Post by American Marten on Sept 9, 2011 1:00:41 GMT -5
All right, here's my first parody of a Johnny Bravo! This one is a parody of season 2, episode 17 - Look Who's Drooling!
Note:
Toon Patrol (c) Touchstone
Johnny Bravo (c) Hanna-Barbera
Stacey and Rebecca Blacktip, Melanie Matheson, and Volka (c) Me
SCENE 1
It's lunchbreak time in Toontown, and Stacey Blacktip and the Toon Patrol are both meeting at the Wolf Pack Headquarters for lunch. In the kitchen, Volka is preparing her famous hot borscht.
Volka: *stirring the borscht* Now for the borscht taste test!
But as she begins to taste it, the borscht is so hot that it melts through the metal ladel like acid!
Volka: Oooo, too many spices! I guess I'll dump this batch!
Just then, the weasels enter.
Smart Ass: Heya, toots! How about five bowls of borscht!
Volka: I'd love to give you mal'chiks some of this borscht, but it is WAY too hot!
Greasy: Nothing is too hot for Greasy Weasel or any of me amigos!
Volka: I don't know, this is volcanic heat borscht!
Smart Ass: I don't care! Just give us the bowls!!
Volka: Very well; suit yourselves.
The weasels eat took a bite.
Wheezy: This ain't too hot.
But just then, all the weasels have flames throwing out of their mouths! Then, Stacey Blacktip enters with five beakers of chemistry substance and a depressed look on her face.
Volka: Why the long face, Miss Stacey?
Stacey: *sigh* In my chemistry class, I was supposed to try and make the world's first cancer-preventing medicine, but instead it ended up as a fountain of youth potion that's supposed to make toons younger again.
Volka: Well, do you care for some borscht.
Then the weasels spot the fountain of youth potions and drink them all...
To be continued...
Note:
Toon Patrol (c) Touchstone
Johnny Bravo (c) Hanna-Barbera
Stacey and Rebecca Blacktip, Melanie Matheson, and Volka (c) Me
SCENE 1
It's lunchbreak time in Toontown, and Stacey Blacktip and the Toon Patrol are both meeting at the Wolf Pack Headquarters for lunch. In the kitchen, Volka is preparing her famous hot borscht.
Volka: *stirring the borscht* Now for the borscht taste test!
But as she begins to taste it, the borscht is so hot that it melts through the metal ladel like acid!
Volka: Oooo, too many spices! I guess I'll dump this batch!
Just then, the weasels enter.
Smart Ass: Heya, toots! How about five bowls of borscht!
Volka: I'd love to give you mal'chiks some of this borscht, but it is WAY too hot!
Greasy: Nothing is too hot for Greasy Weasel or any of me amigos!
Volka: I don't know, this is volcanic heat borscht!
Smart Ass: I don't care! Just give us the bowls!!
Volka: Very well; suit yourselves.
The weasels eat took a bite.
Wheezy: This ain't too hot.
But just then, all the weasels have flames throwing out of their mouths! Then, Stacey Blacktip enters with five beakers of chemistry substance and a depressed look on her face.
Volka: Why the long face, Miss Stacey?
Stacey: *sigh* In my chemistry class, I was supposed to try and make the world's first cancer-preventing medicine, but instead it ended up as a fountain of youth potion that's supposed to make toons younger again.
Volka: Well, do you care for some borscht.
Then the weasels spot the fountain of youth potions and drink them all...
To be continued...
