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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 10, 2010 19:29:31 GMT -5
This Weasel Fic is a parody of Epic Movie. I'm still thinking of a good plot, so the story will be coming soon to a Weasel Board near you!
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Post by The Forgoten One on Dec 12, 2010 16:43:32 GMT -5
can't wait
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 12, 2010 18:08:44 GMT -5
It'll be coming soon, since I'm still thinking of a plot outline.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Dec 12, 2010 20:40:58 GMT -5
take ya time
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 12, 2010 22:41:29 GMT -5
Thanks.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Dec 13, 2010 17:42:07 GMT -5
welcome
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 16, 2010 20:43:53 GMT -5
Chapter 1
It was another bright, sunny day in ToonTown, and the weasels were doing yardwork. Stupid and Psycho were just playing on the swingsets, Wheezy was sitting inside with a cigarette and newspaper, and Smart A** and Greasy were digging weeds out of the lawn. Suddenly, Smarty's shovel hit something hard. He dug the dirt and discovered an old, dusty gameboard. "Greasy, come look at this," Smarty called to Grease. "Eh, what is it Boss?" Greasy asked. "I dunno," said Smarty, "It's some kinda board game. I'd better take it inside to have a better look at it."
To be continued...
PS: The board game in the ground is going to be a parody of Jumanji later on.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Dec 16, 2010 20:44:48 GMT -5
cool
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 18, 2010 13:26:05 GMT -5
Chapter 2
When Smart A** took the game inside, Wheezy asked, "Hey, Boss, where'd ya find that?" "I just found it in the backyard underground," said Smarty, "It's a board game of some sort." "A BOARD GAME?" shouted Psycho with excitement, "YYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!" "Hooray!" Stupid chimed in, "Is it Candyland?" "No," said Smarty. "Well is it another version of Candyland?" asked Psycho. "NO!" Smarty yelled, "It's not Candyland." "Oh," said Stupid and Psycho. "I dunno Boss," said Greasy, "This game looks cursed. Maybe we should put it back." "Nonsense!" said Smarty, "I wanna play it!" "ME TOO!!" Stupid and Psycho shouted together. "Y'know," said Wheezy, "I'll play too." "All right," Greasy groaned, "I'll play with you amigos. But if we happen to face any unnatural disasters, I'm blamin' the boss!"
To be continued...
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Post by The Forgoten One on Dec 18, 2010 13:28:20 GMT -5
funny
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 18, 2010 13:28:49 GMT -5
Thanks.
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Post by Mellow on Dec 18, 2010 13:57:52 GMT -5
Cute!
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Post by theamericanmarten on Dec 23, 2010 17:32:34 GMT -5
Chapter 3
As the weasels looked at the game, the title of it was "Georgie." "Georgie," said Smart A**, "Here's what it says. 'Welcome to the game of Georgie. In it, you must pass seven tests to win. Do not look back once you start. The minute the game starts, it will NOT disappear until it is over. When the first winner makes it to the winning spot, then he or she will call out Georgie three times. After that, everything will go back to normal. Each player rolls the dice, and there will be a force in each of the seven sections. Good luck, and beware. Remember, NO CHEATING or there will be consequences.'" "Sounds kinda scary," said Stupid. "Well," said Wheezy, "Let's get to it."
To be continued...
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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 20, 2011 22:46:02 GMT -5
Chapter 4 The weasels each picked a game piece and placed them on the starting square. Smart A** decided to go first. He rolled out eight with the two dice and the game piece moved automatically. "That was strange," said Smarty. Then, smokey letters appeared in the center of the game and said, "Do not sleep or faint, or you will be covered in paint." "Okay, everyone,'' Smarty said, "Whatever you do, do NOT fall asleep." But since he didn't get a lot of sleep after watching TV last night, Stupid began to yawn. "Stupid, don't!" cried Wheezy, but it was too late. He and the other weasels started to fall asleep for a short period of time. Just then, Smarty felt something drip on his nose. The paint from the ceiling was melting and dripping, eventually causing the weasels to run away by its monsterous wave and be turned into live action humans. To be continued... PS: Sorry about double posting, but this story was getting pretty old, so it needed an update.
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Post by psychogirl on Oct 19, 2011 15:06:28 GMT -5
Awesome story, your punctuation is great, but the chapters are fairly short but nevertheless it was great all around! I hope you update soon!
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