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Post by disneyplease on Jul 13, 2011 23:45:18 GMT -5
ok folks, heres parody fic of the classic fairy tale, 'Hansel and Gretel'
Disclaimer: I do'nt own Toon Town, or the toon patrol weasels, or Benny the cab, or the fairy tale of Hansel and Gretel. I only own Russel and Gracie, Rita their mother, and their aunt Betsy
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Chapter 1
Once upon a time, in Toon Town by the forrest, there lived a humanoid female toon cat named Rita, who owned her own nursery for plants. Living with her was her 2 twin kitten children who both had blonde hair and skin colored fur and blue eyes, a boy named Russel who had a black nose, and a girl named Gracie who had a pink nose. Also living with them was Rita's sister, Russel and Gracie's aunt Betsy, who did'nt love the children at all.
Now, no matter how hard Rita worked, there never was enough money to get food, and to make matter's worse, the prices of food went up high. One night, in Russel and Gracie's room, Russel was to hungry to sleep, so he was awake and he could hear his mother and his aunt talking in the living room.
" Oh Betsy, I do'nt know what Im going to do, we had little money to get anything to eat before, but with these high prices for food now, I just do'nt know how we're going to feed Russel and Gracie, we do'nt even have enoguh money to get food for ourselves" said Rita
"All hope's not completely lost dear sister" said Betsy
" What do you mean?" asked Rita
" Ok, here's my idea, tomorrow we'll take both of the kids into the forrest, and then we'll leave them there, for good!" said Betsy
" Betsy, How can you suggest such a thing?!" gasped Rita
" Hey Rita, it's either them or us!" said Betsy
" No, no-no Betsy, this I can Never do" said Rita
" Very well then, so be it!" Betsy said Coldly as she headed towards her room
" I guess I'll have ta do it myself!" said Betsy, unaware that Russel heard her
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Post by American Marten on Jul 14, 2011 0:40:23 GMT -5
Oh boy!
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Post by disneyplease on Jul 14, 2011 23:32:57 GMT -5
Chapter 2
Later that night, when everyone was asleep, and from how aunt Betsy snored that was'nt hard to tell, Russel snucked out of the house, and gathered some pebbles that shined when the moon hitted them. When morning came, when Rita was still sleeping, Betsy went in the childrens room and woke them up.
" Where're we going aunt Betsy?" asked Gracie
" Aunt Betsy is taking you kids on a little outing in the woods" said Betsy
As Betsy and the kittens were walking, Russel secretly dropped one pebble at a time. Soon they stopped in a small clearing in the woods.
" Oh dear, I believe I dropped something, Ok kids, Im gonnah go look for my thing so just stay here, Ok? Ok good bye" said Betsy as she walked away
But Betsy never came back. By evening, it was starting to get dark and Gracie was starting to grow frightened, but Russel comforted her.
" Do'nt worry Gracie, when the moon comes, we'll be home in no time" said Russel
And sure enough, the moon was up in the sky, and the pebbles were shinning. Russel and Gracie followed the pebbles all the way out of the forrest, and found the path that led to their home. Rita, who was worried about them since she found out what Betsy had done, was the first to hear Russel and Gracie coming.
" Russel! Gracie!" Rita cried with happiness as she scooped the kittens up in her arms
" Mom!" Russel and Gracie cried in unision as they hugged their mom
All were happy, except for Betsy. By Now, Betsy was determined to get rid of the children.
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Post by American Marten on Jul 14, 2011 23:54:15 GMT -5
Geez, I feel like slapping Aunt Betsy on the cheek!
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Post by disneyplease on Jul 15, 2011 0:16:01 GMT -5
I do'nt blame ya sister!!!
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Post by American Marten on Jul 15, 2011 0:29:05 GMT -5
Yeah!
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Post by disneyplease on Jul 15, 2011 10:02:08 GMT -5
Chapter 3
The next morning, Betsy again woke up Russel and Gracie to go out on another 'Outing' in the the woods, but this this time, Russel was not able to get any pebbles, so as they were walking, more deep in the woods, Russel used a doughnut that he and Gracie recieved and he dropped one piece at a time. Little did he know that right behinde them, the birds in the woods swooped down and ate up the crumbs. By evening, Russel and Gracie were once again abandoned in the woods, so they waited for night time for the mmon to rise, thinking that they would be able to see the doughnut crumbs, but when the moon did come, there was not a single crumb in sight.
" The crumbs I dropped, they're gone!" said Russel
" The birds must've eaten them, we're never going to get out of these woods!" cried Gracie
" Do'nt worry Gracie, we'll find a way out of these woods even if it takes us all night" said Russel as he took Gracies hand and began to walk with her
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Post by American Marten on Jul 15, 2011 18:53:09 GMT -5
Oh boy!
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Post by disneyplease on Jul 18, 2011 23:28:59 GMT -5
Chapter 4
Through out the night, Russel and Gracie walked through the darkness of the woods, but they could'nt find the way out. The woods grew more dark, and there were alot of frightening noises. Then there was one noise that scared Russel and Gracie so much that they ran even deeper in the woods. Though as it turned out, the noises came from four weasels that were hiding in the bushes, Greasy, Wheezy, Psycho, and Stupid. The weasels laughed at the sight of the kittens running away.
" Hee hee, theres nothing more fun than scaring lost kids in the woods" said Psycho
Once they were in a certain spot, Russel and Gracie stopped to catch their breath. Then they decided that maybe it was best to camp in the spot for the night and continue in the morning. They built a camp fire to keep themselves warm.
" Oh Russel, were never gonnah findour way outta here, and we're never gonnah see mom ever again!" cried Gracie as tears streamed down her face
" Do'nt cry Gracie, we will see mom again, and we will find a way out of these woods, some how" said Russel as he comforted Gracie
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Post by American Marten on Jul 18, 2011 23:57:36 GMT -5
Oh boy!
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Post by disneyplease on Jul 20, 2011 13:09:56 GMT -5
Chapter 5
The next morning, Russel and Gracie woke up and continued to walk and find their way out of the woods. Gracie's stomach growled.
" Im hungry!" said Gracie
" I know Gracie, I am too!" said Russel, who's stomach was growling even harder
Then as Russel and Gracie reached a certain spot in the woods, they saw smoke rising from a distance, chimney smoke to be precise.
" Is that a house?" asked Gracie
" Lets go see!" said Russel
The kittens ran to where the chimney smoke was coming from, and once there, they saw the most extraordinary house that they've ever seen. It was a life sized gingerbread house. The walls were made of gingerbread and were decorated with cream and candy, the window's were made of hard candy, the roof was covered with frosted cookies, the fence was made of candy canes, lollipops of many incredible sizes were in place of flowers, jelly beans were in place of soil, pies of all kinds sat by the window sills, and the trees had candy apples in them. In complete hunger, Russel rushed up to the house and broke off a piece of the roof and started eating.
" Russel, someone might live here!" said Gracie
" I Donf 'ee anyf' one" said Russel with his mouth full, then he swallowed, " sides arent you hungry?"
With that said, Gracie picked out a pie from the window sill and started eating.
" Well Hiya kids!" said a brooklyn accented voice
Russel and gracie then stopped what they were doing and turned to the door to see a toon weasel wearing a pink jacket, tie, hat, gold pocket chain and white spats on his feet standing by the door with a creepy grin.
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Post by American Marten on Jul 20, 2011 13:26:40 GMT -5
OH BOY!!
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Post by disneyplease on Jul 21, 2011 11:37:55 GMT -5
Chapter 6
" We're sorry for eating your house sir, we were just hungry-" began Gracie
" Ah do'nt worry about it, this place was meant fer eatin', sides from da looks of ya I bet ya two must be starvin', so you kids got names?" asked the weasel
" Im Gracie, and this is my Brother Russel" said Gracie
" Well if you kids are hungry, there's plenty more food inside" said the weasel with a more creepy grin
Russel and and Gracie exchanged glances.
" C'mon kids, I do'nt bite!" the weasel said charismaticly
Russel and Gracie then gave in and entered the gingerbread house. The weasel sure kept his word about there being ton's of food inside, for Russel and Gracie had a feast of sweets. Cake's, pies, cookies, doughnuts, puddings, candies, ice creams, and many other delicious things that they'd never had at home.
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Post by American Marten on Jul 21, 2011 18:52:16 GMT -5
Mmmmmm! P:
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Post by disneyplease on Jul 22, 2011 0:16:31 GMT -5
Chapter 7
After all those sweets, The weasel led Russel and Gracie upstairs in to a guest room with two small beds for them.
" Well, night kids!" said the weasel before he left the room
Russel fell fast asleep, but later that night, Gracie got up for a drink of water. As Gracie went into the kitchen, she saw a door that she had'nt seen. Curiousity got the best of her, so Gracie quietly peeked through the door, but to her surprize, it was a large basement, and it was filled with many barrels of DIP. Gracie even saw a wanted poster of the weasel that read 'Wanted: Smartguy Weasel, Wanted for: Kidnapping, Assault, and illegal DIP brewery. The truth was, the weasel, Smartguy, was really a DIP brewer, who made this life sized ginger bread house simply to attrack toon children, because toon children were his favorite test subjects for the DIP he makes. In the basement, Smartguy sat in an arm chair smoking a cigar.
" Heh heh, kids, they're all alike, they can't persist dis house, now I gottah figure out which one of those two kittens I wannah DIP first!" said Smartguy
The moment Gracie heard this, she rushed back upstairs to warn Russel.
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