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Post by Usashi Koto Kito on Mar 22, 2010 10:47:17 GMT -5
I just made this in prep for the finish of the first. Since so many of you seem to like my storys. I made a seris. YAY! Oh and question....which of the girls do you guys think is the best? Tee Hee! ;D
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Post by Usashi Koto Kito on Mar 23, 2010 11:09:10 GMT -5
Yay! Yay! Ya!
Chap 1
Psycho walked with his razor in his mouth and his belts clinking their normal bell like sound. Jackie said all the time: "It's like a cat collar! We know where he is all the time!" He smiled at the joke know. It had been about 6 months since he and his buddies met Jackie and the others. Psycho wondered why he ever hated Jackie in the first place. The Toon Patrol HQ had been moved. It wasn't based at the huge house they all lived in anymore. Jackie said that it was going to be too cramped. So with Heather's (Jackie's boss) permission, Jackie bought a huge building in town. It was roomy and Psycho loved it. Psycho was headed to Kurumi's office/infirmary. He found the door ajar, and jumped when he heard... "AUGGH! HOLY SH**! MOTHER FU**ING ARRGGH!!!" Wheezy screamed at the top of his lungs. "Stop squirming!! Maybe if you kept still it wouldn't hurt as much!" Kurumi yelled back. "Kiss my fuzzy a**!" Kurumi yanked a cactus needle hard and with malice out of Wheezy's rear. He cursed and shouted like a drunk sailor. "You know, this is the most I've ever heard him speak..." Kurumi smiled, yanking another needle. "Shut up!! And quit pulling so hard!! I know you're enjoying this you evil she-devil!!!" Wheezy roared from the table he lied on. He was lying belly down on it. His butt looked like somebody glued a hedgehog to it. Wheezy mumbled something as he took a drag from his cigarette and exhaled the smoke. The reason Wheezy's behind was having some painful acupuncture was from a manhunt that happened only an hour and a half ago. The target was a gangster suspected of selling illegal drugs in town. They found his home and he was there. Greasy and Wheezy went in to find him. He was hiding in the closet and when Greasy reached to check it he jumped out and ran outside. Wheezy tore after him since Greasy was temporarily knocked out from having his face flattened by the closet door. The convict made it out to the back yard but before Wheezy could grab him from climbing the fence in the yard, the gangster pushed him in a large cactus clump. The suspect was captured, (thanks to Stupid clunking him with his bat from behind a corner) but Wheezy was going through a lot of pain. "So Psycho, what're you here for?" Kurumi asked, raising her voice to overpower Wheezy's yelling. Kurumi was not bad in looks for a 33 year old goth. But she didn't look 33. Her hair had this weird way of staying in spiky pigtails. It was black with red highlights. Or was it red with black highlights? Psycho didn't know but didn't care much. It suited her face well. Today she wore a Heath Ledger shirt of when he played as the Joker in that Batman movie. It read with white bleeding letters: "Why so SERIOUS?" (It was one of her many favorites.) She also had on a red and black plaid skirt with black chains and skull charms. And to finish it all off a pair of black combat boots and a studded black bracelet. Psycho smiled. "Nothing. Just walking around and thought I'd chat a bit... hehe." "Well, I think Jackie wanted to talk to you....She didn't tell me what but you better just go." Kurumi said, continuing to pull out the needles from Wheezy's rump. "OK. Are we still..." "Yes. Of course! If Wheezy will quit stalling this we might make it..."
Ah....my poor Wheezy.....
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Post by Fisi on Mar 23, 2010 16:09:09 GMT -5
XD I would say what Wheezy said.
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Post by Usashi Koto Kito on Mar 24, 2010 10:36:25 GMT -5
So would I! Trust me I know that hurts!!
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Post by Usashi Koto Kito on Mar 24, 2010 10:45:17 GMT -5
;D I love this!! Oh just for something to make you want to see.... Friends will be more than friends pretty soon... Greasy: They'll be friends...with benefits!! Heh Heh! Sass: SHUT UP!!! YOU'LL RUIN EVERY DA** THING!! Greasy: Boss, you're blushing... Sass: AM NOT!! Greasy: Sass and Destiny sitting in a...... (We're sorry, but we cannot show you the rest of the script due to violence and cruelty to talking animals.) Greasy: AUGH! My arm's not supposed to bend that way!! um......don't ask....
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Post by Usashi Koto Kito on Mar 24, 2010 11:03:28 GMT -5
Chap 2
Jackie was happy as could be. She sat, spinning in her chair, when Psycho walked into her office. "Psycho! Good, you're here!" Jackie stopped spinning and stood up. "Kurumi told me you wanted something?" Psycho asked. "Oh yes...now, what was it....um....OH!" Jackie clapped her hands together. "My brother, sister, and Biscuit's niece and nephew are coming over for a visit. And well....you know this place well and you said you like kids...." "So you're basically asking me to babysit?" Psycho asked, thinking the summon was for something better. "Well....the thing is...My brother and sister are a handful. And well....My bro is Wheezy's biggest little fan." Jackie smiled. "And my sis adores Sass." Jackie then muttered, "Probably either because he wears pink or that they both have annoying attitudes..." "She's a handful?" Psycho said, smiling. "Well, she is if she doesn't bite them off first...." Jackie growled. "Teehee..." "Anyways, promise you'll keep them busy and happy?" Jackie asked with a small whine. "Okay. They sound like fun!" Psycho chuckled. "They are. For the first 5 minutes....' Jackie mumbled as she left her office.
Hey again!! You guys excited for more of this amazing story?!
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Post by Fisi on Mar 25, 2010 17:48:55 GMT -5
Nice chappie. ^_^.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!! AH!!! PLEASE DONT KILL ME SMARTGUY!!! If you do Smartguy, I won't be able to continue mocking you.
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Post by Syrup on Mar 27, 2010 12:32:52 GMT -5
Haha, the cruelty of talking animals. That's nice, good chapters. I like your story, it's funny!!
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Post by Usashi Koto Kito on Mar 29, 2010 10:14:35 GMT -5
I strive for it to be that way....but I might not finish that chapter for awhile for the first is still in progress.....I get ahead to easliy......
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Post by Usashi Koto Kito on Jun 18, 2010 7:51:24 GMT -5
hah Hi again! I've been so busy! Well I'm back so here's a new chapter for you!!
Chap 3
Sass was enjoying his coffee and the view out his office window. He rarely got a moment to relax... But it was good to get one sometimes. His happy moment was ruined when Jackie stepped in his office. He had respect for her...but more out of the fact he was a bit scared of her. When Psycho had told how Jackie had killed a guy named Zachary with a pipe and with a gun shot in her stomach. Maybe he was more scared when she went into a rage and yelled and smashed a mirror with her bare fist... He tried to remain on her good side and that was a bit hard... " Jackie..." " Sass..." She nodded her head. " So why did you come her? What do you want?" " You to quite being so skittish around me..." Jackie crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. " What? What do you mean?" "Vy znaete, chto ya govoryu o ..." Jackie said in Russian. That's all he basically knew about her. She was Russian. It did actually show in her but she spoke English so well she didn't have an accent. " Jackie you know I don't speak Russian. English please!' " ugh. I said " You know what I mean..." Jackie grumbled. " No I don't know!" "...I can hear you be an a** to everyone else but not to me! Sass, I can tell your afraid of me. Why the hell are you?' Jackie asked. " Because your a flipping killer that's what! Your like some crazy assassin!" Jackie's face showed a bit of shock. Like she was cuaght or something. " Um.....well....I just don't like having people afraid of me... makes me feel like crap..." Jackie spoke a bit nervously. " Why are you complaining if I'm being nice to you?" " I call you " Sass" becuase that what you do. Why aren't you being one?! In fact I think it's funny! Okay!? You don't need to be afraid of me! I have some damn self control!!" Jackie shouted. " Geez, calm down..." Sass winced at her yelling. " I wouldn't hurt a friend. And yes I think of you as a friend. And I'm giving you the right to be yourself since you basically aren't useing it!" Jackie said. " Fine! God!" Sass said just to get her out of there. Jackie snorted a bit and turned and left.
Jackie's very funny I think when she's mad. Not so much enraged... I would be doing a lot of running for my life!
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Post by Syrup on Jun 18, 2010 13:53:32 GMT -5
Nice chapter~ Aha, S.A afraid of her. I don't blame him.
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Post by brownjacket on Jun 18, 2010 14:29:48 GMT -5
Enjoyed by the russian words. Does somebody helped you with the language? Nice chapter, also.
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Post by Fisi on Jun 18, 2010 15:11:22 GMT -5
Haha!!! Oh, Jackie you change moods so quickly.
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Post by Usashi Koto Kito on Jun 30, 2010 21:26:09 GMT -5
Enjoyed by the russian words. Does somebody helped you with the language? Nice chapter, also. Um no. I didn't have a friend do it for me. I had to use googletranslater.... hehe...
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Post by Usashi Koto Kito on Aug 17, 2010 12:08:04 GMT -5
AGh! Gosh I've been so busy! Sorry for my absence guys.... and no chapter today.......I'm stuck. AGAIN!!
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