Doofus the Red-Nosed Wolf

[theamericanmarten]

This little song/poem is sung to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, only with Doofus and the other members of the Wolf Pack. Doofus has a red nose (unlike the others who all have black noses), and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer made me think of Doofus a little. So I wondered, "What if Doofus was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer for a change?" Anyway, here we go:

Doofus the Red-Nosed Wolf,
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows!

All of the other wolves (especially Alpha),
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Doofus,
Join in any Wolf games!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
"Doofus with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the Wolf Pack loved him (except Alpha),
As they shouted out with glee,
"Doofus the Red-Nosed Wolf,
You'll go down in history!"

In case you're wondering, Doofus guided the sleigh by having a rope around his belly, hanging from between Dasher and Dancer, telling directions and navigating. Merry Christmas!