Post by American Marten on Jun 23, 2011 19:14:41 GMT -5
Another Toon Patrol/Simpsons Shorts Parody! This time, it's a spoof of episode 31 - Shoplifting. Enjoy!
Note: Toon Patrol (c) Touchstone
Simpsons/Tracey Ullman Show (c) Fox
SCENE 1
Wheezy, Stupid, and Psycho have all just spent their entire allowances on groceries at the grocery store, but Wheezy wants to buy some more cigarettes.
Wheezy: I gotta have those cigarettes!
Stupid: But, duh, Wheezy, we don't have any money left.
Wheezy: There's gotta be a way!
Psycho: You better not be thinking about stealing those cigarettes.
Wheezy: That's it!
Stupid: Duh, better not, Wheezy!
Wheezy grabs ten packs of cigarettes and puts them in his vest pockets.
Wheezy: So long, suckers!
But as he walks out the door, and security guard catches Wheezy.
Wheezy: They caught me!
SCENE 2
Wheezy is sitting in the security office with the cigarettes and a pocket lighter.
Security guard: You just sit right here and think about your crime, ya dirty little shoplifting thief!
Wheezy: *smirking* Yes, sir!
The scene then cuts to the grocery store again and the security guard is talking to the cahsier.
Cashier: Is that weasel scared?
Security guard: I think I got him so scared he can't even see straight!
Cashier: Good, frighten him some more while I call the rest of the Toon Patrol.
Stupid: *whispering to Psycho* Duh, poor Wheezy.
The scene then cuts back to the security office.
Security guard: All right, weasel, I guess the penalty is... *gasp*
Wheezy has just lighten a buch of cigarettes and already has some in his mouth, hat, shirt collar, and vest pockets.
Wheezy: I know my rights; you can't do anything to me, *hack* you ain't got no evidence, copper! *looks into the mirror to see the guard next to him* Uh, is it too late to make a full confession?
SCENE 3
The weasels all drive home in their paddywagon, with Smart Ass and the others feeling angry over Wheezy.
Smart Ass: Da rest of da guys and I are pretty p***d off with ya, Wheezy!
Wheezy: Gee, I haven't noticed.
Greasy: WHEEZY!
Smart Ass: What have ya learned from this experience, Wheezy?
Wheezy: Well, boss, I may have been caught and had a few bad moments, *hack* but I gotta admit, *hack* the cigarettes were refresh...
Smart Ass: No, no, no! The lesson is, ultimately, crime hurts the criminal!
Wheezy: But that's not true, boss! *hack* I got a free ride home, didn't I?
The weasels all kick Wheezy out of the car, forcing him to walk twenty miles home in the rain.
THE END
Note: Toon Patrol (c) Touchstone
Simpsons/Tracey Ullman Show (c) Fox
SCENE 1
Wheezy, Stupid, and Psycho have all just spent their entire allowances on groceries at the grocery store, but Wheezy wants to buy some more cigarettes.
Wheezy: I gotta have those cigarettes!
Stupid: But, duh, Wheezy, we don't have any money left.
Wheezy: There's gotta be a way!
Psycho: You better not be thinking about stealing those cigarettes.
Wheezy: That's it!
Stupid: Duh, better not, Wheezy!
Wheezy grabs ten packs of cigarettes and puts them in his vest pockets.
Wheezy: So long, suckers!
But as he walks out the door, and security guard catches Wheezy.
Wheezy: They caught me!
SCENE 2
Wheezy is sitting in the security office with the cigarettes and a pocket lighter.
Security guard: You just sit right here and think about your crime, ya dirty little shoplifting thief!
Wheezy: *smirking* Yes, sir!
The scene then cuts to the grocery store again and the security guard is talking to the cahsier.
Cashier: Is that weasel scared?
Security guard: I think I got him so scared he can't even see straight!
Cashier: Good, frighten him some more while I call the rest of the Toon Patrol.
Stupid: *whispering to Psycho* Duh, poor Wheezy.
The scene then cuts back to the security office.
Security guard: All right, weasel, I guess the penalty is... *gasp*
Wheezy has just lighten a buch of cigarettes and already has some in his mouth, hat, shirt collar, and vest pockets.
Wheezy: I know my rights; you can't do anything to me, *hack* you ain't got no evidence, copper! *looks into the mirror to see the guard next to him* Uh, is it too late to make a full confession?
SCENE 3
The weasels all drive home in their paddywagon, with Smart Ass and the others feeling angry over Wheezy.
Smart Ass: Da rest of da guys and I are pretty p***d off with ya, Wheezy!
Wheezy: Gee, I haven't noticed.
Greasy: WHEEZY!
Smart Ass: What have ya learned from this experience, Wheezy?
Wheezy: Well, boss, I may have been caught and had a few bad moments, *hack* but I gotta admit, *hack* the cigarettes were refresh...
Smart Ass: No, no, no! The lesson is, ultimately, crime hurts the criminal!
Wheezy: But that's not true, boss! *hack* I got a free ride home, didn't I?
The weasels all kick Wheezy out of the car, forcing him to walk twenty miles home in the rain.
THE END
