Post by American Marten on Jun 22, 2011 20:23:23 GMT -5
Okay, another Simpsons short parody! This one parodies episode 17 - Bart's Haircut.
NOTE: Toon Patrol (c) Disney/Touchstone
Simpsons (c) Fox
SCENE 1
Greasy walks into the living room wearing a sombrero instead of his signature hat.
Smart Ass: How come you're always wearing that hat instead of your other one?
Greasy: It's a fashion statement, boss.
Smart Ass: Take off the hat, Greasy.
Greasy takes off the sombrero, revealing that his hair has grown all the way down to his ankles.
Psycho: He looks like a hairy version of Crystal Gayle! Heeheheehehehee!
Wheezy: *gasps* You go get a haircut!
Smart Ass: Right now!
Greasy: *groaning* I was afraid this moment would come.
SCENE 2
Greasy is at the barber shop with a toon horse who is an unexperienced barber.
Barber: What'll it be, sir?
Greasy: Just a little off the top, sir.
Barber: Sure thing.
The barber snips so much of Greasy's hair.
Barber: How do you like it?
Greasy: *looks into the mirror and sees that he's bald* What the h*ll did you do to my hair?!?
Barber: That'll be 10 dollars, please. Here's a lollipop!
SCENE 3
Greasy comes back to the headquarters through his bedroom window. He tries to glue the snipped hair back onto his head, but it doesn't work. Meanwhile, back in the living room, Smart Ass is getting impatient.
Smart Ass: Isn't Greasy back from the barber yet?
Stupid: Duh, I heard him sneaking in his room.
Smart Ass: GREASY! Front and center!
Greasy comes in with a paper bag over his face.
Greasy: I'll take it off, but you amigos all must promise not to laugh. Promise?
Weasels: We promise.
Greasy takes off the bag, and the others try not to laugh, but then they all laugh their socks off.
THE END
NOTE: Toon Patrol (c) Disney/Touchstone
Simpsons (c) Fox
SCENE 1
Greasy walks into the living room wearing a sombrero instead of his signature hat.
Smart Ass: How come you're always wearing that hat instead of your other one?
Greasy: It's a fashion statement, boss.
Smart Ass: Take off the hat, Greasy.
Greasy takes off the sombrero, revealing that his hair has grown all the way down to his ankles.
Psycho: He looks like a hairy version of Crystal Gayle! Heeheheehehehee!
Wheezy: *gasps* You go get a haircut!
Smart Ass: Right now!
Greasy: *groaning* I was afraid this moment would come.
SCENE 2
Greasy is at the barber shop with a toon horse who is an unexperienced barber.
Barber: What'll it be, sir?
Greasy: Just a little off the top, sir.
Barber: Sure thing.
The barber snips so much of Greasy's hair.
Barber: How do you like it?
Greasy: *looks into the mirror and sees that he's bald* What the h*ll did you do to my hair?!?
Barber: That'll be 10 dollars, please. Here's a lollipop!
SCENE 3
Greasy comes back to the headquarters through his bedroom window. He tries to glue the snipped hair back onto his head, but it doesn't work. Meanwhile, back in the living room, Smart Ass is getting impatient.
Smart Ass: Isn't Greasy back from the barber yet?
Stupid: Duh, I heard him sneaking in his room.
Smart Ass: GREASY! Front and center!
Greasy comes in with a paper bag over his face.
Greasy: I'll take it off, but you amigos all must promise not to laugh. Promise?
Weasels: We promise.
Greasy takes off the bag, and the others try not to laugh, but then they all laugh their socks off.
THE END
