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Post by psychojr on Aug 19, 2010 21:12:53 GMT -5
bar.
eddie. roger. runs in to bar..
but instead of seeing roger they see an entire drunk nazi party
producer. wrong bar
eddie turns around and leaves.
direct. cutt ok lets take it from the top, some please check on hitler.
eddie. haha see im not the drunkest guy on set.
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Post by psychojr on Aug 24, 2010 9:13:57 GMT -5
in hollywood theres mix ups like that, like different actore play docter and electricians. but in real life there switched around.
bar.
psycho gets kicked but he gets nocked unconssioned.
direct. cut, is there a doctore in the house.
guy. you rang. holding a butcher knife.
direct. uh....
guy. oh play a butcher but im a real doctor. walks over to psycho as he starts to come to.
psycho. hu??? AHHH jumps up and runs away.
guyu. ope my job here is done.
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Post by Mellow on Aug 30, 2010 20:44:09 GMT -5
The Bar Scene.
Eddie:(Grabs dolores's dressfront, but he tore it off)
Dolores: Darn it, eddie!!!!
Director: CUT!!!!
Greasy: (leans to the director) That's good shooting, man!
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Post by Mellow on Sept 3, 2010 22:42:21 GMT -5
At The Office.
Smart Guy throws the plunger at stupid, but it cover's his eyes.
Stupid: AAAAHHH!!!! I'M BLIND!!!! He starts running all over the place.
Psycho: DUCK AND COVER, PEOPLE!!!!! he ducks.
Stupid: (Knocks over the camera) (Runs into the wall) OW!!!
Director: CUT!!!, CUT!!! Can someone get somebody to get stupid and calm him down?!!!
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Post by Battle Droid 101 on Sept 4, 2010 10:42:19 GMT -5
Eddie's office
Smartguy: Hold it right there.
Eddie: Hello, boys. I didn't hear you come in.
Greasy: PSYCHO!
Wheezy: Not again!
Stupid: EEEEWWWW!
Director: CUT! CUT!! CUT!!!! That's it!!! No more mexican food for you, Psycho!!
Smartguy:*sniffs the air and clutches his nose* Psycho!
Eddie: That stinks.
Psycho: *blushes and smiles sheepishly* Sorry. Spicy food makes me kinda gassy.
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Post by Mellow on Sept 15, 2010 21:31:31 GMT -5
At The Factory. (This is why wheezy has his cigarette's)
Director: CUT!! Wheezy, i said no smoking on the set while rolling!!
Wheezy: You gotta be kiddin' me!!
Director: No, i'm not!
Wheezy: That's it! i draw the line at that! Get my agent on the phone!!!!
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Post by Battle Droid 101 on Sept 16, 2010 22:46:21 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by The Forgoten One on Sept 24, 2010 16:34:10 GMT -5
Aductions
Director: Ok so *flips through the paper*-Slimy why should we cast you into the movie?
Slimy-I'm a cool wea *he sneezed and green slimmed came out and went on the Director*-Cause i'm a cool Weasel
Director: *cleaning himself off*Ya don't call us we'll call you
*Leaves*
Director: NO way where hiring him
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Post by Mellow on Nov 12, 2010 17:59:17 GMT -5
At the office
Smart Guy: Ok, wiseguy, (In a helium voice this time) Where's da rabbit?!
Psycho: (Breaks down laughing) Somebody put helium in here!!
Stupid: (Laughs in a helium voice)
Director: CUT!!!!
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Post by The Forgoten One on Nov 14, 2010 9:26:44 GMT -5
hahahaha these are good
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Post by Mellow on Dec 19, 2010 1:24:57 GMT -5
At The Factory:
Psycho: (Climbing up the ladder) Time to kill the r-. (The ladder brakes)
Psycho: (Falls) AAAAAHHH!!!! (Hits the floor with birds circling his head) Ow!!
Director: CUT!! Get a sturdier ladder this time!!
Director; Take 6..And..ACTION!!!
Psycho: (Climbing up the ladder) Time to kill- (His razor falls to the floor) Whoopsies!
Director: CUT!!!
Director: Take 7..Ready?, and ACTION!!
Psycho: (Climbing up the ladder) Timeto kill the rabbit! Hee hee, hee hee hee- (His cellphone goes off) Sorry!
Director: CUT!!!
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Post by Mellow on Dec 19, 2010 13:30:01 GMT -5
At The Factory.
Director: Ok, let's wrap this up before lunch.
Stupid: Duh, lunch? Oh boy! he runs off set.
Director: And ACTION!! he doesn't see stupid. Cut! Where's stupid?!
Wheezy: He went to the lunch line.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Dec 19, 2010 13:30:47 GMT -5
funny
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Post by Mellow on Dec 19, 2010 13:41:58 GMT -5
I can so picture the ladder breaking.
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Post by Ripper RooJr on Dec 19, 2010 13:57:35 GMT -5
Director: Ok guys take your place
Helper-Huh sir Psycho is sick so we found a replacemnet
*Sees Ripper Roo*
Director-Ok he seems ok
*Ripper goes on the set*
Director: Ok...Action
*five mins later*
Director: 0_0 i'm so dead
Ripper Roo: Hehehehehe bye
*left*
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