Ms. Perfect girl

[Battle Droid 101]

I got this idea from the All dogs go to heaven shows on youtube. Oh, and this is sorta a funny fic, ;D

The fight

At the La thug's hide-out; Amelia La Thugg and Ghastly were having a "loud conversation".

"What the h*ll is that suppose it mean?!" Amelia La Thugg growled

"AH! Take cover! She's gonna blow!" Alejandro yelped hiding under a table

The others ran for cover, because when Amelia La Thugg blows.....the one next to her...dies or she takes her angry out of something else.

"What do you mean by that?! Why are you embaressed by me?!" Amelia barked at Ghastly

"I--I didn't mean like that, boss. I just think that dating your boss sounds.....not right." Ghastly explained

Then Amelia rolled her eyes "Fine. Then who do you want?" Amelia growled crosing her arms

A radio dropped to the floor and music started to play.

"I want the perfect girl. Someone who wouldn't make me fear her." Ghastly said walking beside her.

"You want a softie?" Amelia asked coldly following him

"No. I want a girl who will shower me with love notes." Ghastly said

"You'll be covered in band-aids." Amelia La Thugg said coldly

"I want a girl who will cuddle me." Ghastly said walking away

"That's overrated." Amelia said coldly when she jumped infront of him

"Who will stay by my side." Ghastly said looking at her

Then Ghastly jumped on the couch holding a bunch of flowers in his paws.

"I want the perfect girl. The girl for me. You'll never be the perfect girl." Ghastly said looking up at Amelia

"If you had Ms. Perfect; life would be boring, and you'll be snoring for hours. Is that what you want?" Amelia asked coldly

Then Alejandro crawled out of his hiding place "You know? I think boss has point. Doesn't she?" he asked them but they walked away from him

The rest crawled out their hiding places.

"I only want the perfect woman." Ghastly said looking at Amelia who was behind him, then she jumped infront of him.

"Get your head out of the clouds before it ends up in the dirt." Amelia said coldly

"The perfect woman is in a animated feature." Smokey said standing on top on a broken t.v

"I'm afraid she's only in your dreams." Deathonator said a bit coldly

"You know what? That's it! I'm gonna find myself the perfect girl, and then you guys will sorry!" Ghastly growled and ran out the door

"Let's go get him." Amelia muttered leading the rest to find Ghastly

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"I'm gonna find myself the perfect girl, they'll see." Ghastly muttered to himself walking on the road; not knowing a truck is headed straight toward him!

"Ghastly!" Amelia called out then she pushed Ghastly out of the way.

The truck hit made her flew all the way into a dumpster, and she fell down hard.

[Lola]

owww whats gonna happen? ;p

[Battle Droid 101]

Ms. Perfect girl

"Boss! Speak to me! Please!" Ghastly shouted at the motionless Amelia. The she started to groan and move.

"Oh, ow. What happened?" Amelia asked confusingly

"Oh, she's alright!" Ghastly cheered, and the others cheered too.

"Ow! my head!" Amelia growled

"Sorry, boss. We thought you were dead." Ghastly said softly

"It's alright, Ghastly. Um, Ghastly? You shouldn't be near all this trash, you could get your paws dirty." Amelia La Thugg said then she jumped out and started to file Ghastly's claws

"Boss, is probuly suffering from losing her mind." Smokey said coldly

"Who, me? I feel great." Amelia said nicely

to be continued........

[Battle Droid 101]

Ms. Perfect fake

Amelia kissed Ghastly's cheek very nicely. It made Ghastly blush and giggle.

"You know, guys. I think we should let boss recover in her own pace, say in a month or three." Ghastly said with a smile

"Please, call me Amelia." Amelia La Thugg said nicely

"Okay, Amelia. Well, I got to back home to tell my daughter, Anastasia." Ghastly said softly

"Want me to walk you home, darling?" Amelia offered nicely

Ghastly blushed and giggled. "Mabey some other time, until then don't change." Ghastly said softly

Amelia watched Ghastly leave, and when she couldn't see him; she started to spit in disgust. "Well, at least he fell for it." Amelia said coldly

"Fell? Fell for what, boss?" Deathonator asked

Amelia wipped her mouth with her sleeve. "This whole Ms. Perfect act." Amelia said coldly

"You mean, you been faking it? Boss." Alejandro whined

"Well, you better be cafreful, boss. So it doesn't blow up in your face." Smokey warned

"I'm just gonna teach Ghastly a leason about: There's no such thing of a perfect girl. I'm gonna kill Ghastly with kindness." Amelia said with a evil chuckle

[Battle Droid 101]

darn it. I'm out of ideas. What do you guys think Amelia La Thugg should do to Ghastly to convince him that there's no such thing as a perfect girl??? But, remember.....this is a funny fic.

[Battle Droid 101]

I kinda got some ideas. DRUM ROLL PLZ! *drum roll plays*

Ms. Perfect obnoxious

Since Amelia La Thugg knows everything Ghastly hates; she gonna do it nicely.

"This is gonna be fun." Amelia muttered to herself with a evil chuckle

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Back at the hide-out, Amelia was making Ghastly happy with a bunch of pillows she found for him to rest on. Also, she did his "chores".

"Oh, Anastasia. All I have to do is think of a "chore", and Amelia does it. Oh, I love it." Ghastly said happily laying down on the pillows

"Sounds great, dad. But what if Ms. La Thugg gets her mind back?" Anastasia asked a bit coldly

Ghastly stared at her with bit of a shocked look.

Anastasia was a toon red ferret with dark red bangs and sky blue eyes. She was wearing a dark red sweater and dark blue pants. Also, she was 15.

Ghastly adopted her when she was four, because both of her parents died, and he was a friend of her family.

"Oh, darling. Look who I brought." Amelia said in a singing tone, and she brought Ghastly's most hated animal; Kat Le kittycat.

Kat Le Kittycat was a mastermind like Amelia La Thugg. He was a black cat with green eyes, a pink nose, and the tip of his tail was white. His secret weapon is: Cuteness.

"Why is he here?" Ghastly asked coldly while sitting up.

"What? Can't a cat visit his "friend?" " Kat asked coldly with a evil smile

Alejandro really wanted to chase Kat, but he was too scared. Because Kat Le Kittycat always had a trick up his sleeve.

[Battle Droid 101]

cat v.s. weasel. The fur is gonna fly. XD

But I'm out of ideas, so I can't make the next part: "Ms. Perfect nightmare"

Can someone give me some ideas plz?