The Weasels and Shakespeare

[psychoangel51402]

Re-reading Shakespeare's Hamlet for the tenth or twelfth time, I rediscovered the lines;
Hamlet: Do you see yonder cloud, that 's almost in the shape of a camel?
Polonius: By the mass, and 't is like a camel, indeed.
Hamlet: Methinks, it is like a weasel.
Polonius: It is backed like a weasel.
...and I thought, "Which Shakespeare quotes apply best to the Toon Patrol? Which quotes would they like best? Who would be their favorite characters?"

[psychoangel51402]

I remembered one line from Romeo and Juliet that fits Greasy well.
Romeo: Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her maid art far more fair than she.
Be not her maid, since she is envious.
Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off.

translation: virginity sucks. lemme help you get rid of it.
gross, but fitting to Greasy, methinks. anyone got any more?

[Weasel Freak]

Very nicely disguised line. (Ew XD)

[wifeofsmartass]

That's Greasy alright. I love Hamlet and Romeo and Juliet. But unfortunately i don't have a copy of them, nor have i read them for a few years. I have a book with his work somewhere, but God knows where i misplaced it.

[psychoangel51402]

oh, you GOTTA read the Manga Shakespeare series! It's REALLY good! They're Shakespeare in the form of Japanese-style graphic novels!
images.barnesandnoble.com/images/27520000/27520701.JPG - Julius Caesar
images.barnesandnoble.com/images/27520000/27520706.JPG - Macbeth
images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14950000/14954556.JPG - Romeo and Juliet
images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14950000/14954551.JPG - Hamlet
images.barnesandnoble.com/images/28460000/28468437.JPG - The Tempest
images.barnesandnoble.com/images/28460000/28468432.JPG - Midsummer Night's Dream (the BEST one!)
Othello and As You Like It come out sometime in the next two or three months.

[theamericanmarten]

Idk.