope you love this fanfiction. Its based on Sleepaway Camp film. Its really sad. Psycho's true secret revealed in the beginning. What do you think?
David Lander ”Smarty” Weasel………………...……………………………….David Lander
Francisco Pino Santos Scarlato Amaro “Greasy” Weasel……......Alex Ivanovici
Jake Connor Wulfric ”Wheezy” Weasel
And Jack “Flasher” Trench………………..…………………………………......Billy Bob Thornton
Charlie Fleischer Sike ”Psycho” Weasel…………………………………....Gary Sinise
Larry “Strangler” Weaselstone………………………………………………....Rob Mello
Frederick Rojo “Stupid” Weasel…………..…………………………………..Tom Hanks
Ambrick Saint-Etienne ”Orchid” Weasel ………………………………....Veronica Taylor
Mortimer “Wacky” Myers..………………………………………………….......Rip Taylor
Pete “Slimy” Rossi……………………………………………………………........Charlie Schlatter
Matt “Sleazy” Blakes………………………………………………………….......Bradley Cooper
Wayne “Richie” Weaselington………………………………………………....Rob Paulsen
Paul Angelo Collet……………………………………………………………........Christopher Collet
Ace Shepherd………………………………………………………………….........Ron White
Additional Character; Additional Cast;
Young Smarty
Young Greasy
Young Wheezy
Young Psycho
Young Stupid
And Young Orchid…………………………………………………………….Veronica Taylor
Little Water Skier Girl,
Female Camper1,2 and 3
And Counselor Mary………………………………………………………….Sharon Mann
Male Camp Counselor……………………………………………………..David Lander
Weasel Patrol Lyrics;
Weasel Patrol, let’s go
We got some work to solve.
Weasel Patrol, come on
We got monsters to fight.
Come on Weasel Patrol, we need you
Pretending you got a silver.
But you can show me
Because I can see the way you undercover.
You know we have a mystery to solve
So Weasel Patrol be ready for your act, don’t hold back.
And Weasel Patrol if you come through
You’re gonna have to find some clues, that’s what you do.
Weasel Patrol, let’s go
You’re ready and preparing.
If we can count on you Weasel Patrol,
I know we’ll catch that villain.
CAMP ARAWAK(1977)-AFTERNOON
This episode took place in Camp Arawak in June 13,1978. The Young Weasel Patrol: 6 year old Smarty, 7 year old Greasy, 8 year old Wheezy, 5 year old Stupid and 4 year old Psycho are having fun swimming in the lake near by summer camp, Camp Arawak.
Young David Lander “Smarty” Weasel, 6, a young brown fur weasel child wears a pink swimsuit.
Young Smarty: Wow, the water is so nice, guys.
Young Francisco Pino Santos Amaro Scarlato “Greasy” Weasel, 7, a young dark brown fur weasel with short black hair and wears a green swimsuit.
Young Greasy: Yeah, David. Is such a great day for swimming.
Young Smarty:(Saw Young Stupid drinking lake water)Fred, don’t drink the lake water!
Young Fredrick “Stupid” Weasel, 5, a young brown fur weasel wears a red swimsuit.
Young Stupid: But, the water tastes good.
While the weasel brothers are swimming, the counselors Paul and Mary ride on a motor boat while they teach the little human girl how to learn how to ski water.
Little Skier Girl:It’s too fast! Slow down!
Mary, a young female teenage human with blonde hair. Mary is the counselor of Camp Arawak and Paul’s ex girlfriend. Mary and Paul are fired because of the boat incident and accidentally injure Psycho. Mary and Paul blamed each other for the accident and then broke up.
Mary:(Shout at the skier girl)You are doing great! Hey,Paul. Can I try to ride the motor boat?
Paul, 18, a young human male with blonde hair and blue eyes and wears a camp t-shirt. Paul is the counselor of Camp Arawak and Mary’s ex boyfriend. Mary and Paul are fired because of the boat incident and accidentally injure Psycho. Mary and Paul blamed each other for the accident and then broke up. Eleven years later, Paul is now 29 and rehired back to Camp Arawak after the incident.
Paul:Mary, do you realize I get fired? Right?
Mary:Come on, please?
Paul
Ok, Mary.(Mary drive the motor boat)
The young weasels are still swimming in the lake. Young Psycho saw the summer camp near the lake.
Young Charlie Fleischer “Psycho” Weasel,4, a young brown fur normal weasel wears a yellow swimsuit.
Young Psycho: Hey look, guys. That’s summer camp over there. Do you think mommy and daddy will take us there this summer?
Young Jake Connor Wulfric “Wheezy” Weasel, 8, a young normal blue fur weasel with white eyes.
Young Wheezy: I don’t know. Mom and dad can’t decide yet.
Paul and Mary’s boat are heading towards the young weasels. The young skier girl saw the weasels swimming and their motor boat Mary drives is about to run over them.
Skier Girl: (Shout at Mary and Paul)Hey! Hey! There’s kids swimming over there! Stop! Stop!
Mary: What she says?
Paul: I don’t know.
The young weasels are still swimming.
Skier Girl: THERE’S A BOAT!!! STOP!!! STOP!!!
The other young campers and counselors saw Mary and Paul’s boat about to run over the young weasels. They kept shouting and warning them to stop the boat. Mary and Paul finally heard them and saw the young weasels.
Paul: Oh no! MARY, TURN THE WHEEL!!!(Young Smarty, Greasy, Wheezy, and Stupid got out the water except for Psycho who’s still swimming) JUST GIVE ME THE WHEEL!!!(Paul accidentally push the lever shift that makes the motor boat goes faster and accidentally hit Psycho in the head)
Young Smarty, Greasy, Wheezy And Stupid: CHARLIE!!!
Skier Girl(Crying) OH MY GOD!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!
The young campers and counselors were shocked to see the incident. Psycho was unconscious with his head wound.
Young Smarty: MOM!!! DAD!!! HELP!!!(Running to get their parents)
Paul:(Angry)LOOK WHAT YOU JUST DID!!!
Mary:(Angry)ME?! IT’S YOUR FAULT, PAUL!!!
Skier Girl
PLEASE!!! SOMEONE HELP HIM!!! HELP THAT LITTLE BOY!!!(Crying)
Psycho was still unconscious and laying on the lake water.
WEASEL PATROL HOUSE-MORNING
Eleven years later, this episode took place in June 16,1988. In the morning, The Weasel Patrol are getting away for summer camp in Camp Arawak.
David Lander “Smarty” Weasel, 16, a medium tall, male umber red and peach fur weasel wears a white buttoned down shirt, with a pink diamond necklace, light pink zoot suit coat with pink diamond accessories on both sleeves , a matching light pink fedora, pink pants and spats for shoes. Smarty spoked with a young tough guy accent. Smarty is the boss of the Weasel Patrol and the second younger brother of Wheezy Weasel. Smarty is very intelligent and smart. He’s a bit of a coward sometimes. Unlike the Who Framed Roger Rabbit movie where the Toon Patrol become villains, Smarty and his five brothers are good and friendly main heroes of the new series. Unlike the movie, Smarty doesn’t warn his brothers that they will die laughing because the fan made series doesn’t feature people or animals die laughing.
Smarty:(Packing his clothes)I can’t wait for summer camp, guys.
Ambrick Saint-Etienne “Orchid” Weasel, 13, a young and short male human with lavender eyes, white skin, and black hair. Orchid wears a magenta dress shirt with purple bow tie, overalls, shorts, and socks, and magenta shoes and Orchid speaked in a female voice. Orchid is Wheezy’s fifth and youngest adoptive sweet and intelligent brother who was adopted because his abusive father abuses and threatens his son to kill him and he also murdered his wife because he doesn't love her, he only loves her money. Weasel Patrol and their parents take care and be nice to him.Orchid is also in 10th grade in high school. Orchid is the only character who’s not from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Orchid: Me, too, Smarty. It’s going to be so much fun.
Francisco Pino Santos Scarlato Amaro “Greasy” Weasel, 17, a tall, male dark brown and peach fur weasel with black greasy hair and speaking Puerto Rican and Mexican accent. He wears a green zoot suit styled trench coat along with white buttoned down shirt, dark green pants, a light green tie with a green peridot diamond necklace, dark green slippers, and a green fedora. Greasy is an alleged runner-up for leader who’s a skill fist fighter and also Wheezy’s first younger brother who’s in love and being a pervert to women and also sometimes jealous of his younger brother Smarty being the boss, but sometimes Greasy and Smarty get along. Greasy doesn't care about his brother but himself.
Greasy: Yeah. There’s going to be some hot ladies that I’m going to ask out.
Smarty: That’s weird? Where’s Psycho? He was supposed to pack up his clothes for summer camp.
Randy Connor Wulfric “Wheezy” Weasel, 18, a tall and very strong male grayish-blue fur weasel with red bloodshot eyes and nicotine stained fingernails wears a white buttoned down shirt with rolled up sleeves, a black vest and black pants.Wheezy also spoke in a redneck or Deep South White American accent. Wheezy is the eldest brother of Smarty. Wheezy is always smoking cigarettes at the age of 18 and he is shown to be a lone wolf or known as a loner, but a strong fighter. Wheezy sometimes he is always a bully and very aggressive, but sometimes he’s nice to his brothers and other people. Wheezy is very abusive and he harmed his brothers on a regular basis. Psycho is the only brother Wheezy cares.
Wheezy: I saw Psycho get up early in the morning. He seems quiet and sad in his bed. I’ll go check.(Going to Psycho’s bedroom and seeing Psycho sitting in the bed looking sad) Psycho, are you okay?(Psycho didn’t speak) Psycho, what’s wrong?
Charlie Fleischer Sike “Psycho” Weasel, 14, a short, young and cuddly browned and peach fur weasel with blue eyes with yellow and white swirls characterizing his psychoticness and had spiked hair. Psycho also wears unbuckled Canadian straight jackets that were unscraped and covers his paws, wears white pants and he speaks in a high-pitched voice and has a shrilling laugh. Psycho was Wheezy’s fourth and youngest insane and mentally unstable brother. He was locked up at the mental asylum because he accidently blew up a nuclear power plant that he works at and strangled his boss with his bare hands for firing him. Psycho becomes maniacal because the horrible boat accident hit and injured Psycho’s head causing the fatal injury from his brain suffered a complete psychological breakdown. Psycho always does crazy stuff and sometimes he kills people for fun.
Psycho: Wheezy. I remember why I became psychotic. Because the boat accident that happened eleven years ago in Camp Arawak. The injury on my head makes me insane.
Wheezy: Oh, yeah. I remember that. You were hit by the boat. Mom and Dad took you to the hospital and you got a head injury. That explains why you’re psychotic.
Psycho: Yeah.
Wheezy: Don’t worry Psycho. I’ll make you sane and happy. We’ll have a good time in Camp Arawak this summer.
Psycho: Thank you, Wheezy.
CAMP ARAWAK-MORNING
In Camp Arawak, many kids and teens got out of the buses or their own vehicles to go to summer camp. The Weasel Patrol got out their Dodge Panel Truck.
Smarty: Wow! We made it to camp. So many teens and kids are here.
Greasy: Oh no, Smarty look.(Greasy point at the rival gang, The Wild Weasel Gang)
The Wild Weasel Gang is a gang of six weasels and The Weasel Patrol’s rival. They solve mysteries and fight criminals and villains. Sometimes they steal stuff from people. The leader is Mortimer “Wacky” Myers and the five members are Pete “Slimy” Russi, Jack “Flasher” Trench, Larry “Strangler” Weaselstone, Matt “Sleazy” Blakes, and Wayne “Richie” Weaselington.
Mortimer “Wacky” Myers,17, a tall green fur weasel with long green hair and yellow eyes. Wacky wears a purple leather jacket, a pink shirt, and purple pants. Wacky is the leader of The Wild Weasel Gang and Smarty’s rival. He’s a prankster that violently pranks people and The Weasel Patrol.
Wacky:(Look at the Weasel Patrol)Hey look guys, is those patrol losers. Hey, what’s up, Dumbass?(He and the gang are laughing) You guys are camping here too?
Smarty: Don’t ruin it for us, Wacky! We’re about to enjoy summer camp and we don’t want you and your friends to do any tricks.
Wacky: Relax, Pink Faggot. We just tried to have fun outside.
Matt “Sleazy” Blakes,17, a dark brown fur weasel with long hair with dyed purple on hair tops. He wears a purple dress shirt with rolled up sleeves, a magenta dress shirt with a pink coin necklace, dark purple pants, mauve shoes with red straps, and purple sunglasses. Sleazy is the member of The Wild Weasel Gang and could be either Greasy or Orchid’s rival. Sleazy is very attracted to ladies and very fashionable and rich like Wacky and Richie. He sometimes steals Richie’s money to buy clothes and ends up getting beaten up by Richie.
Sleazy: Yeah. There’s hot girls to make out like regular teenagers do in summer camp. Breaking rules like what teenagers do.
Greasy: Are some girls too old and little to you?
Sleazy: Why did you care, pervert? Some girls that are too old and young to you.(Sleazy and the gang are laughing)
Wacky: Nice one, Sleazy! Later losers.(Wacky and his gang went to their cabin)
Greasy: Perra.
Smarty: Yeah, totally. Come on guys, let’s go to our cabins.(The Weasel Patrol are in their cabins to share) Well, this is our cabin to share. Six beds.
Orchid: Wow! I am sharing a cabin with you guys.
Frederick Rojo “Stupid” Weasel, 15, a browned and peach fur male weasel with one sharp and baby teeths and wears a red flat shirt, a red baseball cap, slack jeans, and red sneakers. Stupid is Wheezy’s third younger and below-average intelligent brother who is really dumb and always hit himself with objects and do dumb stuffs.
Stupid: Yeah. You and us together.(Hugging Orchid)
Greasy:(Looking out the window) Wow, there’s girl cabins on the other side. Can’t wait to see the girls! I want them. I want them all!
Suddenly, Paul, appearing eleven years later, has been rehired at Camp Arawak, greeting the Weasel Patrol.
Paul:(Opens the door) Hi. You must be the Weasel Patrol. I’m Paul. The counselor of Camp Arawak. I hope you all unpacked.
Smarty:We will, Paul. Thank you.
Paul:Welcome.(Leaving and close the door)
Smarty, Greasy, Wheezy, Stupid, and Orchid are unpacking while Psycho saw Sleazy by the window iron curling his hair.
Sleazy:(Saw Psycho look at him) What are you looking at?!(Psycho keep looking at him) What are you doing?! Taking pictures?! Quit it!(Shutting the window)
Wacky:What’s wrong, Sleaze?
Sleazy:That psychotic weasel looks at me doing iron curling my hair!
Wacky:What a creep!
Sleazy:Yeah, No kidding.
Psycho sat in his bed, becoming sad.
Wheezy(Sat in bed next to Wheezy) Don’t worry, Psycho. I won’t let those jerks do anything to you. I will protect you.(Psycho look at the other stills sad and didn’t speak)
CAMP ARAWAK-RECREATION CABIN-NIGHT
Three days later at night, there’s a night dance in the recreation cabin. There’s a lot of kids and teens talking to each other and dancing. Smarty, Greasy, Orchid, and Stupid talking each other while Psycho sitting alone and eat a candy.
Orchid: Poor, Psycho.
Smarty: Yeah. Psycho didn’t speak and eat for three days.
Greasy: Well, it’ll pass. Psycho will be happy anytime soon, Smarts.
One of the members of The Wild Weasel Gangs, Flasher and Slimy are walking towards Psycho.
Pete “Slimy” Russi,17, a tall male weasel with black fur, black hair with dyed blue and light green eyes. Slimy appears to be a greaser. He wears a black leather jacket with white shirt, and blue jeans. Slimy is the member and a greaser of The Wild Weasel Gang. He could be Stupid’s rival. He has slime powers from the radioactive sewers.
Slimy:(Psycho ate the candy and threw it in the trash can)Hey, Maniac. Nice shot.
Jack “Flasher” Trench,17, a orange and brown fur weasel wears a trenchcoat. Flasher is the member of The Wild Weasel Gang. He shows his naked body at people for fun. But he always forgets that some animals don’t wear clothes.
Flasher:Hey, Psycho. We should go to the lake and meet some girls. They should like to see our hot bodies. You should join us.(Psycho stares at them and doesn't speak and then Flasher starts mocking him) What’s wrong, Maniac? Do some girls don’t like crazy weasel guys from the asylum?(Psycho keep staring at Flasher and Slimy and still doesn’t speak)
Slimy:(Laughed at Psycho) I’ll try this one. Hey, crazy dog. How about a walk in the woods and pee on trees?(Psycho still doesn’t speak and Slimy mocking Psycho) What’s the matter?! Can you talk?!
Flasher: Wow. Girls don’t like crazy weasels and crazy dogs.(He and Flasher laughing)
Wheezy enters the recreating cabin entrance and smokes a cigarette. Orchid saw Wheezy enter and he waved at him. Wheezy saw Orchid and he waved him back.
Smarty: Hey, Wheezy. You are here on time. (Looked at Slimy and Flasher picking on Psycho) Oh no. Flasher and Slimy picking on Psycho!(Greasy, Wheezy, Stupid, and Orchid looked Flasher and Slimy making fun of Psycho)
Slimy:(Mimicking Psycho) Oh, look! I’m Psycho! I love killing! Hee,hee,hee!
Flasher: Hey, Psycho. How come you’re so weird? What’s your problem?
Wheezy:(Push Flasher)Hey, Naked Freak! Leave my brother alone!
Flasher: What are you going to do about Smoke Breath?(Pushes Wheezy and then he growls at Flasher) Oh, look at that, Slimy. Wheezy’s angry. What’s wrong, smoking redneck? You want a fight with me? Bring it on! Give me your best shot!
Wheezy cracked his knuckles and smiled sinisterly and Flasher looked at him in shock. Then Wheezy beat Flasher up off-screen while the rest of The Weasel Patrol, the rest of The Wild Weasel Gang, and the rest of the campers and counselors watched the fight in shock
Flasher:HELP!!! HELP!!! STOP HIM!!! IT HURTS SO MUCH!!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!
Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, and Orchid grabbed Wheezy and Wacky, Slimy, Richie, Sleazy, and Strangler grabbed Flasher while Psycho stared in shock)
Smarty: Wheezy, that’s enough violence!
Greasy: Enough, Hermano!
Wheezy:(Angry)YOU PRICKS!!! I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASSES FOR THIS!!!
Flasher:YOU AND WHAT ARMY, REDNECK?!!
Slimy: Dude, shut up! Don’t make that punk angry! Let’s go!(The gang leaving while they gave Wheezy their smirked)
Wheezy:(Angry)BITCH!!!
Paul:(Come and calm Wheezy down)That’s enough! They’re leaving, now! I won't let those jerks hurt you and your brothers.
Wheezy:(Calm)Okay. Some day or night, they’ll deserve it for picking on Psycho.
Smarty: Wheezy, come on. Let's just enjoy the dance, okay?
Orchid: Wheezy, your knuckles are bruised. Let’s wash your knuckles, okay big brother?
Wheezy:(Sigh)Okay.
Paul:(Sit next to Psycho) Hey, Paul. I’m sorry about those guys from the Wild Weasel Gang who bullied you. They’re really jerks. Look, Psycho. If those jerks pick on you and your brothers, I’ll stop them for you.
Male Camp Counselor: Hey, Paul. We have to wrap up the party.
Paul: Okay. Psycho, I gotta go. I’ll see you tomorrow, okay? Good night.(Paul hugs Psycho and leave)
Psycho: (Finally Smiles and speak)Good night.
Paul:(Turn around at Psycho and smile at him to finally speak) Good night!(Paul leaves while Psycho’s happy. Smarty, Greasy, and Stupid look at Psycho and they smile)
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-NIGHT
After Wheezy fought with Flasher, The Wild Weasel Gang and some of the female campers were at the lake.
Wacky: Come on girls. Come swim with us.
Female Camper 1: There’s no way we are going swimming with you meanies.
Slimy: Ladies, please. How about we ride with you in the canoe?
Flasher:(Ride on a canoe) Any ladies want to ride with me?
Female Camper 2: I will.(A second female camper rides with Flasher on a canoe) This is great.
Flasher: Yeah. Oh, no! Watch out! CROCODILES!(Flasher lied to the second female camper and knock themselves out of the canoe and got themselves wet)
Female Camper 3: Oh my God!
Wacky and his gang are laughing.
Flasher:(Under the canoe with the female camper)Having fun?Heh, heh.
Female Camper 2:(Angry)UGH!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID IT!!!(Furiously swim away and one of the girls got her out the water)
Female Camper 3: Are you okay?!
Female Camper 2: Yeah.
Female Camper 1: YOU GUYS ARE JERKS!!! ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!!(The girls are leaving and angry at The Wild Weasel Gang)
Wacky and his gang are still laughing.
Flasher: I can’t believe she fell for it!
Flasher laughing and then a shadow person appears under the canoe with Flasher, then Flasher stops laughing and looks at it and then recognizes the person.
Flasher:Hey, what are you doing here? (The mysterious person didn't speak) What? You lucky my guys came here to see you.(Then the unknown person shoved Flasher into the water, drowning him)
Wacky and his gang are still laughing and then stop.
Wacky: Ha, ha! Great job, Flasher. That’s awesome.(The canoe and the lake was silenced, then Flasher is not speaking)
Slimy: Hey, Flasher. You’re okay, man?(Flasher didn’t speak) Hmm? Seems he lost his crush?
Wacky:(The gang agreeds and leaves) Don’t worry Flasher. There're a lot of fishes in the lake?
While the gang are leaving, the lake and the canoe are still quiet. And Flasher is still under the canoe.
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-MORNING
In the morning, a male lifeguard cleaned the water chairs and saw the overturned canoe. He turned the canoe and saw Flasher’s wet and grey color fur body. The lifeguard’s shock and tells the counselors to get the ambulance. The medical cares pick up Flasher’s body. Many campers, counselors, The Weasel Patrol and the Wild Weasel Gang are shocked to see Flasher. Then, Flasher was coughing water to reveal he’s alive and many people were surprised that he’s still alive.
Wayne “Richie” Weaselington, 17, a gray fur weasel with grayish blue long hair. He wears a white dress shirt, black coat and pants. Richie is a richest member of The Wild Weasel Gang. He cares about how rich he is and cares about money.
Richie: Flasher’s alive. Thank God!
Wacky: I can’t believe this! I didn’t know Flasher’s drowning! Damn! We should just rescue him!
Smarty: I can’t believe Flasher is drowning.
Greasy: Because he can’t swim.
Wheezy: Well, that naked and trenchcoat wearing orange weirdo deserves for being a jerk to my brother.
Psycho: Yeah, he deserves it for being a jerk to me.(Psycho leaves)
Orchid: You and Psycho really want them to deserve to die?
Wheezy: Yeah.(Wheezy leaves)
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-DAY
Many campers were swimming in Camp Arawak Lake. The Weasel Patrol are in their swimsuits and go swim in the lake. Psycho wasn’t going to lake his brothers and decided to sit by the lake. Wheezy walks to Psycho and asks him if he wants to go swimming with them.
Wheezy: Hey, Psycho. Do you want to go swimming with us? We could splash each other.
Psycho: No, it’s okay, Wheezy. I just sit here and watch.
Wheezy: Okay.(Wheezy walk to the lake)
Psycho: Oh, Wheezy.
Wheezy: Yeah, lil’ bro?
Psycho: You look hot?
Wheezy smile and blushed and walk to the lake. Then Slimy and Sleazy went swimming, but they looked at Psycho. So they walk to the crazy weasel to bully him.
Slimy: Well, well, well. It’s the maniac weasel just sitting here being crazy.(Psycho glared at him and Sleazy) You know, what? I don’t know why you’re in camp with your brothers? You should be in the crazy house with crazy people.(Psycho keeps glaring at him)What’s wrong, Psycho? Are you going to swim? Can you swim?(Psycho keeps glaring at them and doesn't talk) Psycho, I need an answer! (Psycho still didn’t talk) Psycho, I need you to answer me! Yes or No?!
Sleazy: Hey, Maniac! He is asking you a question!(Psycho is still glaring at them)
Slimy: (Angrily, shakes Psycho violently until he speaks)GOD DAMMIT PSYCHO!!! ANSWER ME!!! ANSWER ME!!! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME?!!
Paul:(Rush to stop Slimy shaking Psycho)SLIMY, STOP IT!!! What the hell’s going on?
Slimy: THAT PSYCHOTIC WEASEL!!! HE DIDN'T ANSWER TO ME!!! HE NEVER ANSWERS TO ME!!!
Paul: Are you okay, Psycho?(Psycho didn’t say a word) Slimy and Sleazy, I don’t want you two bother him and his brothers! Now, go back to the cabin! You two are grounded!
Sleazy: What?! UGH!!!
Slimy: Great job, Psychopath!(Slimy and Sleazy leave in anger)
CAMP ARAWAK RESTROOMS-DAY
Slimy and Sleazy walk to their cabins and are still angry that they got in trouble because of Psycho.
Slimy: I can’t believe we didn’t get a chance to swim thanks to that crazy weasel!
Sleazy: Yeah, I wish there’s some way to get weasel back for getting us in trouble!
Slimy: Hold on, Slimy. I’m going to use the bathroom.
Sleazy: Okay.
Slimy wents to the men's restroom and went to the toilet stall, then pulled down his swimsuit and sat in the toilet seat offscreen. Then, an unknown person locked Slimy in the toilet stall with the broom and cut the window screen with the knife.
Slimy: Hey! What are you doing?! Sleazy is that you?(The unknown person grabbed the beehive with a stick) Sleazy! What are you doing?! It’s not funny!(The person tried to get the beehive off the stick)SLEAZY, STOP IT, NOW!!!(Pull his swimsuit up and try to get out the toilet stall, but the unknown person locks him with the broom)What the hell?!(The beehive has finally got off the stick)AAAAAAAH!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!!(Slimy got out the stall and chased by a swarm of bees)
Sleazy told Wacky, Richie, and Strangler after they finished swimming that Psycho got him and Slimy in trouble.
Wacky: I can’t believe you and Slimy can’t go swimming because that psychotic weasel got you in trouble.(Slimy got out the restroom and got stung by bees)Oh my God, Slimy!(Waiving the bees to go away)Slimy, are you okay?!(Slimy got angry and pounce at Sleazy)
Sleazy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
Slimy: NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
Wacky: Slimy, stop! Get off him!(Wacky and Strangler pull Slimy off of Sleazy) What’s wrong with you?!
Slimy: THAT PURPLE FASHION GUY CUT THE PLASTIC WINDOW AND THREW A BEEHIVE AT ME IN THE RESTROOM!!!
Sleazy: I didn’t do that! I went and talked to Wacky and the guys this whole time!
Slimy: OH, YOU, WACKY AND THE GUYS PULLED A PRANK ON ME, HUH?!!
Wacky: We never pull a prank on you! Sleazy told us that you and him got in trouble because of Psycho.
Slimy: Wait, Psycho?(Slimy look at the Weasel Patrol that they got back from swimming except for Psycho who didn’t go swim)YOU!!!(Grabbed Psycho)YOU THINK YOU CAN PRANK ME LIKE THAT, HUH?!!! PUNK!!!
Smarty: LEAVE HIM ALONE, SLIMY!!!
Slimy: WELL, ANSWER ME, FREAK!!!
Wacky: So you like to prank my friend, huh?! So, Psycho. It's a hot day outside. How about going for a swim? Get him boys!
Strangler and Richie grabbed Psycho’s arms and took him to the lake.
Orchid:(Shocked)OH NO, PSYCHO!!!
Wheezy: LET MY BROTHER GO!!!
Psycho’s five brothers rush to save Psycho from Wacky and his gang and throw him at the lake. Paul sat at the lifeguard and saw Wacky and his gang carrying Psycho and throwing him in the lake. Paul and The Weasel Patrol are shocked while Wacky, his gang, and the rest of the campers laugh at him. Wheezy, Greasy, and Paul help him get off the water.
Wheezy:PSYCHO, PSYCHO, ARE YOU OKAY?!
Greasy: Are you alright, hermano?!
Paul(Angry at The Wild Weasel Gang)YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE, YOU KNOW THAT?!!
Wacky: Hey, that kid needs to swim.(Wacky and his gang laughing)
Wheezy: SHUT UP OR I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!
Paul: Wheezy, calm down! That’s it! Wacky! You and your gang are grounded! The five of you go back to the cabins and stay there!
Wacky: Damn! Come on let’s go.(Wacky and his gang went back to their cabin in disappointment)
Orchid: Are you okay, Psycho?!
Smarty: Come on, Psycho. Let’s dry you up.(One of the male campers throws sand at Psycho hard and laughs) STOP IT!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
Paul: ALL OF YOU STOP IT!!! ALL OF YOU ARE MONSTERS!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!
Wheezy: I'm getting tired of everyone bullying Psycho! They need to be hurt and in pain!
Smarty: Us too, Wheezy. But they’re not allowed to go anywhere because they’re grounded. They are already being punished.
Wheezy:(Saw Psycho crying)Don’t worry, Psycho. I won’t let them hurt you.(Wheezy hugged Psycho while he’s crying)
CAMP ARAWAK CAMPGROUNDS-NIGHTTIME
It was night time. Paul sent one of the counselors and the four young boys go camping in the woods, Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, and Orchid are going to the cafeteria to eat dinner. Wheezy wanted to stay with or want Psycho to go with him and eat. Psycho was sitting on his bed.
Stupid: Oh, boy. I’m hungry.(Walk out to the door while rubbing his stomach.)
Greasy: You’re always hungry, culo gordo. Heh, heh.(Walk out to the door)
Orchid:(Excited)Wow! Dinner date with big brothers in camp!
Smarty: Yeah, like a real date. Are you coming, Wheezy?
Wheezy: Comin’. I was thinking of bringing Psycho some food to eat.
Smarty: Okay.(Smarty and Orchid walk out the door)
Wheezy: Hey, Psycho. I’ll bring some for you, okay lil’ bro?(Psycho nodded in agreement) Okay.(Wheezy walk to the door while Psycho sitting in bed being quiet and miserable)
CAMP ARAWAK-WILD WEASEL GANG’S CABIN-NIGHTTIME
Wacky and his gang are in the cabin since they were punished for bullying Psycho. Sleazy is in his robe with his purple towel going shower.
Sleazy: Okay, guys. I’m going to freshen up.
Wacky: Okay.(Sleazy sleeves and then Strangler is going out)Strangler, where are you going?
Larry “Strangler” Weaselstone,18, a tall male dirty blonde fur weasel with bandages covered his head and snout, a beard and some missing teeth. He wears a grey hoodie consisting of an olive green jacket, a single black glove, dog tags and grey pants. His clothes are dirty and tattered. His feet are wrapped with bandages. Strangler is the member and the psychopathic muscle of The Wild Weasel Gang. He’s probably either Wheezy or Psycho’s rival. He strangled his victims with his bare hands for fun. He has psychotic behavior because he’s in military school for being bad and has a head injury that causes him insane and strangles people. Strangler sometimes acts like a pet dog.
Strangler:(Show Wacky a diversion of him pretend to strangled a victim and flexing his muscles and growls)
Wacky: Oh, working out by strangling your victims. Okay, just be back before Paul catches you.(Strangler leaves and then sees Slimy and Richie walk out the door)Where are you two going?
Richie: Slimy still got a rash from bee stings so I have to take him to the nursery aide.
Wacky: Okay.(Slimy and Richie leave)
CAMP ARAWAK SHOWER ROOM-NIGHTTIME
In the shower room, Sleazy went to the shower, take off his robe, turned on the water, and started showering. Then the same unknown person stabbed Sleazy in the back behind the shower curtains with the same knife it uses to cut the window screen.
Sleazy: OW!!! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?!(The person still stabbed the shower curtains)AAH!!! STOP IT!!! ARE YOU CRAZY?!!!(Sleazy slipped on the tub and was hit in the head by a faucet and he was knocked out. The person opens the curtains and is about to finish Sleazy off, but decided not and it walked out the shower room.)
CAMP ARAWAK- WILD WEASEL GANG’S CABIN-NIGHTTIME
Wacky was reading his book in bed. Then the same unknown person opens the door and walks into Wacky and his gang’s cabin. Then, Wacky sees the person walk into him.
Wacky: Oh, you. What did you want? Well?
The person punched Wacky and he’s knocked out. Then the person laid Wacky on a bed, pulled down his pants, grabbed his pillow and put it on his face, grabbed Sleazy’s burning hair curling irons that are still on and shoved it in Wacky’s butt, burning him. Wacky was mumbled in pain while the person smother him with the pillow, suffocating him.And Wacky’s was frozen in pain and twitching.
CAMP ARAWAK WOODS-NIGHTTIME
In the woods, four same young campers from the lake that they throw sand at Psycho are sleeping in the woods for camping. Then, someone stalks the four young campers sleeping and it carries an ax to hack them offscreen.
Then Strangler, working out in the woods, strangled the trees with his bare hands and made the trees fall down. Strangler’s getting tired and decided to go back to the cabin. Then, he walked in the woods, and he discovered four campers being hacked to death. Feeling shocked, a person shoots an arrow at Strangler, but misses and shoots another arrow in Strangler’s arm. Strangler screamed in pain and the person shot another arrow in Strangler’s leg. Strangler screamed in pain again and fell down and landed on the rock in his head, knocked out.
In the nursery aide, Richie got healing cream for Slimy.
Slimy: Thanks, Richie.
Richie: Welcome, Slime. We should check on Strangler. He probably strangled other campers for training.(Slimy and Richie walk in the woods and discover four corpses of campers being hacked.)OH MY GOD!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!!
Slimy: WHO DID THIS?!! Wait, is that Strangler?(Saw Strangler knocked out)
Richie: Strangler! What happened?!(Strangler is still knocked out)
Slimy: I think he’s knocked out. Oh, God, there’s arrows on his arm and his leg! Someone shot him and someone killed those campers! We have to get the counselors about the murder!
Richie: And we have to get Wacky!
Slimy: Right! Help me carried Strangler!(Richie and Slimy carried Strangler to get help)
CAMP ARAWAK CAMPGROUNDS-NIGHTTIME
Wheezy grabbing some snacks from the vending machine for Psycho. He walked past Slimy and Richie carried Strangler and explained to Paul that four campers were murdered and Strangler was shot by arrows.
Richie: Paul, someone killed four campers in the woods!
Paul:(Shocked)WHAT!!!
Slimy: And someone shoots arrows at Strangler! Is because my friend witness the murder and someone tried to kill him!
Paul: Oh, no! I’m going to call the police!
Wheezy was listening and decided to tell his brothers about the murder. But he went to his brothers’ cabin to give Psycho some food. Psycho wasn’t in the cabin.
Wheezy: Psycho? Oh, no!(Wheezy put the snacks on Psycho’s bed and rushed out of the cabin.)
CAMP ARAWAK CAFETERIA-NIGHTTIME
In the cafeteria, Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, Orchid, and the rest of the campers are eating dinner. Orchid’s done eating dinner and go shower.
Orchid: Okay, I’m going to shower.
Smarty: Okay, Orchid.(Orchid leaves)
Wheezy:(Enters the cafeteria quickly)Guys! I’ve heard there’s four campers were murdered in the woods!
Greasy: What?! Four campers were murdered?!
Stupid: Is it Jason Voorhees or his mom?! Or that boy dressed as a dead girl named Angela?
Smarty: How did you hear it from?
Wheezy: From Richie and Slimy. And Strangler was shot by arrows because he discover the murder and the killer.
Smarty:(Frightened)On, no.
Wheezy: And guys. Psycho’s missing!
Smarty: What?! Where is he?
Wheezy: I don’t know! I just got some good snacks for our brother. And he’s not in the cabin.
Orchid:(Screams)
The Weasel Patrol and some of the counselors and campers heard Orchid’s screaming. Some campers and counselors rushed out of the cafeteria to find out about the screaming.
Stupid: That was Orchid!
Smarty: Oh no! Quick, guys! Orchid need us!(Smarty, Greasy, and Stupid got out their seats)
Greasy: Aw, great! We were supposed to have a great time at camp! But, nooooo! There’s bullying and murder! Tipica!
CAMP ARAWAK SHOWER ROOM-NIGHTTIME
Smarty, Greasy, Wheezy, Stupid, and the rest of the campers and counselors rushed quickly to find out about Orchid’s screaming. Then, Orchid, in his purple robe, rushed out the restroom screaming and hugged Smarty.
Smarty: Orchid, what’s wrong?!
Orchid: It’s Sleazy! It’s...it’s...IT’S HORRIBLE!!!(Crying)
Greasy:(Run to the shower room and angered)Sleazy, what the hell are you doing to my brother, you…(Saw the holes on the shower curtains and one of the holes has blood. Greasy opened the curtains and saw Sleazy still unconscious with his back bleeding, feeling shocked and horrified)Oh, Dios!(Run out the shower)Guys! Sleazy was stabbed!
Smarty: Sleazy got stabbed?! Oh, God. Guys, there’s a serial killer in this campground that kills innocent campers! We need to find the killer and stop it!
Wheezy: And we need to find Psycho, fast!
CAMP ARAWAK-WILD WEASEL GANG’S CABIN-NIGHTTIME
Richie and Slimy carried Strangler, got the arrows out his arm and leg, no longer knocked out and now wrapped them with bandages, back to their cabin.
Richie: WACKY!!! WACKY!!! Someone killed the four campers in the woods! And Strangler was shot by arrows on his arm and leg!(Saw Wacky still has Sleazy’s curling iron in his butt and the pillow on his face, stills suffocated and suffered burning and hard breathing)Wacky? Wacky, what’s with the pillow on your face?And why are your pants down?
Strangler: Woof, woof!(Strangler point Sleazy’s curling iron on Wacky’s butt)
Slimy: What’s that Strangler?(Look at Sleazy’s curling iron on Wacky’s butt) Oh, God! Is that Sleazy’s curling iron shoveling into Wacky’s ass?! That could burn him! Maybe I should…
Richie:Uh, Slimy. I don’t think you should…
Slimy take Sleazy’s curling iron off his butt, then Wacky woke up and the pillow fell off his face, scream in pain, shocked Slimy, Richie, and Strangler.
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-NIGHTTIME
In Camp Arawak Lake, Psycho is sitting by the docks, looking sad. Paul looked for other campers in the woods and saw Psycho.
Paul: Psycho, are you okay?(Psycho didn’t speak)Paul, it’s okay. I need to get you out of each because there’s a killer in the woods.
Psycho: Sorry, Paul. I just remember back eleven years ago. Me and my brothers went swimming nearby Camp Arawak Lake. I got a head injury from the boat accident. The injury makes me turn insane and crazy.
Paul:(Sitting next to Psycho)Yeah, I remember eleven years ago. I was riding the motor boat with my girlfriend when I was working in Camp Arawak.Then, a little girl on skies and one camper and counselors tried to warn us about the kids swimming by the lake. And we ran over the little kid by accident. We got fired and blamed each other. And we broke up. And now, I rehired back to camp and promised I won’t mess up again.
Psycho: Wait a minute.(Shocked and realised)YOU’RE THE ONE WHO RAN ME BY THE BOAT!!! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO GIVE AN HEAD INJURY AND MAKE ME BECOME CRAZY!!! I MURDERED MY BOSS BECAUSE OF YOU!!! I WAS IN THE ASYLUM BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Paul: I didn’t mean it. I didn’t know that was you for eleven years.
Psycho:(Angry and growls)
Paul: Psycho? Are you okay?(Psycho grabbed something in his pocket)
CAMP ARAWAK CAMPGROUNDS-NIGHTTIME
The police and ambulance came to the camp. One of the counselors told the police about the murder of four campers and one of them told and follow the medical cares to the corpses. Then Ace Shepherd, a private German Shepherd dog came.
Ace Shepherd,18, a tall male German Shepherd dog with brown fur and a very muscular body. He wears a white buttoned down shirt with an apricot trench coat, brown pants and a gray hat. Ace is a private detective and the muscle. He’s the Weasel Patrol’s ally whenever he needs them or they need a muscle like him. And he is always here to arrest criminals and stop monsters.
Ace: Weasel Patrol! I’m here! Is there a murderer in Camp Arawak?
Smarty: Yeah, Ace! Four campers were murdered in the woods, someone shot Strangler with arrows, and someone stabbed Sleazy!
Greasy: And I think someone probably drowned Flasher last night.
Smarty: You really think so, Greasy?
Greasy: Yeah. But you noticed something weird today, Smarty? Flasher was drowned, someone threw a beehive at Slimy and was stung by bees, four campers from the lake were murdered, Strangler was shot by arrows, and Sleazy was stabbed in the shower.
Smarty: Yeah, it's weird.(Saw Wacky in the stretchers)
Then, Wacky is in the stretchers, screaming and pain because his butt feels burned and painful.
Wacky: OH GOD!!! MY ASS!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!
Orchid: What happened to Wacky?!
Richie: Someone shoved Sleazy’s curling irons on his ass and burned his butt!(Saw Sleazy in the stretchers,moaning)Sleazy! What happened to him?!
Greasy: Someone stabbed him in the showers!
Slimy: Oh, God! Who did this, man?!
Smarty: We need to find out who’s the killer.
Wacky: I KNOW WHO DID THIS?!!
Orchid: Huh? It seems Wacky knew who did it.
Smarty: Let’s find out from him.
Wheezy: Wait! I need to find Psycho before that killer kills him!
Smarty: Okay, Wheezy. But be careful.
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-NIGHTTIME
Wheezy was searching for Psycho in the woods.
Wheezy: Psycho! Psycho!(Then he heard someone humming and found Psycho by the lake, humming himself, rubbing Paul’s forehead)Psycho, there you are! We have to get the hell out of here! There’s a killer in camp!(Psycho didn’t say a word)You found Paul! Great, now we have to leave! (Psycho stop rubbing Paul’s forehead and stop humming)Psycho? Paul? Are you guys okay?(Psycho didn’t speak) Psycho? Little bro?(Psycho then stands up, then Paul’s severed head drops and rolls down, and Wheezy’s shock)Psycho?!(Psycho turns around and there's blood covered in Psycho's straitjacket and carries a knife,revealing he murdered Paul for make him insane, shocking Wheezy)OH MY GOD!!! PSYCHO?!!!(Psycho glared and angry at Wheezy, then grabbed the knife and charged at Wheezy)AAAAAAAH!!!
CAMP ARAWAK-AMBULANCE-NIGHTTIME
Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, And Orchid:(Shocked)PSYCHO’S DID THIS?!!
Wacky: YEAH!!! THAT PSYCHOTIC WEASEL GRABBED SLEAZY’S CURLING IRON AND SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!!! HE TRIED TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH THE PILLOW!!! IT REALLY BURNS!!!
Smarty: Oh, God! I have no idea Psycho’s a...kill...killer.
Greasy: He probably did this to everyone! He drowned Flasher, threw a beehive at Slimy in the restroom, stabbed Sleazy in the showers, shoved the curling iron into Wacky’s ass, shoot arrows at Strangler, and murder those four campers in the woods.
Orchid: He tried to kill Wacky and his gang for bullying him and kill those campers for throwing sand at him.
Smarty: We have to find Wheezy and Psycho before Psycho kills someone else by mistake!(Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, and Orchid ran out the ambulance)
Greasy: But, who’s Psycho’s next victim?! Psycho already tried to kill Wacky and his gang and failed.
CAMP ARAWAK LAKE-NIGHTTIME
Psycho tried to kill Wheezy with the knife, but both brothers struggled with the knife and directed contact with each other.
Wheezy: PSYCHO...STOP!!!(Psycho glared and growled at him)Psycho, please don’t! It’s me your brother, Wheezy!(Psycho keep glaring and growling at him)Psycho, please control yourself!(Psycho stop glaring and growling at him)Psycho, please.I’ll help you.(Psycho let Wheezy go.Wheezy grabbed Psycho’s knife and hugged him, then Psycho crying)
Psycho: (Crying) I’M SORRY WHEEZY!!!(Crying)I’M THE ONE WHO KILLED THOSE CAMPERS AND KILLED WACKY AND HIS GANG!!!
Wheezy: Psycho, you murdered those campers?!
Psycho: THEY’RE BEEN SO MEAN TO ME!!! I HAVE TO KILL THEM!!!(Crying)
Wheezy: It’s okay, Psycho. I will protect you, little bro.(Wheezy and Psycho hugged)
Then Smarty, Greasy, Stupid, and Orchid run to Psycho and Wheezy.
Smarty: Wheezy! It’s Psycho! He’s the one who hurt Wacky and his gang and murdered those campers!(Discovered Paul’s headless corpse)OH MY GOD!!! Psycho, did you just kill Paul?!
Psycho: Yeah, I killed Paul! He’s the one who ran me with the boat and made me become psychotic eleven years ago!
Smarty, Greasy, Stupid and Orchid were shocked. Then, the police came along with Slimy, Richie, and Strangler to arrest Psycho for murdering those four campers.
Richie: That’s him, officers! He’s the one who did this to Wacky, Sleazy, Strangler and those four campers!
Psycho:(The officers handcuffed Psycho)WHEEZY!!!! GUYS!!! HELP!!!
Wheezy: OH NO!!! THEY ARRESTED OUR BROTHER!!!
Smarty: I can’t believe it they arrested our brother for murder!
Wheezy:(Thoughts)I can’t believe Psycho did this! Don’t worry, Psycho. I’ll get you out of there. I promise.
THE END
Hi Toon Patrol fans. I hope you love this fanfiction. Its based on Sleepaway Camp film. Its really sad. Psycho's true secret revealed in the beginning. What do you think?