Post by American Marten on Jun 26, 2011 16:00:08 GMT -5
Okay, another Simpsons Shorts Parody with the weasels in a spoof of episode 14 - The Funeral!
Note: Simpsons/Tracey Ullman Show (c) Fox
Toon Patrol (c) Touchstone
SCENE 1
Stupid, Psycho, and Greasy are in the living room, minding their own business, when Wheezy and Smart Ass come in.
Smart Ass: Guys, Wheezy has some very sad news for you; I think you'd better sit down. *the others ignore him* Sit down! *they sit down*
Wheezy: Guys, my elderly Grandma Jean has passed away.
Psycho, Greasy, and Stupid just look at each other.
Smart Ass: Do you have any questions?
Stupid: Duh, yeah. What does "passed away" mean?
Greasy: *strokes his finger across his neck* You know, "kick the bucket," "hold the crook chain!" I had a meeting with ol' Mr. Hades! The...
Smart Ass: Greasy!
Greasy: Oh, I feel much sympathy for you Wheezy.
Everyone removes their hats to honor Wheezy's grandmother.
SCENE 2
A couple of days later, the weasels attend Grandma Jean's funeral.
Minister: Would the weasels care to view the loved one at this time?
Greasy: Oh boy! I've never seen a dead mujer *pronounced moo-HAIR* before! I bet she'll be so pretty, her skin will be all green and clammy and stuff; it'll be just like Michael Jackson's "Thriller" music video, only real!
Stupid: Yuck!
The weasels all get a glimpse at Grandma in her coffin. But when Greasy looks, he turns green and faints.
SCENE 3
The funeral party is at the cemetery, getting ready to bury the coffin.
Greasy: Boy, this is so slow!
Greasy walks over to the grave burial.
Greasy: Steady, boys! Easy there! Whoa! A little to the right... *Smart Ass grabs him*
SCENE 4
Wheezy and Smart Ass are driving home very angry at the other three, with Smart Ass cursing to himself.
Wheezy: You boys were very, very naughty today. The boss and I are quite disappointed in the three of you. *hack*
Smart Ass: This is absolutely the LAST funeral I evah take you guys to!
Psycho: Awww!
Greasy: Oh, aye caramba, boss!
THE END
Note: Simpsons/Tracey Ullman Show (c) Fox
Toon Patrol (c) Touchstone
SCENE 1
Stupid, Psycho, and Greasy are in the living room, minding their own business, when Wheezy and Smart Ass come in.
Smart Ass: Guys, Wheezy has some very sad news for you; I think you'd better sit down. *the others ignore him* Sit down! *they sit down*
Wheezy: Guys, my elderly Grandma Jean has passed away.
Psycho, Greasy, and Stupid just look at each other.
Smart Ass: Do you have any questions?
Stupid: Duh, yeah. What does "passed away" mean?
Greasy: *strokes his finger across his neck* You know, "kick the bucket," "hold the crook chain!" I had a meeting with ol' Mr. Hades! The...
Smart Ass: Greasy!
Greasy: Oh, I feel much sympathy for you Wheezy.
Everyone removes their hats to honor Wheezy's grandmother.
SCENE 2
A couple of days later, the weasels attend Grandma Jean's funeral.
Minister: Would the weasels care to view the loved one at this time?
Greasy: Oh boy! I've never seen a dead mujer *pronounced moo-HAIR* before! I bet she'll be so pretty, her skin will be all green and clammy and stuff; it'll be just like Michael Jackson's "Thriller" music video, only real!
Stupid: Yuck!
The weasels all get a glimpse at Grandma in her coffin. But when Greasy looks, he turns green and faints.
SCENE 3
The funeral party is at the cemetery, getting ready to bury the coffin.
Greasy: Boy, this is so slow!
Greasy walks over to the grave burial.
Greasy: Steady, boys! Easy there! Whoa! A little to the right... *Smart Ass grabs him*
SCENE 4
Wheezy and Smart Ass are driving home very angry at the other three, with Smart Ass cursing to himself.
Wheezy: You boys were very, very naughty today. The boss and I are quite disappointed in the three of you. *hack*
Smart Ass: This is absolutely the LAST funeral I evah take you guys to!
Psycho: Awww!
Greasy: Oh, aye caramba, boss!
THE END
