Weasels Out to Eat

[American Marten]

All right, this is a fic about Melanie, Stacey, and Rebecca inviting the weasels out to dinner. Enjoy.

Note: Toon Patrol (c) Touchstone
Melanie Matheson, Stacey and Rebecca Blacktip (c) Me

Chapter 1

One morning, Stacey and Rebecca Blacktip were lying around their house, as usual, only they were even more bored than ever.

Rebecca: Well, Stacey, whaddya wanna do?
Stacey: How about we invite Melanie and the Toon Patrol to go out to eat with us tomorrow night?
Rebecca: Sure! I'll phone them up right now! But where do you want to eat?
Stacey: How about Luigi's over on 8th Street?
Rebecca: Okay, sure. Sounds a little expensive, but I can deal with it. However, I'll advise everyone that they should bring at least two dollars in case I have to spend more. Then I'll pay them back the next day.

Rebecca phoned up Melanie first, but there was no answer.

Answering Machine: Hello, you've reached Melanie Matheson. Unfortunately, I am unavailable to take your call, so please leave a message. Thank you. *beep*
Rebecca: Hey, Melanie, this is Rebecca. I was wondering if you wanted to meet me, Stacey, and the Toon Patrol at Luigi's Italian Restaurant on 8th Street tomorrow night. Think you can make it? I'd also advise you to bring at least two dollars in case I need some extra money to spend when the check comes; don't worry, cause I promise to pay you back the next day if I need that money. Talk to you later.

Then it was Stacey's job to call the weasels. Smart Ass answered the phone.

Smart Ass: 'Ello, Toon Patrol.
Stacey: H-hello?
Smart Ass: Well whaddya want?
Stacey: This is Stacey Blacktip and...
Smart Ass: WHEEZY! It's a Blacktip gal! *to Stacey* Could you hold on for a moment?

Wheezy got hold of the phone.

Wheezy: Rebecca, is that you?
Stacey: No, this is Stacey. Rebecca and I were wondering if you and the other weasels could meet up with us and Melanie Matheson at Luigi's Italian Restaurant on 8th Street tomorrow night.
Wheezy: Sure. Lemme check with the boss. *to Smart Ass* Hey, boss! Can we all go to Luigi's tomorrow night? *hack*
Smart Ass: Aright, sure. Just as long as the check ain't too expensive.
Wheezy: *back to Stacey* The boss says yes.
Stacey: Good, and Rebecca advises each of you weasels to bring at least two dollars in case the bill is too expensive, cause she's paying.
Wheezy: All right; see ya tomorrow.
Stacey: Okay, bye.

To be continued...

[thekeygirl666]

Very nicely written! Keep it up! I like how you decided to make it an Italian restaurant, as I'm Italian! Also, the names are awesome! 'Blacktip'? I never would've thought of that! Smart Guy's answer made me giggle!

[American Marten]

Glad ya like it! ;D

[thekeygirl666]

That I did^^ great work!

[American Marten]

Chapter 2

Rebecca: So what did they say?
Stacey: They said that they could come.
Rebecca: Did you tell them to bring a few bucks in case the bill is too high for me?
Stacey: Yes.
Rebecca: All right, then. Tomorrow we'll go out. But if the weasels try to push your buttons, tell them, "Boys, this is night is for me and Rebecca and what says goes!"
Stacey: Okay.

Meanwhile, Melanie got Stacey's message and called back. This time, Rebecca answered.

Rebecca: Hello?
Melanie: Hi, Reb.
Rebecca: Oh hey, Melanie.
Melanie: Hey, I got your message and I wouldn't LIKE to go out.
Rebecca: Oh well...
Melanie: I'd LOVE to go out!
Rebecca: Oh, good.
Melanie: And luckily, I just got two dollars change today at Costco, so I can bring that money.
Rebecca: Sweet. Well, if the Toon Patrol calls us when they're ready tomorrow, then they might call you or I'll have to do it or vise versa.
Melanie: Okay, see ya tomorrow.
Rebecca: All right. Bye.
Melanie: Bye.

The next day, all the weasels heard the news.

Psycho: Yaaayy!! Out to dinner!!
Stupid: Duh, hooray!
Wheezy: Now, remember to bring a few bucks in case Rebecca has to pay extra, cause *hack* this is her and Stacey's evening out.
Smart Ass: WHAT?! How much?!?
Wheezy: Just three dollars maximum.
Smart Ass: All right, fine!
Greasy: Are we goin to that new Mexican place with sexy waitresses?
Wheezy: No! Luigi's.
Greasy: *snaps his fingers* D*mn.
Wheezy: Also, Melanie Matheson is coming, too.
Smart Ass: Melanie?
Wheezy: Yes.
Smart Ass: So if this is a date or you and Rebecca, den it can be a date for me and Melanie!
Wheezy: Boss, this isn't a date, it's kinda uh, *hack* get-together.

Smart Ass gave Wheezy a cold stare.

Smart Ass: Aright, if it's some get-together, then it had better be something good like a party! We'll call the three when we are ready.

To be continued...

[thekeygirl666]

Mexican place with the sexy waitresses? HA! Good one! That is SO Greasy! Hey, I wrote a fic about how Greasy came to earn his nickname and join the patrol. Would u be interested in reading it?

[American Marten]

SURE!

[thekeygirl666]

Great! It's called 'Bond Free'. It ain't done yet, but it's almost done^^ I hope u like it!

[American Marten]

Chapter 3

The next day at three o'clock, Rebecca got two calls. One was from Melanie and the other from the weasels.

Stacey: So are we ready?
Rebecca: I guess so.

The two headed over to Luigi's to meet up with Melanie and the weasels.

Melanie: Hey, Rebecca, how ya doing?
Rebecca: I'm doing just fine.
Melanie: And Stacey?
Rebecca: She's been so excited about this evening out together with all of you!
Stacey: You bet!
Rebecca: We'd better check on the boys.
Melanie: Yeah. *to Smart Ass* So are you excited?
Smart Ass: *lovesickly* Yeah.
Greasy: I wanted the Mexican Hooters.
Rebecca: Now, look, this evening is mostly for me, Melanie, and Stacey, so what says goes!
Psycho: Does the restaurant have plain spaghetti?
Stacey: You could ask for it plain.
Stupid: Duh, I hope they've got somethin' good.
Melanie: I'm sure they will.
Rebecca: *to Wheezy* Excited?
Wheezy: You bet. *kisses Rebecca on the cheek as she giggles*

Just then, the hostess came.

Hostess: Your party of eight is ready.
Rebecca: Oh, good!

The group fallowed the hostess to a talbe of eight chairs.

Hostess: Here you guys go. Maria will be your waitress.
Stacey: Thank you!

To be continued...